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Local Bisexual Taps Into Bi Powers, Creates Fully Colored Lesbian Fanart In Less Than Thirty Minutes

Yes this is for @kyas-wife again because I got An Idea on Saturday and haven't stopped thinking about it since

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Sometimes it feels like you've lived your whole life in a house that's always a little bit on fire. Like it's usually just in one room and you make sure to wet the walls around it so it doesn't spread and that usually works. You were expected to take more responsibility over fire containment when you were like seven because it's not like you can expect your parents to always be 100% on guard about making sure the whole house doesn't catch fire, and you figure that's just how things are like.

And sometimes as a kid you visit your friends' homes and some of then whisper to you - grimacing with embarrassment - about how they're not supposed to tell anyone this, but there's a whole room in their house that's currently on fire. And you're like yeah it's ok I'm not supposed to tell people about the way our house is a little bit on fire all the time, too. And then you visit some other friend's house and there's no trace of fire anywhere, and you think "wow, these people are really good at hiding their house fire."

And one day you show up to work like "hey sorry I'm late, I forgot to wet the walls before going to bed last night and my whole house burned down", and you're startled by the way people react, acting like that must be the worst thing that has ever happened to you. And you're just like "chill, it's been years since the last time this happened, and it wasn't even that bad this time", and that just makes people more shocked, acting like that's the weirdest and most concerning thing they've ever heard anyone say, which only confuses you more.

And then someone tries to explain to you that people aren't supposed to have an ongoing house fire. Most people actually never experience a house fire in their lives. Like not even once. Not even a little bit. The normal amount of having your house be currently on fire is zero.

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The other problem is that she's mostly polar bear, which 1) are apex predators, and 2) look fucking stupid, so she's gonna do those two things (affectionately. I love her to bits, she reminds me of my own labrador)

Also, labs fit polar bear bodies best, it just looks more correct because polar bears aren't that fluffy

I honestly think something that would have helped Legend of Korra become as successful and beloved as ATLA would have been changing up the character design for Naga. While absolutely everyone adores Appa in ATLA, Naga doesn't fill the same beloved giant fluffy animal/mode of transport, which I believe is because her character design is simply not iconic enough; she is not as fluffy, or therefore as adorable as Appa. As a polar bear dog, Naga seems to be inspired by a labrador-like design, but labradors do not look very fluffy or comparatively cuddly-looking, two traits that make Appa such an iconic hit. However, if Naga's dog design were altered to look more inspired by a sheepdog, or a Bernese mountain dog, or a border collie, she could have still retained the dog-gishness needed as a polar bear dog while looking even more loveable as a staple and centerpiece of our main cast of characters.

For example,

Naga (and a labrador for reference):

Vs.

Bernese mountain dog:

Old English sheepdog:

Shetland sheepdog:

Border collie:

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Currently getting gayer by the second

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This came to me in a vision

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This is excellent and so canon, I need a part two of them reacting to their own results lmaooo

I'd do it but I'm a master procrastinator and I'd just forget I don't have the time

The avatar's lovers react to @kyoshist 's avatar attractiveness voting results !!

Rangi would totally be the one most defensive of her wife. Kavik is also defensive but in a nonchalant way. Asami's just making conversation meanwhile katara's being the mother that she is.

The idea of kavik hanging with the girls(tm) is hilarious and i hope yall enjoy this silly little dialogue i made up at 11 pm.

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Absolutely adore that Zuko uses everyone's official titles and they just keep calling him various nicknames

Also, "Dude everyone's gonna think we're gay is HILARIOUS

Selected Correspondence of Fire Lord Zuko

As preserved by the Royal Archives

1.

My good hotman Zuko,

It's Aang! Sokka let me borrow Hawky. Please feed him before sending him back.

I'm writing to ask if it's okay for me to drop by. Except I'll probably be there by the time you get this, because Appa flies faster than Hawky. Still, it's polite to ask!

Write back (or don't.)

Hot regards

Your friend Aang

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Revered Avatar Aang

Hawky arrived two hours after you left. Never send me "hot regards" again. Like I keep telling you, language has changed in the past 100 years. It doesn't mean what you think. Future historians will think we were having an affair.

It's always okay to drop by. Hawky has been fed.

May your inner fire warm you (write that down somewhere)

Fire Lord Zuko

2.

Hi

need 3 fire benders (zappy) + few construction workers + a lot of copper

Delivr to harbor

sokka

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Honorable tribesman Sokka of the Southern Water Tribe, son of Chief Hakoda, Hero of the 100 Year War

No.

May your inner fire warm you

Fire Lord Zuko

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Dear Jerk Lord of the Jerk Nation, Master Jerkbender and All-Around Jerk

quit being stingy and send me what i need. seriously. the fate of your nation is at stake. LOOK:

[drawing of two pickles, a stick figure and waves]

Hot regards

Sokka

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Sokka

Your drawing makes no sense. I'm writing a law which bans you from owning a messenger hawk.

I found you three volunteer firebenders who can lightningbend. They'll be there in a week with four carts of copper. If you need construction workers, beg Toph, don't bother me.

Feed Hawky better. He's malnourished, he keeps begging me for more food.

And don't do that.

Fire Lord Zuko

3.

Dear Honorless Usurper

My, how the time flies. It seems as if it was only yesterday that I was supposed to be crowned Fire Lord, and here we are, celebrating the first full year of your doomed reign. I salute you.

Know this: you won't know peace for long. I have entered into an alliance with Admiral Noboru. He is a true patriot and has kindly offered me three ships and 2000 men to retake the throne. He has also generously offered to serve as my consort, "despite my mental deficiency."

I am writing as a courtesy, as it is obvious that the throne will soon be mine. I might even let you live.

May Agni's light shine on you*

Azula

Fire Lord-in-exile

[* common benediction for the dead during Fire Lord Zuko's reign]

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Dear Sister

Thank you for writing. I spoke with Noboru. I told him that I was allowing an Agni Kai and that you were on your way.

Noboru has fled the country. He gifted you his whole estate, see the enclosed list. He said to tell you he's sorry and not to come after him.

Please come visit any time. I hope your healing is going well.

May your inner fire warm you

Your brother Zuko

[enclosed: A list of assets including a home in the 5th Province, a vacation home on Ember Island, 20 acres of farmland, a substantial amount of gold and silver and assorted property]

4.

Zuko

this is the worst copper i've ever seen??? i want a refund. you're the worst copper merchant ever.

sokka

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Sokka

You didn't even pay for the copper. I'm not giving you a refund. And I'm not a copper merchant. I didn't even buy it, somebody else did. What's wrong with it?

I can send you more if you need?

Fire Lord Zuko

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Sokka

I sent you two more carts of copper. This is the best copper we have, so if it's not good enough, you can get your own and stop mooching off of me.

Fire Lord Zuko

5.

[on a thin sheet of metal]

Sparky! Earth Rumble 8 is two weeks from now. I'm coming to pick you up in the morning two days before.

Check it out: I can write now. Katara helped me with the characters but I've got it now. Hawky isn't strong enough to carry these, but Katara's dad is letting me borrow Seabreeze.

It's TOPH.

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Dear Lady Beifong

You can't just come pick me up! I'm the Fire Lord. Two weeks isn't enough time for me to arrange days off.

I'd like to come watch you knock some heads, but I can't. Sorry.

Feed Seabreeze. Seriously. What's wrong with you people? Every bird you send me is starving.

May your inner fire warm you

Fire Lord Zuko

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[on a thin sheet of metal]

Sparky. Thanks for sending me a sheet of paper but my privy is stocked. I can guess what it says though: "I can't go I'm so busy and I'm too much of a wimp to clear my schedule"

I'm coming to pick you up. Tell your guards they can either get out of my way or get CRUSHED. It's gonna be fun.

It's TOPH.

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A painting of Fire Lord Zuko, Lady Beifong, Master Katara, Avatar Aang, Suki of Kyoshi Island and Sokka of the Southern Water Tribe. Lady Beifong is sitting on the Fire Lord's shoulders, holding up a decorative belt and smiling widely.

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Asami touching her chin when she's thinking is very important to me

Very cute art OP, congrats on your JV notice

I have just been informed Janet Varney (Korra's voice actress) saw and liked my Amon Pride drawing 🥺🥺🥺♥️♥️♥️♥️ AHHHHHH so don't mind me while I shamelessly reblog my fav doodles of mine as I shill her my blog.

Anyway I feel bad I don't have much Korra herself on here so here's a storyboard sketch of an upcoming comic that Korra and Asami appear in. It's been on the back burner for a while because I keep going back and fourth between whether to do a full color of it or just a sketch, lolol. #DeleteLater

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This sorta thing goes into my half constructed racing fic that's not gonna happen, in which the TLOK version of F1 is born and Asami is essentially Tenzin in that bitch, which scares everyone

An underrated thing about Asami is that she's a pro-bending fan. It's not much, since the show stopped caring about pro-bending after book 1, but it's really fun to think about. Did she become a fan recently, or did she go to pro-bending matches with her parents before her mother died? What team was her favorite before Fire Ferrets appeared on the arena? What kind of fan is she? Does she collect all the Fire Ferrets merch that exists? Did she write Mako/Thano rpf

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"also my son would like to show you his drawing" EEEEEEEEEEE

Into avatar again le sigh

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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Spectacular gimme twenty

ohhhhhChihuahua

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Counteracting this by making Asami the President in my fic and Korra gets to be the First Lady :)

She has soooo much potential and everyone wastes the fuck out of it. Make her teach a workshop class! Have her host a charity auction like rich people do! Make her fly a plane again! Or drive another racecar! Or a forklift! We've never seen her drive a forklift, but we know she can! Put that lady in a forklift!

The one thing that I’m most salty about the TLOK fandom is how Asami has basically been reduced to just “Korra’s girlfriend” at this point. Like sis has gotten the least amount of character development out of anyone else, and it’s so infuriating.

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"Look I hate the avatar cause she's a bender, NOT cause she's gay" - Amon, probably

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

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ALFRED SJHSDLHDHSLSHJHDSLJ

And yes, he would. They all would.

I always wonder if Clark has accidentally called Bruce by a Midwestern pet name without realizing

Bruce: Superman

Clark working on something: yes darlin

Bruce*burning bright red*: uhmm.... M-Mission reports

Clark, oblivious: what's that doll?

Bruce gay panic Wayne: nothing.... doesn't matter

*Smoke bombs away*

Clark finally turn around: weird. what was that about

Later that night in bed Clark wakes up in a cold sweat realizing what he's done.

Clark: Oh no. He's gonna kill me

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Bruce still on the floor 6hrs later: you don't understand Alfred. That midwest charm. It's psychological warfare.

Alfred so done with this gay shit: I only asked if you want tea, Master Wayne. However I now realize that nothing can quite quench your thirst

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I can understand this completely because this is how most Togolese people talk about work amongst each other (at least in my experience)

Remembering the time I sent an order of 4 Taco Party Packs to the line and I heard "Ei! Quatre-huite taco!" from behind me. love language so much when it does that.

j'adore le franglish content le code switching c'est tellement fun je sautille from a language to another like a gazelle et toi aussi tant que tu voudras :)

OUAIS baby we are so fucking back. franglais est parfait parce que americans get mad AND it sends evil psychic vibes à l’académie française. The phrase “qu’est-ce qu’y’all doing aujourd’hui” came out of my mouth this evening and i think that might be the pinnacle of human language. i love being annoying

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I agree with Bruce, soft Supes/Clark is the best

Check out my wares (thick soup)

my humble rating via Bruce: