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I had a dream the 2024 election map looked like this

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You know I will actually

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I’m not crying over my rwrb scrapbook page I’m not crying I promise

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Collage wall but it’s all hot guys under a gay flag

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Milo murphy kinda sounds like weird al

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Trans mascs what are our opinions on over the counter testosterone pills

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2000s/2010s things I love and miss

(A follow up to my things emo kids say post)

- bottle flip challenge

- ipods

- mustaches being so funny for literally no reason

- nyan cat

- the duck song

- ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS

- saying yolo and yeet

- kesha!!!!

- galaxy eVERYTHING

- the harlem shake

- fidget spinners

- myspace

- bronies

- for some reason everyone loved teal

- the cool “s”

- invader zim

- mannequin challenge

- silly bandz (personal favorite)

- VINE

- the freaking gummy bear song

- 1D

- year glasses on new years eve

- shutter glasses

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WHAT

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Things emo kids say

- thanks pete

- I just got so emo I fell apart

- use your glutes!!

- MI-crowave

- no but I got cheez whiz

- oh frankie?! (This was my biggest vocal stim in 8th grade and I WOULD NOT stop saying it)

- gourmet fuckin fruit gels. mixed. nuts.

- scuse me could you please leave

- do you need a new you? I need a new me. I RENEW me.

- don’t cry, craft

- sucking dick for cocaine

- hey brendon could you didgeri-don’t

- and they’re like wait how do you have a soul voice and he’s like yo watch this. YEAEAYAEEYAEYEAAAA

- I’m like a jacket slut

- we’re shooting teenagers

- one two three, three two one, three four five six seven eight nine tEN, TEN to ONE

- FAMILY FRIENDLY ALTERNATIVE CONTENT

- hey whatsup fothermuckers

- I want patrick to shove his fedora up my ass

- NO thanks pete. BAM! Meme’d it.

- arts and crafts, I love arts and crafts

- IM A FROG DAD

- nacho bell graaaaande cheesy gordiiiiita

- hey I’m pete wentz from my chemical romance

- let’s toss it- let’s toss it to maddie.

- and I was like hey that looks like a guy who might look like he wants to play music and I was like lets lets lets play music

- your moms comin

- makeup is fuckin great for a guy.

- it’s not bad. It’s not a bad dick.

- sugar free we’re going down. The first ever sugar free beverage guaranteed to take the pep OUT of your step.

- A surprise party?! For ME?! You shouldn’t have

- my name is…[dan].

- yo what the FUUUUCCKKKKK?????? Yo this is gonna be fuckin DOOOOPPPPEEEEE

And of course I had to save the most iconic for last

- better stay on that side of the street motherfucker, I’ll knock you out

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BALL BALL BALL WOOF WOOOF WOOF WOOF WOFF BALL

Just submitted my work to be published. Cross all the fingers for me. Someone like this in January to remind me to check my email for a response.

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Just submitted my work to be published. Cross all the fingers for me. Someone like this in January to remind me to check my email for a response.

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Being a writer on tumblr is desperately wanting to share your work but not doing it because there’s no way to stop people from stealing it

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Is this the second coming of clancy

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Guys who wants a free ftm puppy boy

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After performing once upon a mattress 11 times, I can confidently say I have no idea what’s going on

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I thought this guy was dead

It's always "Woah mama" but never "How's mama?"

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All I want in my life is another trans guy to hold in my sleep