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guys i saw the girl im dating for the first time since coming back from christmas break dawg im very down baddddd
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something something lovely getting hungry around darlin and they let lovely bite them but lovely has never bitten anyone before so darlin talks them through it and um … mmfgh. ….
lovely and darlin could kiss maybe
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this is real and dad bod david is real because i said so
okay I know I JUST posted like 1 minute ago but this is something that’s icky to me —
Shaw Security. Shaw SECURITY.. their job is to protect people, and keep them safe. So.. they need to be STRONG to keep people safe. David is not the only one who is strong — to be in a job like that you have to be insanely in shape. Like I loveee the idea of asher being skinnier, but realistically he would have to have a very athletic body and physic to have the job he has. Same with Milo, Christian, and anyone else in Shaw security.
Thank you for coming to my ted-talk.
this doesn’t mean stop drawing them the way you do or anything, all art of the Shaw men are just 🤌
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or … freelancer and gavin would so elope to vegas with the DAMN crew. i’m thinking like joe jonas and sophie turner (pics for example)


I wonder if the DAMN crew will get married in the future
I think Hux and Dames will most likely get married, them and Dear and Lasko
Freelancer and Gavin seem more like the “We already know we’re together for eternity, why do we need a marriage certificate to confirm that?” Type
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THIS IS AMAZING???????? so so creative!!!!!!!!
Redacted Audio: THE DATING SIM!
I dunno if I’ll ever get around to finishing this so I figured I may as well post what I have of it! All the characters and voices are redacted audio, All the backgrounds are by Tianara on itch.io and the music is the Wii party/ Wii play soundtrack, the rest of the art is by yours truly.
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Figured I'd try my hand at some Redacted character post/text edits!
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Credit to @/sainthowlzon for all the Listener icons, and to @/elisacaleisa for their google drive with all the canon icons!
(slightly alternative version of the Solaires' GC edit below the cut bc i had a lil too much fun with what Vincent would name his contacts)
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to me alexis’ origin is somewhat similar to roxie from chicago. she knew willam before her death, would play cards with him in the bar and told him all about her idiot husband and the men she slept with on the side. he was charmed by how smart she was, her quick wit, and pitied her forced marriage to a family friend. until one day he read in the papers that she had murdered the man she had an affair with and was set to receive the death penalty. but the death penalty wouldn’t be the end of her, willam made sure he was there. he used some magic to prevent it being lethal, then turned her when he had the chance. because he wanted the woman who always beat him at cards to have another shot at her life the way she wanted. but he didn’t realise she would use her second life to do exactly what she wanted, any time she wanted to.
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Like I thought this was a situationship AT BEST!!!
WAIT
WAIT
WAIT
WAIT.

BOYFRIEND??
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oh you cooked??? i need to know more
i was searching up tags for a new fanfic im writing and i saw "lasko / david shaw" come up as an option
im just curious atp
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counter point: they are two action figures and i am smashing their faces together going mwah mwah mwah
"James and Asset should kiss" please shut up. do you not realize how fucked that is. shipping a victim who just went through something very traumatic with their current only source of safety. who is married. please think outside of your own horniness and see that what your saying is fucked up.
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#did i actually get a confession about me lmaoooo#i feel like a celebrity#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redactedasmr
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i’ll raise u… david / huxley
i was searching up tags for a new fanfic im writing and i saw "lasko / david shaw" come up as an option
im just curious atp
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i’m barking violently.
@mrsmiagreer's David didn't fit post got me thinking...
Specifically about Milo and the Flashback BA
And how Milo half-shifted didn't even try. 👀
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something about a man with deep rooted psychological issues redirecting his fear of intimacy into anger towards me PORTER TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF I’LL DO ALL THE WORK
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“Say it with your full chest, Treasure” NO SHOW ME YOURRRR CHEST wait i didnt say that right
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nah cause that make-up sex better be DISGUSTINGGGGGGG
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guyssss my exams are over i got drunk with my friends and got it on with the girl i like !!!!
guys can we wish me luck on my last university exam tomorrow ?
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