#{ fuck. }

[comradekiwi]

every romantic pairing in bnha is like… you’re my hero. I’m your hero too, and I didn’t know it. don’t leave me, please don’t leave me, let’s be heroes together.

https://x.com/sherurose/status/1754329226763772232?s=46&t=PlMtE6Mw__kc5Wq7Ama4vQ

[kvothes]

what do you MEAN “the very touch of you corrupts” is from supernatural???

[etrevil]

Get yourself someone who'd look in awe at you despite looking like a feral gremlin ✨

[hollow-toy]

they should invent a kind of food that can't go bad or be contaminated in any way shape or form so i can eat a meal without fucking stressing about it

[ahalliance]

i am absolutely fucking deranged about how crowley so clearly replaced the word “couple” with “a group of the two of us” then followed it up with “and we’ve spent our existence pretending that we aren’t.” how you can see azi understands perfectly welll what he means and gets this panicky look in his eyes for it . they spent their existence pretending they weren’t a couple. i need a lie down

[flying-fangirls]

Hey so like. You know how Faroe is the lighter, yeah? How she is the constant source of warmth and light that guides Arthur through the cold, dark, and unknown? And you know how Arthur can never seem to lose the lighter? How she always finds her way back to his side, no matter what happens or tries to pull them apart? And you know how the lighter is the one thing of Arthur's that forces like Kayne cannot touch? How she is the one piece of Arthur that they can never harm or steal away? You know how Faroe can never truly be gone because she is entwined into Arthur's soul? How she is not just Arthur's light, but also his hope, his resilience, his love, his foundation? How she is all the strongest and most beautiful parts of him?

Yeah. Yeah you know that, and I know that. And now Arthur knows that, too.

[togament]

Togame's undercut 😩🤌🏻🤌🏻

oh I have thoughts about his damn haircut 🥵 tysvm anon

a/n: i headcanon togame with an extremely sensitive nape. like, achilles heel type shit. he first discovers this weakness with you.

spicy stuff under the cut. 18+ stuff. MDNI.

‪♡

first time you’ve ever heard togame giggle was when you ran your fingers up his nape to the back of his head, getting a feel of his new cut.

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“what d’you think, baby?” he asks, looking down at you so lovingly with his hands clasped around your waist. he gently sways you while he’s waiting for an answer. he just got his haircut and— fuck. if he looked good then, you’re ready to devour him right now.

might as well.

“lookin’ like a fucking snack is what I think,” you purr, eyelids heavy with need as you snake your arms around his shoulders with one hand grazing his fresh cut. you swear you can feel his hand grope your ass as you do, pulling you flush to him. his clothed bulge already pressing against your heat. he was always fast with it.

“hm. someone’s hungry,” he teases, pressing kisses along your cheek, leading down towards your jawline.

“t-that’s rich coming from you,” you manage to stutter, rolling your hips against his to regain the upper hand. little shit- you can feel him smirking against your skin.

his face is hidden in the space below your neck and he softly giggles before it dies down into a soft growl, playfully dragging his teeth along your skin.

“tryna eat me, doll?” he responds playfully. his hands are behind your thighs now, effortlessly hoisting you with your legs now wrapped around his waist. you were about to respond with some clever quip before your back hits the wall behind you gently his larger hand further softening the blow. you can feel him gently rut his hardness up into you.

“why won’t you take a bite.”

౨ৎ ˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩

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a/n: snuck in a sleep token reference lol kisses u if u get it

[stonerbellybabe]

I’m fucking dead 💀

[visenyaism]

I thought that last comment you got about Ned enabling Robert was really interesting and well-put! I was wondering, do you think after basically painting himself into a corner allowing Roberts behavior for years did Ned have any “good” options to deal with the information that Joffrey was illegitimate? Or like do you think because the “royal bloodline” thing is bullshit anyway Ned would’ve done better to just never tell anybody (since he’s clearly willing to take that kind of secret to the grave anyway)

as the only other person in the whole realm who is hiding a succession-disrupting bastard from robert I really think Ned is kind of talking to himself in a way during his conversation with cersei. it’s why he gets so frustrated at her for not having been a better wife to Robert, because NED was a pretty good wife to Robert, and yet neither of them can stop him from killing their children if he finds out the truth. There’s this direct parallel between being the hands of the king and dealing with an abusive monarch and being the queen and dealing with an abusive husband that I think is pretty interesting to explore.

Ned knows that Robert will just kill Cersei’s kids if he finds out the truth, because Ned knows he would not hesitate to kill Jon. Obviously, he would counsel against it, but Robert would do it, and Ned would disassociate and then go home. He’s trained himself to be a very passive figure in Roberts life while Robert just destroys everything around him so not think there’s anything he can do to stop that act of violence. in his head, he is doing the absolute most that he can by warning her to run. There is no situation in which Ned takes this to his grave. he is too loyal to robert and too society-brained. he copes with the Robert situation by blaming Cersei for Robert’s behavior.

ultimately, I think the commonality between Cersei and Joffrey, and Ned and Jon makes Ned sympathize with Cersei a bit but he’s never empathizing with her at any point. he would sell her out if Robert had lived.

[slidingtroughf1]

THE man:

[ef-1]

oh no. accidental earnest, tender moment between nico and torger mid banter

[perfectlyripeclementine]

thinking about them letting me give them head as a reward at first, and then getting greedy with it. it’s such a treat because they’re normally so focused on my pleasure, they’re normally wanting to be between my thighs, or inside me, or pleasuring me some other way. but today i’m just so ravenous for their taste and as they tease me i manage to say — “please let me taste you. please.” and i can feel the desire run through their body, it’s in the way i say please, in the big eyes i make at them that let them know they can do anything they like with me. but hearing me beg for them softens them and they settle on my face. i moan into their pussy, rolling their clit in my mouth, and they find their rhythm. grinding on me.

i’m… dripping onto the sheets as i taste them. i feel them throb on my tongue and i clench around nothing. i feel them shiver and it makes me squeeze my thighs. maybe they see me squirm, maybe they get a little cocky and they pull my knees open. my clit hard and desperately grinding into nothing. of course they feel me, of course they can tell what tasting them does to my body. and that makes them enjoy it more, and soon they’re flooding my mouth with their pleasure. and i’m hungry for more so i’m moaning and they feel the vibrations and it pushes them deeper and they’re throbbing and coming and shaking in my mouth and i can’t stop sucking on them, could never stop the flow of pleasure they’re giving me.

eventually they slow down, come down on my face. taking their time with themself, giving themself time to ease into the haze of pleasure. they come lie down with me to be in my arms for the aftershock. they reach down to touch me, maybe somewhat idly, maybe just out of curiosity, but their touch makes me jump and squirm and i am soaked. they feel my clit hard and throbbing. just to see what it does they push a finger into me and i come undone. ravenous.

from that moment their relationship to receiving pleasure from me changes. from that moment they know taking my tongue is a way to build me up — they know, they feel in my body, how pleasing them pleases me. and they get cocky with it. pushing me between their legs first thing and coming in my mouth then letting me to go work, satisfied knowing i’ll be wet and squirming for them until they get me again. teasing me until i’m begging to be fucked and saying they just need my mouth first. each time after they take their pleasure they find me so wet, so ravenous and desiring, and they know that their pleasure is my pleasure. they use me to please themself in service to me.

[thesherrinfordfacility]

so... do we finally realize that the metraton chose aziraphale for his plan maybe, in part, because he literally declared war with hell??? by throwing his halo??? which makes him "a leader"

............OH.

[ju-panic]

FUCK im rubbing my clit thinking about you squirting on my face. just standing over me while i kneel at your feet with my face turned up into your cunt, not allowed to touch. i can only stare at your dripping pussy as you touch yourself, my mouth watering so much i can’t even hold it in and start drooling. you only let me move once you’ve soaked my entire face and tits, and i rub your juices into my nipples as i surge up to finally lick into you, getting my tongue deep inside you, making needy, desperate noises that would make you think i’m starving. i clean you up like the good girl i am, lick up every drop of you until my whole mouth and chin are glistening, and maybe i make you come a second time while i’m at it, you drenching me again and having me do my work all from the start. i don’t mind, i don’t mind at all, because drinking you down is my job.

[stewieonthewall]

Azzi just dgaf anymore, and princess wearing P’s shirt today and P wearing Azzi’s fit at the celtics game. I hate people in love (affectionate) 😭

kayla wearing the green sweater too 😭 azzi’s closet the community closet fr

both of them pulling ts at the same time is egregious i hate gay ppl so bad

the funniest part of all this imo is i think azzi looks better in the pink jacket (presumably paige’s) and paige looks better in… whatever that rainbow thing is (presumably azzi’s)

[sicklymuttz]

ugh what the fuck. gay people.