#incorrect shadow and bone

[padfoot-lupin77]

(This might have been done before but I just saw these text posts with Nancy and Steve from ST and I just had to make this)

[thesuntomyshadows]

Y/N: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Y/N, mimicking Kaz: Y/N, what are you doing?

Kaz: *Walking up behind Y/N* Y/N, what are you doing?

Y/N: I conjured him.

[aprill-99]

Kaz: “Of course I don’t play favorites among the Dregs.”

Kaz: “I value all the not-Inej’s equally.”

[littlealkemi]

Kaz: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The Crows: Awwww-

Kaz: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The Crows: Oh.

[variousfandomthoughts]

Jesper: I love my platonic polyamorous relationship!

Inej: I think you mean “friend group.”

Nina: No, it’s a platonic polyamorous relationship.

[florashifting]

Had a dream that beyonce tried to kill kaz brekker

[regaliasonata]

For: @skyland2703

Inej and Kaz: Guess what? *Holding hands *

Alina: What?

Inej and Kaz: We’re having a kid.

Alina: Yes!

Jesper: The first human that won’t be able to smile is about to be born and Y’ALL ARE CELEBRATING?!

[dasiesanddarkness]

The Crows as things that have been said in my Algebra class (part one)

Matthias: it's illegal to slap a woman.

Inej: not if it's self defense.

Jesper: it shouldn't be illegal to slap a woman.

Kaz: yeah, equal rights, equal fights.

Jesper: update: Michael Jackson is still dead.

Wylan: that's the radical, and thats the radicand.

Jesper: but what if I radican't?

Nina: *sitting in Jesper's chair*

Jesper: get out of my chair Nina.

Nina: this is my chair now.

Jesper: okay! That just means I get to sit by Kaz!

Kaz: Nina, why would you do this to me?

Inej: we should play the quiet game! Who wants to win?

Jesper and Nina: I wanna lose!

Matthias: what do you get if you win?

Kaz: To live.

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Van Eck: My grandfather built this place with his actual bare hands

Wylan: That’s just not true though, is it? He had a team of 40 builders

Van Eck: Yes, but he had to flog them every day. Wonderful work ethic

[the-wraiths-wife]

Am I the only one who thinks Kaz Brekker is like the boss baby??

@jccatstudios @she-posts-nerdy-stuff @bookworm-center @wraith--2

[sparklewrites1]

Alina: My stomach hurts.

Baghra: You're good, back in the day we didn't have stomachs.

[appolinyou]

Wylan: Kaz seems to genuinely care about Jesper. Wylan: Yesterday Kaz dragged a dead drunk Jesper back home Nina: That doesn't count! Inej followed Kaz for months with a sign that said "We are responsible for those we got drunk"!

[thesuntomyshadows]

Y/N: I like how we say 'Oh man' to express our disappointment. Because men are in fact disappointing.

Inej: *Sighs and turns to Kaz* What did you do this time?

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

[outta-n0where]

Matthias: Incy-wincy spider climbed the water spout

Inej: Down came my knives to slash the spider out

Nina: Out came the sun which fried the spiders brains

Jesper: And incy-wincy spider was never seen again!

Matthias: …I think we learned different versions of that

[variousfandomthoughts]

Inej: Sometimes all anyone needs to feel better is to hear “I love you.”

Kaz: I need 4 million kruge.