#[ shitposting ] fuck ya chicken strips

[walkedfire-a]

ENDLESS EDITS OF BUCK . DONT REBLOG UNLESS MUTUALS

[weirdingone]

Me, eating chicken tenders and fries while watching TikToks: dinner and a show

[sadtm]

me @ all of u 

[biancheng]

 ooc tags.

⁚  εїз ⁛  & the ash in trash //  out of character. 」 ⁚  εїз ⁛  & this bitch empty //  queue. 」 ⁚  εїз ⁛  & i love you bitch //  promos. 」 ⁚  εїз ⁛  & i’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me //  self promo. 」 ⁚  εїз ⁛  & when will you LEARN //  to do list. 」 ⁚  εїз ⁛  & fuck ya chicken strips //  delete. 」 ⁚  εїз ⁛  & road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does //  shitposting. 」 ⁚  εїз ⁛  & look at all of those chickens //  ps shenanigans. 」 ⁚  εїз ⁛  & gimme yo fuckin money //  positivity. 」 ⁚  εїз ⁛  & it’s an avocado.. thanks! //  saved. 」 ⁚  εїз ⁛  & i never fuckin learned how to read //  blog updates. 」 ⁚  εїз ⁛  & what the FUCK is up kyle //  discord commentary. 」

[starfaells]

i heard yall like my shitposts so i’m back with more inner circle memes, but this time with vines

rhys: “how did you take down cassian??” amren: “we shot him in ze legs, because his shield was ze size of a dinner plate and he’s an idiot.”

feyre, filming: “hey what you got there” cassian: “ay you know this boi’s got his free taco-” and proceeds to fall on his ass

elain, reading battery packs: “aa..AAA...AAAAA!!”

mor, from behind the camera: “rhys — rhys! rhys! watch the light!” rhys, after a brief moment of hesitation, smashes the fuck out of the light

cassian: “sup guys this is how i enter my house— SUP FUCKERS!!” feyre: “WHY ARE YOU ON MY PHONE” cassian: “BECAUSE FUCK YO —”

lucien: “get to del taco they got a new thing called fre-FREESH AVACADOO!” wheezing, “FREESH AVAC—”

azriel, properly smashed: “have you ever had a dream that sss ... you want — him — to do — you — so much — you could do anything?”

rhys, at feyre: “i love you, bitch...” (strums guitar he doesn’t know how to play) “i ain’t never gonna stop loving you, biitch.”

feyre: “AAH” mor: “staaph i coulda dropped my croissant!”

rhys, from the backseat: “mor how bout them chicken strips” mor: “FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!!”

azriel: “it’s an avocado! thaanks!”

also azriel: “you know what? i still love myself. even though i look like a burnt chicken nugget, i still love myself.”

nesta, screaming and running crab-like. cassian: “why are you running? why are you running??”

nesta: “uh feyre could you read number 24 for the class?” feyre: “no i can not” whaddup i’m feyre i’m 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read

cassian: “IT’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!! IT’S A WATERMELONE, INSIDE A WATERMELONE!!”

lucien, fimling: “a potato flew around my room before you came” all: screaming

amren, resident linguistics nerd: “so i am confusion. why is this one kansas, but this one is not ar-kansas? america exblain!! exblain!!! what do you mean it’s arkansaw—”

elain: “i love how people are telling me i’m too— nin years old. i’m eleven, so shut the fuck up.”

feyre, about nesta: “bitch called me ugly, i said bitch where, she said under all that makup, i said” drags hand down her face, displays it to the camera “BISH WHERE”

lucien, properly smashed, “look at all those schickens!”

[shitpostblrbackup]

And String Lights: Square Up

[walkedfire-a]

new tags part one

[ character musings ] you bleed just to know you're alive

[ headcanons ] sorry for leaving and growing up

[ ooc ] WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE

[ shitposting ] fuck ya chicken strips

[ in character ] your boldness stands alone amongst the wreck

[ prompts ] i never meant to start a fire

[ isms ] i burned down la and you left me there

[ other ] edits

[ other ] keep tag

[ visage ] born to rain clouds when they blew the flame out

[ aesthetics ] i'm not dying but i bleed now

[ other ] mun things