#[ also this is SO self indulgent and i DONT CARE ]

[mayhasopinions]

fluttershy and her normalest wife

[thefreshprinceofjunes]

riku kingdomhearts is gay: a gifset

bonus data-riku:

and one based on some post i cant find now with the line ‘is he... you know [puts hand on hip]’

[katkalis-the-fanartist]

Uh oh zomboss crushes on a human and wants to marry them and rule neighborville beside them- 😳

[lagtrained]

stp but some edaters or something (aka stp but i made it nightcord :3)

[scootatwoni]

Ok I have a couple of wakuu headcanons cookin in the ole noggin but I'll share my favorite one so far:

This is inspired by one of the post-marriage dialogues you can get with Wakuu, where he tells the player he bought his dad new yellow boots, but is pretty sure he won't bother to wear them.

My hc is that, yeah, Wakuu and Wataru still have their disagreements. Wataru still won't budge on certain things (especially new yellow rain boots). But if the farmer gives him those new boots? You will see him wearing them the very next day.

He is an absolute softie for his son's partner/spouse (even if it doesn't seem like it because he's still got his gruff edge)

And it's equal parts confusing, frustrating and endearing for Wakuu. But what Wakuu doesn't know is that Wataru gets soft because he's happy he gets to see his son happy w/ someone. It warms his stormy heart!

[moxymaxing]

whatever. old man yuri blast 💥

[dreamsy990]

my laptops like super fucking dead and its gonna be a couple days before i can get a new one so uh. have a ghost roxas au doodle from procreate instead. returning to my roots i suppose. do not ask me to explain the story context for this or whats going on because i will not explain ok. you can figure it out yourself <-( theres absolutely not enough information for you to figure it out for yourself )

[redgemwink]

i did write a selfship fic w kaoruko but idk if ill upload it to ao3 bc u know how mean ppl r abt selfship lol

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Scrolled through my blog extra fast bc i was looking for some refs (for gerome) and completely forgot i drew human 🍕head; i cannot believe that white man actually jumpscared me 😭

[cathalbravecog]

i'm the antonymph of the internet

[jadewritesficshere]

18+only Thinking about best friend!Eddie who is absolutely in love with you. Who is too afraid to say anything because he'd rather be friends and be near you then risk losing you. Eddie would much rather sit and hold your hand as friends then sit alone holding nothing. His stomach turns at the thought of losing you. So he bats his eyes and flirts with others, just so you don't find out he loves you and leaves, because everyone he's loved has left (Wayne being the exception, and he's pretty sure he's just a burden to Wayne even if Wayne does love him).

And one night you're sitting on the couch watching a movie together. A movie that was really bad. You both had been cracking jokes about the terrible acting and the poorly written script. Suddenly, the woman in the movie was on her knees in front of the man. Eddie practically can feel the energy in the room change. The woman on screen is uh very enthusiastic and the man seems very uh pleased, but Eddie can only hear them as suddenly the ceiling is very uh interesting? You smack his arm and laugh at the over dramatics, but he can't help but thinking about what it would sound like if it was you. The groan that slipped past his lips was entirely accidental. You heard it all the same, turning to look at him. "Oh? This excite ya big boy?" You chuckle at him and he flips you off.

Yes, he was "excited". Excited at the thought of you looking up at him giving him the biggest doe eyes and pleading look. Looking so eager for him. Eddie feels like a bad friend, but at the same time he can't help but imagine how your hands would feel wrapped around him. "Eddie?" Your voice cuts through his thoughts, and he notices you have paused the movie. He groans at the picture and covers his eyes, because of course you paused it on the image where the woman has her mouth wrapped around the guy.

"You okay?" You motion to his very evident bulge," You uh gonna take care of that?" Eddie can't tell if you're making fun of him or just feeling awkward, but it makes him frustrated all the same. "Oh yeah, course I will. Not like you would, though it is your fault," Eddie inhales at what he just said and hears you scoff," My fault?" Of course, Eddie can't say "oh my BFF I was just thinking about you sucking me off". He goes for what he can say," well you are the one who chose this...this porno!" You laugh indignantly, " This isn't porn!" "Oh, so you watch porn now huh?" "Yeah, I've rented a video before." Eddie's mind is melting. You've rented a video before? You probably got off to it and-

His dick twitches and he slaps his hands on his knees,"Well I'm just gonna go take care of this and-" he starts to get up but you push him back onto the couch,"Oh no you don't." Eddie blinks a few times looking at you as you slide off the couch and kneel in front of him,"What uh whatcha doin'?" "Well, if it's my fault then I'm gonna fix it."

Eddie is pretty sure he's in a coma and dreaming this fantasy. Maybe he died and he gets to see all the things he wished would happen play out in vivid detail. Either way, Eddie is counting his lucky stars his imagination has always been good, because you're unzipping his pants. He lifts his hips to help aid you in pulling his pants and boxers down. You make a hum that he really hopes is approval as you touch his dick. Eddie bites his lip and tries to hold back his moans as you spit in your hand and then slide your hand antagonizingly slow up and down his length. "I want to hear you," you smirk up at him and he wants to say something but your mouth is on him and the moan falls out of his mouth before he can hold back. Your mouth feels amazing, and all other thoughts leave his head. All he can think about is you. He murmurs your name every so often, along with "oh please" and "don't stop".

It all ends too soon for him, Eddie doesn't even have time to warn you before he's cumming down your throat. You pull back when he whines from the oversensitivity. Eddie would say something but he doesn't want to ruin this moment. You're still kneeling in front of him, grinning up at him, and kissing his inner thigh. He has half a mind to just haul you up and kiss you and kiss you and kiss you. But he'll wait....wait until you say that's what you want. Once you give him the okay though, he is never letting you go.

[orcelito]

I'm probably too much of a vashwood shipper to ever write a trigun fic without them dating, BUT ALSO I really do love vashmeryl so fuckin much. Obviously the solution to this would be to write polygun so I can have the best of both cakes AND ALSO merylmilly AND ALSO wolfwood with the girls. See there's literally no losing.

If only my writing energy wasn't so goddamned limited lol

[gifti3]

another thing I enjoy about asmos character is that we get hints about some of his past romantic relationships

Im sure the other brothers have engaged with others in the past but actually getting to read about it is interesting to me

[amasdoodles]

does anyone else ever get confronted with the hag version of themself that was forced inside them by their aunt, and then beat it to a bluddy pulp before sealing it back inside yourself?

[swordsmans]

finished writing the last section of The New ZoLu Fic on my work break today................ tonight after ~job 2~ i will finish the epilogue, then i'll update with the final wordcount. accounting for a few days of line edits and possible beta-reading..... it will be up in its entirety by this weekend.

i am almost free

[loser-jpg]

Leona and Dee drabble bc im sore from workouts and felt like writtin this

4 years after Dees graduation from NRC (i dont feel like doing any other world building other than that lol):

The first thing Leona heard waking up from his nap was the sound of keys outside the door. Normally the sound of the door opening would follow, but as usual it took Dee a solid half a minute to actually figure out which way to turn the key to unlock the door. Leona didn't understand why he insisted on locking the door every time he left, but it was funny to hear the same grumbles of annoyance every time Dee came back from wherever he went.

Their shared apartment wasn't that large, neither of them were actually fond of too big a living space, so Leona only had to shift himself slightly on the couch to be able to see Dee closing the door behind him.

"Ughhh." Leona watched as Dee kicked off his shoes and threw his phone and keys onto the table. His face was more red than normal and his hair had curled up around his face from sweat.

"Everything hurts." Dee face-planted into the chair to the side of the couch, his legs dragging onto the floor.

"What happened to you?" Leona laughed to himself as Dee turned his face to look at him with fake misery.

"You know how I said I should start working out?" Dee let out another fake whine as he turned his face back into the cushion, too lazy to finish his sentence.

"Well at least I won't have to hear you complaining about not being strong anymore."

"Yeah but you'll have to deal with me complaining about endless pain."

"The soreness will go away if you keep with it. Go ice, it'll help."

Dee pulled himself up enough to sit in the chair properly only to throw his head back to complain more "But I don't wanna ice! It takes so long and I gotta position myself uncomfortable to make the bag stay."

"Well at least go shower. You smell like shit."

"Thats the smell of muscle baby~" Dee groaned as he lifted himself up and trudged his way through the apartment. Leona also pulled himself off the couch and toward the fridge in the kitchen area. Dee was going to be starving in about ten minutes and a combination of not wanting to hear more complaining and kinda feeling nice today made Leona decide to make lunch for the two of them.

"Leftovers? Really?" Dee stared at the reheated remnants of the previous nights dinner. The dinner he made.

"You should be happy I even made you anything."

"Oh I am so blessed, you stuck a plate in the microwave for fifteen seconds for me." Despite his sarcasm, Leona watched Dee sit down and start shoveling food in his mouth the second he was done talking.

"It actually took thirty seconds."

"Oh now thats effort." Leona laughed as Dee struggled to talk with a mouth full of food.

"Food first. Then talk." Leona sat down across from Dee and also started to eat. Admittedly almost as fast and messy as his partner, but at least he had the decency to not talk with food in his mouth.

"Don tell me wah ta do." Leona looked up at Dee with a disgusted look, which only made Dee snicker at him. To Leona that stupid grin was recognizable in almost every situation. Food related or not.

Dee dumped his plate in the sink to wash later before walking over to the couch and laying down right where Leona had been earlier.

"Hey- no that's my spot." Leona set his plate in the sink as well and also made his way to the couch.

"Move your feet, lose your seat." Dee smiled that stupid grin again, before turning away from Leona.

"Oh, we'll see about that." Before Dee could protest Leona had grabbed him around the stomach and pushed him off the couch, reclaiming his spot with confidence.

"Hey! You tryna put me in more pain?!" Dee's face shot up from the ground into view, but the rest of him stayed sitting on the ground.

"Suffer." Leona yawned before shifting himself on the couch, planning to resume his nap from before Dee got home.

"Rude."

"hmm."

Suddenly Leona felt a weight on his torso and looked down to see Dee shoving his way into the space between Leona and the back of the couch.

"Seriously?"

"We share rent, we can share the couch."

"I pay more of the rent than you do."

"I still pay some of it." There it was. Stupid grin again.

"...Fine." Dee snickered as Leona readjusted himself so the two of them could lay comfortably on the couch. Though if he knew this was gonna happen he woulda just moved his nap to the bed.