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I love this so much 😂

Can I request sending Black Mask, Two Face and Red Hood a prank message to the lyrics of Bills?

AAAAAT LAAAAAAST 💕

This is way ooc but it's fun so there's that 😂

Black Mask:

>Can you pay my bills? >i already did? >Can you pay my telephone bills? >i did? >Can you pay my automo bills? >i just checked every account and evrythn from car to ur fuckin netflix is caught up tf?? >If you did then maybe we could chill >baby pls im working just say what it is you want

Roman doesn't have time for grammar or punctuation he's a busy man 💕

Two-Face:

>Can you pay my bills? >How much? >Can you pay my telephone bills? >Sure just tell us how much to send >Can you pay my automo bills? >....what are we a sugar daddy now?? > JK. Just tell us how much to send!!! >If you did then maybe we could chill >.....we're so lost >....is this a sex thing? > pls respond > Oh, we get it now you little shit

Stressing the poor thing! 💕

Red Hood:

>Can you pay my bills? >No >Can you pay my telephone bills? >No >Can you pay my automo bills? >HELL no >If you did then maybe we could chill >Says the one who actually drives the car and doesn't fill up the tank >Oh that got you quiet, huh? >You still owe me $5 by the way >Bitch better have my money 💅🏼

He is having none of your nonsense! 💕😂

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Roman Sionis dealing with a brat though…😵‍💫 *internal scream* !!!

OH MY GOD AMALIA ✨YES✨ bless your mind!! 💕

First off, Roman's got a short fuse so if you're a brat to him he will have a hard time keeping his cool. Keep in mind he's sadistic so if you push his buttons too much expect a black gloved hand to grab your face and pull you close.

"Keep going, see what happens."

His punishments are going to be brutal 💀

Lots of spanking and teasing without fucking you and not letting you finish either! 😩 Using toys on you to overstimulate you because that's what you wanted right? That's what all that bratty behavior was for, to get his attention, right? Well, now you got it.

"Not so funny now, is it you brat."

If he's in a nicer mood, he'll just condescend you. Look at you, being all bratty and tough, how cute.

"Aw, look at you trying to get under my skin today. Not today, sweetheart."

He knows you hate when your tactics aren't working on him.

Roman as a brat tamer is going to exhaust him so there are going to be times when he really isn't having any of your bullshit. You'll be able to tell the difference because he'll be actively stress; pacing, fidgeting, fast paced breathing, probably sweating. Softer and more affectionate teasing with some give will be better than full blown gremlin behavior.

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When I tell you I have been LONGING for content on these guys. I love the manga so much, and I’m so happy to see someone write for them. Thank you for this amazing post!

WORST Characters x Reader

Featuring Tsukishima Hana, Kawachi Tesshou, Hisashi Amachi, the Muroto Brothers, Tsukimoto Mitsumasa and a reader in her senior year of high school.

If you’re not familiar with the characters and want to give it a try: it’s high school delinquents, the leader of a biker gang and a pair of hired thugs that got out of juvie. (Once again I’m begging y’all to read the manga so I can share my delinquent daydreams with other people ;-;)

Tsukishima Hana

Hana is such a sweet and honest boyfriend. At first he can’t even tell he’s in love with you. He really enjoys spending time with you, just like he does with his other friends, like Sakota, Renji, Tora, Takumi…Which can only mean you’re also part of the group. Right? It takes a whole intervention for him to understand it’s an entirely different feeling. The rest of the Umehoshi household members are gathered around the table and offer him examples to make it clear: he wouldn’t hold Sakota’s hand and Tora would probably be dead if he tried to kiss him on the cheek (not that he’d ever want to, anyways). So no, whatever he has with poor (Y/N) is not just friendship. It finally clicks.

He will be very shy initially. He’s barely interacted with girls before and has no idea how to handle you. Before he would just treat you like any of his friends, but as a girlfriend? He’s a fumbling mess. Once he becomes comfortable with the idea, he’s extremely affectionate. He’ll insist on holding your hand everywhere and loudly introduce you as his girlfriend to everyone. Often he’ll get an incredulous reaction of “How the hell did you pull someone like her?” and he’ll scratch the back of his head, goofy and proud. He has no idea either.

Hana can’t wait to introduce you to his grandma. You know once things get serious he’ll insist on bringing you to his village in the middle of nowhere. Unlike the time Tora accompanied him, though, he’ll be hovering all over you making sure you’re not tired or uncomfortable. The moment your breathing becomes audible from the effort he’ll pick you up and carry you the remaining way. He lives to serve you.

Kawachi Tesshou

Similar to Hana, Tesshou is incredibly awkward and wary of you at first. He’s head over heels the instant he meets you, but the idea of dating you is just too ridiculous to him. He might be the leader of a fearsome biker gang, but when it comes to you he feels like a scoundrel that has no business being around a pretty girl. So there’s two possibilities: either the other members will eventually let him know he’s an idiot and should just ask you out already, or you’ll have to confess first. He’ll stare at you in disbelief and ask you to repeat yourself several times, wondering if you’re joking or just teasing him, his blush gradually turning into a deep red.

Let us assume that no tragedy happens in this scenario. Tesshou is extra careful on his bike and he frequently takes you on rides, so he can’t afford any accidents. Now that you’re dating, he might as well be a cool boyfriend for you, eh? He likes to wait for you outside the school or part time job, resting against his motorcycle as people pass by whispering and glancing over. He wants everyone to know you’re his.

Naturally you’re now a package deal, so you often hang out with him at the junkyard belonging to TFOA. If you sneeze or mention it’s getting cold, he’ll instantly rip his jacket off and carefully place it over your shoulders. He’s thought of getting you your own custom leather jacket, but if he’s being honest, he just loves having you wear his instead. It emphasizes your small frame compared to his, and afterwards it will smell just like you. The other guys may or may not be planning his assassination, having to deal with his constant cocky grin and offhanded comments about having a cute girlfriend. Sometimes they will tease him by approaching you with “Hey (Y/N), if Tesshou’s ever being an asshole, you can always date me instead.”

Hisashi Amachi

In a way, Amachi acts a lot like a spoiled child. Things must go his way and rejection only challenges him to press further. So if he sets his eyes on you, in his mind, you either accept it now or after some convincing, but at the end of the day it will be a yes. He has money and authority, what else could you possibly want? So his initial approach will be rather cocky, mainly focusing on impressing you with his plans of ruling the city. Once his army crumbles and he loses to Hana, he finally begins to accept that you’re not with him for money or influence. He will be terribly frustrated and ashamed for losing, although this motivates him to try harder for your sake. He’s not like his father. You’re his reason to continue living no matter what.

I feel like he has the biggest potential as a yandere. He probably has significant trauma around abandonment and would immediately cling to you once in love, but in a not so obvious way. He doesn’t want you to see him as weak or needy, so instead he’ll act jealous and possessive towards anyone that could pose a threat. Hell, he might even doubt his own subordinates. He needs the occasional reassurance and secretly adores being praised by you. He wants to be the kind of man you trust with your life.

Amachi is more of a stoic boyfriend and prefers to listen to you talking, quietly going along with whatever you’re doing. While he has dropped his arrogant act, he still has some leftover tendencies, mostly in the shape of gift giving. Every now and then he’ll show up with some ridiculously expensive item he thought you’d like. Old habits die hard. Especially when they involve spoiling his Princess. I suspect he might be into slightly kinky jewelry, like dainty necklaces that need a key to be opened. He enjoys the visible, tangible proof of owning you.

Muroto Zenmei & Koumei

Now, the Arson brothers were paid for a very specific task. That doesn’t mean, however, they can’t take their time and have some fun while at it. The town has plenty of cute girls, but you really caught their attention. And they’re not very fond of sharing, but they can always figure it out as they go. What’s certain is that they won’t give up easily in their almost predatory pursuit.

Koumei is the more reserved sibling. He’s a bit cautious about parading you around, because he doesn’t want to put you in any danger. He has a lot of enemies and he worries about you becoming a potential target. That’s not to say he wouldn’t be able to protect you, he does have quite the reputation after all. He’s a bit clumsy when it comes to romance, but he does his best to spoil you. He’s always been preoccupied with fighting, so he hasn’t really considered the scenario of having a girlfriend. If he’s completely honest, he didn’t even expect you to actually accept his confession given he’s…well…the worst of the worst. Worry not, you won’t regret it. He’ll prove to you no other guy compares.

Zenmei is the cockier sibling. If he had patience or self-control, he wouldn’t have landed in juvie. He wants you and he won’t make it a secret. In fact, he’s a big fan of PDA and loves letting everyone know you’re his. Your designated seat whenever you’re with him is his lap. He’s not too worried about others harming you because either him or his twin lackeys will always have you under their watch. Additionally, who would be mad enough to mess with the girlfriend of Muroto Zenmei? Most small fries will cross to the other side of the street if they see you. And you can’t blame them, really. Zenmei can be very territorial and dominant. He can’t help it. You’re his pretty little thing.

Tsukimoto Mitsumasa

Mitsumasa has two younger sisters, so he’s probably the most relaxed when it comes to approaching you. He can be very charismatic if he wants to, and what better motivation than the girl of his dreams? I also feel like he’d be so easygoing in general. He’s one of the strongest students in Housen, yet one wouldn’t know it when he’s with you. He’s all smiles as you brush and braid his hair, occasionally blushing at your compliments. God forbid anyone messes with you, though.

His biggest hurdle are his brothers. It’s an inside joke that in terms of looks, he’s the least threatening. They didn’t expect the statement to come bite them in the ass once the blonde brings you home for dinner, introducing you as his girlfriend. His mom is over the moon and immediately begins to call you “daughter in law” (to Mitsumasa’s great embarrassment), occasionally asking you if her son didn’t somehow coerce you to date him. You reassure her awkwardly while simultaneously avoiding the burning stare of the other boys. “This bastard, landing a cute girlfriend out of nowhere” is the unified inner monologue at the table. You don’t know it yet, but poor Mitsumasa will be harshly interrogated after your departure.

Bonus points if you like playing video games or have nerdy interests. Mitsumasa spends most of his time playing, so he would absolutely love to share this hobby with you. Then he could spend his lazy days with you in his arms as he finishes quests or levels up, and you could do your own thing, whether reading, watching something or also playing a video game. As long as you’re cuddling him. He’ll be giddy all day in anticipation and can’t wait to hang out with you. Even better, he gets to brag about it the next day. He’ll yawn dramatically and apologize with a cheeky grin: “Sorry guys, I was up all night with (Y/N). Time sure flies when you’re having fun, you know~?”

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Adding this dude to the list of Lookism men I’d be such a slut for.

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Top tier selections, truly.

Also now that you bring Jake to mind my (severely) sleep deprived mind has conjured him singing this and now I have to share it.

𝔽 𝔹 𝔾 𝔸 𝕋 𝔾 𝕆 𝕄 𝕋 𝔹 𝕌 𝕄 𝔾 𝕃 𝕋 𝔽 𝕆 𝕁

^This link inspired this post.

(Four Big Guys And They Grab on my Thighs Blow Up My Guts Like The Fourth of July)

No, because when I say these men have me in a chokehold.

Also known as the Blow My Back Out Squad.

Who’s your favorites?

Honorable mention: Samuel Seo

What can I say? I like my men a bit ᵤₙₕᵢₙgₑd.

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𝔽 𝔹 𝔾 𝔸 𝕋 𝔾 𝕆 𝕄 𝕋 𝔹 𝕌 𝕄 𝔾 𝕃 𝕋 𝔽 𝕆 𝕁

^This link inspired this post.

(Four Big Guys And They Grab on my Thighs Blow Up My Guts Like The Fourth of July)

No, because when I say these men have me in a chokehold.

Also known as the Blow My Back Out Squad.

Who’s your favorites?

Honorable mention: Samuel Seo

What can I say? I like my men a bit ᵤₙₕᵢₙgₑd.

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Vin Jin’s the type of dude you can’t watch cheesy romance movies with. He’d mock you for the rest of your life. No, worse. Imagine watching 365 Days with him? Mans new personality trait will be creeping up behind you and whispering in your ear, “Are you lost, baby girl?”

A menace, truly.

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𝕃𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕤𝕞

ＭＡＳＴＥＲＬＩＳＴ

Hudson Ahn:

As a Boyfriend (NSFW Content)

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I really don't know if you're going to make this request, but I'd like to ask hudson ahn headcons about what he would be like as a boyfriend for your y/n. Maybe some with nsfw.

Obs: I'm of age.

Ｈｕｄｓｏｎ Ａｈｎ ａｓ ａ Ｂｏｙｆｒｉｅｎｄ

Thank you for the request, and I hope you enjoy this 😊 I apologize ahead of time for any possible mistakes.

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Requests: Open

• This man is the king of communication, really. There will be no misunderstandings between the two of you if he can help it. Hudson is the straightforward type, so if there is an issue -whether it be you being upset with him or the other way around- he’s going to want to sit down and work through it. He won’t press it if you just want space in the moment, but he will approach the subject again at a later time. If he’s with you, then he truly cares so he wouldn’t want any lingering resentment in your relationship. Fully believes that the key to a healthy relationship is communication and trust.

• He takes the time to actually know you. That book you spoke to him about that you love? The hobbies you enjoy? He read or learned about them just so you have someone to enjoy them with. He’s more than content to listen to you go on about the things you enjoy, and would love you even more if you returned his efforts.

• He’s not big on PDA. Hudson is a subtle lover. A barely there hand on your waist as you walk together, or a light brush of his lips across your knuckles while you hold hands will probably be the most you get from him while around others. But when it’s just the two of you? He loves holding you in his arms. Cooking? He’s holding you from behind and watching your movements. Will definitely press kisses along your jaw as a bid for attention. Relaxing on the couch? Time to readjust because he’s now your pillow (loves when your rest your head on his chest and will run his fingers through your hair or along your arm).

• Prefers calling you darling, sweetheart or my love to babe/baby. It sounds more romantic to him (don’t call him out on it, he’d get embarrassed).

• Definitely the type to watch you get ready. There’s a particular allure he finds in watching you go through such a basic process. Finds it even more appealing if he watches you get ready for a date because then it feels like you’re getting ready for him. Loves the thought of you wanting to look good for him. He certainly tries to do so for you.

• Not the jealous type. As stated previously, he’s big on communication and trust. If someone’s flirting with you or making you uncomfortable he trusts you to either set them straight or alert him so he can take care of it himself. He’s protective, and won’t hesitate to get physical if need be. Don’t try to make him jealous either. He doesn’t appreciate you trying to manipulate his emotions and will tell you such.

• That being said, he works around plenty of beautiful women and is aware doing so may cause you some unease. Though he leaves their care primarily to Jacky, interaction is inevitable so he’d do his best to address and reassure you of any concerns. This man is completely professional. If someone flirts with him his rejection is smooth and concise.

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18 and Up Only

Warning: Edging, Begging, Slight Dom/Sub themes, Slight dacryphilia

• He worships you. Every caress and kiss is carefully curated to one goal; making you lose yourself to pleasure only he can give you. He’d happily spend a lifetime with his face between your thighs if it means he gets to hear your whimpers and moans.

• Though I see him leaning more toward being a service dom, he definitely has a mean streak. Hudson is the type that can edge you for hours. He’s patient, and loves hearing you beg for him.

• Prefers positions that allow him to see your face. He will praise how perfect you look beneath him, tell you how good you’re making him feel.

• Tease him at your own risk. As stated before, Hudson can be merciless when he wants to.

“You look so desperate, sweetheart. Was this not what you wanted? My attention?”

Hudson looked almost bored as he watched your body tremble; hips moving upon his in a ravenous bid for completion you knew he’d deny. How much time had passed since you began? How many times did you work yourself to that exquisite precipice of fulfillment, only for a firm hand to bring it all to an abrupt stop? It was cruel. He was cruel.

Your hands fisted into the fabric of his shirt, head coming to rest on his chest as a sob escaped your lips. “Please,” you whispered, voice raw with need. “Please, Hudson? I need it. Please?”

“Do you?” Gently, Hudson brushed a finger along your cheek, wiping away a stray tear that escaped your eyes. He thrust up into you mockingly before nudging you back upright. “I’m not so certain you deserve to cum yet. You were being so daring earlier. Where did that spark go? No, if you want to cum you’re going to have to earn it.”

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I can’t say for certain yet if Jinyeong Park is Daniel’s dad (though it definitely makes sense), however I can confidently state that he is daddy.

I have no shame.

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The lack of Hudson Ahn on here (or anywhere, really) is a crime.

That being said, I will be be accepting requests for Lookism so feel free to send in any! Please refer to my rules beforehand.

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I’m in serious need of more Noel Noa content. Like, please. Man has me like 🧎🏻‍♀️🙏🏻

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Ｇｅｓｔｕｒｅｓ Ｔｈｅｙ Ｄo

ｔｏ Ｓｈｏｗ Ｔｈｅｙ Ｃａｒｅ

Calls you at random times just because they want to hear your voice.

Draken, Hinata, Souya, Mitsuya, Kakucho, Ran, Rindou, Mucho, Yuzuha, Mochi, Benkei, Shinichiro, Kokonoi, Emma, Naoto, Chifuyu, Akkun, Takuya, Pah-chin, Baji, Mikey, Ryusei

Notices when you’re about to run out of something you need or frequently use and buys replacements so you won’t have to.

Inupi, Draken, Hinata, Kakucho, Akkun, Mucho, Takeomi, Wakasa, Kisaki, Mitsuya, Rindou, Yuzuha, Kokonoi, Souya, Naoto, Izana

They will bring home food or cook for you. Especially when they know you’re tired or had a stressful day. They just want you to relax and let them take care of you.

Nahoya, Sanzu, Kokonoi, Emma, Senju, Draken, Souya, Kazutora, Chifuyu, Ran, Rindou, Terano, Wakasa, Mikey, Kakucho, Hanma, Ryusei, Baji, Mochi, Yuzuha, Takeomi, Shinichiro, Taiju, Mitsuya, Benkei, Pah-chin, Hinata, Yamagishi, Takuya, Akkun, Takemichi

Leaves notes for you to find throughout the day that could range from unbearably heartwarming to affectionately insulting (playfully of course).

Ryusei, Ran, Kazutora, Senju, Rindou, Yamagishi, Yuzuha, Peh-yan, Mitsuya, Emma, Takeomi

Shows their affection subtly. From a soft brush of their lips against your knuckles before they take your hand in theirs, to a barely there touch to your lower back as you maneuver through a crowd. Their love is a quiet intimacy they only care to share with you.

Izana, Hakkai, Inui, Mitsuya, Yuzuha, Wakasa, Rindou, Kakucho, Kokonoi, Mucho, Draken, Takeomi, Hinata, Kazutora, Souya, Kisaki, Takuya, Chifuyu, Benkei, Taiju, Mochi, Akkun, Pah-chin, Baji

Their love is passionate, and unrestrained. They don’t care who sees, they won’t hesitate to pull you in their arms and hold you, or to press their lips to yours. If the physical isn’t you’re cup of tea, then they will happily tell you how much they care. Hell, they will shout it to the world if that’s what you want. They feel no shame.

Sanzu, Hanma, Shion, Nahoya, Senju, Ran, Terano, Baji, Peh-yan, Makoto, Yamagishi, Emma

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When I say this scene gave me second hand embarrassment. Legit had to set my phone down for a moment.

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If I had to give Sanzu, Ran and Rindou a theme song, it would definitely be Squeeze by Ghostemane.

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Ｓｐｏｉｌｅｒｓ ｆｏｒ ２５７

Listen. When I said I wanted to see Kakucho and Takemichi team up, this was not how I wanted it to end.

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10 Things I Hate About You by Leah Kate is the inevitable end to being in a relationship with Shion Madarame and I won’t believe differently.