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Cisco: Harry, who’s your favorite of us?

Caitlin: C’mon, he’s not gonna pick favorites-

Harry, without hesitation: Jesse.

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Caitlin: You better have a good explanation for this.

Cisco: We actually have three.

Barry: Pick your favorite.

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Nora: I can’t think straight.

Nora: Ever.

Nora: I’m not straight.

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Barry: This date is boring.

Iris: This isn’t a date. I’m buying groceries.

Barry: Then why did you invite me?

Iris: I didn’t. I specifically said “I’m going to the store, don’t come with me” and you said “I can do what I want” and followed me here.

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Frost: Who needs guns? I have a lighter. All we need is some hairspray and we can make some flamethrowers. Let’s fry these bitches.

Cisco: Nope, no. No one is frying any bitches.

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Ralph: First Cicada started terrorizing people, then his niece from the future showed up, killed him, and continued terrorizing people. Then we destroyed Cicada’s dagger only to then release Thawne from prison 30 years into the future. This has been one of the craziest years of my life.

Iris: One of??

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Thawne: I only wanted to get back to my time.

Cisco: Cool motive, still murder.

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Barry: I respect women. I’m a feminist. I think women should be on all the money. I want to pay for a sandwich using a $10 Ellen DeGeneres.

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Cisco: C’mon, Barry. I’m your oldest friend.

Cisco: No, wait, that’s Iris.

Cisco: I’m your nicest friend.

Cisco: No, wait, that’s Caitlin.

Cisco: I’m your friend!

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Frost: I should be the Duolingo owl. I can scare people into speaking different languages. For example...

Frost: *scares Cisco*

Cisco: HIJO DE SU PUTA-

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Cisco: What’re you doing here?

Harry: I’m here to babysit you.

Cisco: What? I don’t need a babysitter, I’m not a kid!

Harry: *offers him snacks*

Cisco: Ooh, a juice box!

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Iris: What’s your blood type?

Ralph: Red.

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Frost: Wow, Cisco finally finished his nightmare goggles! Frost: Everything looks the same.

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Iris: I’m speechless, Nora.

Nora, staring into the camera like she’s on The Office: Despite being speechless, she yelled at me for ten minutes.

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Iris: Barry, what’re you eating?

Barry: A family-sized bag of chips.

Iris: That’s not family-sized. That’s just a regular sized bag.

Barry: Everything is family-sized when you’re an orphan.

Iris: Barry, no-

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Barry: I need you.

Iris: For?

Barry: Ever.

Iris, voice cracking: Oh.

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Harry: Don’t move.

Cisco: Not a problem. I hate moving.