#{FIONA; IC}「Foxy Lady」

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

She's honestly in a rough spot with regard to Scourge. She gets the brunt of his neediness and has to deal with the consequences of his irresponsibility, but at the same time the idea of leaving him feels... bad. Philosophically she embraces the whole "trust no one, everyone for themselves" concept but in practice she still feels a sense of obligation to the one person who treated her as worthwhile when she was in a bad place - halfway through a failed redemption arc, viewed with suspicion, and dating a guy whose heart was obviously set elsewhere.

The disappearance/destruction/whatever of Mobius kind of created a honeymoon period where what was probably going to be a rough period created by how Scourge obviously didn't appreciate her literally busting his ass out of Zone Jail turned into a form of intense trauma bonding over feeling alone in the multiverse. But now that this honeymoon period is over... things are complicated. She likes having a social circle outside of the Destructix again, and she was aware of what he's like, but... she can't helped but feel secondary and neglected again sometimes.

[ladygonzalez123]

Repeater (Shrek 1) (Lady Gonzalez Style)

Repeater (Shrek) Coming Soon This September 2024

Repeater (Plants vs. Zombies) as Shrek

Mushu (Mulan) as Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

Aphmau as Fiona (Human)

Marigold (Plants vs. Zombies) as Fiona (Orge)

Balthazar Bratt (Despicable Me 3) as Lord Farquaard

Sisu (Raya and the Last Dragon 2021) as Dragon

LaurenZside as Snow White

Red (Angry Birds) as Doc

Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's) as Big Bad Wolf

Scrat (Ice Age) as Gingy

Coming to September 2024!

Movies, TV Shows, & Video Game.

Shrek (2001) from DreamWorks

Plants vs. Zombies from PopCap Games

Mulan (1998)/Mulan 2 (2005) from Disney

Aphmau from Mattel

Despicable Me 3 (2017) from Universal Pictures & Illumination

Raya and the Last Dragon (2021) from Disney

Angry Birds from Rovio Games.

Five Nights at Freddy's from Scott Cawthon

Ice Age from 20th Century Fox & Blue Sky Studios.

[bobonyourfeed]

hola como estas she said konnichiwa. thank you

LONG CHAPTER, buckup

though bella is significantly more advanced than the other pedestrians. i do not recall any individual inquiring thy whatsoever. thank you.

WARNINGS: fiona gallagher, polly pocket toy unboxing, plankton, the krabby patty secret formula, bella hadid x mother nature enemies to lovers trope

IMPORTANT WARNING ⚠️

this chapter contains sensitive topics. such as lucky charms. viewers discretion is advised

play ULTRA HD 3D 4K 2D 8D snoring sounds for best experience.

we shall now proceed

CHAPTER NEW!

bella was one sneaky and secretive individual, she made many surreptitious choices.

some may say molly was a fraud, and a thief. others say she’s a beautiful inspiration.

the duo could be mistaken as twins, with the same hair.. but that’s between them and their hairdresser

Bella woke up in her alaskan king sized bed with her kathryn hahn duvet, and frida at the top of her toes. bella was more than ready, she was prepared.

she slides on her doc martens and makes her way to the kitchen. she spots a familiar cute face flipping some kevin james shaped pancakes.

“GOOD MORNINGGGGGG SUNSHINE” -JORDAN HENRY

“hey jordy, thanks for the breaky babe” molly grips onto a pancake and takes a bite of the delicate eggs, flour and milk mixture.

bella goes ham on the pancakes like a mad man, engulfing the entire pancake and devouring a white chocolate mocha iced no whip cream!

“well.. that’ll getcha goin!” -JORDAN HENRY

while jordy flips some more pancakes for the others, molly and bella sneakily enter the wine cellar.

molly gulps down the rather extravagant wine, and bella just stares at her with a little disgust on her face.

molly pauses her wine chug to reply to the judgmental gal “you got something to say?”

“thus, you as a discrete individual show such atrocious behaviours in everyday actions.” bella is NOT impressed.

“what”

“dum dum dum”

…

“what was that?”

molly drops her wine bottle, shattering it on her and bella’s precious doc martens..

“foxy..🤔”

molly let’s out a sara paulson type scream and bolts out of that lady dimitrescu wine cellar!

“NOOOOOOOOO” bella follows her to the kitchen where they greet jordy talking to addy, and addy precisely cutting her pancake.

“oh hey little ladies! didnt see ya there!” frida morticia queen says while mixing up some lucky charms (true)

molly decides to take a seat beside frida “hey frito”

bella is scrolling through the most recent chattanooga news, until she spots something..

“Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor’s Relationship Timeline: A Romance 10 Years in the Making”

“NOOOOOOO” bella gets off her chair and throws it across the kitchen with her abby anderson muscles. the chair goes flying past jordy, through a window, and lands on addys new lambo!

everyone is just in pure disbelief.. frida pauses her lucky charms award winning chug mid bite just to stare at bella..

“oh no..” -JORDAN HENRY

pekoe hops up on the table to get a better view of the scene..

“PEKOE GET DOWN” -molly

then pekoe starts hip hop dancing on the counter!

“NOT LIKE THAYYYYTT” molly grabs pekoe and makes a run for it

that brunette babe was crying up a storm! her new lambo just got demolished by abby anderson herself!

“okay giys calm down.. let’s reconvene at the wedding..” -FRIDAAAB

🎉THE MELLA WEDDING🎉

it’s happening!! bella and molly are finally getting married.

the wedding takes place in the yellowjacket’s cabin but that’s in Burnaby, so they have to take taylor swifts private jet to get there!

jordy was in charge of the wedding, she hand crafted the wedding cake from scratch. she harvested the wheat back in 1987 just for this day. she put blood sweat and tears into that cake

she prepared the cabin with many goodies, such as cardboard cutouts of the entire bottoms cast!

jordy also hired beyoncé to sing while bella walks down the isle as a little surprise..

and jordy is the preist btw

“this is what i call luxurious.” frida is leaned back on the private jet seat with her gucci flip flops and chanel bag! jamming to some tunes while demi levato gives her a pedicure

they’re landing in burnaby!

they made it to the cabin SAFE AND SOUND!! addy and michaila are just setting up some kathryn hahn decor while they wait for the gals.

“lemme tell y’all, that elderly lady didn’t stand a CHANCE. i didnt even swing on her she knew she was done fo. i can punch n swing arthur morgan style faster than ya kno it ladies!” -JORDAN HENRY

“jordy stop hitting on the guests..” -pekoe

“thas how you get this mothaload of cash man i’ll tell ya” jordy has gone crayz! she’s robbing the guests!!!!

that little miss jordy is having a drink or two with her legs resting on t swizzle as a foot rest! she’s charging guests $20 and a scalp massage to get in the wedding!

“SCRAM BALDIE” - JORDAN HENRY

she kicks taylor out of the way “i’m going, i’m going, i’m gone!”

then jordy begins to walk to her place as the wedding officiant, but she’s interrupted by beyoncé!

everyone stands from their seats, molly and bella are walking down the isle. they’re both in neon green suits with their doc martens..

“I gotta cool down, heated (Fan me off like hot, hot, hot, like Coco Chanel, put me up in jail)”

jordy runs as fast as she possibly can to her place with the rings in her hands.

BAM

jordy misses a step and falls on the floor!

“OHHH” the crowd goes crazy!

“IM OKAY IM OKAY” she shuffles off the floor like the true champion she is, even with a broken nose. and makes it to the altar.

“I gotta cool it down (heated, like stolen Chanel, put me up in jail)” -BEYONCÉ

bella and molly made it to the altar without breaking their nose.

“We are gathered here today to witness the sacred union of Bella and Molly.” -JORDY

“We stand here to honor and celebrate the love shared between these two people, as they come together to start their new life with a solemn vow, surrounded by their closest family and friends, and fiona gallagher” -JORDY

“ok ok.. let me find my lines here” -JORDY

“oh ok” BELLA

“AHEM. bella kourie, do you….wat were my lines?”

“JORDY.” bella is LIVID

the crowd looks a little concerned tbh

“okay kourie’s here!” jordy shoves the rings on bella and mollys finger!

“i pronounce you married. kiss ya bride”

that’s addys cue, she sets off the confetti cannons, fireworks, and smoke machine

molly does a backflip off the altar! THEYRE MARRIED!!

the crowd goes crazy and cheers! and the montanas workers gather!

“HAPPY HAPPY MARRIAGE FROM MONTANAS TO YEW! HAPPY MARRIAGE HAPPY MARRIAGE FROM MONTANAS TO YEW!”

THANK. FOR READING

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bella and molly are probably making out right now so ya

[danmacrae]

Surge® Presents: The It’s Dan MacRae’s Top 97 Tracks Of 1997 (Just The List)

97. Sarah McLachlan - Building A Mystery

96. Duncan Sheik - Barely Breathing

95. Lord Tariq and Peter Gunz - Deja Vu (Uptown Baby)

94. Gob - B Flat

93. Chumbawamba - Tubthumping

92. Queen Pen featuring Teddy Riley - Man Behind The Music

91. Save Ferris - Come On Eileen

90. The Killjoys - I’ve Been Good

89. Days Of The New - Touch, Peel And Stand

88. Big Wreck - The Oaf (My Luck Is Wasted)

87. Jay Z featuring Foxy Brown & Babyface - (Always Be My) Sunshine

86. Kardinal Offishall - On Wit Da Show

85. Hanson - MMMBop

84. Dru Hill - In My Bed

83. Beatnuts featuring Big Pun & Cuban Link - Off The Books

82. Whitney Houston - Step by Step

81. Blur - Beetlebum

80. Rome - I Belong To You

79. Lisa Stansfield - Never, Never Gonna Give You Up

78. Fountains of Wayne - Sink To The Bottom

77. Bentley Rhythm Ace - Bentley’s Gonna Sort You Out!

76. Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life

75. Wyclef Jean featuring John Forté & Pras - We Trying to Stay Alive

74. Boyz II Men - 4 Seasons Of Loneliness

73. The Dandy Warhols - Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth

72. Yo La Tengo - Sugarcube

71. Somethin’ For The People featuring Trina & Tamara - My Love Is The Shhh!

70. The Hives - A.K.A. I-D-I-O-T

69. Björk - Bachelorette

68. Puff Daddy featuring Lil’ Kim, The LOX & The Notorious B.I.G. - All About The Benjamins (Rock Remix)

67. Travis - All I Want To Do Is Rock

66. Eternal featuring BeBe Winans - I Wanna Be the Only One

65. Oasis - I Hope, I Think, I Know

64. KRS-One - Step Into A World (Rapture’s Delight)

63. Veruca Salt - Volcano Girls

62. LL Cool J - Phenomenon

61. ESPN - ESPN Presents the Jock Jam

60. Foo Fighters - Monkey Wrench

59. Radiohead - Karma Police

58. LeAnn Rimes - How Do I Live

57. Smash Mouth - Walkin’ On The Sun

56. Mariah Carey - Honey

55. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Into My Arms

54. Regurgitator - ! (The Song Formerly Known As

53. David Bowie - I’m Afraid Of Americans (V1 Edit)

52. Robyn - Do You Know (What It Takes)

51. The Braxtons - The Boss

50. Morrissey - Alma Matters

49. Smog - Ex-con

48. The Verve - Bitter Sweet Symphony

47. Kool Keith - Make Up Your Mind

46. Alisha’s Attic - Indestructible

45. The Dismemberment Plan - The Ice Of Boston

44. Sugar Ray featuring Supercat - Fly

43. Teenage Fanclub - Ain’t That Enough

42. The Muffs - Honeymoon

41. Eagle-Eye Cherry - Save Tonight

40. Lil’ Kim, Da Brat, Missy Elliott, Angie Martinez & Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes - Not Tonight (Ladies Night Remix)

39. Spice Girls - Too Much

38. Lisa Loeb - I Do

37. All Saints - Never Ever

36. Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliott - The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)

35. The Wallflowers - The Difference

34. Lambchop - Your Fucking Sunny Day

33. En Vogue - Don’t Let Go

32. Cornershop - Brimful of Asha

31. Pavement - Shady Lane

30. Counting Crows - A Long December

29. Ma$e - Feel So Good

28. Dance Hall Crashers - Lost Again

27. Next - Too Close

26. Wu-Tang Clan featuring Cappadonna - Triumph

25. that dog. - Never Say Never

24. The Chemical Brothers - Block Rockin’ Beats

23. Busta Rhymes - Dangerous

22. The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - The Impression That I Get

21. The Philosopher Kings - Hurts To Love You

20. INOJ - Love You Down

19. Uncle Sam - I Don’t Ever Want To See You Again

18. Bran Van 3000 - Drinking In L.A.

17. Love Inc. - Broken Bones

16. Rammstein - Du Hast

15. The Notorious B.I.G. - Hypnotize

14. Ivan - Open Your Eyes

13. Daft Punk - Da Funk:

12. Natalie Imbruglia - Torn

11. Usher - You Make Me Wanna…

10. Odds - Someone Who’s Cool

9. Janet Jackson - Got ‘til It’s Gone

8. Shania Twain - Still The One

7. Freak Nasty - Da Dip

6. Aqua - Barbie Girl

5. Fiona Apple - Criminal

4. Pulp - Help The Aged

3. The Cardigans - Lovefool

2. Spiritualized - Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space

1. White Town - Your Woman

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

"Conquer this stupid little planet. Then we can rock the multiverse. Twin unstoppable kings."

An Independent, Selective Roleplay Blog for Scourge the Hedgehog from Archie Comics' Sonic the Hedgehog series. Canon-divergent after the "LOCK DOWN" arc in Sonic Universe #29-32. Ft. Fiona Fox, Doctor Finitevus, and the Destructix as Secondary Muses!

Duplicates welcomed! Please read the RULES before interacting!

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[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

Hi, I'm Missile (26 y/o and EST based). I use any/all pronouns, so go wild! You can find all the relevant tags on this post for your navigational purposes. Looking forward to roleplaying with you!

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

"If I saw Tails, any Tails, in the castle, I would kill him. No hesitation. It would be a reflex. I would grab every knife I had and throw it at him. No hard feelings or anything, that's just what I would instinctively do."

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

"You... you're actually...."

"...are you disappointed? Like, if you don't wanna-"

"No! No, it's the opposite, I... fuck me, I didn't think you... you'd ever get me one...." She slides on the ring and holds it up to see the diamond shimmer, arm wrapped around Scourge's waist. Stupid hedgehog, making her get all emotional....

"Finally making it official, huh?"

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

"It's been one of those weeks - pass the yaoi."

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

"Fi. You, uh... you seem better rested."

"Well that's one way to say hello, hun. Was waiting for you to notice the whole monarchy thing's been figured out. We finally set up a functioning bureaucracy."

"Oh. Uh, congrats. That's... right- so, I guess you're free to, uh...."

"...it's been a minute, hasn't it? Come on, let's have a night in, we'll catch up on things."

"...cool. That sounds good...."

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

Voice Claim Headcanons!

Junior gets LandyRS - so in love with what they're doing for Scourge with Sonic Villains, and cherish this preview animatic to death.

Fiona was tricky to figure out, but in the end I went with Grey DeLisle, who voiced Catwoman in the Arkham series among *so* many other roles. This one's the most subject to change but I feel like this is a solid choice.

And Doctor Finitevus gets the legendary David Warner, who did Ra's al Ghul in Batman: The Animated Series in addition to being a Royal Shakespeare Company actor.

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

*thumps down a copy of the Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care*

"...the whole thing?"

"There will be a quiz."

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

"Well, I can't say I'm not flattered, but I really gotta ask: what happened to your Fiona?"

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

@falsementor said: oh NO i can SEE IT

"You're the one that's always running off, looking for more power, more ways to one-up Sonic! You're the one that wouldn't quit while we were ahead! King Scourge, he's gotta drag everyone else into his mess!"

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

Secretly my most warrior-coded muse gjfdlkgjlf

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

"...so, hi everyone. If you want to see Scourge today, he's... hung over, I guess? Look, he's not getting out of bed for a hot second, so don't expect much from him."