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plants that look like they're dying immediately after you forget to water them one (1) time but also recover immediately after you do are my best friends actually. very clear signals, hold no grudges, that's a relationship that works for me

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Within the hour.

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dude omg i did NOT “come back wrong” you just remember me as imperfect and now i’m a divinely elevated version of myself with no capacity for wrongdoing. i’m still me dude i’m literally the same basically *all electronics within three feet of me explode* sorry i mean i meant to do that

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worst kind of hetslop is when it’s not actually hetslop in canon but 99% of fan content for it is

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silly post about NSFW murderbot fan content (you have been warned)

broke murderhelion fics: *murderbot gets genitals, ART gets a construct body, they proceed to have the most normal human sex ever* 0/10 freak factor, missing the integral weirdness of their dynamic, me personally I am bored

woke murderhelion fics: "hey baby come on over here and let me see that code and I'll" *checks notes* "mess around with your dopamine receptors and then you can" *squinting at notes* "straddle my rail gun," 10/10 freak factor, extremely weird, feels less like smut and more like having a fever dream about a microwave and toaster trying to get it on, perfect

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I fucking love making pointless crafts out of junk that was going to get thrown away anyway. What's the worst that could happen? That I ruined the trash?

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We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

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In a baffling twist, I contacted a couple of new therapists on Thursday and... crickets. One of them has an away-on-vacation autoresponder turned on but the other just hasn't replied.

I know it's only been two days but. I finally did the thing and I'm still hanging in midair. lol. lmao even.

I want to talk to my therapist about the spiral I'm in about being between therapists, and the feelings of inadequacy my disconnect with the last therapist is stirring up, and my exhaustion at the thought of interviewing therapists AGAIN

but unfortunately, to do any of that, I'd need a therapist

and

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hate to break it to some of you, but you sound like my grandma proudly proclaiming that she didn't have a compooter as if that opted her out of the internet entirely. her information was still easily accessible online, and perhaps more so because she was unaware of it.

not having a doorbell cam or a wiretap speaker isn't going to protect you from the data harvesting, and it's naive to think that it's as simple as not buying the latest gadget when your friend might be sharing their entire contact list with every app they've downloaded.

this isn't a "skill issue". it's a lack of government regulation.

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a lot of things get on my nerves. im constantly annoyed. and i also have a deep love of humanity and the world but everything is really annoying

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kira/dax → kiss the girl, get the key ♡

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water was running, children were running you were running out of time under the mountain, a golden fountain were you praying at the lares shrine? (x)

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Okay so I’m an elementary school art teacher right, and I have this really fun game I made a PowerPoint for to teach like, emotions and intent and looking at the whole picture to first grade.

The idea is, when we count down and change slides, kids have to mimic one thing in the painting as best they can, whether it’s animate or inanimate. If there’s nothing in the shot for them to mimic (because I threw some contemporary abstract stuff in), they have to show me how the painting makes them feel. Easy enough, gets them excited to move around and vocal about their feelings regarding art, it’s very chaotic. I can tell pretty fast who’s got the emotional maturity to mimic things in a complex way, and who’s just enough of an abstract thinker to mimic inanimate objects early on in the game...

So the first picture is this:

Napoleon Crossing the Alps. My favorite reactions are usually the kids who pretend to be the freaked-out horse, but 2 memorable occasions were the one where a student immediately scrunched up to be the rock in the foreground, and the one where a pair of girls, without any communication on their parts, decided to be Napoleon riding the horse with one as Napoleon and one as the horse. Basically one of them fully tackled the other apropos of nothing, it was hilarious

I’ll add more if y’all want or if I feel like it lol I have a bunch of stories from this one game

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I want to talk to my therapist about the spiral I'm in about being between therapists, and the feelings of inadequacy my disconnect with the last therapist is stirring up, and my exhaustion at the thought of interviewing therapists AGAIN

but unfortunately, to do any of that, I'd need a therapist

and

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Where the sky meets memories 🌌🌿

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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

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The writers of Buffy messed up the lore at various points, but I think the silliest way they did it was definitely when they established that vampires CAN move around in daylight but only if they have a blanket over their head and go "yeouch ouch owie" the whole time