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Why’d i make ratchet do the hot-to-go dance?
BECAUSE I CA N
flashing light, bright color, and sudden loud noises warning :p
#art#fanart#transformers#transformers fanart#transformers ratchet#tf ratchet#ratchet#tf drift#drift#dratchet#hot to go#chappell roan#animation#also tday i found out @full-of-spit was deactivated#(A really cool tf artist)#And im sad :(
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me currently
[transcript (bc my handwriting is shit)]
my (currently) 17,000+ work book
art + animation
tfone edit
future shop assets
I JUST WANT TO FOCUS ON ONE THING FOR LIKE A WEEK. THEN I’LL BE FINE.
#art#fanart#transformers#animation#ao3#ao3 writer#books#book writing#capcut edit#transformers edit#my edit#edit#etsy#Future etsy store#Might be a while tho#transformers poll#random poll#tumblr polls#random polls#poll time#HONESTLY PLEASE VOTE BOOK#IM BGGING
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AUUUUGHGHGHHAAGAHUGHHH (SOBBING CURRENTLY)
THIS IS SO SWEET BRO!!! EATING AND DEVOURING THIS UP :DDD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY J!!!!!!!
@spuercrazycat16 I know I'm like a day late but I made some art for you!!💗💗💗 Happy birthday!!
#HAPPY BDAY!!#love u bro 💗#Art#i love you too#THIS IS SERIOUSLY SO AWESOME!!!#sobbing rn#I’m going to print this out and eat it /pos
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waving my hand frantically
I’M THE ONE THAT WROTE THIS FIC!!!!
RIGHT HERE
but have to congratulate you for putting the STUPIDEST GRIN on my face

honestly this is such high praise coming from someone as awesome as you!!!
i wanted to get the characterizations JUST RIGHT so i reread parts of the full story to make it as awesome as this au
no seriously you got me running circles in my empty husk of a head
ME RN
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READINGGGGG!!!!
ANOTHER FANFIC HAS HIT THE DONT DO THIS DAD AU WHOEVER WROTE THIS RAISE YOUR HAND RIGHT NOW
logging my reaction to this or else ill explode
YOU WROTE THIS IN AN HOUR/?? ITS 2 AM??? okay honestly real i noticed the notif at like 1:30 AM lmao and now it's almost 2 i have to be up at 8 LMAOOOO
Frenzy stood in front of the bathroom mirror, droplets of water sprinkling in a disarrayed puddle on the tile, which desperately needed a re-grout. congratulations to this fic for teaching me what grouting means!!!!
HEYYYY WHAT T THIS WRITING BANGS
First a smiley face, then a lazy doodle of Ravage, then he started to draw something rather phallic, before he smeared it away with a full palmed swipe. But something strange appeared on the shiny surface. Periwinkle? dude i am already head over heels man. ohhhh my god ohhhh my god ohhhhhhh my god. so much character in this one moment
No nuisance of a sibling to swap toothbrushes because he thought ‘it’d be funny’. 100 gunshots in my chest aside this reminds me of a completely unrelated but equally infuriating thing i did to my sister where i hid an entire bottle of her nail polish in a kitchen cupboard and then completely forgot about it. she was in distress for months about it disappearing and genuinely nothing clicked in my head. she found it months later and at that point i didn't even remember why i hid it anymore except that "it'd be funny" so yeah. your fic just beamed that memory into my brain
CHICKEN SOUPPPP OAHIOGAH;SFHIOAWUF;IOSDJF;LAJF;LSKASJDLFJASLKDJFLASKJFLKASJLKFJDLSAJK
“You gonna eat boss?” Frenzy asked, almost anticipating his guardian’s removal of his mask, eyes going a little wider than usual. EHEHEHHE NICE DETAIL
He lifted the warm bowl in his tan hands to his lips, and tipped it back, broth scalding his tongue. very small detail but you including the mention of his tanned skin makes me (who has basically the same skin colour) very happy :D
“Aw…” Frenzy pouted, before he looked down at his portion of soup, steam rising in waves of nostalgic smells. But in the cream-colored broth, an unnatural color arose. Peri— HE'S IN THE SOUP HE'S IN THE SOUP HE'S IN THE SOUP HE'S IN THE SOUP HE'S IN THE SOUP
WAITD
HUH
WOK
BRO
“I hate ya’ sometimes.” Frenzy said, quiet and confessional. “You just had to be killed. And for nothing. Nothing! And here you are, dead and still in the corner of my goddamn eye.” HELLO????????????????????????????????????????????????//,
HELLO
HEY
PALPABLE PAIN IN MY CHESTRN
WAIT WAIT FULL STOP THAT GLASS COFFIN IDEA IS REALLY COOL IM TAKING THAT AND RUNNING WITH IT THAT'S MINE NOW
"Idk i really wanted chicken soup mmmmmmm :p" what if my dead body was found in a ditch
#art#fanart#transformers#DON’T DO THIS DAD#frenzy#tf frenzy#rumble#tf rumble#soundwave#tf soundwave#transformers au#fan work#ao3#ao3 fanfic#chicken soup#:3
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Welcome to my blog!

hello! My name is Spuercrazycat16, but you can call me J! (Yes the exclamation mark is part of the name lol)
what to expect on this blog!!!
art, animations, edits, rambles, and a LOT of Transformers :3
There is a lot of cursing and occasional ‘suggestive’ stuff, but this blog is mostly safe for everyone, including minors! Just behave and everything will be fine :3
(you CAN make ‘freaky’ comments on my posts as jokes, but nothing about ME as the blogger. If you do, i will kindly ask you not to interact like that again.)
i also accept requests and asks and will get to them in a timely manner. Also, don’t be afraid to COMMENT! I love responding to you guys and seeing your thoughts on things too :)
Moots!:
@luxwazhere (My irl bestie!!!), @randomalistic, @monkeychief1904, @crocomum, @starscreamhasdi3d, @dexstoner, @speared-mint, @stariomctrashio, @orion-disease, @thetuxed0cat, @tempoprimo, @myirlnameiscloud
Remember. You are loved, you are cherished, you are silly :3
stay cringy, stay free! :D
#blog#blog intro#introductory post#art#fish#salmon#minnow#mackerel#gar#juminocore#grunge#punk#transformers#robots#i love you all#stay safe#stay silly :3#new blog intro
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it my birthday today :3
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connection
sketch version

#art#fanart#transformers#transformers fanart#tf earthspark#transformers earthspark#earthspark megatron#earthspark optimus#optimus prime#megatron#megop#I’ve been craving the old men lately#This is also kissing practice#(Drawing)#OUUGH I NEED THEM TO KISSSSS#CANONICALLY
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*crawls out from under your bed and spits this up*
have a thing
*skitters away*
#art#fanart#transformers#transformers fanart#idw transformers#transformers idw#rodimus#rodimus prime#drift#tf drift#ratchet#tf ratchet#transformers ratchet#ratchet idw#megatron#transformers megatron#megatron idw#idw megatron#gorillaz#gorillaz fanart#kinda?
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a special birthday present for my best friend @luxwazhere!!!
i love you bro, and i hope you like it :3
Also a few sprites as an extra treat:
#art#fanart#genie#disney animation#aladdin#Wishlove#happy birthday#happy birthday bestie#!!!#i love you bro#dating sim#dating simulator#fake dating sim
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Y’know what paramount should do?
RERELEASE TRANSFORMERS ONE IN THEATERS!!!
ik the marketing was ASS for the movie and no one went to see it, but now everyone knows how good it is!!!
disney tried to do it with snow white (live action) and it failed bc it was bad
but paramount could do it to get extra cash and see how much people want the transformers one sequel!!!
idk im DYING for a tf1 sequel
we all are really
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Sailors when they see a whale:
thar she blows
thar she blows again
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I can make shitty art and NO ONE CAN STOP ME
#art#fanart#transformers#transformers fanart#rodimus#rodimus prime#ultra magnus#transformers idw#tf idw#lost light#idw mtmte#rodimags#if you wanna#octopus#Why roddy#WHY
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STOP KOSA (as someone who was on the internet too early)
(TW. Porn mentions, childhood trauma, political stuff (i wont talk about this much in the future), mental health decline, being VERY open about my past, my opinions on the situation)

as a child, i had been introduced to the non-kid friendly corners of the internet by someone in a similar age range. Porn to be specific, and it practically ruined my childhood.
but, once my parents found out i was looking at this, it especially traumatized me from how they handled the situation.
their child had been looking at porn, and (in my opinion,) instead of handling it responsibly, my parents took it too far.
they restricted my internet access without explaining why what i was looking at was inherently bad and harmful for my development, especially taking my mental disability into account.
not to mention they avoided talking about the subject entirely, which only made my brain crave the addiction as a want for coping with the situation, even though it would only make things worse. (i still struggle with these ‘cravings’ nowadays.
but it was my parent’s responsibility to take care of the situation reasonably, and they ultimately failed to do so.
the internet is a place for adults and people mature enough to navigate it, and they should’ve thought of that and limited it in advance.
and the internet in general should STAY a place for adults, young children should NOT be on it without parental limits in place.
kosa plans to change the internet to be ‘safe’ for children, but it’ll only ultimately hurt everyone in the process, including said children, and it’ll make it a worse place for everyone involved.
it is the parent’s responsibility to keep their child safe how they see fit, not the government to choose how they should for them.
kosa is bullshit, i hate the government and every old fuck involved, and i just want to crawl into a hole and die at this point.
(sorry for the rant, i just hate it all at this point and i want to cry, stay safe and i love you all :))
(art and usual content WILL be returning, i’m just so tired and depressed at this point i’m just. AUGH.)
#not art#not usual content#pls understand#im so tired#politics#stop kosa#fuck kosa#i love you all#also#fuck ai#while we’re at it#i hate politics#so much#I wont talk about politics much in the future#Im trying to keep this blog as non-political and positive as possible. For both me and my viewers#but i’m so pissed at this point#i love you guys#stay safe#stay silly :3
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would the plural of Optimus be called an Optimi?
cactus = cacti
octopus = octopi
optimus = optimi
DO YOU SEE MY VISION
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sorry for not posting!
i’m busy with a project for a friend, future shop assets, and other things!
thx for being patient!
love you all :3
(also, i forgot to mention, my depersonalization is getting worse and my mental health is in the shitter, so… that too! I am getting help and working towards getting better, but… one step at a time :3)
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in correlation to the poll, here you go fellow freaks /pos
suggestive stuff ahead! (Everything is cut above the waist :3)
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okay here are the old fucks
good lird

nothin’ like a messy, emotional makeout session between two old robots :p
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(Moots pls don’t be mad :3)
#art#fanart#transformers#transformers fanart#transformers earthspark#tf earthspark#earthspark megatron#earthspark optimus#earthspark megop#megop#kinda suggestive#suggestive#Oh god this is actually kinda o.o looking back on it wow#good lird#I was ovulating dont judge#They just need to be tender OKaY???#okay i’m like really proud of this now#what’s happening
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Me and my family saw the fox that’d been visiting us for a while on the side of the road. He was dead.
I was sad, i really liked him. Shy yet so bold, and cautiously took chances whenever he could to survive without knowing there weren’t any repercussions. He seemed to have mange and pretty hungry, god didn’t care enough about him enough to relieve him of this.
My friend.
May red flowers bloom in memory of your bright coat, beetles sing your song of a tough life that you persevered through, and fauna and flora alike bow their heads in reverence of your memory.
May the afterlife have millions of healthy mice to catch and family to reunite with, fresh streams with the cleanest water flow to drink, and birds chirping your song forever.
Rest in peace friend.
You deserve it.
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