soggyskeleton

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When you told them your love language was physical touch so they start beating you.

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Girls with glasses are sooooo fine, like come over here babe.

Here this side.

Look this side

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One minute you're a teenager and the next minute you're a 28 year old senior citizen.

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I'd be like " I'll let you know " then just carry on with my life.

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If you don't come for my funeral, I'm not coming for yours.

Straight up !

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If I go missing and y'all post an ugly picture of me,

I'm not coming home !

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Imagine you break up w me and I take the rotating plate from your microwave.

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None of my friends are mentally stable but they're all are really pretty and nice.✨

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At my funeral I want a group of Italian guys to walk up to my coffin in all black suits and say, " I'm gonna miss you boss " so my family thinks I had something big going on.

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Y'all ICSE kids remember Antonio? The Melancholic Guy? Yeah, that's us now!

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Facial hair DOES NOT make you a man, my sister got a moustache too.

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BBQ at my place this weekend.

Bring a grill, and some meat. I got the paper plates.

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I'm sick and tired of these 10 minute weekends,

You blink your eyes and it's a Monday.

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Notice? How y'all never see me in public

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It's because I am not real.

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My favourite part about work day is when I grab my stuff and leave.

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The " P " in my name stands for Patience

That's why it's not there.