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‘james potter would nev-‘ please have him. i’m almost begging you, have the canon version of james potter, he’s straight and dead and most likely would never.

my james is different breed, he sucks dicks (proudly) and takes them up his ass (enthusiastically) and doesn’t give a fuck if you perceive him differently. he also fucks the life out of his death-eater boyfriend so good that twink has no choice but to quit his cult and start a new one, in james’ name.

so yeah, have canon james. i don’t want him.

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"Pandora is my Sirius," Regulus confessed one night in the astronomy tower.

"What do you mean, love?" James asked, not stopping threading Reg's hair.

"She is my best friend, a sibling I never had... my ride or die, my platonic soulmate. The one person who always saw right through me."

Regulus took only a second before he continued: "I would kill, die, and live for her. Sirius is your person. Pandora is mine."

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sitting here. unkissed. when will it end

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Regulus and Barty who are and always have been the secret third thing. Their level of devotion and care is strange and off putting, they would anything for each other no questions asked. they hate each others guts and will scream for hours and if that doesn't work they will come to blows. (Notably one time that didn't work either and they started a cold war that became the rest of hogwarts problem). They never see the point of explaining their thoughts or their relationship. They are both cruel and mean and quiet in the worst ways, but they are each others and they do not need anyone else to understand

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Can someone please explain to me what the pantheon is in the Marauders era and how it's different or similar to the Slytherin skittles, which I think mean reg, Barty, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas? I'm still new to the fandom and tik tok is banned in my country (Google tells me that's where it was invented????)

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You don't understand, it's THEM.

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'But I’m not yours to keep Because you’ll never see That the stars are free Oh, we don’t own our heavens now We only own our hell And if you don’t know that by now Then you don’t know me that well'

Regulus and Sirius about their family.

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I was just reading history of literature and this reminds me how the French Artists made a whole aesthetic movement whose main motto(?) was "Art for art's sake"

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i love how most drarry fics don't paint ginny as, like, a jealous ex. it’s always, "oh, ginny? yeah she's over there with her girlfriend and baseball cap. yeah, she's really happy. happier than this loser." and harry is just sleeping on their couch or something.

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You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

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Kill me now. It's 3am and I was just about to look for a bed time story but AO3 is down.

Please I can't sleep.

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Nvm guys, I cried ✨ so that's done

Already in a shitty af mood and just want some cuddles in form of fics and you tell me ao3 is down???? I'm pmsing so I'm on the verge of tears

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Already in a shitty af mood and just want some cuddles in form of fics and you tell me ao3 is down???? I'm pmsing so I'm on the verge of tears

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It's down and I wanna cry 😭😭😭😭😭

IS ANYONE ELSE HAVING TROUBLE WITH AO3?????

I THINK ITS DOWN BUT I ALSO MIGHT JUST BE REALLY STUPID/HAVE SHITTY WIFI

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regulus: the idea of being perceived 24/7 is unbearable, i could never live with another person

james: we're literally married and live together every day of the week

regulus, visibly annoyed: well you're the exception okay??

james: (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

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Regulus would bully James within an inch of his life but the second someone else did he would make them die a slow and painful death

(and James would be melting the whole time)

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Due to public demand: Jegulus.