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“hamilxanddrson ham …. washingmachine”

—me, asleep

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you know i’d love you like how a cat loves their owner. i like head scritches and little treats, i would definitely like to sit in your lap and disrupt your work, i will at one moment be begging for your attention and the next moment i’ll be running away and cussing you out for literally no reason, i would act all threatening with my little claws and you’d play along, i’d scream at you at 3 in the morning, i’d bring you little trophies like cool leafs and the occasional dead bird every day, i’d cry and act like a sick dying victorian child when you don’t feed me, you’d ask me to do something and i’d disobey in the most sassy, sarcastic, passive aggressive way, i’d make you laugh every day because i’m a weird little FREAK and id say increasingly concerning things to you every day, and ultimately i can be someone you can nap with for 12 hours while making cool little mlrrrp noises and i’d be extremely cute doing it. argg if only you would date me

today feels like an excellent day to embarrass myself and make bad desicions that i will definitely regret, so i will text my crush that i haven’t talked to for months, and has also told me that he is not romantically interested in me, and tell him all the ways he is lovely and gorgeous

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Cute birds appreciation post

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i firmly believe that being carried damsel in distress style by someone cute and tall would fix me and all my problems

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mentally i’m on vacation here

spring in animal crossing

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me this summer 🌺

coconut dream grl ★彡

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me setting my morning alarm for 4 hours from now

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🤨👍

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no no i’m fine. no it’s just that nobody appreciates the feeling of walking barefoot on stone tiles outside that have been soaking in the sun all day and are warm all over but not so hot it hurts your feet, and i think that’s unfair to society and i th

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vintage blue floral teacups on amazon + links🧵

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nvm guys he started responding within minutes and then we had a lovely conversation and he asked me what my plans are for the summer

today feels like an excellent day to embarrass myself and make bad desicions that i will definitely regret, so i will text my crush that i haven’t talked to for months, and has also told me that he is not romantically interested in me, and tell him all the ways he is lovely and gorgeous

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haha, ha ha ha i asked him what his favorite band was and he responded 2 AND A HALF WEEKS LATER, so of course i word vomitet and i managed to be awkward even in a situation where eye contact and not knowing what to do with my hands wasn’t even an issua.

today feels like an excellent day to embarrass myself and make bad desicions that i will definitely regret, so i will text my crush that i haven’t talked to for months, and has also told me that he is not romantically interested in me, and tell him all the ways he is lovely and gorgeous

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bunny teapots i found on amazon + links🫖

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cute picrews + links🖇️

🎧ྀི ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ✮

🪺 🥕 🍙

🃁 ✧ 𐙚

🍄 🌸 🦋

𓇢𓆸 𖤣𓋼𖥧𓋼𓍊 𓆩☠︎︎𓆪

creds to the makers ofc

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face reveal

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sometimes dinner really be lookin like this

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pronouncing “petite” like “petitty”