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this edible didn't do shit tf

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Am I the only one who thinks Mitchell would be terrified of the idea of midwestern salads-that-aren't-salads

Like it's that one scene from spy kids

Like imagine him seeing Watergate salad or Snicker salad

I am a #proud midwestern salad enthusiast

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on god im fucking that fridge

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the only good thing about being lowkey fat and ugly is that I can say whatever I want and people don't bat an eye

forget pretty privilege, I have ugly privilege

I can be weird and off putting as much as I want without people saying anything

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Dirty Laundry

The story of cam girl!readers dirty and used laundry and some gross men

Cam x Cam Girl!Reader x Dirk

First actual installment of my cam girl series, lmk what you think!!

After the initial shock of the dateviators and the objects that existed in your house, it took another few weeks before you started camming again

You had gained quite a following and many of those viewers had sent you pieces of lingerie they'd like to see you in

So of course you'd wear them, especially with how much they'd tip

After you had finished recording you felt a little guilty throwing your cum stained underwear into the dirty hamper, knowing you wouldn't have the energy to wash them just yet, but you pushed that feeling aside

Every so often you'd interact with the objects around your house, still feel some embarrassment and guilt once you realized they've seen you in a vulnerable state, but they tell you they don't care, and even encourage it

Eventually your audience requested you to collaborate with another creator, and after a few weeks of getting it set up, he showed up at your door

The dateables didn't know how to feel, sure you were your own person and could do whatever they want but most of them felt a pang of jealousy run through them

How were they supposed to watch some macho man ruin their girl when it should've been them

The objects in the kitchen, even if they were jealous, still watched as the man licked you through the lacy underwear, making you cum without barely touching you, and they couldn't look away as he ripped your wet underwear off, pushing you up against the kitchen counter as he fucks into you

Their jealousy doesn't simmer down after the scene is finished, as he makes his way through your house like he owns the place

After he leaves you sit at the kitchen table in just a towel, working from your laptop on getting the video uploaded

You stretch with a groan, looking at your underwear and bra that still laid bunched up on the floor, and with a sigh you pick them up

You throw your bra in the dirty hamper, deciding that it could be saved, but looking at the torn lace that were you underwear you shrug as you throw them away, at least you didn't buy them

After throwing them away you pause for a minute, looking back at the table where the glasses laid, and with a quick surge of confidence you put them on, aiming them at Cam

Before you can take a breath Can is looking at you with a smirk

"Well well, been awhile since i've seen you, to what do I owe the pleasure?" He's now chest to chest with you, pushing you into the counter as your grip tightens on the towel

You shrug, meeting his gaze

"I was just bored, thought maybe we could talk,"

His laugh vibrates your body, your brow furrows as you try to find what's so funny

"You don't get to play coy after leave these here with me"

His smirk grows as he holds up the torn lace from earlier in the day, and you jaw drops

He leans in, pressing more of himself to you as he nips at you ear

"It's a shame we won't get to see you in them again"

Before you can register who we is, you feel another presence by your side, Dirk

"Look who it is." Cam pulls away with another chuckle as they both corner you in the kitchen, you bite you lip, confusion on your face

Dirk laughs, holding up another pair of lace underwear that you had left in the laundry room the day before

"It's like you want us to know what a slut you are,"

You thighs clench together out of instinct and they both laugh

"Are you getting off on this?" Dirk asks as he dangles the used underwear in front of you

You try to shake your head but can only whine

"Come on, guys, stop" at your rambling they laugh again, Can moving behind you as Dirk presses his chest to yours

"Don't get all shy now, we all heard and watched you get fucked this morning"

Before you can mutter out a response Cam grabs your arms, pulling them behind you as the towel drops

Dirk let's out a low whistle upon seeing your naked form

"I've never been so lucky to see you up close, what a sight"

You can feel Cam's dick in your ass as you try to wiggle out of his hold, doing nothing but making him groan

Dirk gets on his knees in front of you, looking up at Cam from behind you, you can feel him nod before he slots his legs between yours, knocking your thighs open

Dirk smiled at you from in between your thighs

"You're even prettier up close"

He runs a finger through over your clit, watching in glee as you shudder

You feel Cam shift behind you, letting go of your arms making quick work of unbuttoning his pants

Dirk shoves his face between the fat of your thighs, tongue lapping up your cunt

You moan at the feeling of his tongue on you, feeling Cam behind you as he grinds on your ass

Your hands find themselves in Dirks hair, shifting to give him full access

"You just spread your legs for anyone, don't ya?" Cam's words land with a bite, but it's not long before he laughing at the fucked out look in your eyes

Cam grips your hips, shifting your hips upwards as his tip prods at your hole

"So wet, just from Dirkie's tongue" At the nickname Dirk shoots Can a glare, rolling his eyes as Cam just smirks at him

"You need this, don't you? Your pussy needs both of us," He bites down on your neck as he thrusts up into you, knocking you further onto Dirk's face

"N-need it so bad, pleasee" Your pleas come out as rambles and they both laugh

"As much as I love hearing you like this, can't disturb the other objects," Being said Cam grabs your forgotten torn and used underwear, shoving them into your mouth as a makeshift gag, laughing as you choke against them

"Look at you, taking it so well, it's the only thing you know how to do, huh?" His thrusts are hard and inconsistent, hitting that spot deep within that you can barely get on your own

You nod meekly, spit rolling down your chin

Dirk continues to lick at your cunt, practically making out with it, teeth grazing your clit every so often as he palms himself

"Pussy's so well behaved for me," Cam huffs out,

Cam's hips stutter has he cums in you, groaning in your ear when you cum right after him

He pulls out slowly, laughing as you moan at the loss

"Never had dick that good?" Cam laughs as he walks in front of you, causing Dirk to roll his eyes

Cam pulls Dirk off of you by his hair, Dirk pushes him off as Cam laughs, getting up from his knees

Cam yanks the used underwear from your mouth, moaning as they're slick with slobber, pocketing them with a wink

Dirk mutters under his breath about how Cam is "disgusting" and Cam just smiles at him, before turning his attention back to you

"You can't just leave Dirk hanging, can you babe?" He pushes you down to your knees until your in front of Dirk

"He needs some good head, he's so tense from all the arguments with Harper" You crawl to him without a second thought, wanting to repay the favor, nudging his dick with your cheek

He runs a hand over his face as you unbutton his pants, pulling them down with his underwear

"Fuck, now we know why you have so many followers," Dirk groans out, watching as you lick the tip of his dick before slowly swallowing him

Cam kneels behind you, running a finger through your leaking pussy, causing you to moan around Dirk

Dirk thrusts into your mouth, chuckling as you fall forward, struggling to take a breath

You grab onto his thighs for stability as Cam begins to finger your sensitive cunt

Dirk doesn't hold back, nor does he feel ashamed, as he pushes your head down to take all of him, licking his lips as you drool over his cock

He doesn't give you a second to breathe before he's thrusting hard into you mouth, over and over, using you for his pleasure

"Just need to keep your mouth full all the time, don't we?" Dirk throws his head back as you gag on his dick

Cam laughs and nods, fingers working to bring you to another orgasm as he pumps his dick behind you

Dirks thrust don't slow as he gets closer, pushing your head against him as much as he can before cumming in your mouth, watching as you cum for a second time as well

Cam groans as you choke on Dirk's cum, stroking his dick as he cums on your back

Dirk pulls off slowly, smiling lazily, like he didn't just use your mouth like a cheap flashlight

Cam slaps you pussy before helping you up, smirking at you as Dirk pulls his pants back on

"Well, this was fun wasn't it, come back again some time?" Cam high fives Dirk with a shit eating grin

Dirk slaps your ass before retreating back to the laundry room

Holy shit.

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The sluts have spoken

So many options I apologize 😞

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Some people just naturally have "deer running in front of car" eyes

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So many options I apologize 😞

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Cam girl! reader who has recorded on basically every surface of her house

You was scraping by but wanted that extra income so she turned to OnlyFans

It started with just pictures of you in skimpy lingerie

To which you uploads on your computer

And you eventually gains a nice following, requests coming in with high dollar amounts

Before you know it you're filming videos

Videos of you humping your pillow, table, washer/dryer, anything you could grab onto

Then videos of you fucking yourself with a bright pink dildo, different videos of it suctioned to the edge of the tub, toilet seat, even the bathroom counter as you fuck yourself in the mirror

And after so long you're fucking yourself in the shower, dildo suctioned to the glass wall as you grind back on it, holding the shower head against your sensitive tits or clit

You even fall victim to stupid roleplay opportunities

Sitting in your office pretending you're a pretty secretary eager to get fucked

In the living room as a babysitter getting paid in dick

Even appealing to your more "nerdy" fans as you pretend to fuck yourself on your dungeon masters dick

Or in your at home gym as a desperate yoga instructor

And let's not forget the stupid photos you post to tease your audience

"Baking" in the kitchen, as flour covers your tits and ass

Photos in the shower or bath, suds barely covering your naked body

Or pictures in the foggy mirror, just outlining your curves

So imagine your surprise when you get the dateviators and realize the objects you've been fucking yourself on and around are alive?

They're all so eager to talk to you, all having different experiences with you

But you get anxious and stop, stop the camming and talking to the household objects

You spend more days laying in bed, feeling a sense of guilt and shame

It took you awhile before putting the glasses back on, greeted by Betty as she tells you that all the objects miss her and reassures you that you have nothing to be afraid of

If anything, they encourage it

Thinking of writing individual scenarios for this with different objects, lemme know if I should and what objects/scenarios

And should this be a series, I lowkey want it to be but won't write it if ppl don't want it lol

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Cam girl!reader who needed the extra income so creates an OnlyFans and films in various areas of her house

Buuutt once she gets the dateviators she stops because almost every object in her house has seen her in compromising positions

(Mac would be so cocky about it oh my god)

But when she stops most of the dateables are in deep despair because they don't get to see their girl in the way they like anymore

Lmk if I should elaborate! This is such a fun idea!

(I keep prolonging my other date everything fics bc i'm anxious so I just keep coming up with other ideas 😔)

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Price (or any of the 141) with plus size! reader with daddy issues and lowkey self esteem issues (totally not projecting) who's a bit younger than them

She's used to older guys making comments about her (the con of having a "matured" body)

Shes used to older guys just wanting a quick fuck

She's become so used to it that it has settled in her stomach in a deep pit of despair

She always thought that if her dad didn't love her then no man ever would

So she accepted the "love" she could get

She wasn't trying to fill the hole in her chest, but rather push it down and pretend there was a pit of agony sitting behind her heart

She's used to her friends getting hit on by guys their age when they go to the bar

She had become acquainted to the "fridge protecting the snacks" comments, she refused to let them get to her

But Price, Price was different

Sure his gaze lingered on your body, he was still a man after all, but he had become used to hearing you and your laughter, seeing as you frequented the same bar as him and his team

It took him 6 weeks before he approached you

You were sat at the bar with your friends as they laughed and giggled at what some boys had said

You could instantly feel his presence, he surrounded your senses

He complimented your outfit, and your mind reeled with the reasons he was beside you

Maybe he was a sad, lonely man who needed a young fuck

But he surprised you with a genuine smile and conversation

Cut to 9 months later where you've slotted yourself comfortably into his life

But never completely letting your guard down

You mind raced with rational thoughts, but every so often, in the deep pit of your mind, the self deprecating thoughts appeared

"You're bigger than him" "He can't love you" "He deserves someone prettier"

And every time he'd kiss away those thoughts, reassuring that you're what he needs in his life

Some nights, he fuck away the self deprecation

His dick deep in you while your head is slotted between his biceps, cheeks squished as he practically chokes you out

"Come on, lovie, say it"

You can only whine, drooling over his arms as he fucks into you

"Say it love and i'll fuck you all night long"

You choke out a sob, mind too cock drunk to speak

His hips still and you whine, grinding back in him

He tightens his arms around your head, leaning down to whisper

"Say it, say it and you can come"

You whine, whispering against his arms, to which he jerks you up, laughing as he squishes your cheeks

"Louder."

Tears are rolling down your face by now, too lost in pleasure to realize

"I'm capable of being loved! You love me!"

You pant out, acting as if you'd ran a marathon

He smiled against your head as he picks up his pace again

His girl just needed to be fucked right

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when his favorite actor is Emmy Rossum

(I'm named after an Emmy Rossum character so that means he practically loves me)

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sometimes i forget that im not one of those pretty girls who are weird but just genuinely off putting lol 😭

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got high last night and my only thought was how i wanted to fuck my refrigerator

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I know it didn’t win the poll, but I BEG for a dirty n filthy smut w/ cam 🫶

it'll come, trust 🤞

the poll was just motivation for me to finish them and then to see which one should go up first

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funny men give me a lady boner

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Imagine putting a sticky note on Timothy's schedule, scribbled quickly with hearts around

And the note would be a time and then something like "Receive head at 11 am" and he just short circuits as you smirk at him, sitting on the counter sipping your now-cold coffee

He looks at his watch before looking back at his schedule, 10:59 am

You set your cup aside and jumped off the counter, dropping to your knees and pulling at the hem of his pants

"Gotta follow the schedule, Timothy"