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This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation

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miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it’s to physically attack people. and she’s right.

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What happens when two history majors have a pack of googly eyes

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"It's revoked" killed me

Charlie: Please revoke your 'no swearing' rule.

Sully: Why?

Nate, talking to Elena in the corner: Well that really DILLS my PICKLES!

Chloe: Oh GOLY this makes my COOKIES RUFFLE!

Sully: It's revoked

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Video game characters who are in fact my children:

Nero from DMC

Ezio from AC

Claudia from AC

Rosa from AC

Leonardo from AC

Dant from DMC

Nico from DMC

V from DMC

Leon from RE

Chris from RE

Claire from RE

Geralt from Witcher

Dandelion from Witcher

Emily from Dishonored

Rebecca from AC

Link from Zelda

Beatrix from Slime Rancher

Chloe from Uncharted

Nate and Sam from Uncharted

Nadine from Uncharted

Roxas from KH

I have many more children...I'll probably keep adding as they occur to me...

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I don't think you all properly understand the pure unfiltered hatred I have for the Young at Heart mission in AC:B. Nothing in this world or the next can rival the loathing I have for this...

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Literally the only thing I hate about the code puzzles in AC:B is that it assumes I know how the fuck chess works. Fun fact, I don't.

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Anyone have any good EzioxLeonardo fics? Preferably no smut and in a canon setting. I just need some soft bois right now cause I love these two idiots being soft

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Fun fact, it's hard to find something to keep living for when everything you enjoy is constantly belittled or outright attacked by your parents

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Unpopular opinion:

Nevan is my least favorite Devil Arm (and by 'least favorite' I mean that I hate it)

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Finally started watching Black Clover and got to season 2 and y'all need to know that the best part of the Royal Knights Exam storyline is just Julius casually carrying Charmy around like a small child

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Anyone got any good RE fic recs? Specifically something with hurt!Leon and definitely no smut. I'd prefer no romance, but I can settle.

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I feel called out

me, taking a nap to avoid all my responsibilities: I can have a little unconsciousness. as a treat.

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Update: those two can go fuck themselves

CASTLEVANIA SPOILERS!

I have officially adopted 2 more beautiful children and if anything happens to Sumi and Taka, I will kill everyone and then myself

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WHY IS THERE SO MUCH SEX?!?

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CASTLEVANIA SPOILERS!

I have officially adopted 2 more beautiful children and if anything happens to Sumi and Taka, I will kill everyone and then myself

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Season 3 of Castlevania and I'M STILL ANGRY THAT THEY JUST LEFT ALUCARD!!!! MY CHILD!!!😭