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What’s it like being the coolest more correct cod fan ever 🎤

Thank you thank you it feels GREAT

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convinced y’all have never had a fever in your life cuz what the fuck is this

Johnny who insists on fucking you while you’re sick because he says he wants to make you feel better, but really it’s so he can feel how much warmer your pussy is from your fever and every time you cough, turning your face away from him into your arm, you squeeze around him making him moan like a whore while he buries his face in your neck trying to muffle his whines.

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headcanon that Ghost cannot cook for SHIT. bro grew up in the most horrendous environment, likely lacking proper meals and nutrition and relying on easy to make items like cup of noodles. the second he was old enough he joined the military where he quickly flew the ranks, never having enough time to learn something like cooking that requires a space for it and materials.

i love him your honor

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need soap so bad….rattling the bars of my enclosure and foaming at the mouth I CANT DO THIS I NEED HIM CARNALLY oh my god he’s so fine Captain Mactavish or sergeant I DONT CARE WHICH JUST SOAP PLEASEEEEEEEE

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When will y’all realize there’s a difference between calling a character baby girl because it’s ironic and calling another character a twink bc they’re shorter/“nicer”

Enough Soap mischaracterization guys💔💔

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No one likes soap more than me…..

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Fear

My headcanon is that Johnny had dogs, but after that one mission, he moved them to his parents' house

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Mischaracterization for Makarov is SO bad it’s actually insane, like no I don’t think the man who was introduced though the lines “no rules, no boundaries, be doesnt flinch at human trafficking or genocide. He’s not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals, he trades blood for money” would have a relationship with an opposing side. I saw someone shipping makarov with soap my man did we play the same games💀he is genuinely such an awful person one of the original missions is to go with him to an airport with a gun and just start blasting. I understand headcanoning morally grey characters or characters who are pretty bad and giving them good traits and stuff but MAKAROV???? No he would not kill someone for you he would kill YOU

Anyways rant over I love his character :3

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Captain Mactavish writing “How many times can a man save your life until it's no longer your own” in his journal after getting saved again is KILLING ME why is he so depressing I love him so much oh my god give my man a BREAK he’s so underrated

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Guys Ghost has more of an athletic fit his arms are not insanely buff whereas Soap on the other hand IS go ogle over him, the SUPREME buff man

this is so ghost and i’m going insane

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Gonna gobble his ass UP

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People keep forgetting that Soap could probably fireman carry Ghost have you SEEN his muscles

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Not far off his canon tattoos are ugly as FUCK my god they’re hideous

I don’t care enough to go through and look at canon!Ghost’s tattoos. I just know he has the worst fucking pieces ever.

The work is fantastic, no doubt, but like the art… So bad. Horrible. Realistic lion. Realistic clock. Realistic roses. He googled “man tattoos” 25 minutes before walking into the shop and told them to make it work. Didn’t speak the entire appointment. Didn’t tell them to adjust the stencil. Didn’t have headphones. Just sat there like a big giant freak and then tipped 75% and left.

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Need more fellow metro and cod fans PRONTO🙏🙏🙏

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METRO FUCK YEAHHHH

Artyom is so cool I wish russians were real

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Quote generator will be the bane of my existence can you guys be creative PLEASE if I have to see one more over used quote that circulates through every single fandom I will actually go insane

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So real😔 Justice for Soap he is NOT A TWINK

Fallout fandom 🤝 cod fandom

CHARACTERS PORTRAYED AS PUSSY TWINKS FOR NO REASON