#<333 thank you for the ask I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. RAHHHH

[littencloud9]

since you want more kunichuu: 2, 6 & 11 for the ask + your fluffiest & silliest hcs for them <3

hehehe HELLO!!

2. What their love letters look like

so fucking cheesy it is disgusting. i like to think chuuya mails kunikida letters along with the random gifts he sends him like: hi pretty boy <3 these are for you! hope work is going well xoxo. and then kunikida reuses those letters by turning them into flowers or something similar and gifting them to chuuya when they get home

6. How they decorated their bedroom

chuuya being a neat hoarder is important to me. their bedroom has so much clutter. it drove kunikida a little crazy at first but then he got used to it and started adding even more things. they’re both sentimental losers so lots of photos and mementos (movie tickets, keychains, postcards etc). also kunikida gifted chuuya a tiny dog plushie and it sits on their massive bed, tucked in every morning

11. What their first impression was of each other

kunikida: mafia executive nakahara chuuya. i need to be wary of him. he is, as i’ve heard, feisty and feral and has a huge temper and. oh, he’s smiling. he’s kind of cute. NO—

chuuya: stuck-up. boring. agency’s second in command. tf is he so tall for. dazai’s new partner UGH whatever. i dont even care— why the HELL did he just blow up!!!! …why was that kind of cool. fuck????

aaand have some pre-dating but definitely pining hcs because i am WEAK!!

chuuya had that childish urge to tug on kunikida’s ponytail one (1) time. yes they gave in. no they didn’t regret it

kunikida HATES that kenji and chuuya get along so well. until he saw chuuya genuinely laughing with kenji, to which he dropped his pen over it and it stopped working forever

neither of them are very touchy before dating, but it is noted that they shake hands after joint meetings a little longer than necessary

kunikida had a nose piercing that closed up and when chuuya found out they got stars in their eyes

chuuya didn’t know how to deal with his feelings at first. cue to a LOT of pacing on the ceiling and cursing kunikida out

after the initial disapproval, kunikida gained a lot of respect for chuuya and speaks of them highly. in a Purely Civil And Work-Appropriate Way of course

they went to karaoke for whatever reason with some other characters. chuuya sang a romantic rock ballad while looking straight into his eyes and kunikida had to leave the room

chuuya, after a meeting: of course, pretty boy. see you next time [insert cool wave and wink]

chuuya, the moment kunikida is out of sight: ?;!;!;&(!&.:!;& WHY DID I SAY THAT

kunikida is terrible at understanding pick up lines. chuuya thought he was just rejecting him really nicely. until they start dating and they brought it up and kunikida is like ?? you were FLIRTING?? and chuuya’s like ?? YOU COULDN’T TELL???

i dont know how to end this so last one: chuuya offhandedly mentions some complicated math equation he does for his ability to work and kunikida falls in love

[marylily-my-beloved]

what are some of your favorite marylily headcanons? you don’t have to answer this if you don’t want to :)

MARYLILY MENTIONED RAHHHH (ik this is soooo late im sorry)

OK SO I HAVE SO MANY MARYLILY HEADCANONS <3 and these are obviously some of my favorite ones <3 hope you like them <3

OK. ummmmm they had like matching jewerly, but it was matching the other persons style of jewerly. So Mary wore silver and stars, while lily wore golden and pearls. I LOVE IT SUE ME ITS JUSY AHAHAHHHHEOWFJCFBJREPIFFKVC

i love marylily rasing harry sooooo much, because they would love him so much, it would be soo hard for either of them to be strict with him if it wasn't about his safety, so he practically got everything he wanted

In any stressful situation Mary would just shut down and Lily would overanalzye everything and get everything wrong, they are like the worst team possible to help with anything stressful, but they try

When they both realized they liked women they would only listen to wlw music, and then they got together and just found a completly new music taste

They would always give each other little trinkets when they used to travel during their school years, even if they didn't travel they would try to get each other little somethings. how they didn't realize they were in love is beyond me

Lily is such an early riser in my head, so she always woke up earlier than Mary and give her a little kiss and write her a little note for her to wake up to AHIWEHUIWEJWIFVJFUEIHSO

When they came out to Marlene and Dorcas, they were not surpirsed, a lesbian can find a lesbian.

I feel like the first they bonded over something serious it was kind religuois truama? like in my head they bonded first because of the religious truama they both shared because they were lesbians.

lesbian genderfluid Mary & pansexual transfemme Lily have my heart <333

thank you so much for thsi ask i love asks so much <3333 and also I am obessed with all your headcaons and everything you do. I admire you <3

(ps some of these are reused lol)

[satoruxx]

RHEYA :333 for the ask game!! 🐶🍪☕️ <- these r all extremely important 2 me…….

(also ily sending a pocket sized toji to ur location rn <33)

RAHHHH ARIIIIIII MY LOVE HELLO HELLO !!!! i am humbly thanking you for pocket sized toji he's so cute i need him :33

🐶: are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

ofc i think cats are adorable but i'm 100% a dog person !! i love them they're so cuddly and cute and loyal :33 i have a special liking for big dogs i just love how sweet they can be (i also have a big doggy of my own and he's the literal love of my life so maybe i'm a bit biased). but yes dog person for sure i love lil puppies sm <33

🍪: if you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

lmaoooo chocolate chip just bc i think i'm a lil basic and maybe a lil bit boring since i don't tend to be crazy adventurous! i'm not overly different nor do i stand out much, so i think i'd pick a flavor that's simple and classic! but also chocolate chip never gets old and it's so good hehe !! (i was tempted to say oatmeal just to start a war bc i know some people hate oatmeal cookies, but i do actually really like them)

☕️: coffee or tea?

i don't drink either of them too often but i'd probably say tea! coffee is good but it does nothing to keep me awake so i don't usually turn to it. plus i always like it sweet so if it's too bitter i don't enjoy it much lmaooo. tea is good though and i always feel really refreshed after drinking it so i'd say i like it a lil more than coffee hehe :33

ask game

[fatuismooches]

FUCK I TOTALLY FORGOT TO SEND YOU AN ASK ABOUT THE FIC... i just got hit full force but like 89831 different fucking projects all at once MY BAD POOKIE BUT UGHHHHHHH oh my god.... part 2??? yes.. all of it is soooo YESS

YESS you visualized everything what you've been talking about how reader would react when they first wake up after centuries and honestly hella realistic EVEN THOUGH I JUST WANNA HOLD READER AND KISS THEIR FOREHEAD 😭😭😭

reader interacting with the segments has my HEARTTT oh my god.. especially omega.. he's SUCH A DEVIOUS MOTHERFUCKEGUJK,,, also reader naming the segments UGHHH i adore that idea so much pleaseee ,, i love how the segments who didn't give a shit suddenly changed their minds when reader said they wanna give them names... THE SWITCH UP AND THE IMMEDIATE DENIAL...

READER MEETING BABY ZANDY ,,, FUCKINGG hell got me sooo soft i wanna hold baby zandy and treat him soo nicely 🥹🥹

ALSO YESS omgg,,, this part has me sooo fucking soft like reader making friends??? with the other harbingers??? i love it... omg they'd be such good besties with columbina,, i think pantalone helps reader adjust to present time as well, especially with it comes with money or the economy (if you ever ask him about it)

but oh.... to top it all off nicely, you gotta sneak in some subtle angst!!! smh... (im so proud of you tho!! like yasss sis feed me sad shit >:333) poor scara and reader :( i think they would've gotten along if reader wasn't dottore's lover n' scara wasn't dottore's experiment ,,,

ALL IN ALL. fuck you pookie im not excited for the next two parts (im kidding I AM IM JUST... NOT READY... pleas epost it next year so i'll be ready enough thank you /jjj) NO SERIOUSLY THIS TIME,, THIS WAS SOOO GOOOD and i love it so much, really popped off honestly (evil laughs because it's dottore)... like im soo happy to see how much you've grown esp thru writing !!!

have a good day pookie, im going back to my grave where i died for the next few days 💗💗

ALSO I WAS GONNA SEND IN ANOTHER DOTTORE IDEA but i fucking forgot again. FUCKS SAKE i hate not writing shit down...

POOKS DONT EVEN WORRY!! Just make sure to take care of yourself ok?? School can really be an ass i understand-

BUT OMG GRENFRG AHHH YOU'RE MAKING ME SMILE TOO MUCH POOKIE AHHWQ I'm so happy you liked it 🥺 BUT NGL I WANNA GIVE READER THE BIGGEST HUG TOO 😭 i put them through too much don't i 😭 dw they will be getting Dottore comfort next chapter!!

Bro i love writing Omega as a devious mf so much 😭 IM SO GLAD U LIKED THAT PART BC I WAS GIGGLING TO MYSELF ABT HOW THEY DGAF ABT THINGS BUT THEN SUDDENLY THEYRE INTERESTED WHEN UR A PART OF IT

AND YESSSS READER MAKING FRIENDS RAHHHH that part was probably really long for a Dottore fic but. i feel like having friends is so important and fragile reader really deserve some niceness in their lives 🥺 AND OMG NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT. Fragile reader would be freaking blown away from inflation. i don't know how prices were four hundred years ago but they would probably be shocked to their core when they see how much expensive things are now?? imagine fragile reader trying to stop Dottore from buying things for them because of how expensive things are now, and they're having flashbacks to being a broke Akademiya student 😭 And Dottore is just honestly finding it amusing to see you freak out and beg him to save his money (it's okay, he's a Harbinger he's loaded) (as long as he's not spending it on experiments)

BUT YEAH MAYBE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE... reader and Scara could have been friends :( we'll never know... but yasss i will continue to feed you sad shit >:) hehe I CANT WAIT TO POST THE FINAL PART!! ngl the ending of the fic was like. the first thing i wrote for it because it hit me and i was like i CANT forget this. im telling you pookie its gonna be pretty juicy. BUT THANK YOU YOU'RE BEING SO KIND AHHH it's really sweet of you. thank you for being here for so long in my writing journey (and my descent into Dottore madness) ily 🥺

[tojisun]

(simon ask anon again hope it doesn't bother u)

okay im going to try to make this one not so long: THE DAD JOKES you can't imagine how hard those dumb jokes made me laugh bc it was the last thing i thought would come out of him but that made them even better n the rest of interactions in that mission are just as magnificent i love his dynamic w johnny <3

"his size makes me feel small but in a safe and tender way" YES YES YES YOU COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER "he's your safety but you r his home" how does it feel to KILL MD OMG GIRL IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE DW

my friend you truly understand me (⁠´⁠;⁠︵⁠;⁠`⁠) it makes me happy to see im not alone on this insanity n im here to warn you that it can get worse,,, saw you talking of price N DONT LET ME GET STARTED I LOVE HIM TOO RRRR 🐺 rmbr how i said that simon would understand me? well price would FIX me. and i don't doubt it for a even second. he's literally the perfect man: big, older, hairy.... just imagine being his good girl ㅠㅠ

IT DOESNT BOTHER ME AT ALL SWEETHEART!! tbh im loving this correspondence sm 🥹🫶🏼 love u

NO FR I DIDNT EXPECT IT! WHEN I FIRST HEARD IT, I THOUGHT IT WAS THOSE INCORRECT QUOTES AND THEY (OPs) HAVE HCs THAT THESE COD CHARACTERS ARE SAYIN IT BUT NOPE ITS LEGIT HIM 😭

the one about the dog killed me fr omg i was on the floor giggling bc wtf actually. AND YEA his dynamic w soap is so RAHHHH my fave gotta be that time when johnny said “fuckin brits” after ghost asked him to make a cup of tea HXJSIDOS theyre so funny oh my god i need them

AHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! tbh im speaking amidst all my projections so im super glad that it makes a whole lot of sense <333

NO BECAUSE :((( ghost never had anyone to call family – no place to call home – until he met you. he thought that yk he’s just gon live his life in war because thats what hes damn good at AND THEN HE MET YOU AND NOW HE HAS REASONS TO LIVE. REASONS TO LOVE :((( i need him happy. i need him to be loved tenderly and carefully and gently, but also passionately and encompassing-ly. HE DESERVES IT!!!!

wdym it can get worse- ANON WDYM

OMG THE THING ABOUT PRICE?? YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. big burly man whose voice rolls off his tongue with the viscosity of molasses, his warm hands wide as it holds you and presses you to him, his lips always pressed onto your skin because he loves kissin you?? THE WAY god the way he murmurs his praises on your skin or swipes at the apple of your cheeks or the way he pulls you to his lap??

RAHHHHHHHHHHH stop anon (dont stop) I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE