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Coworker called me "America's last resort" in the event of a draft but jokes on them I'm banned from serving anyway, transgenderism ftw.

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More inventions need to kill their inventors fuck smart people

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My copy of FFXIII came in the mail and it's got MADE IN USA on it, my Japanese Role Playing Game is made in USA the eastern world is a conspiracy Europe never happened

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The cyberdemon on the Doom 2 box art has nipples which means it can be milked

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I had a MONSTER headache at work, my supervisor offered me an ibuprofen but dropped it on the floor. She tried to fish another one out of the bottle but it was too late, I'd already gobbled that shit up cuz I'm a gremlin.

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My copy of the Max Payne movie has several different store's stickers on it and I'm loving the implication that a SERIES of people acquired this disc, watched it, and decided to get rid of it.

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I heard a fable moral that was like "he who is not one thing or another has no allies" and all I could think was

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For some reason they renamed I'm too young to die in The Dark Ages to Aspiring Slayer.

I hope the next Wolfenstein game renames "Can I play, daddy?" difficulty to "You're a little bitch if you pick this" to compensate

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Me: Oh boy I can't wait to get paid and support my family!

The all consuming Internal Revenue Service:

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My copy of Doom Eternal has a sticker that says winner of best action game of the year awards despite me having bought it on launch day. No one played the game at that point, at least not enough to vote on an award that matters.

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I be salivating like a French bulldog till it's time to dissolve a pill in my mouth

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the girls are loving patch 8!! <33

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I was hoping someone had already drawn them kissing but I guess I have to do it myself

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Had the McDonald's Minecraft meal and I'm gonna be real that might've been the single most disgusting sandwich I have ever eaten, and that's coming from the girl that did raw spam on stale raisin bread.

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Beholder with tits

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I'm reaching the higher end of Icewind Dale's combat and every encounter feels like the wizard war post. My mage knows Power Word: Scrunch. The barbarian's AI went rogue and single handedly tore through half a room of myconids while the rest of the party were working together to kill the other half. I put on a cursed dagger on purpose because it was slightly stronger than what I had.

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Shoutouts to the uncharted games for having a "next gen" render mode that just pissifies the color palette