#//hahaha i'm laughing

[werewolfsister]

Nothing like finding a body in the trunk of your cherry red sports car after a hard day at work!

edit: crying 5.9k notes this is crazier than finding a body in the trunk of your cherry red sports car

[nikthesoup5]

"He's behind me... isn't he-?"- famous last words.

A lighthearted joke between two friends, who have dark brown eyes (please don't take it seriously) and giggle at people drawing characters that have dark brown eyes, with yellow ones instead.

Also, I apologize for not posting for a week- I uh... I kinda forgot to post this, so it was sitting in my drafts oops...

Can't believe my first colored artwork post is a joke LMAO

Please do NOT reupload/use my art without my permission! :)

[ministarfruit]

day 8: living dead ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

[kiaerinnn]

Hahaha😄 Don't make me laugh.😡

[crestomancer-art]

🖤 beloved 🤍

(no spoilers please, I'm only 2 endings deep 💦)

(update: finished all endings 😭💗💗💗 they're in love your honour)

[sisterofficerlucychen]

wait, wait, wait, wait.

I CAN MAKE THIS WORSE 😈

the first thing out of lucy's mouth when tim finally comes home after 36 hours is "oh good, you're not dead"

well ...

remember this? "you don't want to come home! okay. i understand. but if you keep doing this, you are going to die!"

[songofstrawhats]

Luffy Week Day 4- Emotion

One of the things I am most fascinated by in One Piece is the continuity between this small angry child, and the happy-go-lucky pirate he becomes.

I think it's all still in there, he just knows more now!!!

[002yb]

For as rough as his brother's hands can be, they're gentle with him. Even when Ace couldn't return the kindness, Luffy endured him; holding fast to clenched fists and knuckles that were split and swollen. Persistent, stubborn even after Luffy pried his hand into Ace's and grit his teeth through the ache of Ace's bruising grips. Whining because he was a crybaby and it hurt, but never pulling away. Only squeezing just as tight in playful retaliation. Smile wide as he coaxed Ace's fingers out of their vice grip to clasp their hands together - warm and soft in a way that made Ace flinch. Because while there was dirt beneath Luffy's nails, there was blood beneath his.

And in spite of that—in spite of everything—Luffy never let go of him. Whether or not Ace feels worth that love and tender devotion, Luffy holds on to him: hands clasped together as Luffy beckons him on new adventures, a reassuring squeeze whenever Ace wavers, a bruising grip when Luffy is overcome; nails cutting into Ace's skin until Ace soothes him. Lips ghosting over knuckles - swollen and split).

Rough, but gentle with Ace. Always.

[senblades]

behold, Death Rank 5 for your WIP Wednesday viewing pleasure. (is it still wednesday anywhere? fjdkhfds whatever)

[i-am-a-secret-ssshhh]

My mother, talking to me as we are both in Hobby Lobby: They're not going to have Halloween decorations, they'll be more fall.

Me, annoyed, in a mocking tone: Because Halloween is the holiday of the devil.

Her: (My first name) (my middle name)!

Later, still in Hobby Lobby:

Me: WiFi here sucks

Me: It appears the lord does not give us reception.

My dad: *laughs*

My mom: Stop it!

[blindmagdalena]

Okay so I had the most random thought for a love interest for Homelander and I just had to share! I think he’d adore a little southern Belle. I’m talking thick accent and southern hospitality! I fully believe Vought would have a cooking show on their streaming services to push the traditional American woman motif- maybe a little slice of the south would do that? Idk I’m spiraling here!

i'm sorry i'm so late to answering this but my GOSH this is so cute! i love any dynamic where Homelander has a very specific idea of who someone is, only to be thrown for a total loop. he wildly underestimates her because she's beautiful and she's domestic. but god, i live for that moment she gives him a keen look after he says something, and she says, "Bless your heart." in a way that takes him a second to realize sounds an AWFUL LOT like "You idiot." he likes the way she sets something straight because it was cattywampus and how she always seems to have an anecdote for everything. her wit is sharper than he gave her credit for, and she doesn't take his bullshit. he says something snide under his breath and she calls him out instantly, says "Quit bein' ugly." which! just about shocks him to his core! how dare she!

but then she calls him precious and suddenly he doesn't know what to do with himself. i love Homelander getting worked up about people he doesn't really know what to do with, or how to categorize. eventually he starts to slip into that dangerous headspace of wanting her approval before you know it he's making guest appearances on her show, wearing an apron over his suit and glowing with pride when she tells him how well he whipped those stiff peaks. cheeks covered in flour and experiencing baking for the first time. imagining how maybe this is what it would have felt like if he'd grown up with a family. it's good, even if it also has to be manufactured and televised for him to experience it

[habitual-creatures]

I NEED TO STOP ACCIDENTALLY HIDING TAGS FROM Y'ALL BECAUSE I FORGET TO ADD THEM RIGHT AWAY HAHAHAHAHA–

Anyways whaaaaat??? Who said that??? Who said that that's not the reason???

Hahhahahaha??? Him being a good boyfriend is tooootally the reason!!

[broodygaming]

Doing a fairly evil ish run of BG3 and this dude giving a speech to a mostly empty room just fucking KILLED ME hahaha

[delborovic]

Can you draw Rellik and Del in an embrace?

(just wondering😇)

[elitehoe]

Funny how Yuta only wins matches with the pin Chuck taught him really fucking hilarious actually

[salamispots]

toasted bread + butter dipped in egg yolk is extremely satisfying