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 Kaz: Are you flirting with me? Y/n: No! Well- I could be actually.

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Jesper: Can I confess something? Y/n: Sure! Jesper: Your smile is the prettiest I've ever seen Y/n: Can I confess something too? Jesper: Go ahead Y/n: This smile is because of you.

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 Y/n: Smiles are contagious. Kaz : Don't worry, I'm vaccinated.

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Y/n: Did you just kiss me? Kaz: Uh....no? Y/n: Oh. Okay then.

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Y/n: You know, I'm really surprised by how versatile your straight bland face is. Kaz: I was only asking how you'd slept.

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Y/n: You'll be the death of me, won't you? Kaz: Yes. Does that scare you?

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Y/n: When we first met, I thought you were pretty annoying. Jesper: And now? Y/n: Oh you're still pretty, just also annoying.

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Not a quote but a rant about dance moms

So I am watching Dance moms because Drama--

And I have a love hate relationship with so many of these adults btw I am only on season 2 and Abby is favoriting Maddie is pissing me off like Maddie is amazing but Abby not yelling at her when she forgets her dance but then like getting mad at Paige for forgetting a kick is like pissing me off

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Y/n : I can't believe you've done this.....Kaz: I'm sorry I didn't know-!Y/n , on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

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Y/n : Why are you burning our marriage certificate!? Kaz: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.

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Inej, Entering Kaz's room: Y/n did it again. Kaz: Peace disturbance? Inej: What no- Kaz: Arson..? Inej: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY- Kaz: uh....Attempted murder? Inej: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

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Jesper, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me

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Nina, admiring a sleeping Y/n: You’re so cute. Y/n, sleepily: I could beat your ass. Nina, lovingly: I know.

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Kaz: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me! Y/n: Oh-? Even more humiliating than- Kaz: We are not doing this!

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*Nina is casually searching around the room* Jesper: Hey Nina, what’re you looking for? Nina: My will to live. *Y/n walks into the room* Nina: Oh, there it is.

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Jesper: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. Nina: Weight loss? Drink water. Y/n: Clear skin? Drink water. Kaz: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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Y/n: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm. Jesper: That is not something you actually have installed. Y/n: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.