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Why would you assume that.

I assume all of you want to fuck the cars from Pixar's Cars (2006).

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You're pretentious and you hate fun.

If you ever think you have basic taste then just remember there are people who think Tangled is the greatest film ever.

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No you're not you sexless loser.

I'm in the pussy like Chlamydia.

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I can call your mom from my cell phone.

No one cares but I can call lua scripts from C++ now.

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Capitalism has gone too far.

I'm going to start charging people to look at my posts. I take payments in headpats btw. 👉👈

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All @systemdeez posts are fumbles.

When you reblog your own post to add some new information, there's a chance that people will only see the original post. Imagine how much valuable context has been lost because of this.

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FACT: Big Chungus was and always will be funny.

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Now I know it's raining where you live so I'm one step closer to doxxing you.

Okay it's time to order an umbrella.

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You're a faggot.

Yes, I'm gay. Yes, I'm homophobic. We 👏 exist. 👏

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But we stay hustling.

God damn it why am I so tired :( :( :(

I have to work for another half hour aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Yes, I'm gay. Yes, I'm homophobic. We 👏 exist. 👏

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Would you guys still think I'm cool if I had a sideblog where I pretend to hate myself?

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"We need more weird queers!" You guys can't even wavedash.

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fag.

Not to get political but I think we should be nice to each other.

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I'm literally you.

I'm not a virgin or a Chad but a secret third thing.

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Pretty sure you're a virgin.

I'm not a virgin or a Chad but a secret third thing.

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I would kiss a dude.