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if my future girlfriend is reading this, just know you have vi to thank for the muscles I’m gonna use to lift you and carry you places and hug you super tight

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I've looked at it from every angle guys. It should have been.

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Listen. Tumblr. Lesbians of tumblr, if you will. Women who looooove women. We need to talk. WHERE ARE YOU MEETING YOUR WIVES ON HERE?! I keep hearing all these stories about people meeting their significant others and like HOW. Are there groups for it? Is it just magical happenstance? Do you advertise yourselves by otp? I’m gonna tag a bunch of gay shit, and lesbians chime in.

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GOD BLESS PATTI LUPONE BECAUSE SHE SAID THAT WITH HER ENTIRE CHEST 😭🫡

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If someone said this shit to me you best believe I would melt on the fucking spot

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Perfection

look how she gagged him

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I’m sorry, some of you may disagree, but this moment was so goddamn satisfying.

The Loyal Pin, episode #13

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The Loyal Pin, episode #12.

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i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

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Looking for a Harley/Ivy fic from Ao3 I believe; ivy and Harley run into one another as strangers (maybe in a cafe?)and they’re flirty and whatnot and then it comes time for Harley to meet her fathers new wife and it ends up being ivy. They’re both shocked to see one another and eventually the feelings are too much and they start messing around. Joker is there and he’s super sketchbag and gets Harley to sell drugs for him. Any help is appreciated!!

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Me @ the younger sapphics upset that supercorp didn’t happen while I think about faberry, rizzles, and swan queen

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all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

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Hi again lesbians. There’s a fic I recall reading sometime ago where Bellatrix is a professor I believe, and hermione and some classmates were sent to train with her on some island or such, and I believe there is a werewolf involved maybe, and hermione Keeps getting into trouble. Bellatrix is super tough on everyone, pretty sure it’s outside of hogwarts.

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