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The only two times we saw Crowley kissing something/someone was when he was losing them

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No wait, random worldbuilding idea:

A people who have an age-old tradition, that when warriors left home to go to war, their family that remains home prepare funeral goods for them while they wait, sewing them the clothes and preparing the tools and all that they will be buried with - to emotionally prepare them to the hard possibility that the one who left will not return home alive. If the warrior returns, their burial goods are all burned in a bonfire that is lit for the celebration of their return.

And to this modern day, mothers of the culture will tell their children "fine, but let me take your measures for burial clothes before you go" as a way of telling them that something they're about to do is lethally stupid. Sharing stories about just how dramatic their mothers are, someone tells their group of friends that his mother once actually took out a measuring tape to start taking his measures when he said he's leaving home for a work trip.

And another one goes "pfft, yeah. This one time I went to a rock concert and came back home to mom sitting on her sewing machine, fucking making me a funeral coat."

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When sweethearts go on a date and share

Oh, look… Sam is off somewhere 🤣

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[based on this legendary post]

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but dean didn’t reciprocate…ohkaaay…

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"becomes" 🤨🙄

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oops my hand slipped…

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this is one of the absolute most insane dean moments in the whole show i am chomping on glass. IS MOM STILL OKAY OR WEIRD? SHOULD I CALL YOU MARY??????????

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Honestly I could see a fallout vault(s) where somebody at vault tec wanted to prove communism wouldn’t work by putting it and a capitalist vault in the same connected system with the same amount of resources only the overseer of the capitalist vault is tasked to sabotage the communist vault at every opportunity metatextually showing how communism historically only fails due to capitalist interference and how that even the “experiment” was rigged due to capitalisms hostility to cooperation. Only Todd Howard would never want to do actually anti capitalist messaging in a fallout game

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This 100% happened on episode 5 when Al turned his demon form. I can't prove it but we all agree w it. Right? 😅

(I'm sure we all know the meme where this is from.)

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does anyone want to play themes and motifs with me

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Need you guys to know I am soooo anti generative AI. In case that wasn't clear. It's bad for the environment, unethical, theft, and will never be as freaky as me. It is inferior in every way

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That's how they met. Believe me, I was a duck!

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Dropout didn't spend $15,000 on Seal's Kiss from a Rose. They spent $30,000.

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At this point I just think is the web doing it's thing

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Roland Barthes' lesser-known sequel The Death of the Author II: Actually Murder Them

gun to my head i would rather die than read this fic. what the fuck are you even doing at this point. whats the fucking point?