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Caffeine And Rhyme And Nothing's Fine
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Adult (20s). my name is Toni and I once swallowed a bug. s/he. dopamine fiend. if you follow me that's ur own fault. @slavhew's main blog. reblog infested. i talk a lot.
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stupidusernamepolicy · 46 seconds ago
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Fun date ideas with bae: Break into his house and let him know he physically cannot stop you
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Batman #36 (2017) Tom King & Clay Mann
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stupidusernamepolicy · 5 minutes ago
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trying to figure out how to draw him in this specific style. bgd & an ult dirk for good measure. or bad measure!
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stupidusernamepolicy · 12 minutes ago
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(guy reading through slanderous propaganda from political rivals) whats so inspirational is that every great leader and emperor in history was gay
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(guy reading through slanderous propaganda from political rivals) whats so inspirational is that every great leader and emperor in history was gay
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(guy reading through slanderous propaganda from political rivals) whats so inspirational is that every great leader and emperor in history was gay
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(guy reading through slanderous propaganda from political rivals) whats so inspirational is that every great leader and emperor in history was gay
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stupidusernamepolicy · 18 hours ago
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Guybrush's cluelessness is truly amazing.
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stupidusernamepolicy · 1 day ago
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i really think equius and nepeta works so much better as a dynamic if you acknowledge the more flawed aspects of their relationship in the beginning of their screentime. like obviously i've got nothing against anyone who sees them as perfect besties from start to end lol this is just my reading of their in canon interactions
they start of the story being a little more against each other. like not in a negative way, just in a way of not really understanding each other's interests. their moirallegiance is slightly more on the "we're doing this because this is what we have to do" side, nepeta describes it as a job (which yeah moirallegiance is a job as such a big role in troll society), speaks about how she's scared of equius and how nobody else will put up with him and he's happily willing to order her around as if she's below him. but they're still best friends, there's something deeper then these issues that draws them to each other.
we see basically every moirallegiance fall apart over the course of the story at one point or another except for theirs. they have issues and flaws and lowkey kinda toxic traits (heavy on equius for that) just like the other moirail havers but they're willing to grow and change for each other. they become more accepting of each other's quirks and you can just see how much they care about each other right from their introduction and up until they have their final conversation as stridersprite fusions.
i think them just being a bit more distant at the beginning and then learning to really understand each other just shows what it takes to have a successful moirallegiance. they could have easily fallen into their more negative ways with equius truly belittling her or nepeta continuing to talk negatively about him but they instead decided to be epic besties and have the most amazing feelings jam sessions known to troll kind. now if everyone else had busted their ass in the friendship department like these two, we might be down a few less trolls /j
no really though equius is the only high blood who doesnt go off his shits despite them all having moirails or ex moirails with them on the meteor (except for feferi but like she gets murdered before she can lose her shit. gone too soon)
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stupidusernamepolicy · 1 day ago
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the author of vinland saga ladies and gentlemen
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stupidusernamepolicy · 1 day ago
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this terrible distant blurry shot of two pigeons is one of my favourite photos out of any pic I’ve ever taken I think
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stupidusernamepolicy · 1 day ago
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truly wild how driving really does become like piloting a mech after a while. like it sounds so car-bro-y but the car genuinely does become like an extension of your body. your muscles are simply making the correct micro-movements to perfectly manouvre a giant piece of machinery through a constantly moving maze while your brain is busy singing karaoke. you can physically feel when a gap is too small for your car-sona to fit through, like a cat putting its whiskers into a crevice. your brain is suddenly able to do on-the-fly s=d/t calculations in a milisecond and tell you exactly how quickly you need to move to avoid an oncoming vehicle while turning across the road. why does driving unlock the unused 89% of my brain
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stupidusernamepolicy · 1 day ago
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Lmfaooooo me deciding every character with black hair and brown eyes is Asian no matter what. But really what got me was the assigned worksheet at the end
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stupidusernamepolicy · 1 day ago
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The EU (still) wants to scan your private messages and photos
🚨 You WILL Be Impacted 🚨
Every photo, every message, every file you send will be automatically scanned—without your consent or suspicion.
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If you live in the EU*, contact your MEPs NOW and tell them to vote NO! Go here to learn more & FIGHT BACK!
https://fightchatcontrol.eu/
*especially if you live in Germany - they have not yet decided, and their opposition is crucial!
Please reblog! If the EU passes this, it weakens online privacy worldwide.
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If you got enough money to live happily and comfortably for the rest of your life, but everyone who saw you immediately knew what fandom you are in and understood what that means, would you take it?
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grown ass men btw
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