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Is this a crossover episode?

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STOP EVERYTHING RN AND ADMIRE THIS. SOMETHING ABOUT THIS IS PULLING ME IN.

Raven and Starfire [Prime earth design]

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Can we just sit and like admire this? Such brotherly love. They just love each other so much 👍

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MORE BATFAM TWITTER BULLSHIT

< check out the ao3 if you’re interested wink wink cough tear >

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I'm honestly obsessed with, "A Bat with guns, and willingness to kill is too much for them to handle."

Jason: Why the fuck does the League have a ‘Flee on Sight, Do Not Engage’ order for me?

Tim: You terrify them

Jason: The Justice League?

Dick: Yeah. A Bat with guns and a willingness to kill is too much for them to handle.

Jason: What a bunch of bitches. Don’t they know I only go after monsters?

Tim: Yeah. But according to the reports, you always look like you want to shoot them in particular when they run into you. No one wants to chance it. See? (Shows footage taken by the Flash when Jason last went hunting through Central City)

Dick: (Peers at picture. Confused.) That’s just Jason’s normal face. Why would they think he wants to shoot them?

Tim: (Deadpanned) Because Jason always looks like he wants to shoot someone.

Jason: (Agreeing) I have resting sniper face.

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Jason: Have you guys ever won an argument with your girlfriends?

Tim: No.

Dick: Hell no.

Damian: Raven and I never argue.

Dick: Of course not. She tells you to shut the fuck up and then you shut the fuck up.

Jason: WHIPPED.

Tim: I’m putting her on speed dial.

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thinking about a prompt where multiverse shenanigans occur and the batfam meet alternate versions of themselves and they're just relatively unfazed about it all, they're vibing and talking with the alternate batfam members so casually UNTIL tim drake's joker junior dramatically enters the room and everyone collectively starts freaking out.

tim is horrified because there's an alternate version of himself that's jokerized of all things. jason can't stop staring at him, shellshocked. dick's trying to comfort tim while also trying to calm himself down and damian. damian is cornering junior with a knife and hissing at him like a feral cat. but junior himself is literally just cracking the worst jokes ever about the whole situation, not even bothered.

meanwhile, bruce is just across the room sitting there like:

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If they got mad at each other, and couldn't stand being mad anymore, they'd definitely say something like this to start up a conversation again.

damian: witch girl

raven: bat brat

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Full naming

The Robin brothers will never take Bruce too seriously and will always think they will get away with anything, unless Bruce adds Wayne at the end of their name, then they will know fear.

Dick taking things too lightly?

Bruce: Richard John Grayson-Wayne

*Distressed Nightwing noises*

Jason not listening?

Bruce: Jason Peter Todd-Wayne

Jason who just now realizes how screwed he is: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

Tim and Damian antagonizing each other too much as Burce tries to make a report for the League.

Bruce: Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne and Damian Wayne…

Both just deflate into the floor.

EDIT: Jason’s middle name!

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I miss seeing Damian and Raven together. They were so well suited for one another in the dcamu. It’s a shame we didn’t get to see more of them.