#;; kasper’s posts + 🍨

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TODAY IS THE DAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LOVELY WIFEY WIFE

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hi homos btw i am an aspenfrosten enjoyer and supporter if you donut like thst go uhhhh go away or smth also i will laugh at you so hard if you are endo because uuhhhhh fuck you

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funniest thing just happened. hit the story climax and then all i hear is just xingqiu starting his idle line “i never embark on a journey without a good book to accompany me” i just broke into hysterics oh my god

xingqiu people almost died

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OH MY GOD

DID THEY PREDICT THIS FROM THE LIYUE QUESTLINE???

HUH

DEAR GOD

childe please fight your inner demons by yourself i can’t handle the pressure

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i was gonna use a template for this but i thought it’d be better to do it this way so:

our systems current fronters in court for their crimes

Archen (He/They) : *flirts with judge and fails, getting a worse sentence*

Dice (He/They) : *tries to bribe the judge and fails*

Dorie (He/They) : “your honor, it was just a prank bro.”

Kasper (Host, He/It) : *cries in court and pleads innocence*

Lilivane (He/Him) : *kasper’s lawyer, definitely knows he did it though.*

Neuvillette (He/Him) : the judge

Malachite (He/Him) : “oh yeah i totally did it. and i would do it again.”

The Overseer (He/It/They) : the whole jury. like literally all of them.

Tyoma (He/Him) : *writes a love poem to the judge and serenades him, fails harder than archen*

Vyril (He/Him) : *he definitely did it but was found innocent somehow.*

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every day is a struggle (vocaloid kinsidering returns)

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blog retheme let’s go girls

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@sink-water i have your tuna

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women want me. i want women. fish fearful

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life is boring put me in situations with fictional men.

(cough cough d.iluc vore)

i’m on a wild ride in my brain guys

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kinda rhyme anima spoilers i guess?

but anyways, hypmic g/t fandom, if you’re out there, and i know i’m probably late to the party, but how are we holding up guys?

like they don’t just drop this and expect me to not foam at the mouth like a rabid animal

first hitoya (my bbg) then this like.

i’m normal i promise

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so i finally unlocked the rest of the dollhouse story (after a year but it’s fine) and

this is scratching two itches in my brain simultaneously and idk which to post about (midori gets me)

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i win in life

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wow first actual post and not a reblog for who knows how long!

this is a reminder my blog is an endo UNfriendly space. if i see you i will not hesitate to shit on you and laugh to your face then block you. it’s really fucking funny how dumb you guys can be

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i’m sick and dying i literally just.

i feel like shit idk why

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i have a vent blog that i could be posting on but i don’t really care. i feel like i’m dying rn. i don’t know what happened. i had a coffee this morning and then next thing i know i’m shaking and frantically scribbling biblical angel designs in my science notes. i had a horrible relapse and tried to make myself bleed for the hell of it. i didn’t end up doing that but still. i don’t have any intent of cutting off my life subscription btw. but when my dad hit the middle thing in the car (dashboard?) i went into a full blown panic because once when i was a kid he broke my lampshade for accidentally hitting it and i didn’t even move i was just yelling in distress his voice was making me upset more

no point of this post. just a frantic life update. i’m gonna take a bath, wash my face, and drink some water