snarky-sims-witch
snarky-sims-witch
the witch's lair
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RETIRED. Please don't contact me here. I will not respond.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
snarky-sims-witch · 5 years ago
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February 2020 Patron Tattoo (Download)
The start of a new decade is all about change, so this year, we're trying something different with our patron-exclusives. In the past, our patron-exclusive has always reflected the same theme as our flash set of the month, but Shaifa has been inspired to honour each month's dominant zodiac sign this year. February's sign is Aquarius and Shaifa has designed a gorgeous crane tattoo bursting forth from a mighty wave for our Aquarius (and Aquarius-loving) patrons.
This tattoo is available NOW exclusively to our patrons, but check out our free February flash set that just rolled out to everyone today on our Patreon!
What’s Included
One full-colour upper thigh tattoo.
The Sign of Aquarius
Other Info
Enabled for masculine and feminine Sims, teen and older
Disabled for random
Custom CAS thumbnails with our logo
Download Instructions
Download the .zip file.
Right-click and select Extract Here
Move .package file to Documents > Electronic Arts > The Sims 4 > Mods
Make sure custom content is enabled in your game options and enjoy!
Not seeing our custom thumbnails in CAS? Clear your cache! Delete the localthumbcache.package file in your The Sims 4 folder.
DOWNLOAD [Patreon - No Ads]
@maxismatchccworld @srslysims4
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snarky-sims-witch · 5 years ago
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This blog is a graveyard
After considerable thought, I’ve come to the conclusion that it would be too much work to find a new place to move my challenges to for those who still want to use them. There are also some who have expressed a desire for me to keep my stories up for them to read back through.
Therefore, this blog will stay up but only as an archive of my previous work. I will no longer be updating anything on this blog. My challenges are, as of now, retired and all my stories I was writing on here discontinued. I will not be answering any more asks or replying to messages on here. I will not be logging in anymore.
This makes me unbelievably sad, but most of the asks I’ve been getting in my inbox recently have made it very clear that my stories and challenges are not important or wanted.
It’s just time to move on. Please continue to enjoy my old work. It’s here for you if you need any of it, but I will not be updating it anymore.
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snarky-sims-witch · 5 years ago
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its sad to see you go again, but i understand if its what you have to do for your mental health. do let us know if you decide to start writing again. sending love xx
<3
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snarky-sims-witch · 5 years ago
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That’s all she wrote
Just want to let anyone know who follows me on here that I'll be deleting my blog sometime within the next few days, as soon as I figure out where to dump my challenges any of you might still need.
No, I won't be updating any of my challenges in the future, especially not the 100 Baby Challenge. Whoever takes it over... good luck. I hope you won't grow to despise it as much as I have. I wish I’d never decided to adapt that stupid challenge.
I won't be saving any of my tumblr stories anywhere or continuing any of them. It's not really fun anymore since I started logging in every day to mean asks. I do have anons disabled but it's not stopping people and I’m just over it. I’d rather remove myself from the situation than give it a chance to escalate.
I’m sorry to anyone who’s disappointed by this. I am, too. I love telling stories, but let’s face it; no one was ever here for my stories, anyway.
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snarky-sims-witch · 5 years ago
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In the 100 baby challenge can your matriach be kleptoniak and if she is do you have to bring the children with you, sorry for my bad english and thanks for reading
The matriarch can have any traits you want. She doesn’t have to take her kids with her everywhere she goes, but there are exceptions to this. See the rules for more details.
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snarky-sims-witch · 5 years ago
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Hi i was recommended your challanges is there a xbox gallery download for get a life?
All the homes from the Get A Life Challenge are available in the Gallery under my ID, SnarkyWitch. :) You might have to mess up the Reality Bites lot again. I’m not 100% sure all the trash and broken appliances I put in there stuck when I uploaded it. Make sure you enable the bb.moveobjects on cheat before you place them down. That cheat won’t disable your achievements, but some of the other cheats I instruct you to use in the challenge might, so I’d recommend making a separate save file to do this challenge in; a save where you don’t mind your achievements getting disabled.Also, thank you for asking me about a challenge that isn’t the 100 Baby Challenge. It’s refreshing, lmao.
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snarky-sims-witch · 5 years ago
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February 2020 Flash Set (Download)
This month, we've decided to tackle two trends with one flash set; minimalist tattoos and Tiny Living! We lovingly call this elegant and clean set "tiny tattoos." Now your trendy Sims can rock a variety of equally trendy minimalist tattoos while kicking back in their tiny homes.
This flash set is available NOW for patrons and will roll out to everyone on February 15th! Follow our patreon for updates!
What’s Included
A total of ten FREE flash tattoos in a trendy minimalist theme.
Crescent Moon
Crescent Moon with Flowers
Daisy
Infinity Symbol
Bow
Paper Airplane
Key
Arrow
Wave
Triangle
Other Info
Enabled for masculine and feminine Sims, teen and older
Disabled for random
Custom CAS thumbnails with our logo
Can be downloaded separately or as a merged .package file
Download Instructions
Download either the separate .zip or the merged .zip. DO NOT DOWNLOAD BOTH.
Right-click and select Extract Here
Move .package files to Documents > Electronic Arts > The Sims 4 > Mods
Make sure custom content is enabled in your game options and enjoy!
Not seeing our custom thumbnails in CAS? Clear your cache! Delete the localthumbcache.package file in your The Sims 4 folder.
DOWNLOAD [Patreon - No Ads]
@maxismatchccworld @srslysims4
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snarky-sims-witch · 5 years ago
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February 2020 Patron Tattoo (Preview)
The start of a new decade is all about change, so this year, we're trying something different with our patron-exclusives. In the past, our patron-exclusive has always reflected the same theme as our flash set of the month, but Shaifa has been inspired to honour each month's dominant zodiac sign this year. February's sign is Aquarius and Shaifa has designed a gorgeous crane tattoo bursting forth from a mighty wave for our Aquarius (and Aquarius-loving) patrons.
What’s Included
One full-colour upper thigh tattoo.
The Sign of Aquarius
Other Info
Enabled for masculine and feminine Sims, teen and older
Disabled for random
Custom CAS thumbnails with our logo
This tattoo will be available exclusively to our patrons on February 15th! Follow our Patreon for updates! 
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snarky-sims-witch · 5 years ago
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February 2020 Flash Set (Preview)
This month, we've decided to tackle two trends with one flash set; minimalist tattoos and Tiny Living! We lovingly call this elegant and clean set "tiny tattoos." Now your trendy Sims can rock a variety of equally trendy minimalist tattoos while kicking back in their tiny homes.
What’s Included
A total of ten FREE flash tattoos in a trendy minimalist theme.
Crescent Moon
Crescent Moon with Flowers
Daisy
Infinity Symbol
Bow
Paper Airplane
Key
Arrow
Wave
Triangle
Other Info
Enabled for masculine and feminine Sims, teen and older
Disabled for random
Custom CAS thumbnails with our logo
Can be downloaded separately or as a merged .package file
This flash set will be available to patrons on February 1st, then roll out to everyone on February 15th! Follow our Patreon for updates!
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snarky-sims-witch · 5 years ago
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hey i thought about it a bit more and im sorry for my last ask. you dont have to respond if you dont want to, i got excited and rushed my last ask without thinking. i dont wanna pressure you while youre stressed out. i hope you feel better soon, but take the time you need to heal. things like that can be difficult even if you do have think skin. again im sorry for my inappropriate ask. i hope you have a good day
Oh no it wasn't insensitive at all! I love when people take an interest in my books, especially during times when I'm feeling discouraged. ❤ If you do read them, I would really appreciate an honest review on Goodreads and Amazon. Reviews help authors get seen, especially small authors.
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snarky-sims-witch · 5 years ago
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Im on mobile and still kinda new to your blog. my point in saying this-- you have books??? are they available on kindle or in book stores? id love to check out your nonsim work! sorry if this is inappropriate to ask given your current situation, i just love your work and id love to read more of your stuff.
Hi there! :) My author name is A.A. Frias and I've written The Heaven Corporation and Wanderer. They're both available as paperbacks and kindle ebooks on Amazon worldwide. Thanks so much for taking an interest! ❤
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snarky-sims-witch · 5 years ago
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Tiny Modern Family Home (No CC)
Gallery ID: SnarkyWitch Lot Size: 20x15 Price: Under 50k
Lot Traits:
Good Schools
Sunny Aspect
Required Packs:
Island Living
Seasons
City Living
Get To Work
Parenthood
Toddler Stuff
Vintage Glamour Stuff
Kids Room Stuff
Perfect Patio Stuff
Description: This tiny home is perfect for a small family with modern taste. Main features include back deck with patio set, BBQ, and pool, swingset, voidcritter station, study desk with laptop, and lounge chair on front desk. Comes fully furnished and landscaped.
Other Info
This build uses more packs than my other ones so please make sure you own all packs listed. I built this for my BFF who is eagerly anticipating the Gallery on console, so I used packs that she owns.
This lot should function with the Tiny Home Residential lot type.
Lightly playtested with no issues.
Enable moveobjects before placing or some items may disappear.
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snarky-sims-witch · 5 years ago
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Itsy Bitsy Uni Dreamy (No CC)
Gallery ID: SnarkyWitch Lot Size: 20x15 Price: Under 16k
Lot Traits:
Study Spot
Required Packs:
Discover University
Description: This university rental property may be teeny tiny, but it makes up for its lack of space with oodles of charm. Perfect for a single college student who just wants a place to study and sleep. Main features include study desk with laptop, enclosed patio for privacy, small garden, and numerous space saving features like a corner countertop, mini-fridge/microwave combo, TV on dresser, and bookshelf above the bed. 
Other Info
This lot will comply with the Tiny Home Residential lot type.
Lightly playtested with no issues.
Enable moveobjects before placing or some things may disappear.
Please be aware that the garden bench in the front is a decorative debug item and not intended to be functional.
Because I used primarily debug items to landscape, Sims may walk through certain objects in the yard, like fences. This is normal. Many objects in the debug menu are not coded the same way as the regular Build/Buy stuff.
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snarky-sims-witch · 5 years ago
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Apocalyptic Comfort (No CC)
Gallery ID: SnarkyWitch Lot Size: 20x15 Price: Under 45k
Lot Traits:
Homey
Science Lair
Required Packs:
StrangerVille
Description: Who says preparing for the apocalypse has to be uncomfortable and drab? This stacked shipping container home is the perfect balance between preparedness and comfort. Suitable for a small family or roommates who don't believe that the apocalypse has to be all toil and strife. Main features include listening station, rooftop garden, BBQ, and patio set.
Other Info
I think this lot will comply with Tiny Living Stuff, but I'm not 100% sure. The shipping containers themselves are 100 tiles together, but I don't know if the rooftop gardens count as extra tiles. Someone in the Sims FB group I admin said she examined the houses shown off in the trailer and she's pretty sure roof flooring doesn't count so hopefully that's the case.
Enable moveobjects before placing or stuff will definitely disappear, like the living room rug, the kitchen partition column, and the living room chair.
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snarky-sims-witch · 5 years ago
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Tiny Family Home (No CC)
Gallery ID: SnarkyWitch Lot Size: 20x15 Price: Under 40k
Lot Traits:
Child's Play
Good Schools
Required Packs:
Parenthood
Description: This tiny, quaint home is perfect for a small family with a modest amount of savings. Main features include 2 bedrooms, a bath/shower combo, activity table and monkey bars, small desk with laptop, BBQ and patio area. Comes fully furnished and landscaped.
Other Info:
This build complies with the Tiny Home Residential lot type, but of course does not require Tiny Living Stuff.
Lightly playtested with no issues.
Enable moveobjects before placing.
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snarky-sims-witch · 5 years ago
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Tiny Studio Loft (No CC)
Gallery ID: SnarkyWitch Lot Size: 20x15  Price: Under 40k
Lot Traits:
Home Studio
Natural Light
Required Packs:
Moschino Stuff
Description: This lot is an edited version of my Tiny Loft starter home. It has higher end furnishings and more decor and is suitable for a young photographer who has made some progress in their career and has a bit of money saved up. Main features include tripod with camera and amp set, small work desk with laptop that can double as a dining table, loft bedroom, roof skylight, back patio lounge and BBQ area, and a fully landscaped yard.
Other Info
This lot will work with the Tiny Home Residential lot type, but obviously does not require Tiny Living Stuff.
The back patio furnishings in this version of the lot are functional.
Enable moveobjects before placing.
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snarky-sims-witch · 5 years ago
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Tiny Loft (Starter) - No CC
Gallery ID: SnarkyWitch Lot Size: 20x15 Price: Under 16k
Lot Traits:
Home Studio
Natural Light
Packs Required:
Moschino Stuff
Description: This ultra modern tiny home is suitable for a young single Sim just beginning to get their photography career off the ground. Main features include tripod and camera, loft bedroom, roof skylight, and a fully landscaped yard. 
Other Info:
Will work with Tiny Living Stuff but obviously does not require that pack.
Enable moveobjects before placing.
Some small clutter items were removed after I took these photos in order to get the cost under 16k so don't be alarmed if there is something small missing from the home when you download.
I intend to make another version of this lot that is not a starter and will have nicer items and more decor so keep an eye out for that.
Please note the back patio furniture set are debug items and not intended to be functional.
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