#why is it in my house
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squidflavoredsoup · 10 months ago
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he just appeared in my house
wouldn’t let me go downstairs to eat
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got upstairs won’t get out from under my bed
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icewindandboringhorror · 3 months ago
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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kuuwo · 4 months ago
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Good Boy
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t0bey · 8 months ago
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this has gotten me so many times online its not even funny
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suzie-bee · 16 days ago
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a kind of continuation to this
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stemmmm · 9 months ago
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one more one more
same au thing as last time
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soup-mother · 12 days ago
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the clothes shopping thing makes it extra evil when ppl make fun of the amazon skirt thing too.
yeah I wonder why trans women would buy gender affirming clothes online instead of going through the ordeal of buying them in person (often completely alone)? it's really a mystery to everyone, except apparently it fucking IS :/
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grumpoww · 2 months ago
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I'm sorry I'll never stop drawing them being physically affectionate
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slushy-sash · 8 months ago
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why is bro in port ormos when he works at the akademiya
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lauraneedstochill · 11 months ago
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[every action has consequences]
🔪 inspired by this tweet:
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demaparbat-hp · 5 months ago
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Crush, crush, crush!
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heart-locket-musicboxless · 2 years ago
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•. A visit in a dream .•
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wasyago · 2 months ago
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ghost hunting in someone else's attic is not always the best idea
check out the fundraiser
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jomeimei421 · 4 months ago
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SO… ORVLA TRAILER CAME OUT THEY GAVE YJH A GUN
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was-house-fruity · 3 months ago
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Was House fruity this episode?
Season 8, episode 19: The C-Word
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Verdict: FRUITY
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brokenrefraction · 2 months ago
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alright my dearest and humblest most sincere brother, imperator of this sleep-nurse tumblr dot come popolus. the time has come
it was either in two business days or the last ask you receive determines it
its the time. unearth to everyones eyes the body pillow of dr welcome smile corporation creation. i will await with open arms. god fucking damknit why does it have to be when i cant spa m relbog ts cus my phone is on charge
sigh. welp. you guys asked for it. I TOLD YALL ITS CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT LYING WHEN I SAY ITS CRINGE fuck my stupid life
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feel free to kill me now
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i need my amisulpride
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