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Ever seen a psychotic friend having a bad time, but didn't reach out cause you didn't know how to help? Here's a basic guide for you!

Psychotics (especially schizophrenics <3!!) out there, if you disagree with this or have more to add feel free to add on in the reblogs!!

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So a while ago my family acquired two of those pig dog toys and for some reason my brother and mum started a battle of positioning them around the house to see who can be the most creative. I think my mum’s winning.

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Okay but hear me out:

Timon and Pumba = Catra and Adora

Bagheera and Baloo = Eraserhead and Present Mic

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Diego was throwing knives at the back of Luther’s chair, Luther was picking them out of the chair, so worried that they’d leave a mark that he wouldn’t notice Klaus stealing the knives and giving them back to Diego, giving him an endless supply of knives.

(Or Reggie just didn’t teach those two because their powers didn’t rely on communication. Five could end up anywhere so it would be helpful, Allison’s pretty self explanatory and Klaus probably knows multi-lingual ghosts)

I love that Allison says she knows 7 different languages, Vanya unwittingly speaks Russian to the FBI guy and Five speaks other languages in the show. But when Luther and Diego saw Öga for Öga written in the floor their first thought was it was a name.

What the f*ck these two were doing during their language classes?

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I wanna see a family feud where it’s all the joke answers

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I think we should all be more concerned that during the song ‘head shoulders knees and toes’ there comes a point where you just sing mmmmmmmmm toes mmm toes

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You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

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I’d like to add that this blog supports all lgbt+ people and that won’t change

Don’t interact at all if you’re lgbt+ phobic in anyway

Comment if you support lgbt+ people

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All proceeds are going to various organizations within the blm movement

https://youtu.be/bCgLa25fDHM

https://youtu.be/NokTSpMH44A

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Ah, Meet. We Matt again.

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Theory: Tinkerbell and Stephen King’s It are strangely similar.

Evidence: in order to kill Tinkerbell, you deny your belief in her. In order to kill It, you must first believe that you are unafraid of it.

Conclusion: Either Tinkerbell is an Eldritch monster or It is a pixie.

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I JUST REALISED LAPIS CALLED HERSELF BOB IN THAT INE EPISODE BECAUSE SHE HAD THAT INTERACTION WITH STEVEN BEFORE SHE FLEW INTO SPACE THE FORST TIME WHEN IT WAS LIKE

Lapis: Thank you, Steven!

Steven: No prob, Bob

Lapis: It’s... Lapis

WHY AM I SO DUMB THAT IT TOOK ME THIS LONG???

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I cannot express enough how much I want to stick googly eyes on my tongue right now so it looks like a lil alien possessing me when it shlorps back into my face

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Forget love island I wanna see love log cabin where all these people are shipped off to Canada or somewhere in the winter. That’s where relationships will be tested, Steven. Someone may die.

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In poor unfortunate souls, when Ursula brings up payment Ariel says ‘but I don’t have-‘ before being interrupted.

What was she going to say

What is mermaid currency?

I need to know

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What a beautiful Christmasy family <3