#//and i love it

[trio-of-chaos]

Are you indirectly asking me to make azaull let jesse and amy talk again

//I just like making Amy depressed from time to time lol

//but it wouldn't be a bad idea...

[irxnlegacy]

@thenextchapterbegins asked: "your puns are invalid because your short and being short rules out everything, sorry had to break it to yah."

⚙️ → ❝ Sorry! I can't hear you over this 30 MILLION DOLLAR SUIT! ❞

She spins donuts around the boy.

[livelynumbskull]

"You know~✨ There’s a lovely demoness named @redstainedglasses that procures many curiosities and artifactsssss. I strongly recommend paying her a visit, she may have what you’re looking for~"

"Oh. Oh!"

If the skeleton could smile, his natural grin would be wider under his mask. Neophytos clapped his gloved hands together in glee, hopping in place to show his excitement. What an exquisite piece of information! Perhaps then he'd be allowed to move forward in his quest.

"Thank you, Lord Alexander! You are too kind, good sir. I will pay her a visit as soon as possible. In return..."

A quick search deep inside one of his hidden pockets brought forth a small uncut fire opal stone, still attached to a few pieces of rock. Neophytos offered the stone to the male before him.

"Maybe this will be enough for your help?"

[chiisana-lion]

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[notaplaceofhonour]

okay okay I know the point of this is “White people need to put as much effort into learning how to pronounce Black people’s names as they do foreign European names” and 100% I totally agree, absolutely good point

but this tweet becomes hilarious in the context of this clip:

anyways, absolutely put effort into learning how people pronounce their names. just don’t feel bad if it takes you some time to get it right 😅

(also in case you didn’t watch the video it’s “N-SHOO-tee” not “SHOO-tee”)

[marisatomay]

This Pride I hope that all of you never ever forget that no amount of sanitizing your sex life or sanding down of your LGBT edges will make bigots accept you. So, don’t debase yourself by capitulating an inch to them, especially in ways that throw your fellow community members under the bus.

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[pnkrathian]

i feel like the knowledge that there are some medical databases with free-to-use 3D scans of various human organs available for 3D printing would have drastically reduced tumblrs amount of bone stealing scandals. plus you can make ones that glow in the dark.

look at my glow in the dark humerus boy

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[sadclowncentral]

living in a village of farmers is the fucking best i just left a party and the butcher was like hey i got some bones for your dog. your dog specifically because i like the cut of his jib. hell yeah

do you know how fucking great it is to get home tipsy as hell wake up your dog he is already exited to see you and you are like here you go a big bone for your majesty...my man thought he was damn heaven!! so good

[gwenlena]

hello tumblr

[pocketss]

happy old gnoll

[yiga-hellhole]

me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts

[emberwritesinsight]

The discussion around Ariel TheLittleMermaid baffles me bc if my dad literally destroyed a bunch of stuff I collected in front of me in a terrifyingly violent display of anger and I had a witch offer me an out if I could score the boy I thought was hot, my name would be on that dotted line before you can say "poor unfortunate soul". What do you mean she's stupid, her dad ravaged her Special Interest Cave like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum, I would also run the fuck away