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@stoplickingthingsweird He glanced over the mans posture, analyzing to the best of his judgement if he was telling the truth. Still suspicious as sending someone else to pick him up seemed rather uncharacteristic of his father, but he didn’t want to risk this as its possible the reason was of urgency. He relaxed his stance and crossed his arms, deciding if there was really any evil intentions, it would be best to play along and get the man as far from the village as possible.  “What reason does my dad have to send someone else when he can come himself?” the seeming forced smile put him on edge but who was to say the man shared the same  brooding default his own father had. He pacing closer till he was within arms reach of the man, looking up at the seeming giant.

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     The youth sprung up upon feeling the powerful presence approaching, not paying mind to how different it felt, as a powerful ki all times before signaled to his fathers return, Which seemed odd, His father wasn't suppose to return so soon, still he hopped out of his temporary abodes door and ran as fast as he could towards the powerful aura.

     Soon, he started to slow, taking note of the wary stares into the distance all the Namekians were displaying, confusion sweeping over him as they were never scared of his father. As he was now walking, He started to notice the differences in the presence, it felt off and... stronger. Too naive to gain fear of whatever was just out of view, he continued on till he spotted someone strikingly similar to his appearance in comparison to the pink and green creatures that he normally saw.

     He hid himself around the corner of a building as he watched carefully, Poking his head out further when he heard the man speak. There was something about him that seemed familiar yet so distant. Till he noted the man and his father garbed similar armor. His eyes widening when he heard his name fall from the mans lips. Despite everything in him that told him to run from the scowling man, he was drawn out by his child-like curiosity. He remained silent until the mans eyes fell onto him. A echo of whispers, feet scuffling away and worried gasps sounded from the green-skinned villagers.

    “Y-You are looking for me?" He shakingly said, trying his best to not let his voice shy to a whisper. He stood his ground, almost defensively as he looked up at the stranger. His brow furrowing as a protective hand wrapped over his front, he looking up to see it was the Namek his father had assigned to watch him. Noppal shrugged it off and stepped forward and eyed the spike haired male in-front of him, muttering something to his guardian only they would hear before straightening his posture. He knew he was more powerful than everyone else in the village so he would be their only help if this supposed 'saiyan' wanted to do harm. He tried his best to put on a confident facade but he was clearly inches from shaking in his boots.

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  As the ship started its landing procedures on planet Namek, Turles began to review his information on this mission. He was going it alone since he was here to pick up a Saiyan child and he figured it would be best if he went himself, being the same race and all.The father of this child named Noppal had contacted him concerning pick up since he was busy with other affairs and couldn’t do it himself. Turles usually would have said no to such a request, but, him being a Saiyan and all, he relented eventually with a proper price for service of course. The ship landed and Turles finished up reading over the specifics. He stepped out of the air lock and onto the blue grass of Namek. He looked at the ground and a curious expression marked his face as he moved to take a sample of the dirt before pocketing the vial and moving to hit the button on the side of his scouter. Lights flickered and he began to move and walk around as the device looked for a reading on strong power levels in the area. BIP BIP BIP!! The device blared in his ear as it pointed him in the direction he needed to head. He took off into the air and soon a small village came into view. A long shadow cast over the buildings as Turles landed on a ridge above the dwellings as one of the 3 suns eclipsed itself behind him. It didnt go unnoticed as the natives all turned their heads in his direction. They squinted their eyes to see who this new comber was and Turles just calmly floated down from the ridge and started to walk in their direction. Some pulled children inside the homes and the others stood their ground. Turles assumed they were the warriors of this particular village. As he approached the green men became more wary of him and one shouted at the saiyan. “Who are you?! What do you want?” Oh the usual questions he would get. It was unfortunate he wouldn’t be able to destroy them today. He needed to make nice for now.

 “My name is Turles. I am a saiyan and am here to pick up my kind from this village. I know he is here so if you would kindly bring Noppal out, It would be appreciated.”

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Noppal: Could kill you, but is still a cinnamon roll

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The young saiyan jumped slightly at the sudden voice, he was too entranced by the sight of the planet to notice nor hear his captain enter the room. He turned to look at him with a sheepish smile, shifting his body to face him.  “My father used to sing it to me when I was little to help me sleep, I never got used to the day and night cycle on Namek...” He chuckled softly before his smile dropped to a frown only momentarily, averting his gaze before returning to a smile again, silently sighing as he looked back up at Turles, a pang of pain could be noted in his gaze. Then a thought crossed his mind, the small bit he knew of Turles, it seemed odd he would know of this song. A small wave of confusion flushed his system, before he could stop himself, a question protruded from him. “And where do you know it from?” Mindlessly, his hands raised to toy with the gem of his necklace, It looked rather expensive and was strikingly Saiyan Royal jewelry, or appeared to be at least. 

@stoplickingthingsweird Like all other crew members of the Crusher Corps, they had to do remedial jobs to keep the ship running, scheduled maintenance and helping keep the place clean. It gave him something to do while they were traveling to their far off next destination. He was tidying up the meeting room, humming softly to himself before he started to sing the Old Lullaby, to almost everyone else on the ship, what he sung would of come off as gibberish. The old Saiyan language flowed from his lips, His voice was smooth and flowed nicely, he was hardly comparable to any who was famous on earth, though. Hardly being quiet, anyone walking by would of easily heard him from several feet away as he didn’t bother to close the door behind him when he entered. He paused as he gazed out a window on the side of the ship and saw they were passing a planet what was similar in color to Namek, what he would call his original home and started recalling some nearly forgotten memories, he just remained gazing out the window as he continued the soft melody, swaying slightly in the dimly lit room. As he neared the end of the song, his voice softened until it was almost a whisper, a heavy sigh leaving his chest as he placed a hand on the glass.

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@stoplickingthingsweird Like all other crew members of the Crusher Corps, they had to do remedial jobs to keep the ship running, scheduled maintenance and helping keep the place clean. It gave him something to do while they were traveling to their far off next destination. He was tidying up the meeting room, humming softly to himself before he started to sing the Old Lullaby, to almost everyone else on the ship, what he sung would of come off as gibberish. The old Saiyan language flowed from his lips, His voice was smooth and flowed nicely, he was hardly comparable to any who was famous on earth, though. Hardly being quiet, anyone walking by would of easily heard him from several feet away as he didn't bother to close the door behind him when he entered. He paused as he gazed out a window on the side of the ship and saw they were passing a planet what was similar in color to Namek, what he would call his original home and started recalling some nearly forgotten memories, he just remained gazing out the window as he continued the soft melody, swaying slightly in the dimly lit room. As he neared the end of the song, his voice softened until it was almost a whisper, a heavy sigh leaving his chest as he placed a hand on the glass.