#incorrect shadow and bone

[thesuntomyshadows]

Nina: So, how did you get him to go out with you?

Y/N: Well, I moved in across the hall.

Kaz: And they slowly wore me down.

Y/N: Like a river carves a canyon.

Kaz: Except this river kept bringing me coffee and baking biscuits.

[octobers-veryown]

You can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. I love Kaz Brekker but I acknowledge his flaws (none, he’s perfect) and I can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) an call him out on his actions (which are always right).

[spacesgalaxy]

kaz: Pros and cons of dating me. kaz: Pros. You'll be the cute one. kaz: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

[florashifting]

Had a dream that beyonce tried to kill kaz brekker

[thecrxwclub]

Kaz: *dies*

Jesper: Timer starts now! When is he coming back? I say two months!

Nina: Bullshit. One month.

Matthias: Six weeks.

Wylan, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? KAZ JUST DIED!

Inej, scratching her chin in thought: Eight days.

[tenracoonsinacrisis]

Wylan: You said you didn't feel butterflies in your tummy around me

Jesper: THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU FEED ME THEM

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Grishaverse text posts I made based on things my friends and I have actually said. In real life.

Pretty sure this is part 23

Wylan: I’ve got anxiety, I DON’T fall over

Jesper: … what?

Wylan: I am very steady on my feet

Jesper: Who trusted me with adult money? Today I impulse bought a pomegranate for literally no reason except that it was there and I wanted it. I think I’m gonna put it in a salad but now I have to figure out how to cut it

Wylan: How do you not know how to cut a pomegranate?

Jesper: Well I’ve never bought a pomegranate before

Wylan: How have you never bought a pomegranate before????

Jesper: Just spoke to my Da he said he doesn’t think he’s ever bought a pomegranate in his entire life

Wylan: HOW!??????

Wylan: It’s actually on my mind 24/7

Jesper: I don’t know what’s on my mind 24/7, it’s just like a duck - no, it’s a goose just like revolving

Jesper: What brain cells? I’ve just got a goose

[about a minute later]

Jesper: There’s no real way of understanding how my brain works. If I was the Truman show people would be so confused

Nina: I don’t try to be iconic, I just am

[the-wraiths-wife]

Am I the only one who thinks Kaz Brekker is like the boss baby??

@jccatstudios @she-posts-nerdy-stuff @bookworm-center @wraith--2

[hoovii]

[one-of-crows]

Nina: I love to gaslight men

Matthias: what is gaslighting?

Nina: Don't play dumb hun, you already know

Matthias: No I don't

Inej: Yes you do

Matthias: No I don't???

Nina: I literally told you yesterday

Matthias: No you did not.

Jesper: I heard that convo she did tell you

Matthias: Bye I'm off to hellgate

Wylan: No you aren't

Matthias: Yes I am

Wylan: Oh ok bye

Matthias: deeply confused and traumatized

[thesuntomyshadows]

Monster hunters AU

Y/N: Because you said they were extinct—

Kaz: I said mostly extinct.

Y/N: Mostly extinct is NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH.

Kaz: I'm sorry, I'll just have them change the entry in the records from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Y/N. They prefer their monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?

[sparklewrites1]

Grishaverse textposts pt 1

(I haven't finished the s&b books but I added a lil hint of Zoyalai cause i kinda got spoiled)

[spacesgalaxy]

Kaz & Y/n: Surprise! We're having a baby! Wylan: What?! Kaz & Y/n: *pull out adoption papers* It's you!

[fabulousqueen59]

Genya: damn this is too heavy

Y/N: I got this. *raises voice* Gee! This is too heavy for me! I wonder if a strong and incredibly handsome man could help me?!

Nikolai: *appears*

[thecrxwclub]

Inej; Kaz, I’m a little concerned.

Kaz, covered in cuts, bruises, and a gunshot wound: Is it because I’ve been wearing these pants for seven months straight? I’m gonna wash them this weekend, I swear.

[grishaverse-said]

Kaz: *walking into a room* sorry i'm late, i was... doing things.

*sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Jesper: *out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS