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okay cool im doing this now

creepypasta headcanons that i cannot stop thinking about for the love of fucking GOD

part 3 :)

- eyeless jack did toby’s top surgery, its genuinely pretty professional looking considering jack does DIY surgery pretty consistently… god i wish that were me

- masky collects skin care products like pokemon cards and locks them in a plastic bin so they dont get abused or snacked on

- theres a community bone collection in the garage, you have to guess which ones are human because theyre all in a massive unorganized pile

- said garage perpetually smells like rotten meat its hell on earth during the summer, fuck that place

- there was a rando piece of superwholock memorabilia found in the living room one time and still nobody will own up to it ironically or not

- hoodie cries to car seat headrest, mountain goats, and front bottoms you cannot refute this because im right

- jeff and nina are lactose intolerant but they ignore it out of spite

- the creeps always tip really well (i work in fast food just let me have this please)

- jeff eats his subway sandwiches sideways through the open gashes in his cheeks like a fuckign snake specifically just to disgust everyone around him

- horror movie nights are very common, everything from saw to genuine snuff films and junk

- most of the creeps really like cute socks for absolutely no reason, just a couple serial killers with striped pizza socks

- speaking of BEN and jeff are very partial to hello kitty and keroppi socks

- BEN for sure has squishmallows, idk which ones so put in the tags what you think hed get sfhdjfhnd

- hoodie is a hoodie stealer, its his namesake therefore he owns all of them, obviously.. so if your favorite pullover is missing check his room lolol

- a bunch of the creeps have shitty stick and poke tattoos from each other just for fun, toby has a personal favorite from nina thats just an impressively skrunkly little cat on his wrist

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Normal Fans: *deep thoughtful headcanons about how the creepypasta characters feel and interact with each other, their mental health struggles, etc.*

Me: Liu's favorite drug is Ketamine, Slenderman likes Japanese Idol Dancing and Sally's magic house is OSCHA approved

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energy

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I dunno if youre analyzing My energy or what but. Yeah. We just have to get... funky

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Those headcanons about Masky bossing Slender around as aposed to the opposite are Good and Excellent. I don't understand but We Love To See It

>:3c

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I like to make random microscopic headcanons that may not even have the slightest significance to an au or story or whatever, but they still kind of exist yknow. Like, Toby is afraid of moths. what does that have to do with anything at all? Only time can tell.

MASSIVE FUCKING MOOD those kinds of headcanons are Incredible

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Very late reply but thankyou so much!

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Slenderman owns in a tight, fo fitting black dress with a looooow back that cuts off so you can see 6-inch heels that he pulls off effortlessly

He literally does you're just Right

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Just discovered this nice blog, so I'll share one of my Slender headcanons as well :D Even if he most likely eats human flesh from time to time, in my version his main food source is represented by two everlasting human emotions: hatred and fear. I believe this is why many victims end up fighting each other (when in groups) and not making any rational decision on Slenderman's territory by recklessly 'throwing' themselves in front of him.

hmmMM tbh i never really vibed with psychic vampire slenderman hcs, but it is still very interesting!!!

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Greetings. I bring to you stupid as shit head canons, in no particular order. These might be stereotypical, in which case I apologize.

- LJ is extremely claustrophobic. It’s easier when he’s not alone, but he can not do small rooms. He’s embarrassed about it, but he always rushes down cramped hallways, always takes the stairs compared to an elevator, never uses hotel bathrooms.

- Slender is the youngest of the Slender-Brothers and gets treated as such by the older three. He HATES it. Splendor is the worst, always a mother hen and won’t. Leave. Him. Alone!

- Speaking of Slenderman, he’s a workaholic. He regularly forgets to eat, sleep, socialize and everything else when a new stack of demonic paperwork comes in. Hoodie is the only one who can even attempt to break this habit.

- Trender tailors Slender’s suits for him.

- Slender’s red tie is from Sally, who said a long time ago that he needed more color. He always wears the red tie.

- Liu’s murder is the only kill Jeff feels bad about. When he found out Liu (magically) survived, he tracked him down, killed everyone in the hospital that got in his way and cried into his baby brothers hair for an hour. Then they got McDonald’s.

(I’m fine with either of the woods brothers being the older one, but I normally go with Jeff being older)

- Masky and Hoodie are different that Tim and Brian, but not to the extent of multiple personalities. They are more like a state of mind or a persona the two swap into when they are working. Toby, who knows both of them well, says they aren’t that different they just don’t talk as much. The rest of the Creeps beg to differ.

Being caught doing stupid shit by Brian is one thing. Being caught doing stupid shit by Hoodie is Scary.

- there is a Slender-Mansion, though the only ones that live there are Slender, his proxies and Sally. Others might stay for a while, as it’s a bit of a safe house, but always leave within a month. The residents get jumpy around new comers, which comes off as passive aggressive behaviour and in Slender’s case, actual aggressive behavior.

- Slender is simultaneously more animalistic and more human then people give him credit. He feels an array of emotions but can’t express them due to a lack of a face and the fact he’s a Demon and Demons Do Not Act That Way.

He’s fiercely territorial and needs to be warned before someone comes into his Forest. The proxies are fine, they are His, but anyone else needs to make their intentions known or get the fuck out.

- BEN is actually pretty old. He died when he was twelve and so is stuck in that form but is actually nearly thirty. He doesn’t act like an adult because he was stuck in a video games as a twelve year old for 7 years and that wouldn’t help his development.

- Liu’s favorite color is moss green. He wears a lot of turtle necks in that color and normally rolls the neck out so it covers the lower half of his face. He’s very self conscious about his scars. Jeff is fiercely supportive of him and tries to make him feel better by showing off his own. It doesn’t help, but Jeff means well.

- Everyone lives in fear of Jane. She’s a terrifying 6 foot 1 lesbian who could crack man’s skull between her thighs. She has drop kicked demons. Looked god in the eye and flipped him off. Everyone lives in fear of Jane.

- Clockwork is a literal gremlin and has the Best friendship with Toby. They commit arson together and paint each others nails. It’s sweet :)

- LJ has a cockney accent he plays up to be Extra Annoying. He’s also able to adjust his height so he can go from tall to Taller in the blink of an eye. He can also warp various other aspects of his appearance at will to make himself more/less threatening, depending on his mood.

-LJ also drains the color out of whatever he touches. He doesn’t do it on purpose, it just turns monochrome in his fingers and makes him sad. It regains it’s color eventually but he can’t wear all the pretty colors he wants to! :(

-Candy Pop’s hair and clothes are the only exception to LJ’s abilities and LJ is delighted to find this out. This lead to him get pummeled by a gaudy pink hammer for stealing all of Candy Pop’s clothes.

- Jason the Toymaker and LJ are... friends. They get along well enough and often work together on “projects”. They can never stay in the same place for too long as LJ naturally annoys everyone within a twenty miles radius just by existing and Jason’s temper is Not Fun.

- The Toymaker is also a thorn is Slenderman’s side because he’s a nosy bastard who quite literally has rats for spies and has them everywhere. Slenderman has his proxies trained to shoot him on sight.

- the Proxies relationship with Slender is interesting. It’s evolved from “ok It owns our souls and we kill for it and it doesn’t kill us.” To “ok working for a Demon ain’t that bad He’s actually kinda a dork.” To finally “HEY BOSS TOBY SET THE PORCH ON FIRE AGAIN CAN YOU HELP PUT IT OUT.”

Slender is very happy to have a family. He will never admit it, but he is.

- Slender loves Blackberries. A lot.

I think that’s enough for now. Sorry there’s so much. If you want more I can give more “plot” heavy ones or more stupid ones. Boy do I have a lot of stupid ones.

Thanks for enjoying! - The Headcanon Anon (not anon here but eh)

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Hello I just stumbled upon your blog and I just wanted to say you’re super funny and creative 💕💕 Have a nice day

Aww thank you!!! You have a nice day too 🌟🌟🌟

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Hi there! I recently just realized people are still into creepy pasta! Which is cool because I’ve been obsessed with it for ages even after I left the fandom! I could send you random HCs if you want, and they probably won’t be the “common” ones because my “versions” of the creeps are stupid as shit bro. Idk if you’d be interest but I need to share my bullshit with SOMEONE and you seem like an accepting person...?

DO IT DO IT DO IT

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slender perhaps :0

* is an old world fae

* his notes are like fairy cake and drink. Take one and you are transported to a very different and much more dangerous woods.

* he selects children to live in his world and work with him. These are his proxies.

*very few adults are chosen for this job as they arent as trusting or influencable.

*however, as the selected child grows he will stalk them and try to get them to agree to go with him.

*some go easier than others

*iron and salt are irritants for him but not enough to do damage.

*he has a home deep in the woods that, from the outside, appears to be run down and abandoned but is elaborately decorated on the inside.

*here he houses his proxies and other oddities.

*the house is run with strict rules and any who disobey are severely punished.

*he is unable to cross over bodies of running water like creeks, streams and rivers.

//my headcanons are a bit different. Send in another if you wanna hear the other mods take. Also these for with a blog I made called @asktheoperator MOD Toxx

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Not to show off my disgusting hyperfixation but heres what Fears i think the creepypastas would be/Are Avatars of;

Slenderman -- bro he snatched up Several; The Hunt, The Eye, The Lonely, and MAYBE a touch of The Web. He gets around.

Jeff -- you already KNOW our boy is an Avatar of The Slaughter thats not even a question

Eyeless Jack -- The Flesh

Laughing Jack -- The Stranger/The Spiral(?)

Ben -- The Spiral

Zalgo -- The End, of course!

Jane -- The Desolation/The Hunt

Masky -- The Stranger/The Hunt

Hoodie -- The Dark(???)/The Stranger

Toby -- The Desolation

Rake -- The Slaughter/The Hunt

Sally -- The Lonely/The Web(?)

Smile Dog -- The Spiral for S U R E

Clockwork -- The Web/The Vast(??? Dunno she just gives me Vast Vibes)

Please feel free to tack on more i crave it

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Question: What do you think of the headcanon that LJ's just a Very Large doll? That's how I've always seen it given that he's supposed to be a jack-in-the-box, but he isn't bound to the box anymore, so I imagine he's like. Feral Pinocchio (sorry if this isn't the kind of asks you normally like to get oof)

FERAL PINOCCHIO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANON I LOVE THIS HEADCANON AND I LOVE YOU

But ya dude real talk thats a DOPE fucking concept that makes him EXTRA creepy bc Living Doll Uncanny Valley logic, i love it a whole lot!!!!!!!!

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Rake is the only one with more than one braincell tbh

Facts! @rakeshouseparty is proof

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why does everyone hc jeff as being mean and angry all the time ?? Didn't he cut his face so he could always look happy????? Wouldn't he act the part- or at least try to????????? I'm-

Mostly bc he kinda acts Bitterly in his story--ppl tend to portray him as a angry, angsty, violent teenager, both bc he Was one, and bc a lot of his fans Are teens, so theres definitely subconscious projection going on.

Theres certainly lots of different interpretations for his character--i personally think that... as an older individual, once hes left the angst and pain of what he'd been through behind, and come to accept what hed done since then, he would just be.... a very, very tired individual. Not cruel, or malicious at first glance--if anything, i could see him being very kind! Especially towards any children he runs into.

A lot of ppl like to put emphasis on his """"insanity"""", his lack of empathy or whatever, but in light of MYSELF entering adulthood and looking back on the kinda medicore stuff i did as a younger teen, never mind the stuff id THOUGHT of doing, sometimes those violent urges are just.... just hormones, and terrifying lack of anger management skills stemming from emotionally negligent parents. In the versions of the story id read, i really could understand some of his anger, and how quickly the things that happened had spun out of control--in the most recent story rewrite the thing that disfigured his was basically an accident.

I think seeing the news stories about him probably made it worse for a while, but then... i dont know. There's something nice about the idea of him realizing the things hed been through had been a true tragedy, but that it doesn't HAVE to define him? He doesn't have to be the merciless, emotion less killer he thought he was, that the world thinks he is. Theyre irreversible mistakes that he made in the wake of severe trauma--he cant go back to change things, and, well... hes pretty good at running from the cops, so why turn himself in?

This is a longwinded way of me getting to the idea that, theoretically, if Jeff was 'realistic' in MY eyes, i could totally see him going the "mysterious vigilante killer of abusers and criminals-the-pigs-won't-keep-locked-up" route.

What he went through as a kid sucks. I think he might try to spare other children and innocent individuals from going through even Worse situations, at the very least. Society's knight in greasy, tattered homeless-guy-lookin' armor.

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do you think slender would grow his own tea leaves? like he'd have a lil greenhouse with idk a wicker chair and he'd tenderly care for them?

Incredibly soft and valid, the idea of him gardening is Great, but i fucking HATE tea and also just see him as more of a coffee dude (even tho the cup is more like 70% creamer 30% coffee)