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What is Star Wars if not PowerPoint transitions persevering

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used to refer to a being’s posterior

Honestly at this point the star wars Wikipedia is the only thing left that can still make me laugh

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Every spacemorning when commander cody boots up his little comms antenna it makes an unbearably loud sound like dial up internet. send post

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SLAYY

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The first person to know about Cody and Obi-Wan is Hondo because he can't find Obi-Wan's space tinder profile anymore.

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general grievous suffers from middle child syndrome

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Mandos who use stickers on their armor but in a ‘don’t tell mom I got a tattoo’ sorta way. Someone gets a bumper sticker on their ass armor that says dumptruck and ba’buir is so mad for no reason. ‘Check out my newest piece it’s scratch and sniff.’

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no one recognizes my vision of putting clippy into the star wars universe

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sobbing

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She’s the senATE. Chancellor Pussyqueen.

No more questions

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people really into gray jedi give socially liberal fiscally conservative energy

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how much hush money did chancellor palpatine pay the guy who drycleaned his sith robes

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Fun Star Wars fact! Gonky is a wanted criminal in twelve star systems.

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star wars fulfils the film-going population’s most basic need - to see some little creatures