so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication
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damn, it's the most awkward meeting with parents when they physically can't perceive your partner's dimension ...
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fellas is it gay to cover my entire house with imagery of my muse, the centre of my life, the sun in my galaxy
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weird way to propose but no wtf
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Pt 1, Pt 2, Pt 3, Pt 4
bro i hate living in ohio i thought a squirrel got trapped in my bathroom (again) but i opened the door to this absolute tomfoolery. do i need to involve cops or can i just call animal control?? idk how long it's been in there but if it fucked with my toothbrush ill be livid
(inspired by the lovely work of @squidflavoredsoup !!)
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he just appeared in my house
wouldn’t let me go downstairs to eat
got upstairs won’t get out from under my bed
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