slumbersomewizard

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My pussy is NOT fda approved

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i started a new job but they wont tell me when nap time is :(

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here some pics of my cat on fridge cause he likes to be tall, hope these pics make your day better like they make mine better :)

oh FUCK yes. beast on the icebox. protector of pepperjack

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i have a devious idea

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im fuckinhg crying my wizard hat too tight on my ears someone help me

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putting my antidepressant in one of these and only being allowed to take it if I sniff out which hole its in

for mental stimulation

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ah yes here is your sleep potion *hands you glass of warm milk*

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i got nervous and spilt it on my toes and now i walk like squidward :(

im fuckinhg crying my wizard hat too tight on my ears someone help me

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sorry but i think i dont wanna be brewed cause thatd hurt :( is that okay?

If I brewed you into a potion what would your effects be

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im fuckinhg crying my wizard hat too tight on my ears someone help me