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sparklybasementcherryblossom · 24 days ago

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I loved android Jade so much!!! I also love the parallels between Floyd and Jade slowly becoming human. I wish darling had a chance to dance with Floyd, I think that would have been so cute.

As an aside, I wonder what would have happened if Darling was pregnant in that scenario. Jade did say that they were well equipped to take care of things, why not take care of Azul’s baby, but with him instead?

I love your writing and your ideas! It’s so good!

(Azul definitely had some rizz in this one, I’m just so sad that Jade had to kill him).

Darling dancing with Floyd would have been very cute indeed!!! A soft, fluffy moment before impending doom... T_T I can picture Floyd wanting you to be his partner for the swing dance moves he's trying to master.

Ooh, if darling was pregnant that would make Jade even more compelled to take care of you. Azul is human, and so he's bound to make mistakes. He's already made plenty when he was neglecting you, so obviously the best choice in this scenario is Jade. Jade will never make any errors and he'll never ignore you. He will be so present in your life that you'll never know the comforts of privacy again. I like to think that he's also the first one to find out about your pregnancy. You can hide the truth from Azul while you gather the courage to tell him, but you can't hide anything from a very perceptive, very observant, very intelligent android who will pick up on your behaviors and soon arrive at the conclusion you're currently keeping a secret.

Jade is far more equipped to care for you throughout the stages of pregnancy because he's an android with vast amounts of knowledge who very rarely makes mistakes because of his being a machine with advanced programming. He can be efficient when he cares for you and helps raise the child, but whether you're willing to accept his assistance is another story. Escape is nearly impossible because Jade will learn from your every attempt and come up with creative ways to stop you before you can even think of acting on your desire to leave. If you ever want to escape, you'll have to outsmart a highly intelligent, sentient machine. Best of luck... ;;;

Jade is really too generous and sweet when it comes to you, and he's so patient during each month of your pregnancy. You should love him after all of the kind things he's done. He hasn't locked you away or restrained you. He allows you to roam the house at your leisure. He never confines you or punishes you. He even lets you wear Azul's favorite shirt during sex! So why won't you love him?! >:(

(First with Azul thought 4 and now with android!Jade, Azul has had too much rizz lately... (≖_≖ ) this must change. At least Azul in Azul thought 5 won't have rizz; he's just a bundle of awkward octo-mer nerves. <3 but Rook will put him through Rook-approved rizz training, so maybe he will have a little rizz.)

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sparklybasementcherryblossom · 4 months ago

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The premium version of human is here to wreck house, mfs.

[Twst x Obey Me!AFAB!reader]

CHP. 5

Previous chapter; Prologue 4

CW: Same as previous chapters.

The start of the "Rose-Red Tyrant aka. Satan but tiny🌹" is nearing, y'all 🤭

Next morning...

You dragged Crowley to a quiet corner of the infirmary while temporarily kicking Yuu out, just so that you and this squawking headmaster can have a heart-to-heart discussion about the roles that you and Yuu will play in the future as Crowley tries to search for your way home.

"You try to make me and Yuu work as janitors and I will skin you alive."

"You can't just—"

"Trust me, no one will ever find your goddamn body."

You cut him off, looking at him dead-in-the-eye, full of seriousness.

You're not about to get demoted into a janitor today, nuh uh.

Not now, not ever.

Crowley can go fuck himself.

"It's the responsibility of your goddamn school to compensate us for this situation and yet you try to make us into your errand boys? I gotta give you some credit man– I mean, that audacity is through the fucking roof!"

Crowley shrinks to himself a little bit, you may not be raising your voice but you're sure as hell figuratively spitting enough venom on him that it almost burns his skin. Looks like the years of mingling and having a pact with the avatar of pride is starting to pay off.

"Actually trying to get us to go around like servants at your beck at call?! You actually dare??"

"Like seriously? Do you have any idea how hectic my daily schedule already is? Because of your damn carriage I'm a whole world away from home! And yet you have the face to try and use us for labor like we wanted to be here?? How shameless can you be?!"

With each venomous spat of yours, Crowley shrinks more and more into himself as he starts fiddling with his fingers.

He takes quick glimpses of your 'Angry-Disappointed Asian Mom Pose™' and attempts to make himself look even more smaller.

• • • • •

After that verbal beat down, you calmed yourself and decided to be a part-time nurse of this school while Yuu can be your part-time assistant. Things will be easier if you're a part of the faculty, or will you be? you'll only be a part-timer after all... though, being a nurse in the infirmary is easier than running around in this campus sweeping floors and cleaning shit. You also need money to earn necessities. Ugh, what a pain...

You then decided to drag the now-too-timid Crowley by the ear straight into his office so that you two can discuss your paychecks. With written contracts and a witness.

. . . . . . .

. . . . .

. . .

"What happened here?"

You asked, seeing Yuu standing beside a charred statue as a ginger and a cat scrambled to get away, only to end up getting tied by Crowley's whip as the man scolds them and Yuu for some reason.

You can feel years of your lifespan being shaved off when the ginger (who you've learned had been the cause of this mess) had the audacity to be shocked that he's also going to be punished for the charring of the 'Queen of hearts' statue.

It looks like being absolutely shameless is a prerequisite to be enrolled in this goddamn college.

"Hold your horses crow-man, why is Yuu being punished when they weren't even involved in burning that damn statue?"

So... it turns out... You may have infected Yuu with your potty mouth and chronic bitchy-ness that Yuu is actually responsible for further escalating the fight between the ginger -Ace- and the cat -grim... srsly?- as by copying the way you speak and ended up immensely bruising Ace's ego with their insults... You don't know if you should be proud of that fact or not..

You turned to the headmaster.

"...Yuu cleans 15 windows. That's the most you can give them. You can give the rest of the 100 windows to the ginger and the cat."

"Oi!—" Ace tried to speak, only for Yuu to discreetly cover his mouth. Ain't no way they're letting Ace stop you from tryna lessen their cleaning sentence.

Crowley seems to want to say something so you spoke even quicker, raising your voice so that the students around can hear you.

"Those windows are taller than Yuu and I can ever dream to be in our entire lives. You aren't going to make a magicless human clean more than 15 of those things are you?"

*Close-eyed smile*

"Well—" Crowley sputtered.

"Oh who am I kidding! Of course you won't! You're a very gracious and benevolent headmaster, aren't you..? There's no way you'll risk straining and over-working a magicless minor over a mistake they didn't even directly cause, would you~?"

*Happily clasping your hands together*

"Erm..."

Crowley would've gone back to shrinking his frame and fiddling with his fingers if there weren't students around, the face you're making is just scaring him too much... That kind of smile that made him want to meet your expectations or else..

"Ahh~ I'm soo~ happy that kind people like you are in charge of the youth! Knowing a young one's limits and adjusting to them even if they've made a big mistake! You are such an amazing educator, headmaster!"

The students, Yuu, Grim and Ace stared blankly at you, gobsmacked – exasperated – flabbershamabergasted by the stunt you're pulling.

There's no way that would work right..?

. . . .

. . right??

Crowley clears his throat, thankful that more than half of his face is covered by his mask, lest his red face be seen by all.

"A- ah yes, you're absolutely right Mr. [L/n]. Th- there's no way I can be such a callous individual, Yuu shall clean 15 windows while Grim and Trapolla will clean the rest."

He said speedily before making a swift exit, looking like a chicken with his tail on fire.

You sharply gazed at the students around and opened your mouth.

"Any of you have a fuckin problem with us?"

Those words caused the other students to start speed-walking away and the Weasley-lookin-mf scrambled to free himself from Yuu's hand.

• • • • •

Heterochromia eyes gleamed from a shady corner near the statues of the great seven.

"Hehe~ looks like Azul is right to be interested with the little cone snail–chan~"

• • • • •

MC... please.. be safe.

We'll find you, don't worry..

Then we'll make sure that no one will take you from us ever again.

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