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a man witha receding hairline is a beautiful thing to me

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Grandma poison water SNAPPED

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Delta Slim from the movie Sinners

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Delta Slim from the movie Sinners

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sylvia fine from the nanny tv show

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Roger Moore is my request! I need my old man validation.

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Okay well. I'm at the lake and there are some kittens here who were very very clearly dumped!!

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hi <3 im a Black nonbinary lesbian 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ been harassed& twice assaulted this past month or so by a neighbor. got a piece of my cervix out, been having chronic heath issues & im currently waiting for surgery. goal is food $ so i can take my pain meds. even $1 & a kind word will go a long way <3 c4$h4pp v3nm0 p4yp4l

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Madame Foster (Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends)

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Jorge Ben Jor

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willem dafoe make me lose control

I highly recommend folding @illiana-mystery, Didi has some great gifsand is currently focused on his career

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Round 8: The Final Round

(Poll 1 of 1)

@dear-ao3

“not really a gimmick blog so it'd be extra funny if they win”

@theshitpostcalligrapher

“an OG tumblr cryptid ”

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Anyone want a pixel commission so I can get some lunch?

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If you for sure want your person to be polled, just send in the name with recent photos bc im more than happy to let our followers vote on those polls.

Not including a photo just takes a lot of energy

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What We Do in the Shadows does have ggggglif (great great great great grandad I'd like to fuck) characters tho. I'd like to submit Petyr from the movie ver.