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I hope the FNAF guys homophobia makes it into the next game. Not because I support it but because I think if Roxxane Wolf called me a “Tr**** Fa***T” it’d fix me

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Glad we can now ask “Is the king dead yet?”

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Did a spike bump the other day and by that I mean I got way to excited doing a front bump and sold it like i died.

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My therapist always lets me take fidget toys home with me which i then promptly give to my friend Socks when I get home. They have started calling me their crow friend and I hope I can bring them a leaf they like soon.

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A person in my medical ethics class told me that “Only people who are bored eat apples” because I brought a delicious Cosmic Crisp to the table and ate it during the class.

I’ve been plotting my revenge since then and have decided that the best course of action is to buy some miracle fruit tabs, sit next to him during an important lecture, take a tab and then eat a lemon like an apple throughout the lecture. We’ll see who’s bored when my tummy is full of lemon.

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Weirdly enough my siblings were super supportive of me being trans. So supportive in fact that when they outed me it was an unintentional consequence of them only using my preferred pronouns and name and my parents just over hearing.

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As always I will babble to myself until someone pays attention to me

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Took a bad bump Saturday. I've been working on my flip bumps. I've had an issue where despite having the motion down I don't get a lot of height so someone gave me a recommendation. I got about 3 times the height but didn't land flat, instead landed on my shoulders. Knocked all the air out of my lungs and I was too afraid to take bumps after that, with the bonus that I lost my ability to speak normal (I have a history of being able to speak on stage but when i'm off I'm not great at putting together sentences) so walking through and learning how to work the audience during kind of fell apart. I did get to learn the basic motions for a step-up shining wizard, so that's nice I guess.

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Being jewish is just being G-d's blorbo who he just wants to be put through every single torment he can think of. And that's why we have a play about putting him on trial for crimes against humanity.

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Learned to drive back in October. Part of getting to my wrestling school is driving 30 full miles to get there. Part of that is driving on the highway where the speedlimit is 65 mph…. I typically only go 55 because i’m terrified and anxious and driving for 45 minutes is longer than my ADHD normally allows

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Meanwhile on twitter: Elon is mad that he is getting far less engagement because everyone has him blocked. Considers getting rid of blocklist.

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Everytime my friends as me to identify a wrestler it’s always Rhea Ripley. Then they say she gives of mommy-vibes they find attractive and I just have to reply “Oh so you’re familiar with her current storyline”

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Me talking about wrestling to my non wrestling watching friends:

“The twink just got out of jail, which he said he wouldn’t do well in, and is trying to act strong for his goth mommy gf and is being interviewed by a the actor dude. Commentary won’t stop calling the Mommy gf mommy. I agree.”

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nothing brings the squad together quite like one of the homies wearing homer’s muumuu

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I just am ya know?

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Just a dog eating a block of cheese. Bo prob

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Spaghetti