#{ stOP STOP STOP OH MY GOODDDD }

[madame-mongoose]

you aren’t safe btw. you WILL look at these again

its 2am. my back hurts. my leg is alseep. im sweating fucking bullets. and my mind is screaming. this is worse than bees. this is like. fucking rabid dogs ripping and tearing at my brain flesh. im beinf torn apart inside. screaming. inside my head. this is so fucked up. this is so fucked up of you. im going to look at these all night. im going to make these doodles my personality. i loev yourt art so much this is killing me. car accidebt

[crow-the-fox]

Ok so i read this post from @purplebehittindifferent (which was amazing, by the way) and as was predictable, I loved it, and obviously, as the first and #1 ViVi simp fan I was possessed to draw this for those last two lines because they make me mentally ill (click for better quality please)

I love her, they are my life and my muse and I love these little story snippets that Purple keeps feeding us.

Also WHAT? ANOTHER POST ON THE SAME WEEK? am I accidentally becoming consistent? We’ll never know, one day I’ll just disappear for like two months without previous warning

[sleepy-seal]

TEARS OF THE KINGDOM RELEASING ON MAY 12TH I AM SO SO SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS

[star-girl69]

As much as I love overprotective Clarisse which believe me I DO😍😍 am I the only one who kinda wants to see a protective reader if something happens to Clarisse or even Ivy?!

I feel like Clarisse may just sit back and be Yh that’s my girl 🤭

Literally kicking my feet and giggling while writing this

Also I love your writing so much it’s so goodddd I check my phone for any new posts all the time and scream when you do

TYSMMMMM BAE ILY!!!!!! been in a writing slump recently. someone else please write a mind bogglingly good clarisse fic to inspire me again. lord give me strength…

forget the fact this is 2 days late. thank y’all 🙏🙏

anyways officially adding danny to the perfect family bc I DO WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!!!!!

ok so imagine this

clarisse is participating in some sort of contest

like

idk roman gladiators LMAOOOO

but basically it’s like a big tournament? and yk she’s destroying eating it up cooking, whatever you will

finally she gets to like the semi-finals and atp everyone kinda knows she has it in the bag

her opponents are scared

(trust an underground betting ring was formed. everyone who bet on clarisse is thanking the gods and everyone who didn’t is shaking in their boots)

clarisse is happy bc you and the twins (danny and ivy)

are sitting right in the front row cheering her on

and she got a wonderful good luck kiss from you

so not only is she happy and thinking about that but also she’s convinced that she’ll win just bc she got a kiss from you

so the fight starts, ivy is genuinely SCREECHING at the top of her lungs she’s so me she can’t be normal about anything ever

and you and danny are just regularly cheering for her 😭

eventually someone behind you tells ivy to shut up

YOU WHIP AROUND BC WTF???

harshest death glare in the universe. like even zeus would be a little scared.

ivy doesn’t even notice she’s chill

the other person quickly shuts the fuck up.

then you turn back to watch clarisse and the fights just starting, the other dude is scared and knows his ass barely stands a chance

she’s having fun pummeling him

ugh fight scenes are hard to write

so eventually she tosses his ass to the floor

“GO MOM GO GO GO BEAT HIS ASS MOM BEAT. HIS. ASS.”

“IVY STOP FUCKING SWEARING”

and this dude, who’s laid on the ground, who knows he’s cooked, decides the best option is to grab some dirt and throw it in clarisse’s face

and no one was prepared for this

like clarisse was standing over him with her spear at his throat, smile on her face, everyone knew he was done for- THEN HE DECIDES TO PLAY DIRTY AND DO THIS???

like everyone thought clarisse had it in the bag

the rules for this competition were that you’re not allowed to use anything but your person and/or pre-approved weapon(s)

NOT EVEN CLARISSE WAS EXPECTING IT

SO SHES DISTRACTED BY THE FREAKING DIRT IN HER FACE

SO WHEN THIS BITCH KICKS HER SHE GOES DOWN

DEAD SILENT!!!!!!!

EVERYONE GASPS!!!!!!!

whispers in the crowd… “oh bro is cooked…”

(sorry i’m obsessed w saying cooked rn)

and he is cooked

but by someone unexpected.

clarisse is wiping the dirt off of her face swallowing her shame she can’t believe she got distracted and let herself fall she should have saw it coming but suddenly she hears someone screaming

she opens her eyes and sees you menacingly walking towards this dude, who’s still on the ground and scrambling away

and what’s funny it you’re yelling at him like a mother would

the crowd is giggling…

“THAT IS AGAINST THE RULES. WERE YOU NEVER TAUGHT MANNERS??? WERE YOU NEVER TAUGHT DECENCY??? SHAME ON YOU SHAME ON YOUR PARENTS SHAME SHAME SHAME”

clarisse is literally sitting there mouth dropped open when you grab his ear and he HOWLS

dragging him back towards clarisse, he’s kicking and screaming and literally CRYING

“HELP HELP HELP ME HELP SHE CANT SO THIS SHE CANT I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG”

“YES THE FUCK I CAN YOU BROKE THE FUCKING RULES NOW APOLOGIZE YOU LAWLESS SWINE”

“I DIDNT DO ANYTHING PLEASE I DIDNT”

one of the apollo kids who organized the event is looking around (kinda enjoying it) but mostly very scared

“technically you did break the rules… sorry pal…”

“PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME”

obviously, this is the hottest thing clarisse has ever seen in her life.

she’s sitting back on her palms, watching in utter amazement, trying not to bite her lip

someone loving clarisse… that gets her going

someone loving clarisse enough to PROTECT HER??? she’s about to explode. EXPLODE. she’s never needed you so bad in her life LMAOOOO 😭

and this bitch is STILL refusing to apologize

like damn it’s not that hard… it’s not like you have any pride left to speak of you just got dragged around by the ear 😭😭 bro you’re cooked just apologize and get out while you can

AND YOU’RE GETTING FED UP WITH IT TOO

“hey, dumbass, why don’t you look at the stands?”

you point, and everyone follows your finger.

ivy is a literal cartoonish whirl of her pink t-shirt and the white shorts with the little trees on them

danny is holding her back (with ease, might i add he’s strong as fuck 💪)

“i’ll let her out.”

“I DIDNT DO ANYTHING-”

“LET HER OUT”

he barely escapes that attack.

when you finally call ivy off of her attack, she stands next to clarisse, literally growls at the dude, before hugging clarisse

clarisse is still on the ground in utter shock.

she can’t keep her eyes away from you and ivy. she can’t get rid of the GLOWING feeling in her chest

is this… what it’s like… to be loved?

WAHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHH BITCH NOW IM THE ONE CRYING NOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭

danny eventually walks over and helps her up

then they all watch as you smile sweetly at this very traumatized dude and ask if he’s ready to apologize

“IMMSORRUOHGOEE IMSORHR ESEBIMS YORUUE”

(i’m sorry oh gods im sorry i’m sorry”

then you walk over to clarisse, rolling your eyes and mumbling about bad parenting, girl she pounces on you.

kisses you so hard in front of everyone

ivy and danny are hugging each other and shielding each other’s eyes, screaming, begging for you two to stop

“y/n” she breathes as she pulls away “you are… the most amazing mother, the most amazing girlfriend, and literally the love of my fucking life.”

literally twirling your hair “omg baeeeee you’re too sweet 🤭”

(y’all don’t end up leaving her cabin for a LONG time.)

after this clarisse definitely sort of realizes a whole new side of your relationship. seeing you publicly defend her like that, publicly care about her, love her, omg she is going crazy for you!!!

after this incident she definitely stops calling you her gf.

gives you a really pretty ring she got one of the hephaestus kids to make, starts calling you her wife

and nobody better have a problem w that lol or else they got two ares killing machines, one feral attack dog, and a literal mother who is not afraid to drag you by your ear.

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[bandgie]

My goodddd I need more perv best friend Seungmin, pleasseeee

I really 🌿 right now and imaging perv bestie Minnie taking advantage of you in this space for his own pervy things, please I need to see your wonderful thoughts on this 😭

uhhh yes please? why didn't I think of this

MDNI 18+, dubcon, drug use, lacing (oops), fingering, recording without consent, light pussy slapping, cum eating

ᥫ᭡ thoughts...

Seungmin needs to be sedated, he cannot stop being disgusting with you.

You innocently asked him to join a smoke sesh, you had extra and you didn't want it to burn. like a gentleman, he asked to roll it. You happily accepted his offer of course! sometimes you fuck up the paper

when you're not looking, he may or may not slip a little extra something something to get you nice and relaxed, just a little more pliant.

doesn't take long before you're really out of it, groggy as Seungmin props his phone on the coffee table in front of you to hit record. he'll squeeze behind you and pry your legs open, rubbing you through your leggings

oh it feels ssoooo good, humping his hand and gripping the couch cushion beneath you. he rubs in hard, slow circles. round and round until he gets impatient and slips his fingers under your waistband.

you're barely awake when you feel his fingers touch your bare cunt. he plays with the wet folds and gives it a few slaps. he loves watching your body jolt

then his digits slide just a little more down until they press against your entrance. he'll ease his way in, gently pumping his fingers out of you

it's so wet, and you're more groaning than you are moaning. you won't be able to remember this night at all, but seungmin will. how your glossy eyes look into his when he's knuckle deep inside you, how you're drooling from the corner of your mouth

defo eats your cum when you finish on his fingers. even if you're drugged beyond comprehension, you manage to open your mouth for a taste too. seungmin places his cum stained digits on your tongue and watches you suck

gets him sooooo hard, you're still a slut even when you're drugged up. his erection is painful against your back, but he untangles himself from you to stop the video.

you pass out the moment the warmth of his body leaves yours. but you wake up with a horrible headache, dry mouth, and filled pussy.

[spideysbruh]

be with me

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y/n it ain't a fun day at work if im not covered in blood !!!!

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screamyn so excited that she's gonna be in another movie with timothee !! we were all begging for itttt

tchalamet how do you still look so beautiful 😍

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laurieslaurence HIS COMMENTTTT 🥺🥺

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tchalamet Je suis amoureux

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lauriexamy PARENTSSSS

y/n 🥺🥺🥺 I love you

tchalamet liked

paulsarrakis I'll translate- 'I am in love'

scrubscrubtimmy CRYINGGG AWWWW

illiteratewonka I need a girlfriend before I kms

@yn tweeted- HAVE YOU GOT A SWEET TOOTH ?!!!??? 🗣🗣🗣

@ynsgirlfriend replied- LMAOOO is that your fave wonka song 🤔

@yn replied to @ynsgirlfriend- it is soo good and catchy but I think i would be deemed a bad girlfriend if i said one without timmy... so no! 'for a moment' is my fave!!!!

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@realchalamet replied- good choice, baby 😊😊🩷🩷🫶🫶🫶

@wonkastim replied to @realchalamet- HELPPP LMAOOO

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y/n handsy man !!!

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tchalamet can you blame me 🙄

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wonkaswhore BROOOOOOO I GASPED OMG

ynsflorals im loving her happy and in love era

addisonraee y/nnnn I love you

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y/n I played your ep for timmy, he's been singing IVE GOT NOTHING ON BUT THE RADIO for days help

tchalamet okay let's not stretch the truth here ... it's been one and a half days

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tchalamet be with me. out june 7th!!!!!!! made another movie with the love of my life. im really proud of this one.

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y/n and I'll watch.

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saysoyn girl you're literally in it too !!

littletimmy the laurie reference 😭😭 I bet she says it all the time to him.

floralyn IT LOOKS SO FUCKING GOODDDD

timmylaurie I CANT WAITTTT

timotheepaul it seems so romantic omg

rachelzegler ILL BE SEATED DAY ONEEE AHHH

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y/n June 7th!!! our second film together, we fell in love during the first one, what will this one bring?

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giddyyn can't wait for the press tour omg

motivatedyn YESSS IVE BEEN WAITING SINCE YALL WERE ANNOUNCED AS THE LEADS

fluorescentyns I wonder if they got cast BECAUSE they're together 🤔🤔

tchalamet why did you get better pics to post than I did 😔

y/n liked

y/n I like your pics 🫶

blankspaceyn marriage ???🤔🤔🤔

tsgf or a breakup 😁

ynslipgloss okay you're weird.

y/n just posted a story!

caption- June 7th 🤭🤭

@popcrave just tweeted- some newly released behind the scenes photos of @y/n and @realchalamet on the set of their upcoming film 'Be With Me'

@hometoyn replied- in the video it seems like they rly had a lot of fun together 😭🫶🫶🫶🫶

@honeymoonyn replied- THEY ARE SO DAMN CUTE OH MY GODDDD

@ynxtimmy replied-

@y/n just tweeted- COUPLES QUIZ WITH GQ OUT NOWWWW 🫶🫶🫶

@ynscurtains replied- yall are so cute oh my worddd

@goldenyn replied- the way timothee looks at you 🥺🥺

@leextimothee replied- y/n is so goofy she's perfect for timmy fr

@modernyn replied- i love how both of their personalities rubbed off on each other 🫶

@popcrave just tweeted- Timothée Chalamet and Y/n L/n seen getting close while filling their car up with gas.

@ynsfluffysocks replied- they're so real. I would never stop kissing y/n either no matter what.

@medalliayn replied- "getting close" 💀💀😭😭

@fuxkyn replied- getting close or rounding third??

@celebgossi just tweeted- Y/n L/n and Timothee Chalamet at the 'Be With Me' premiere after party.

@sweettoothyn replied- im gonna just join someone else's relationship fr

@timmyxyn replied- ooo yk they're high asl 💀💀💀

@leemarenss replied- watching the movie tmrw I'm so excitedddd

@fuxkyn replied to @leemarenss- it's not that good tbh, timmy carries

@leemarenss replied to @fuxkyn- yeah... you have a weird one sided aggression towards y/n I ain't gonna trust your opinion 💀💀

@wonkastim replied to @fuxkyn- 100 percent on rotten tomatoes so far... letterboxd avg is so high, you're a hater fr !! he ain't gonna date you sweetie!!!

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tchalamet making this movie with my favorite person ever was the best experience in the world. everybody worked incredibly hard on it and it's now out for you all to see. I hope you'll watch and enjoy.

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y/n !!!!!!!

ynslipgloss IT WAS SO GOODDDDDD you guys are amazing

reguluschal yall are like a younger ryan gosling and eva mendes fr

florencepugh you guys absolutely smashed it!!! love you both🫶🫶🫶😍😍😍

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y/n I LOVE YOU I MISS YOU FLO

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y/n Be With Me out nowwww !!! I hope you enjoy it as much as we loved making it.

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tchalamet my girl is a movie star 🥺🫶🫶🫶

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rachelzegler you are literally amazing. chills, I love you

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ynstan JUST GOT OUT OF THE THEATRE WHY DID YALL DEVOURRRRR

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[elswifee]

Jealousy Jealousy

Warnings: violence, drug!use, alcohol!use, future smut, flirty!ellie, dom!ellie, jealous!ellie, bsf!ellie, nerdy!reader,strong language, sub!reader, f!nger!ng (r!receiving), strap!usage (r!receiving), scissoring, angst.. I guess??

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

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On the way to the party Ellie can't seem to stop glancing your way. She thought about the way your thick thighs squashed down on her seat, the way you lips shined every time she passed a streetlight due to your lipgloss, the way your breast looked like they wanted to pop out from your dress.

She was finding it harder to breath, the air seemed too thick, her clothes suddenly felt to tight.

The house came into view, blue, red, and purple lights making it stand out. You were starting to feel nervous, and ellie can sense it. "Baby, you'll be alright, okay. Dina and jesse are gonna be in there too. Just stay with us and you'll be fine, okay?" She assures.

Ellie gets out of the car first, rounding it to open the door for you. As you come out your breast come into view making ellie take a sharp breath. You look up to her asking her if she's okay. She just nods, placing a hand on your waist. When you guys enter the smell of weed, and sweat finds you making you scrunch your nose. Ellie smiles to herself, head up looking for Dina and jesse.

You see Dina waving at you guys with a red cup in her hand. Jesse next to her, eyes low and red with a joint on his hand, smiling. You guys walk towards them, Dina handing you a cap right away. "Oh my God, babes you look soo goodddd!!" Dina shouts, pulling you into a hug. You thank her, complementing her too.

You take a seat next to Ellie. Her scent filling your nose. She's seated, manspread with a cup in one hand and a joint in the other. "Hey doll, want a hit?" She asks, her voice a little groggy. It was attractive. It made your stomach tingle. "Uhh, sure why not. But how do I do it?" You questioned, whispering in her ear feeling a little embarrassed.

A shiver ran the ellies body, making her sit up straight. "Okay so all you have to do is inhale and hold for a few seconds and then exhale,okay?" She brings the blunt to your lips, maintaining eye contact. You open your lips, inhaling, the taste burning your throat. You hold for a few seconds before coughing. "You alright doll?" You nod, reaching for your cup.

Recovering from your hit, you get up, turning around, " I'm going to the restroom,okay." You say, she nods before telling you to come straight back after use. Ellie didn't like having you out of her sight, she liked making sure you were okay. You nod, heading to the restroom under the staircase.

To your luck there was no line. You enter, straight to pee. You then fix your make up, re applying lipgloss. As you make your way back, you bump into a body, a well built body. You go to apologize right away, but the person turns around. A pretty blond girl, with a braid, you recall seeing her around campus. "I'm so sorry, I didn't see where I was going." You say in a loud tone, making sure she hears you. She just smiles at you " what is a pretty girl like you doing walking around alone in a party?"

You go to say that your not alone, turning to see where ellie was. But when you do your heart dips, Ellie with a girl in a skimpy ugly skirt. You just stare at them. Ellie didn't seem bothered by the girl, but she didn't seem to be enjoying the company either.

And then it hits you like a bus. The blond girl is Abby, ellies main enemy. God, ellie hated her with every bone in her body. You never knew why, you always tried to remember to ask her why she hated her so much, but you always ended up forgetting. And a literally a light bulb rang on top of your head.

"Actually, I came with my friends but they seem a little busy, what about you? What are you doing here alone?" You say with a flirty smile. She seems to take a hint, a sly smirk taking over her face. "Ah, I don't know. I was looking for a little stress relief. They say that James parties are the best so I decided to tag along." She says. Just then The Hills by The Weeknd starts to play. You then take her muscular arm dragging her to the living room, passing through sweaty bodies.

"Dance with me?" You ask, turning your back to her front. Placing her hands low on your waist. You sway your hips side to side. You can feel her hot breath on your ear. The weed had taken effect on you by now, you feel dazy, like you're in a dream. Your body feels hot. You feel a heavy gaze on you. You look around finding those green eyes you love so much. You freeze for a second.

She looks pissed, the girl kissing on her neck. But ellie doesn't seem to notice. Her eyes are glued on you, you can basically feel the jealousy radiating off her. The scowl on her face deepens when Abby kisses you cheek. Your face feels hot, a blush creeps up a smile makes their way to your face. You turn around, your eyes never leaving Ellie's.

You turn around, facing abby. Your faces so close. Her eyes staring at yours, so deeply. She has little freckles, you can only tell from this close. Your spare a glance at her lips. It all happens too fast. Her lips come down on yours. An open mouth kiss. Her tongue exploring your spongy walls. Your enjoying this kiss too much.

That is until your being shoved away from abby with a hard push. When you look up Ellie's fist comes up, punching abby right in the nose. Abby shakes her face her nose bleeding. "Oh my God, Ellie what the fuck are you doing?!" You're yelling at this point. Trying to get her off abby. But you end up being held back by Dina. Abby pushes ellie off and punches her square in the jaw, making her stumble backwards.

This is when people start trying to separate them. Jesse get a hold of ellie and another 2 guys hold back abby. "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH HER EVER AGAIN! If I see you touch her, talk to her, get close to her,or even smile at her. I will fucking kill you, Anderson." Ellie's threath has made the room go silent. God, you felt embarrassed. She had absolutely no right to punch Abby, no right to be making threats. Ellie looks around for you but your already at the front door.

"Fuck" ellie whispers before running out behind you.

"Y/n, where are you going?!" She shouts, catching up to you. "Anywhere but near you!" Your mad, you're furious, abby didn't do anything bad. She didn't deserve that. Ellie pulls you buy the wrist. Yanking you back. "I'm sorry." She says, and for a second she sounds sincerely. "Why'd you you?" You ask. She's quiet for a moment. "She was kissing you" She starts. You look at her in question. " Okay that girl was kissing you, and I didn't go up to punch her." You're fast to defend abby. "It bothered me. Seeing you in her arms. Her arms."

"Why do you even care?"

"Why do I care? I care because you don't even know what she does. What she's known for. I care because you're the most important person in my fucking life. I care because you're my best friend, because I fucking love you. But you're too fucking blind to notice."

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[prodbyton]

https://x.com/pervy/status/1674853885838516224?s=46&t=6_S5a7h-rfSWfhsg-Lt9Ag

that is so anton coded i feel like i’m gonna break. he’d be so sweet and condescending OH MY GOODDDD

link (nsfw!!)

him cooing in your ear with a fake innocence while he holds you down with one hand while the other fucks you open… not stopping until you’re crying and shaking, kissing your tears away before he shoves his fingers back into you to make you cum again 🤭

[rattotheimperialcheesegod]

Everytime aphmau makes any of my favs a police officer either in past or present content

another part of my soul shrivels away like...

STOP MAKING KIM A FUCKING COP JESS OH MY FUCKING GOODDDD

[daughterofcainnnn]

I was young and sweet and then something happened. Something overwhelming, something everlasting. Time drags on. I hate him for the time he's gone. I'VE BEEN HERE FOR WEEKS. I'VE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS. I've been here too long, I forgot what stop means.

these lyrics oh my goodddd

[that-starry-freak]

Starry please

i’m turning notifs on for you

ramble to me more about MoonChips /nf /silly

i’m so normal i swear

-💥 (i swear everyone knows who i am when i sign off as this but idc, you know who i am, others don’t lmao)

I know who you are what when??? I was under the assumption I was the only one who didnt-

ANYWAY I WILL HAPPILY RANT ABOUT MOONCHIPS

Oh my goodddd. I didn't like the ship very much before because of Moon being aroace, but what he said in the episode today completley changed my mind. Not only am I more interest in expiremntally shopping him with more characters, but eccpecially Eclipse!!! With how Moon said he'd want to try dating someone sarcastic and sadistic, a lot like him. And the way he described it fit Eclipse perfectlt!!!

And oh my god did that idea just open up so many possibilities to me. Eclipse si a lot more dry in his sarcasm, and Moon is a lot more sassy in it, and I feel liek thatd clash and compliment in such a cool way.

The way theyd make small comments to each other. Theyd be such asses but it wouldn't be in bad faith (at least not too much, but there would always be a bit of underlying emotion there)

There's the opportunity for comedy and interest and emotion with how it'd be new for both of them. Neither of them have ever dated before, and I doubt either (eccpecialy moon) would know if they would like it. I can see them figuring out what tkijd of dates they like, and both realizing they prefer secluded and at home dates because they can't stand people. They probably wouldn't want to kiss or anything, and the one time they did they probably promised never to do it again (though maybe as time goes on and they heal and become closer they become more welcome to it?? Maybe??). It would just be shocking to the family and im sure Solar would have plenty of comments about it (and im sure someone would make a joke about if Solar was going to date Nexus now and they'd have 2 Moon x Eclipse pairs lmao).

Eclipse would be such a tsundere and Moon would just find it funny and be having none of his bullshit. Like if Eclipse wanted to hold his hand and kept glancing at it and looking away and grumbling Moon would just take it and call him a dumbass. Like they'd insult each other so much but it'd be almost affectionate most of the time.

It would also be SO toxic tho. Like oh my god?? Moon is literally who caused 85% of his trauma (bm and a few others get the rest of that credit, tho bm exists because Moon put his code into Sun-). Moon still is rude to him even if he literally has done nothing wrong. (I almost started ranting about how unfair that was but I have to stop myself and backspace cause I was getting off track lmao) they HATE each other and yet I feel like they could heal. Moon could prove that he'd changed and Eclipse could prove that he's not the same person. They could learn to move past their biases of the other and heal!! And it wouldn't be perfect, maybe not even healthy ever. There would always be underlying hatred and regret and apprehension and distrust. But it would at least be kind of functional, it'd work well enough.

There's just so many opportunities for comedy and fluff and angst

And ohbmy God don't even get me started on what happened if it happened from the beginning! If Eclipse started resenting them and then Moon made a deal with him. And he got a new body and there was a lot less angst and stuff. But possible still unhealthy caus eomg what if Eclipse looked up to Moon?? And moon was kind of using him??? Idk im tired

And also V2 Eclipse x Old Moon cause they already had a deal. Imagine if Moon had made him a body and they'd gotten closer during the deal and started experimenting together- snsusnshnaa

There's probably more that I missed that I'll think of later, but yeah!!!

[imaginespazzi]

CHAPPTTTERRR NINI YAYAYAAY

- NIVI BBY i’ve missed you so so so much! i hope your vacation was fabtastic 💛

- “TW: Explicit Sexual Content” AHHH I BET UR LITTLE FREAKY ANONS SRE JUMPING WJTB JOY RN

- DAMN KK SIDED WITH DAD. i don’t like conflict this is making me sad

- THEM SAYING IT IN SYNC GOD 😭

- “I wouldn’t have cared,” Paige shrugs, “running suicides would have been worth it for an extra hour with you.” bitch, it’s suicide awareness month aren’t you supposed to be nice to me?

- AHHH SHE TOLD HER SHES GETTING THE DIVORCE!!?!!! Why are these freaks not confessing love rn

- “She’s confused when Azzi flinches, like a memory has just pinched her nerves.” THE PHONE CALL???? PAIGE RLLY DOESNT REMEMBER

- THESE BITCHES FUCKED??? yay them BUT YALL PLEASE COMMUNICATE

- OKAY BACJ TO THE NOW EEEEKK!!! don’t be shy paige go join azzi 🤗

- AWWW AZZI RIGHT YHERE READY TO KNOCK

- paige is a little freak with her short response… bitch say what u rlly want 😛😁

- S

- L

- U

- T

- S

- took them long enough

- “She’s always known exactly how to get Paige to shut the fuck up.” i laughed out loud

- “But there’s a part of Paige that had thought that there was no way Azzi could have missed her as much as she missed Azzi. Because missing Azzi had felt all consuming, like there was a constant noose around her neck that got tighter and tighter with every day that passed by” only you would turn them fucking into me being all sad

- stop azzi 🥹☹️ you’re gorgeous girl

- why the fuck am i crying rn.

- paige possessive little shit

- stop the left but you came back for the book joking around is actually making me cry because it’s literally them.

- STOP AZZI SAYING PAIGE ISNT HER DIRTY LITTLE SECRET🥹🥹 I JUST KNOW PAIGE NEEDED TO HEAR THAT

- “KATIE STOP LEAVE THEM ALONE

- The party,” Stephie cries out, “first you went to a party without me and then you had a sleepover without me. I can’t bel-ieve you guys would do that to me. Don’t you guys love me at all?” BYE IM CACKLING WHY IS STEPHIE ME… saying, oh so you hate me is my life motto😭😭 poor girl just wants a sleepover with her paige

- stephie really has paige wrapped around her finger azzi is gonna have to wrap her mouth in tape

- SLEEPOVER PT. 2?!?! where is paige sleeping is the question

- UGH LOVED THE NEW CHAPTER SO GOODDDD

- i am actually dying to find out more abt there actual break up

- ig my main question is abt like kk being upset with azzi was that her just being defensive of paige or has azzi not been talking to the others much?

-hey i finally stayed away from my cliff 🤞🤞

- sorry to say i don’t have rlly have questions and the short reactions today im so exhausted lol, HOWEVER im sorry happy you’re back and as always you’re my favorite evil genius

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- BESTIE I LOVE YOU <3

- Lmao hopefully I've satisfied all the horniness now

- I am being nice to you....later in the chapter

- Ah you're the only person who caught that so far I think or at least who's told me they caught it. But no she does not in fact remember.

- LMAO the s l u t s killed me but yeah just a little bit. I mean can you blame them?

- Listen I couldn't make it all hot and sexy because I fear that's just not me so instead we got sappy emotional sex because you know it's me and that's all I know how to write

- Stephie's so valid for being upset like they really had a whole night without her and she's supposed to be their baby. #FreeHer

- There's been a couple of references but Azzi has actively avoided a lot of reunions and such so KK's anger is mainly from a place of missing her, not necessarily siding with Paige.

[itsmarsss]

I cannot take naps unfortunately 😭 I've fallen for the "oh just a little nap :) I'll wake up in a hour and I'll stop being so sleepy!" then wake up 5 hours later too many times.

ooo I love cell block tango! I do not have the attention span to listen to full musical though so :( (I also like we both reached for the gun!)

omg I do that too 😭😭😭 even if I put on alarms I keep hitting snooze

I’ve never watched the full musical either I need to get on that lol but yes the songs are so goodddd I’ve got we both reached for the gun stuck in my head

[rei-does-stuff]

MAKE YOUR MARK CHAPTER 6 LIVE BLOG BABYYYYYYYY

EPISODE 1!!!!!!

-FIRSTLY I’ve been so fucking excited for this that I dreamt about it THATS RIGHT I DREAMT ABT IT

-This is gonna be the last mym chapter….:(((((

-OKOK LETS STARTT

-NO MORE SPARKY TRANSFORMING THE NETFLIX LOGO :((((

-MANESTREAM!!!

-SIBLING BONDING I LOVE THEM

-“Hold onto your cutie marks!” IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE SUNNY

-AAAA THE INTRO ITS THE LAST TIME WELL HERE THE INTRO!!!

-PIPPP YA GOTTA STOPPP

-I love you izzyyyyy

-HOW THE HELL DID SHE BLOW THOSE SO FAST, strong fuckin lungs

-BLAIZE!!!!

-All the dragons have the same model yes, but they all still look unique and pretty good IN MOTION

-OH SUNNY IS TERRIFIED

-Aww trying to put on her tough voice this is why ur my favorite sunny!!!

-AWW IZZYYYY

-I LOVE LUXXE

-Leaf is cuteee

-Tumble and him are def gay

-FOUNTAIN IS A LITTLE CREATURE….Well big creature but yk

-PIPPS FACEEE

-OH SO THEY HAVE THE SAME SHIT AS SPARKY

-OPALINEEEEE

-OOO SONG

-HER VOICE IM IN LOVE

-God that was sooo goodddd

-Love sunny rushing in to defend alicorns

-Also her putting her hoof around zipp GAYYYY

-MISTY I LOVE YOUU

-Hitch and your dad jokes I love youu

-Sunny trying to make friends with Blaize, IS THAT A PERSONALITY I SEE?

-Also her and Blaize? Rlly gay

-Love this green dragon (already forgot his name im a little dumb)

-SPIKEEE

-OH HIS VOICE WILL TAKE A WHILE TO GET USED TO BUT ITS NOT BAD, he finally has the deep voice he’s always wanted, good on you for the transition, plus he is total nonbinary goals

-AWW SAME HUMOR!!

-Also Sunny fangirling a bit

-AWW HE DOESNT REMEMBER :(

-TWILIGHT MENTION

-AW HIS LIL ‘Twi?’ OUGHHH

-okok so we were all pretty right on the real story!

-“You lost magic??” LMAO EVEN SPIKE IS LIKE ‘rlly???? After everything you rlly lost magic yall are wild mannn”

-When sunny gets excited her alicorn-ness starts to show, I’m not saying its a stim but it’s totally a stim

-AWW SUNNY REMINDS HIM OF TWILIGHT AAAA

-Love his speech but I wish they referenced how he thought the same but realized his true family were with other ponies

-GAYYY i need to see ship art of sunny and Blaize NOW

-ALSO WHY ARE YOU ON HER BACK SUNNY YOU CAN FLY, MORE REASON WHY SHES GAY

-YOU TWO PIPP AND ZIPP YOU CAN FLY!!!

-OUFHHHH THAT WAS SOOO GOOD!!!!

OKOK NEXT EP

EP 2

-TWO PARTER BABYY

-NO NOT THE TOGETHERNESS TREE

-The townsponies still freak just the same as g4, some things never change

-SPROUT

-‘And Pipp’s hair is still fabulous!’ I LOVE YOU ROCKY

-YEA MISTY WOULD KNOW

-LOVE THIS SPEECH UGHHH

-“That is…An option!” SUNNY DONT BE MEAN

-AWWW IM GONNA CRY

-PRINCESS SUNNY AAA

-FILLY MISTY

-‘SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO CHECK HER MESSAGES’ HAHAH

-NOOOO NOT THE DRAGONS

-SPARKY YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN

-OHH SHE KNEW SHE FUCKING KNEW MISTY BETRAYED HER

-GET HER ASS ANIMAL FRIENDS

-OOO YAY THE DRAGONS ARE BACK

-OOP NEVERMIND

-YES HITCH GET HER ASS

-OUGH SUNNY UNDERSTANDING HOW AFRAID MISTY MUST BE TO SEE HER ABUSER AGAIN AAAAA

-AAAAAA THAT WAS SOO GOOD

NEXT EP NEXT EP

EP 3!!!

-GRAB HITCHS CUTIE MARK MISTYY

-YESSS GO MISTY

-GET HER ASS

-GO AFTER YOUR GIRLFRIEND SUNNY

-OO PIPP YOU SMART

-WELL IT WORKED FOR A SEC

-UGHH I LOVE THIS INTERACTION BETWEEN MISTY AND OPALINE

-HEY YOU GOT TO DO YOUR PLAN IZZY

-SHE IS SO SMARTTT

-DAMN IT NOO

-‘We could just call’ I LOVE THEMMM

-THE NECKLACE

-NOT OPALINE PLAYING THE “you and I were not so different” CARD

-BUT ALSO SUNNY YA CANT REDEEM HER SORRY

-SPARKY YOU GOTTA BRING IT ALL BACK HOME

-SONGG

-DONT CRY REI AAAA

-NECKLACE TIME RAINBOW POWERR

-THEYRE RLLY PULLING OUT EVERY STOP

-ELEMENT OF HARMONY???

-HA GET YOUR CUTIE MARK WIPED

-AWWW

-CRYSTAL PONY TIMEEEE??

-AWWW THAT WAS AMAZING

LAST EP LAST EP

-40 MINS AND NEW NETFLIX PRESENTS LOGO

-THE MUSIC????

-THEYRE SO PRETTY

-ZIPP BEING WORRIED ABT HER GIRLFRIEND

-THEY DID ALL THE STOPS WITH THE VISUALS ITS SO PRETTY

-CRYSTAL TOWN CRYSTAL TOWN

-New threats maybe?

-MISTY I LOVE YOUU

-CRYSTAL PONIES

-SONG

-TRANCE???

-Auroricorns! New name for Crystal ponies?

-STARSHINE TIME

-AWW THEYRE ALL DOING CUTE EYES AT HITCH

-This is def giving me comfort special vibes!!!!

-Trip-Skating!

-STIMMING SO MUCH RN

-THEY DONT KNOW ABT EQUESTRIA

-Never allowed to leave? Ooooo

-SNOW PONIES

-GIRLFRIENDS AGREE WITH EACH OTHER

-If this keeps going this well this might be my fave ep

-WTFFF

-This is some freaky shit

-WTF ARE THISE????

-GRIFFINS??

-ANGEL BUNNY 2.0

-HER VOICEE

-So she’s like Opaline, but probably less fun? Interesting….

-Messed up tbh

-Maybe Allura will get a redemption arc?

-SUNIZZY CRUMBS

-SONG

-WOW she is stupid I love it

-DAMN THIS IS SOME OUR TOWN SHIT

-SNOWBALL FIGHTT

-YEA MISTY

-SONG

-So she might be back!

-VIOLET FROST

-AWWWW

-NEW FRIEND

-LETS GO COMET

-THEY EACH GETTING THEIR OWN FORM OF ELEMENTS OF HARMONY

-WHO IS THAT VOICE???

-BROTHER???

-THIS IS GETTING INTERESTING

-MANE 7 MAYBE??

-NEW GUY TOO

AAAAA I LOVED THAT, even tho there’s no more mym I’m sure tyt will be just as good once the episodes get longer!!

[emberwood-if]

It makes me wonder, how would the resident ros(who are all close with the mc platonically) + andrei react if the mc suddenly tells them that they think they might be in love with a mysterious person who might or might not be a bad guy(antagonist)?🤭

omg this is goodddd, I did a narrative answer because this is prob one of my fav requested scenario so far!

Of course, I always defer to comedy when I write scenarios (idk why lol) and this is definitely not canon hahaha

this is going off them possibly knowing the antagonist is a bad guy at the moment MC tells them:

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“I think I’m in love.”

At your words, your housemates immediately stop what they’re doing. They surround you, splayed in various positions on the couch. Your words are followed by terse silence, punctuated only by the melodic ticking sound of the grandfather clock that sits in the corner of the living room.

You didn’t mean to blurt it out the way you did, but the words have been gnawing at you for too long. Better to rip the bandage off, right?

“Are we supposed to have a response to that?” Dani asks from their spot on the chair, clearly unimpressed by your sudden declaration.

“Shush, Dani,” F says, waving their hand dismissively at them, their eyes never leaving yours, “you’re ruining the moment.”

“That’s cute,” Alex says, sounding bored of the conversation already. You didn’t expect much of a reaction from them anyway.

“Oh, this is so wonderful.” Andrei makes a wistful face, putting his palms on his cheeks. “MC is growing up...”

“I’m literally an adult,” you remind him.

“Don’t ruin this for me,” Andrei says to you with a frown.

K shoots him a baffled look. “For you?”

Perry sits forward, shoving Andrei back. As he looks at you, he smiles, but it can really only be read one way: cautiously optimistic. If someone could smile in worry, whatever face Perry is making is exactly what it would look like. “That’s…good, MC. Congrats. Who, pray tell, are you in love with?”

“Great question…” Now this is the part that was eating away at you these past few days. The idea of you being in love isn’t exactly news to fuss over—at least, your housemates wouldn’t think so—but you know the matter of who you’re in love with is a different story completely.

You inhale deeply. “I may be in love with (antagonist).”

Another round of silence. Every pair of eyes in the room settles on you. You quite literally witness all of them go through the five stages of grief before they somehow collectively decide to speak up at once.

“What the fuck—“

“MC, what is wrong with you—“

Alex even stands, palming their face. “I’m going to bed—“

“Wait!” You grab Alex’s arm before they can leave. “I can explain!”

“MC!” Andrei cries. “Are you trying to give me a heart attack?”

F lets out a long whistle, smiling. “Can we consider MC the family disappointment now?”

“You still hold that title,” K says easily.

Dani stares at you, brows knitted in outrage. “Are you joking?”

“Obviously not,” N says, finally choosing to speak.

Andrei makes a show of fanning himself, even going as far as putting the back of his hand to his forehead. “I think I might faint.”

“Please do,” K says.

Perry raises a hand as if in class, and you nod your chin at him. “He tried to kill you.”

“We don’t know that for sure yet,” you counter. “We don’t even know if he’s actually the one we’re looking for.”

“Once again,” Perry replies, “he tried to kill you.”

“Out of everyone in this house, I thought it’d be Alex falling in love with a literal murderer.” F barks out a laugh.

“Jury’s still out,” Alex pipes in, their voice leaving them in a lazy drawl. “I have a few in mind.”

“The most surprising thing out of all this is how MC even had time to fall in love with someone,” K says. “You hardly leave the house.”

Well.

“That’s the most surprising thing?” Perry frowns.

“Guys.” You raise your palms. “Let’s all take a breather—“

“So what was it that did it for you?” F asks, smirking. “Was it the homicidal undertones? Did he take you to a cemetery for your first date? Gaslight you into thinking world domination is peak romance?”

You huff. “No—“

“I can’t believe this conversation is real.” Dani looks positively miserable as they curl up against the arm of the chair. “Am I the only sane one here?”

F shakes their head. “Dani, calling you sane is like calling K fun.”

“I am fun.” K scowls.

“Guess you’re a liar too,” Alex retorts, ignoring K’s glare.

Perry is too busy gazing at a fixed point on the wall, having checked out minutes ago. Guess even this is above his pay-grade.

Andrei let’s our a wail. “This is the worst day of my life! I retract my blessing!”

“I never asked for your—never mind.” You shake your head. Why did you tell them again? “Forget I said anything.”

But they don’t hear you. F is still loudly wondering what exactly antagonist did to get you so smitten, while Alex argues that a date at a cemetery is in fact, a great date. Dani is looking around the living room, appearing as if they want to murder literally everyone. Andrei is having a meltdown, crying to K who is doing a poor job at comforting him. Perry, on the other hand, has his head bent to the ceiling, lost in space.

Calling this a mess is an understatement.

You jump when N appears besides you, offering you a tiny smile.

“You seem entertained.” You sigh.

N nods. “Surprisingly.”

You decide in that moment that N’s silence may be for a reason, and that they’re definitely a lot smarter than they let on.

N’s smile grows, as if they know what you’re thinking.

Yeah, you decide, as you gaze at the group who are now arguing amongst each other for reasons beyond you. Next time: say nothing.