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me standing up in the circle of people: hello, my name is Space Alligator and I'm addicted to starting WIPs I'll never finish. the rest of them in chorus: hello Space Alligator. me: I haven't started a WIP in two months *claps go around the circle* me: but! *already sobbing* yesterday I started ANOTHER ONE! Even though I already had NINE STORIES in my WIP folder! everyone in chorus again: you're valid *the fanfic writers anonymous counselor stands and hugs me and everybody claps*

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I kind of suck at tagging, so I made this infographic to help make it easier.

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ok so if in canon geto goes against conventional trend for men and wears his hair long while gojo wears it short, then fem! geto should go against conventional trends for women and wear her hair short and fem! gojo should wear in long, does this make sense?

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new fic!: My heart will fit a whole forest of you

In honor of our favorite porn addicted sensei's birthday, I wrote one of the prompts for @kakashiweek

Day 08 prompt B: Flora / Fauna

happy birthday Kakashi! ❤️

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I just watched the movie bonds and shino single handedly destroyed like three warships, avenged the attack on Konoha and then he just he just walks out of the water like a goddamn bond girl in an episode of ex on the beach and i was like ???????? well i guess the movie ends here ?????????

after that I didn’t even wanna know what happened to naruto, i just enjoyed me some badass shino and sai, some mild badass shikamaru and some lazyass kakashi that did nothing the whole time, sasuke's and naruto's sexual tension was on the background after that

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him going apeshit in shibuiya was the hottest thing god, I need this man to let out all the hatred he's keeping underneath the suave persona, go fucking unhinged, forget what a moral compass is, join geto, and be terrorist boyfriends together to kill all humanity

the way i love biblically accurate gojo is not appreciated or understood nearly enough he’s such a fucking freak more people need to draw him as the fucking terrifying piece of shit he is

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I'm loving all these headcanons and that most of them want to piss obito off

forget canon, answer with your heart (and your hormones)

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forget canon, answer with your heart (and your hormones)

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New fic just dropped!

I wrote this fic for Fest no Jutsu 2024 and today they revealed the name of the writers/artists that made the prompts. I had a lot of fun participating/writing/discussing/reading/prompting in the event kudos to @gerardwayissexah and the other organizers!

I know it's not my usual ObiKaka, but I loved the -- Konan/Yahiko/Nagato decide to adopt Karin -- prompt so much that even if it wasn't a romantic fic like I usually do, I still wanted to write it! Please check it out!

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uuhhhhh interesting concept, let's see how my fics will do!

1 - Help Me Mr. Handsome Cop!

“Kakashi. Good to see you, it seems like forever.”

2 - Hooking Up with Mr. Handsome Cop! (Side Stories)

Obito was so fucking relieved when he saw that white mess of hair lingering behind as the crowd exited the bar.

3 - Dating Mr. Handsome Cop!

Shit, Kakashi was pretty sure it was against the law to be this happy.

4 - Where Loyalty Dies

“Someone has guts to come knocking at my door.”

5 - How to Pick a Good Roommate

Obito wouldn’t even be having insane debates in his own fucked-up-traumatized-enough-already brain if it wasn’t for Kakashi.

6 - Overtime Hours

“Did you hear about the new coordinator hired by director Sarutobi?”

7 - Overtime Hours: Side Stories

Time passed, as time often does.

8 - Morning dew on the grass after last night's storm

(this one is going to be published on Tuesday hehe I'm very excited)

Sage, she fucking hated Grass Country.

Now I want to see @cool-thymus and @hazardous-who!!!

rules: share the first line of your last ten published works or as many as you are able and see if there are any patterns!

I was tagged by the lovely cutie patootie @itischeese so here i go!!!

Bad Idea, Right?

Obito snorted as he opened the door to his apartment for the first time after a long week away.

cupid is so dumb

Obito blinked softly letting his eyes get used to the light as a familiar hum of something vibrating against the wood of his bedside table brought him back to the waking world against his will.

smell like teen spirit

Jon swung the coffee cup in his hand, not the least bit interested in hearing what the parents in front of him were babbling about as they told him about their work or asked about his brother's next appointment.

Wherever you stray, i follow

This is a story of ancient and distant kingdoms, of princes and princesses, knights in their shining armor and white horses and love.

something old and new, something borrowed and blue

Jonathan Kent considered himself a wild guy and liked not to think too much about the consequences of his life and just live in the moment.

Don't Grow Up, It's a Trap!

Billy Batson was used to bad days.

all i want for christmas (is you)

Billy wasn't sure how to deal with it, even after months.

i won't say (i'm in love)

Billy opened his eyes but didn't want to get up, he still wasn't used to the softness of the mattress or how his head sank into a really soft pillow, let alone the bed spacious enough for two people, even if he slept alone.

Icarus

Billy looked at the communicator lying on the old desk, there was a comfortable and awkward silence.

Just My Luck (Not posted yet, but I just need to make some corrections for that)

What is a soul mate?

It's your turn @spacealligator and @togemythia ❤️

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Works for Fest no Jutsu 2024 are now live on AO3! So far, there are 18 works of Naruto fanfiction posted to the collection, with more possibly on the way (note to self...finish that thing). Please show your support to all the creators who contributed to this event, and stay tuned for author reveals later this week. :)

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biggest pet peeve: calling love corner a love triangle, like people, we need at least one queer person for a REAL love triangle to work!!!

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alkjsadf i don't know if this is anyone else's hc but it's the only thing that makes sense to me! it's only us and other primates and famously the elephant shrew among a few others who have to suffer this way rip.

oh no, not the elephants, poor babies

also, poor me, poor us, poor people who menstruate, it's terrible 0/10 would not recommend

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tell him it's because omegas reabsorb uterine lining like reasonable mammals instead of us regrowing it every month XD

wait! is that a thing??!! i could be having calm months where I don’t get zits and put on weight and eat like a starved person??? instead i'm getting cramps and anemia????????

god now i wished omegaverse was real no joke, we're all living in the wrong AU people

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Everytime I think about Obito who imagines his possible future in Konoha with Kakashi, I freak out.

Obito imagine himself as Hogake with Kakashi ALWAYS at his side to support him.

Because together they can do everything, they can pull together each other pieces.

He even imagines himself in Team 7 which seems more like Obito and Kakashi's family.

Basically he can't imagine a future without Kakashi and he regrets it.

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it's not like I ship Hiruzen and Danzo, I'm just saying the plot makes a lot more sense if we just assume they were banging