i wanna uproot my whole life and just move somewhere
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We've all been played for fools, jon and martin never ended up in those computers they ended up where no one could've possibly thought they'd end up: therapy
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I think the problem re: Tumblr Blaze is that people VASTLY underestimate how big this website is and how many different people with different interests are here. They think the little communities they’re a part of are much larger and more encompassing than they really are and their posts are going to mostly reach people who share the same interests than they’re going to reach people who don’t care about the subject in the slightest and WILL tell them to jump off a bridge and die as soon as it crosses their dashboards.
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HAHA I AM DONE TEACHING FOR 3 MONTHS
I'm so excited to have coherent thoughts and write like a typewriter falling down the stairs get ready for two big fics this summer and God knows what else !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get READY
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Rube bullshitting everything on the surface land tour in birthday blowout will forever be my 3rd favorite part of the episode.
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giggling even foolish’s ‘short streams’ are longer than most cc’s normal streams
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adam is the uncle that's pretending not to know why you and bradley have eaten 40 servings of just straight mashed potatoes. johnny is your older brother that's just listening to music on his phone has not touched a single serving of anything on his plate. nick is laughing hysterically at you and bradley being high off your tits and dan is talking like a normal person to the rest of the family.
sounds like thanksgiving with my moms side of the family
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bob belcher voice i am going to kill myself
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there has Got to be a deeper rest than sleep
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My official instance on the “Mario’s video game voice is too grating and cartoony to use in a feature-length movie with lots of dialogue” argument people are throwing around now is “SpongeBob has been in three feature-length movies.”
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i’d like to sleep eventually, but the fam is watching baseball and being super loud
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