I’m rewatching the companions’ breakup/makeup dialogue like “they would not ****ing be that emotionally mature”:
Preston should give an over-rehearsed spiel and then completely withdraw. Just be 100% emotionally unavailable for in-game weeks.
Piper should be wittily avoiding her feelings (and trying to spare yours) until it’s unclear whether she’s taking this seriously at all.
Hancock should be suave but quietly paranoid you’re going to forget him and find someone whole.
Curie should be completely incapable of setting boundaries with you, and/or cry a lot.
MacCready should unfavorably compare you to his wife.
Cait should imply that she’s going to get back into drugs or worse, to see if you care enough to stop her.
Danse should be panicking and aggressive because he feels like he’s losing the only proof his life has value.
And Gage should cuss you out to convince himself he never cared that much anyway.
(This post is a joke and I could list at least 20 reasons these shouldn’t actually be in the game.)
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Will never get over how Starscream and Skyfire's relationship is always doomed. There's never an iteration of them where they both stay on the same side at the end. They always end up being against each other, tearing each other apart (whether intentionally or not). They always end up losing each other, be it by a snowstorm, by the war, or by death itself. They never receive a happy ending together, one if not both of them is doomed to suffer.
Skyfire is doomed to be an Autobot, by forces out of his control. Starscream is doomed to be an Decepticon, by his own self destructive tendencies. They are both doomed, because of who they are. They always try to save the other, in their own way. But it never works. They are doomed to fail, whether they stay together or not.
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Michael would be the type of dad to be like ‘do as I say & not as I do and definitely never do this’ right before burning down a building while baby Gregory watches on with the fire glinting in his eyes from one of those little baby carriers on Mike’s chest.
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Vesuvia Weekly: Secret Skills
some random headcanons for the @vesuviaweekly prompt "Where did you learn to do that?"
Julian: whistles better than he sings. once, while less-than-sober, he was dared to whistle an aria and did it so well he put a local opera soprano to shame. the only performance he's oddly embarrassed of
Asra: early in your recovery, on bad days, they would read some old, carefully kept storybooks to you and enchant the words to act it out. doesn't say where the books are from or how he learned the spell
Nadia: understands most of Julian's medical references because she was Nazali's favorite practice patient. also the source of numerous medical equipment innovations but hates hearing how they're used
Muriel: can wiggle not only his eyebrows independently, but his nose and ears as well. you found this out when he was describing a rabbit encounter to you and started subconsciously mimicking it
Portia: if she's not overthinking it, can instinctively understand most languages on a basic level even if she's never heard them before. this has given her a terrifying reputation for reading minds as emissary
Lucio: terrible actor, but amazing at impressions. if he meets someone once, he can mimic their accent. meets them twice, mimics their body language too. thrice, and he's got their whole personality
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I got hit by the weirdest AU but
The image of Peem and maybe Q and Pun running one of those toy clinics that fix plushies and dolls. One day Fang and Toey come running in like "Help! Emergency! Our brother will kill us" holding The plushie (Noi) with like a tear or one of the arms completely detached (No clue what happened. Maybe one of them got a puppy). The thing is that when they talk to them they never really clarify that their brother is not a kid?
Flashforward to when the plushie is ready and Toey sends a message like "heh. Our brother found out. He is going to pick it up" and Peem is like ??? They are letting a little kid come alone for it? Weird but ok.
And then instead here comes tall, dashing and handsome Phum kind of embarrassed going "umm hi. I'm here for my plushie? 🥺"
Cue flustered Peem. Shy Phum. And a very much over this Q (who already has kind of a crush on Toey)
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Griande as a vocaloid that sings in enchantments and it sounds cute and upbeat but Grian understands the language and is like what the Hell
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guess what no one asked for
my sfms. here they are
you think i just make ellis and nick l4d2 content WRONG
i also make men kissing in tf2
i also made a few ANIMATIONS but those are NOT for viewing because most of them are GIFTS to LOVED ONES except THIS ONE
its not very GOOD but i DID finish it unlike MOST of my ANIMATIONS
that is ALL i will now go back MASH content. i just wanted to give context for my current banner that i made for pride month. i am proud of at least 3 of those.
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