My pussy is NOT fda approved
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i started a new job but they wont tell me when nap time is :(
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here some pics of my cat on fridge cause he likes to be tall, hope these pics make your day better like they make mine better :)
oh FUCK yes. beast on the icebox. protector of pepperjack
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i have a devious idea
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im fuckinhg crying my wizard hat too tight on my ears someone help me
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putting my antidepressant in one of these and only being allowed to take it if I sniff out which hole its in
for mental stimulation
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ah yes here is your sleep potion *hands you glass of warm milk*
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i got nervous and spilt it on my toes and now i walk like squidward :(
im fuckinhg crying my wizard hat too tight on my ears someone help me
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sorry but i think i dont wanna be brewed cause thatd hurt :( is that okay?
If I brewed you into a potion what would your effects be
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im fuckinhg crying my wizard hat too tight on my ears someone help me
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