#@uber

[emarket-ireland]

Robotaxi Service Launches in 15 New Cities Worldwide

[jezebelenabler]

Being drunk off your ass and checking your Uber app again, the phone screen giving you double vision. The black sedan that’s parked against the curb must be your ride. You bid your friends a goodbye hug and open the door, sliding into the back with a polite smile.

Your Uber driver makes no move to speak to you, just stares holes into your very being before pulling off and merging into the traffic on the street. Not being talkative is fine, but openly smoking a cigarette during the ride might be a reason to knock off a few stars.

“Hey,” you interject, leaning forward to tap his shoulder and being met with unyielding mass.

“You missed the exit,” you slur, inhibitions too far gone too panic. Too trusting. Too complacent.

He doesn’t even turn his blinker on, hanging a sharp right turn that presses your body against the passenger door and has you scrambling to sir up right. He laughs, the only thing breaking the silence in the car since he’s apparently a sociopath who drives with no music.

“I know my way home just fine,” he rumbles out, the bass in his voice settling deep in your gut.

Your phone buzzes against your thigh,

Uber: Hey where are you

Uber: I’m not waiting all night

Uber: Your driver has canceled the ride, we will connect you to another driver.

Your head snaps up to the man in the driver’s seat, panic rushing into your veins as he pulls into a driveway which is certainly not yours.

Simon doesn’t believe in fate, but who is he to look a gift horse in the mouth?

[queddadraw]

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m too gullible with people. I’ll have encounters and be like “aw they seemed nice ☺️” and then everyone around me will be like NONONONONO THAT WAS THE DEVIL!!!!!!!

[pekennabohm]

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[cantpickyourgenre]

I do think after Eddie gets back Buck has a bit of a moment where he's thinking to himself, "I do NOT want to move out, but this is weird, right?" and so he keeps making plans to get out of the house at least every other night because he wants to give Eddie and Chris space. But Eddie insists on driving him in Buck's truck to and from these events For Reasons. It starts with Eddie dropping Buck off at Madney's for dinner and Buck sends him a silly little text that says, "driver played weird music 3/5 stars" and Eddie just responds, "heaven forbid anyone try branching out past Springsteen" and Buck smiles a little. And then it just becomes Their Thing. Buck gets dropped off at the gym and he sends a little, "good snacks. 4/5 stars" and Eddie responds, "you brought the protein bar, you weirdo :)" Buck gets dropped at the bar to meet up with Ravi and sends the already typed out message, "driver can change a tire soooooooooooooo fast. 4/5 stars" and Eddie says, "I didn't even do that this time, Buck." followed up by, "damn, what does a guy have to do to get 5 stars?" and Buck just sends back ";)" and when Eddie picks him back up and brings him home, a little tipsy but NOT drunk Buck sends, "driver knew the fastest way to get to my house. 5/5 stars" and Eddie responds (even though they're two feet apart) "OUR home, Buck :)" followed up with "but thank you for the 5 stars, knew you'd come around eventually." and when Eddie drives them into a shift, after his first real fight with Chris post-Texas, its fine, they worked it out, but Eddie is still a little shaky. Buck allows his brain to not overthink and sends, "driver looks like human, beautiful, golden sunshine even when he's a little upset. 5/5 stars"

[kettle-bird]

Don’t be Fran-tic… If you're Jones-ing for a good time... Remember to Bea... Joyful!

(This update was so good it finally got me to do fanart for this project I LOVE these guys)

[catchymemes]

[jebunkle]

sleepy time with chrysos heirs heh, gn!reader, written before finishing 3.0 ahaaa

imagine aglaea sitting on her velvet sofa, threading her nimble fingers through your scalp, combing through your hair. her loving gaze is locked on your restful face, a look of pure admiration. she lifts one of her hands to slide over your cheek, circling the pad of her thumb over your soft skin.

as you slowly stir from her gentle caresses, she whispers a soft command to you. “my dear,” she looks into your barely opened eyes, “return to your slumber. i am right here.” her sultry voice flows through your ears, placing what seems to be a sleepy spell over you. your hand reaches up to graze aglaea's, her jade colored eyes soften at your tired touch.

think of the airy chuckle that phainon emits after accidentally waking you up for the third time. he can't help how ethereally peaceful you look while asleep, he can't help the way his hands automatically drift to cup your face, and he can't help how his stomach does flips by just looking at you. the early dawn shines through the curtains of you and phainon's abode, signaling that it was now morning and there was work to be completed;

despite this, phainon didn't have the heart to shake you awake. he knew that there were duties for both you and him to carry out, but isn't it so much nicer to lay at home with his sweetheart? “go back to sleep, love.”

mydei's typical intense gaze is abnormally gentle as he stares at you. the rhythmic rise and fall of your chest against his torso is practically a lullaby to him, yet he can't fall into slumber, due to the fact that he'd rather die again then pry his eyes from your tranquil form.

why can't he seem to rest normally when with you?

instead of his answer coming as he ponders, he hears the slightest mumble from you. mydei immediately glares at your face, searching for a hint of awakeness, but finds himself to be oddly relieved when he sums it up as sleep talking. hesitantly, he brings his hand to your back, massaging soft patterns into the skin. “what're you doing to me?” he mutters in a false annoyance.

thank u @/enchanthings-a & @/hyuneskkami for the dividers :p

if you enjoyed this, like/reblog so i know if i should make more!!! experimenting rn

[parisoonic]

its not my fault i keep playing against Daniel Day-Lewis mfs

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[bamsara]

If you're stressing out about a part of the writing process for fanfic to the point where it's not fun anymore, just don't do that part

Post that fanfic with 1000 grammar and spelling errors. Make your characters OOC and give it a Mary Sue. It is a hobby you're sharing not a literature assignment you have to turn in by midnight

[shart-factory]

sorry boss i'm gonna be late to work. yeah no my uber digested me. yeah, i know we're short staffed, it's just that i don't have skin anymore. or eyes. yeah sorry about that.

[pekennabohm]

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[look-is-iconic-my-ibs-is-chronic]

Delivery keeps getting lost.

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

i’m enjoying myself thus far