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wait fuck there was supposed to be way more to this post but I forgot what I was thinking of

kitsunami

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kitsunami

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I need more Barry working random fuckass jobs, especially in Chaotix stories.

They’re solving a mystery and then they run into them at like. The mobian equivalent of ihop or dennys or whatever

Or Vector and Espio have to do some serious business(tm) and they take Charmy to like. A theme park with Vanilla and Cream. And Barry is there, operating one of the rides

Sonic goes to Holoska. There shouldn’t be a chili dog stand there, but there is, and guess which quokka is running it

They appear as a feature on exactly one popular song by complete accident and when they tell people that fact nobody knows who they are

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he's like a patron saint to me

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Happy Mother’s Day to Tails’ mom, dad, and picket fence

Honoring single teen mothers

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I’m a firm believer that the most important part of Fleetway Sonic’s character is that he’s British

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Okay, so imagine this. Doof and Starline swap universes somehow, and Perry is tasked with dealing with the mad scientist hellbent on taking over the world. And since he’s, y’know, Perry, he succeeds at every step, which frustrates the hell out of Starline. You’re about to tell him, the world’s greatest genius, that he’s incapable of stopping this much lesser monotreme? No no. He MUST prove himself the superior platypus.

The best part of the beef is that is that it’s entirely one-sided. It’s all Starline being petty and having a slow burn chain of misery into a massive crash out that, to no surprise, ends with him getting crushed by a rock. Don’t worry, he’ll definitely, 100% be back next episode.

Oh and as for Doof he’s trying to take over like. Central City or smth and the Chaotix (in particular Charmy) keep thwarting his evil schemes

listen all I’m saying is a Starline and Perry the Platypus beef would go CRAZY

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listen all I’m saying is a Starline and Perry the Platypus beef would go CRAZY

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is this anything

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great news! Metal Sonic goes by she/her now

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wtf do sonic artists eat that make them so good at colors

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If Silver ever found out about Little Planet he would have a conniption.

What do you MEAN there are time travel stones, and what do you MEAN THEY’RE GONE?? WHERE DID THEY GO???

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Sonic being skilled enough to play his guitar well with gloves on implies some terrifying things about what would happen if he took them off. Bro has the talent to be the greatest guitarist in history but spends his days running instead. I’m so jealous

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I like to imagine Rouge as aro/ace, because it makes her character ten thousand times funnier. She literally just goes around, knowing people find her hot and taking advantage of that to get what she wants. She only ever flirts because she thinks it’s funny to see how people react. Her only love is jewels, after all.

It’s even funnier if she gives, like, genuinely amazing relationship advice. She’s been in enough relationships of her own (to gather intel or to get into certain places, of course) that she Just Knows. So when Shadow comes in, complaining about a certain annoying asshole (you’ll never guess who), she’s very patient to explain to him what he should do

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Infinite is the type of guy to get into bad faith arguments on reddit or a game, make a twitter post about it, get called out on tumblr, see it on Pinterest, cry, crash out, and go lay in bed for five hours before gadget gets home and finds that, sure enough, his husband’s done it again

He likes to pretend he only plays shooters, but like. Everyone knows he plays Roblox and Minecraft. Somehow, those two make him the most angry

He listens to rap in his free time and tries to come up with diss tracks for everyone he hates (aka Shadow) but bro ain’t got SHIT for bars. He doesn’t know what a double entendre is

He plays his theme around the house and does an attempt at an anime walk. He trips and falls down the stairs and shatters every bone in his body

Also he never tells anyone but secretly his favorite type of game are fashion sims (think, like, Dress to Impress on Roblox, etc)

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personally, aging up Charmy Bee is very funny to me, because he’s definitely the kind of kid to not change all too much between 6 and 14. Literally all that happens is he’s a little smarter, but now he has Shitty Teen Privilege and he uses swear words. He’s still not allowed to use them, but Vector and Espio have fully given up on stopping him

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sails away merrily into the sunset with seaweed tied to my sails, husband crying in my arms as we make our last voyage except I don’t tell my crew I plan on betraying them and getting out of dodge with my husband so I can watch them die and blow up while I sarcastically play a sad song on my tiny violin