#{FLYING; IC}「Crazy Frog」

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

"Wait, so we've been doing this for years, and none of us have ever bothered learning how to operate a sniper rifle?"

"My weapons training is entirely self-taught, and I always prefered the more direct approach."

"What do you want me to say? Whenever someone needed that job done, they hired Nack."

"Oooh, what if we put a microscope on a machine gun! The principle's the same lame game."

[stillflight]

I would like to offer this resource for therians, an extensive list of all of Sir David Attenborough’s nature documentaries that are available on soap2day, and a full list of what species* they each (notably, prominently) feature the natural behaviors of, separated by episode, and omitting species that were only shown dead, juvenile or being predated on. This took me a while (I have been working on it since Prehistoric Planet’s release) because I did in fact have to watch every single series in full in order to list all the species and the episodes are around 50 minutes long, but enjoy.

Long post ahead:

Most of these shows have closed captioning, which is why I’ve picked soap2day. Planet Earth is the only one that doesn’t. I did not include Dynasties and Dynasties II because each episode only features one species.

Thank you to Birch (@ambiguousmutt​) for his help (he watched about half of the episodes) so I didn’t have to do it individually. Credit goes to him as well.

*Sometimes Attenborough doesn’t say the specific species and I was too busy trying to get through the episodes to identify it. In those cases I just put the most specific name I could.

Planet Earth

Episode one (From Pole to Pole): emperor penguin, polar bear, caribou, arctic grey wolf, Amur leopard, six-plumed bird-of-paradise, superb bird-of-paradise, great white shark, African elephant, African buffalo, lechwe, baboon, African wild dog

Episode two (Mountains): gelada, walia ibex, Ethiopian wolf, guanaco, cougar, grizzly bear, markhor, snow leopard, golden eagle, grey wolf, panda, golden snub-nosed monkey, red panda, demoiselle crane

Episode three (Fresh Water): giant salamander, grizzly bear, smooth-coated otter, Nile crocodile, dolphin fish, midge, Amazon river dolphin, dorado, piranha, spectacled caiman, crab-eating macaque, snow goose

Episode four (Caves): wrinkle-lipped free-tailed bat, cockroach, bat hawk, cave swiftlet, yellow-red rat snake, Texas blind salamander

Episode five (Deserts): Bactrian camel, dromedary camel, red kangaroo, fennec fox, guanaco, long-nosed bat, Nubian ibex, flat lizard, lion, African elephant, locust

Episode six (Ice Worlds): snow petrel, Antarctic petrel, south polar skua, humpback whale, emperor penguin, eider, muskox, arctic grey wolf, polar bear, little auk, arctic fox

Episode seven (Great Plains): Mongolian gazelle, red-billed quelea, wildebeest, snow goose, arctic fox, arctic grey wolf, bison, wild ass, Tibetan fox, pygmy hog, African elephant, lion, baboon

Episode eight (Jungles): magnificent bird-of-paradise, spider monkey, howler monkey, siamang gibbon, gliding tree frog, colugo, red crab spider, African elephant, chimpanzee

Episode nine (The Shallow Seas): humpback whale, multiple corals, banded sea krait, trevally, dugong, bottlenose dolphin, Socotra cormorant, salp, comb jelly, sea lion, dusky dolphin, sea urchin, sunflower starfish, short-tailed stingray, great white shark, king penguin, fur seal

Episode ten (Seasonal Forests): Eurasian lynx, moose, crossbill, wolverine, western capercaillie, pine marten, great grey owl, pudu, kodkod, mandarin duck, cicada, red deer, Amur leopard, tiger, mouse lemur

Episode eleven (Ocean Deep): whale shark, oceanic whitetip shark, common dolphin, Cory's shearwater, manta ray, sea spider, vampire squid, spider crab, unnamed deep sea eel, giant isopod, chambered nautilus, Pacific spotted dolphin, mola mola, frigatebird, sailfish, blue whale

Planet Earth II

Episode one (Islands): pygmy three-toed sloth, Komodo dragon, sifaka, marine iguana, Galapagos racer, Buller's albatross, fairy tern, Christmas Island red crab, yellow crazy ant, chinstrap penguin

Episode two (Mountains): Nubian ibex, red fox, golden eagle, grizzly bear, bobcat, flamingo, mountain viscacha rat, snow leopard

Episode three (Jungles): spider monkey, flying lizard, sword-billed hummingbird, river dolphin, jaguar, glass frog, paper wasp, click beetle, red bird of paradise, Wilson's bird of paradise, indri

Episode four (Deserts): lion, Harris's hawk, shrike, locust, sand grouse, pale chanting goshawk, feral mustang, golden mole, desert long-eared bat, darkling beetle, Namaqua chameleon

Episode five (Grasslands): saiga antelope, lion, harvest mouse, carmine bee-eater, Kori bustard, African elephant, serval, Jackson's widowbird, grasscutter ant, compass termite, giant anteater, bison, red fox, arctic grey wolf

Episode six (Cities): langur, peregrine falcon, leopard, European starling, great bowerbird, raccoon, rhesus macaque, spotted hyena, wels catfish

Our Planet

Episode one (One Planet): lesser flamingo, orchid bee, golden-collared manakin, red-capped manakin, blue manakin, cormorant, booby, common dolphin, shearwater, African wild dog, timber wolf

Episode two (Frozen Worlds): gentoo penguin, wandering albatross, narwhal, Pacific walrus, humpback whale, orca, leopard seal, polar bear

Episode three (Jungles): lowland gorilla, forest elephant, black sicklebill, twelve-wired bird-of-paradise, western parotia, mountain treeshrew, Philippine eagle, black spider monkey, leafcutter ant, Sumatra orangutan, velvet worm

Episode four (Coastal Seas): northern fur seal, compass jellyfish, giant trevally, mobula ray, Atlantic stingray, bottlenose dolphin, grey reef shark, whitetip reef shark, sea otter, California sheephead wrasse, Steller's sea lion, bald eagle, humpback whale, Guanay cormorant, Inca tern, Peruvian booby, South American sea lion

Episode five (From Deserts to Grasslands): Socotran cormorant, Arabian leopard, Arabian oryx, African elephant, cheetah, bison, Alcon blue butterfly, saiga, Przewalski's wild horse, tiger

Episode six (The High Seas): blue whale, spinner dolphin, mobula ray, oarfish, anglerfish, bristle worm, giant petrel, black-browed albatross, wandering albatross, bluefin tuna, sea lion, humpback whale

Episode seven (Fresh Water): Australian pelican, torrent duck, grizzly bear, manatee, giant mayfly, common kingfisher, osprey, jaguar, callipterus cichlid, Siamese fighting fish, hippopotamus, lion, African elephant, sandhill crane

Episode eight (Forests): Siberian tiger, bald eagle, rough-skinned newt, great hornbill, African elephant, African wild dog, fossa, gray mouse lemur

A Perfect Planet

Episode one (Volcano): lesser flamingo, marabou stork, Galápagos land iguana, vampire ground finch, Aldabra giant tortoise, North American river otter, coyote, Kamchatka brown bear, wildebeest

Episode two (The Sun): yellow-cheeked gibbon, fig wasp, arctic grey wolf, wood frog, garter snake, arctic fox, Saharan silver ant, golden snub-nosed monkey, sooty shearwater, humpback whales

Episode three (Weather): straw-colored fruit bat, fire ant, Amazonian giant river turtle, desert rain frog, Bactrian camel, Christmas Island red crab, carmine bee-eater, Nile crocodile, African fish eagle, hippopotamus

Episode four (Oceans): common dolphin, marine iguana, flightless cormorant, flamboyant cuttlefish, eider, bottlenose dolphin, lemon shark, manta ray, blacktip reef shark, trevally, rockhopper pengin, Eden's whale

Episode five (Humans): none

Life

Episode one (Challenges of Life): bottlenose dolphins, cheetah, panther chameleon, orca, brown-tufted capuchin, stalk-eyed fly, hippopotamus, Clark's grebe, giant Pacific octopus, strawberry poison-dart frog, leopard seal, orangutan

Episode two (Reptiles and Amphibians): pebble toad, caiman, basilisk, Brazilian pygmy gecko, panther chameleon, Namaqua chameleon, red-sided garter snake, collared iguana, hog-nosed snake, horned lizard, sea krait, African bullfrog, Komodo dragon

Episode three (Mammals): Weddell seal, elephant shrew, aye-aye, caribou, straw-colored fruit bat, lion, spotted hyena, polar bear, brown-nosed coati, meerkat, African elephant, humpback whale

Episode four (Fish): sailfish, flying fish, weedy sea dragon, convict fish, sarcastic fringehead, mudskipper, Hawaiian freshwater goby, hippopotamus, barbel, silvertip shark, clownfish, sea lion, ragged tooth shark, multiple snapper, whale shark

Episode five (Birds): spatuletail hummingbird, lammergeier, red-billed tropicbird, magnificent frigatebird, red knot, horseshoe crab, lesser flamingo, chinstrap penguin, great white pelican, Clark’s grebe, sage grouse, Vogelkop bowerbird

Episode six (Insects): Darwin’s beetle, unnamed damselfly, monarch butterfly, alkali fly, Wilson’s phalarope, oogpister beetle, mongoose, bombardier beetle, honey bee, black bear, Japanese red bug, Dawson’s bee, grass cutter ant

Episode seven (Hunters and Hunted): ibex, short-tailed stoat, brown bear, Ethiopian wolf, California ground squirrel, star-nosed mole, cheetah, red fox, greater bulldog bat, bottlenose dolphin, Bengal tiger, rattlesnake, orca

Episode eight (Creatures of the Deep): Pompeii worm, Humboldt squid, nemertean worm, moon jelly, fried egg jellyfish, spider crab, stingray, cuttlefish, giant Pacific octopus, sunflower sea star, king crab, cleaner shrimp

Episode nine (Plants): monarch butterfly, purple-throated carib hummingbird

Episode ten (Primates): Hamadryas baboon, Japanese macaque, lowland gorilla, spectral tarsier, phayre's leaf monkey, ring-tailed lemur, Sumatra orangutan, chacma baboon, white-faced capuchin, brown-tufted capuchin, western chimpanzee

Blue Planet II

Episode one (One Ocean): bottlenose dolphin, tuskfish, tern, giant trevally, mobula ray, false killer whale, Asian sheepshead wrasse, orca, humpback whale, walrus

Episode two (The Deep): sea toad, Venus’ flower basket, unnamed shrimp, ethereal snailfish, cock-eyed squid, pyrosome, barrel-eyed fish, unnamed siphonophore, yeti crab, Humboldt squid, fangtooth fish, sixgill shark, scabbardfish, zombie worm

Episode three (Coral Reefs): broadclub cuttlefish, coral grouper, day octopus, multiple corals, green turtle, bottlenose dolphin, manta ray, bobbit worm, saddleback clownfish, marbled grouper, grey reef shark

Episode four (Big Blue): spinner dolphin, yellowfin tuna, mobula ray, sailfish, sperm whale, sea turtle, blue shark, great white shark, multiple jellyfish, Portuguese man o' war, whale shark, wandering albatross, shortfin pilot whale

Episode five (Green Seas): Garibaldi, Australian giant cuttlefish, weedy seadragon, common octopus, pyjama shark, sea otter, tiger shark, smooth stingray, zebra mantis shrimp, common dolphin, humpback whale

Episode six (Coasts): Pacific leaping blenny, king penguin, southern elephant seal, Sally Lightfoot crab, Galápagos sea lion, ochre starfish, clingfish, chain moray eel, Atlantic puffin, arctic skua

Episode seven (Our Blue Planet): none

Prehistoric Planet

Episode one (Coasts): Tyrannosaurus rex, Tethydraco, Phosphatodraco,  Tuarangisaurus, Mosasaurus hoffmannii, pycnodont fish, ammonites,  Kaikaifilu

Episode two (Deserts):  Dreadnoughtus, Tarbosaurus, Velociraptor,  Mononykus, Barbaridactylus, Secernosaurus

Episode three (Freshwater): Velociraptor, Tyrannosaurus rex, Deinocheirus, Quetzalcoatlus, Masiakasaurus, Beelzebufo, elasmosaur

Episode four (Ice Worlds): dromaeosaur, hadrosaur, Ornithomimus, Olorotitan, troodontid, Antarctopelta, Pachyrhinosaurus, Nanuqsaurus

Episode five (Forests): Austroposeidon, Triceratops, Carnotaurus, Qianzhousaurus,  Edmontosaurus, Atrociraptor, Anodontosaurus, Therizinosaurus, Telmatosaurus, Hatzegopteryx

The Hunt

Episode one (The Hardest Challenge): African leopard, African wild dog, Parson’s chameleon, nose-horned chameleon, African mantis, Darwin’s bark spider, Nile crocodile, Amur falcon, orca, cheetah

Episode two (Arctic): polar bear, arctic grey wolf, arctic fox, glaucous gull

Episode three (Forests): tiger, American marten, sparrow hawk, Portia spider, tarsier, harpy eagle, chimpanzee, army ant

Episode four (Oceans): blue whale, frigatebird, dorado, sargassum fish, spinner dolphin, Beroe ovata, Chiroteuthis, lionfish, black-browed albatross, sea lion, tuna, copper shark, common dolphin, Bryde's whale

Episode five (Plains): cheetah, caracal, honey badger, termite, bald eagle, lion, Ethiopian wolf, hotrod ant, spoor spider

Episode six (Coasts): bottlenose dolphin, algae octopus, sand bubbler crab, long-tailed macaque, marine otter, grizzly bear, grey wolf, peregrine falcon, orca, humpback whale

Episode seven (Conservation): none

Life In Colour

Episode one (Seeing In Color): Indian peafowl, mandrill, Costa’s hummingbird, magnificent bird-of-paradise, blue moon butterfly, fiddler crab, mantis shrimp, flamingo, poison dart frog

Episode two (Hiding In Color): Bengal tiger, langur, ptarmigan, crab spider, zebra, Cuban painted snail, blue-striped fangblenny, common waxbill, pin-tailed wydah, Augrabies flat lizard

Frozen Planet II

Episode one (Frozen Worlds): emperor penguin, orca, Pallas’s cat, Siberian tiger, grizzly bear, hooded seal, polar bear

Episode two (Frozen Ocean): polar bear, beluga, harp seal, skeleton shrimp, crested auklet, orca

Episode three (Frozen Peaks): high-casqued chameleon, japanese macaque, kea, andean flamingo, giant panda, golden eagle, andean mountain lion

Episode four (Frozen South): king penguin, Antipodean wandering albatross, blue whale, Weddell seal, chinstrap penguin, snow petrel, leopard seal, orca

Episode five (Frozen Lands): grey wolf, arctic fox, Amur leopard, Siberian tiger, painted turtl, Lapland bumblebee, snowy owl, caribou, grizzly bear

Episode six (Our Frozen Planet): none

Africa

Episode one (Kalahari): fork-tailed drongo, ostrich, black rhinoceros, Angolan giraffe, African leopard, armored ground cricket, spider wasp

Episode two (Savannah): Agama lizard, shoebill, bee-eaters and rollers, lesser flamingo, African elephant, crowned eagle, African fish eagle, martial eagle

Episode three (Congo): chimpanzee, central African rock python, Angola banana frog, African skimmer, rockfowl, African elephant

Episode four (Cape): emperor swallowtail, giant kingfish, African penguin, monkey beetle, springbok, yellow-billed kite, pied crow, ghost crab, vundu catfish, Nile crocodile, Bryde’s whale, great white shark, common dolphin

Episode five (Sahara): Grevy’s zebra, naked mole rat, barn swallow, Dromedary camel, dung beetle, crocodile, western yellow wagtail, Saharan silver ant

Episode six (The Future): none

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Webkinz Themed Headcanons

Black and White Cat- Does your muse tend to see things as “Black and White?”

Cheeky Dog- Would your muse be able to recognize rarity and value in seemingly everyday objects?

Cheeky Cat- How much money is your muse willing to spend on one purchase?

St. Bernard- What are your muse’s opinions on loyalty?

Gold and White Cat- Does your muse have any weird habits? Do they try to hide them, or do they let their freak flag fly?

Basset Hound- What are some things that your muse considers “Classic?” (Music, Fashion, Traditions, ect)

Pig- What is one snack your muse can never have enough of?

Lion- Generally, how brave is your muse? Will they gladly leap into the fray or are they more likely to flee at the first sign of danger?

Hippo- Generally, how humble is your muse? Are they meek and down-to-earth, or can they never seem to get off their high horse?

Golden Retriever- If your muse was a dog, what breed would they be? What kind of temperament would they have?

Cow- Describe one time your muse made a complete fool out of themselves

Elephant- How good is your muse’s memory? Are they likely to hold grudges?

Cocker Spaniel- How dramatic is your muse? Do they enjoy hearing and partaking in gossip, or do they prefer to stay drama-free?

Black Bear- Does your muse tend to make rash decisions?

Unicorn- What gives your muse hope?

Monkey- Describe your muse’s sense of humor. How often do they laugh in a given day?

Gray and White Cat- How can someone tell when your muse is getting bored?

Poodle- How much does your muse care about their appearance? 

Frog- Can your muse fondly look back at their past memories and experiences, or are those something your muse tries to forget?

Tiger- What happens when your muse is furious? Would they ever fly into a blind rage, and what would be the cause of their anger?

Rabbit- Would your muse ever want kids? With who? How many? If they already have kids, what is their relationship with them like?

Pegasus- What’s your muse’s zodiac sign? Do they believe it can influence their compatibility with others?

Chihuahua- Is your muse considered feisty or eager to fight? Perhaps a bit crazy?

Horse- Can your muse be considered a free spirit? Does this ever get them in trouble?

Alley Cat- If your muse was a cat, what breed would they be? Describe their temperament.

Cheeky Monkey- Does your muse enjoy puns and/or pranks? Do they have a habit of inflicting these on others?

Googles- What is your muse’s stance on cryptids/cryptozoology? Have they ever claimed to see a creature they couldn’t explain or identify?

Love Puppy- When in a relationship, how much attention does your muse crave from their partner? Can they not stand being without them, or do they need time for themselves?

Pink Pony- What is your muse most likely to do while in a doctor’s waiting room? Watch whatever’s on the TV, read the old magazines, check their phone, or will they just space out?

Leopard- Has your muse ever been able to afford themselves material luxuries? What are they, and how much did they spend on them?

Sherbet Bunny- What are your muse’s top three favorite ice cream flavors? 

Black Lab- Your muse is given a voucher for any pet they want and all the supplies needed to take proper care of it. What animal are they getting and why? Or would they give the voucher to someone else?

Husky- How good is your muse’s physical stamina? How about their mental stamina?

Black Cat- Does your muse believe in omens? When have they ever received one, and did they act on it or ignore it?

Reindeer- Does your muse take part in any holidays, traditions, or ceremonies?

Collie- Is your muse more of a country bumpkin or city slicker?

Seal- What does your muse find incredibly adorable? What traits does something have to have for your muse to consider something cute?

Love Frog- What physical and behavioral traits endear your muse to their partner? What traits are likely to scare your muse away from pursuing a relationship?

Pink and White Cat- Does your muse enjoy being touched or do they shy away from it?

Black and White Cheeky Dog- Describe an incident your muse can look back on in hindsight and realize was completely stupid?

Whimsy Dragon- Be honest. Does your muse need therapy?

Lioness- Is your muse a Girlboss or a Malewife?

Pink Googles- If your muse’s partner came to them and told them a story that was completely unbelievable, would your muse still believe them anyways?

Pink and White Dog- Is your muse super cuddly or do they require their space?

Love Monkey- Would your muse prank their romantic partners? What kind of pranks would they inflict?

Arctic Fox- Can your muse adapt to cold weather? Do they like it?

Blue Googles- How likely is your muse going to believe the stories of children?

Peppermint Puppy- What are your muse’s favorite sweets and treats?

Strawberry Cloud Leopard- How can someone tell your muse is getting tired? When does your muse decide it's time for bed?

Love Lion- Is your muse protective of their romantic partners? How likely are they to get into a fight over their partner?

Clover Puppy- Describe a moment in your muse’s life when luck was definitely on their side. Do they believe in luck?

Golden Pegasus- Has your muse ever come close to death before? What happened?

Night Mare- What was the worst nightmare your muse can recall? How often do they have bad dreams?

Midnight Monster- What scares your muse completely?

Razzle Dazzle Dog- What is something your muse wouldn’t be caught dead doing?

Lil’ Kinz- Does your muse have siblings? Describe their relationship with them.

Zumbuddy- What are some things your muse finds annoying? Is it easy to get on their nerves?

Signature- Does your muse consider themselves really cool and/or perfect? Why or why not?

[mysticchessecake]

100 headcanons in LMK

1. Mk dosent get that scared in horror movies

2. Mei had purple and pink highlights at some point

3. Demon aging is a weird (Like how Redson is like 400, meanwhile Pigsy is 40)

5. Demon can live up to 200 years old.

6. Tang, Pigsy, Sandy, are somehow reincarnations of JTTW

7. Sandy and Pigsy are self proclaim brothers

8. Free noodles

9. Mk got his jacket with his 1st paycheck

10. Mei and Mk have been friends since kids

11. Mei and Mk are self proclaimed siblings

12. Redson drinks hot sauce sometimes

13. DBK once tried to make a cake for PIF as an anniversary present.

14. Nezha is banished temporarily in the celestial realm because of the fight with Wukong

15. Wukong likes drinking peach tea

16. Macaque smells like plums

17. Macaque has a part time job as an artist.

18. Sandy has a cat named Bajie

19. Mk has burn marks from that time PIF send threw him near lava. (Some accidentally got on him)

20. Mk's powers allow him to live up to 150 years.

21. Mk is lava resistant. It still hurts tho

22. Mk uses glamour

23. Wukong's lazer vision hurts his eyes like crazy.

24. Mk's clones turn evil is foreshadowing

25. Redson has black painted nails

26. Mei has green nails

27. Porty Mk has Rainbow painted nails

28. Pigsy has a small garden

29. PIF has a robot to order her Pigsy noodles.

30. Wukong spies on Mk regularly as a fly

31. Tang dosent drink coffee

32. Mei regularly gets her nails painted

33. Pigsy has a secret sweet obsession

34. Macaque has his nails painted black

35. Redson secretly sleeps with plushies

36. Pigsy is fluffy

37. Mk is half demon

38. All demons have secret horns

39. All demons teeth are either naturally sharp or gets sharp when becoming more unhinged

40. Mk's clones have demon ears

41. Artist clone is somehow the most strongest clone in terms in physical strength

42. Porty clone has earrings and dyed bits of hair

43. Porty clone is the smartest clone. But also one of the weaker ones

44. Evil clone's red eyes are result of Mk's bottled up emotions

45. Mk's demon half is monkie

46. Mk's clones are extremely amplified versions of Mk's bad traits.

47. Macaque wears eyeshadow

48. Mei is top of her class in high school

49. Wukong only eats hair and fruits

50. Delivery clone has the best defenses. Also he's an amazing chef (Like Pigsy levels)

51. Redson has a birth mark that looks like a burn mark.

52. Mei has multiple plushies of dragons

53. Porty clone doesn't sleep

54. All Clones tells alot of Mk's mental state

55. Sun Wukong's fur is soft

56. Porty clone is Mk's abandonment issues

57. Artist clone is Mk's perfection issues

58. Mk can handle spicy foods

59. Tang has extreme defense.

60. Tang and Pigsy are Mk's adoptive parents

61. Mk is buff now

62. Mei is a streamer

63. Redson secretly likes mango ice-cream

64. Mk has a terrible sleep schedule

65. Bai has a cat and frog obsession

66. LBD is somehow still aliv- err- here

67. DBK has alot of Chang'e merch

68. Chang'e is top 1 at moon cake

69. Tang is a horrible chef

70. Jin and Yin regularly puts drawings of bad reviews on Pigsy's, hoping that it will damage them. It dosent work.

71. Mk can't be trusted with a ball of jellybeans

72. Mei once drank like 5 bottles of soda

73. Sandy swears once in a purple moon

74. Spider people dead

75. Bai has 3 cats

76. Macaque has eyeshadow

77. Redson got out of school early

78. Mk is an art major

79. Mei calls Redson "Redbull" sometimes

80. Porty clone is Disco boy

81. Nezha is good at ice skating and normal skating

81. Nezha call rollarskates "wheelies" and or skates

82. Nezha and Mk are now siblings

83. Mei and Mk are called the Avocado duo

84. Bai didn't get LBD's full power when she got possessed

85. Chang'e is mega smart

86. Syntax was captured by spider queen

87. Yin and Jin often fight if silver or gold should be first

88. Mk is like 5'7

89. Mk is 21

90. Tang met Pigsy in highschool

91. Nezha is surprisingly good at the claw machine

92. Mei once destroyed a claw machine to get a prize

93. Mk got stuck in a claw machine

94. Mei dosent know how to play chess but shes surprisingly good at it

95. Tang gets cold easily

96. Pigsy is a ping pong champion

97. Sandy has a bread box that's shaped like a cat

98. Sandy teaches painting stuff

99. Mk is a heavy sleeper

100. Redson dosent know what Redbull is.

[cinder-no]

Cinder's Favorite Character Master List

Animal Crossing

Amelia Bianca Blanca Bob Bow Cephalobot Chai Coco Étoile Flick Master Frillard Gyroids Hopkins Jack Kabuki Kapp'n Katrina Kicks Lucky Mathilda Meow Merengue Niko Pavé Petri Pierre Pietro Raymond Rhonda Rolf Ruby Serena Tia Zipper T. Bunny

Apex Legends

Caustic (Dr. Alexander Nox) Fuse (Walter Fitzroy Jr.) Mad Maggie (Margaret Kōhere) Mirage (Elliott Witt)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Adam Clem Doc Dracula Jenny Calendar Moloch the Corruptor Rack Rupert Giles Spike (William Pratt) Zachary Kralik

Cartoon Network (connected universe)

Ace D. Copular Baboon Kaboom HIM Killa Drilla Snake Valhallen

Creepypasta

Eyeless Jack Laughing Jack

DC

Doctor Psycho (Edgar Cizko) Extraño (Gregorio de la Vega) Lobo Man-Bat (Dr. Kirk Langstrom) Mister Freeze (Victor Fries) Number One The Riddler (Edward Nygma) Savant (Brian Durlin) Snowflame (Stefan); read-through complete.

Dead by Daylight

Asakawa Yoichi The Baba Yaga The Birch The Cannibal (Bubba Sawyer) The Cenobite (Elliot Spencer) The Chatterer David King The Deathslinger (Caleb Quinn) The Doctor (Herman Carter) The Draugr Dwight Fairfield The Executioner (Pyramid Head) The Ferryman The Grid Xenomorph The Hillbilly (Max Thompson Jr.) HUNK The Huntress (Anna) The Jabberwock Jake Park James Sunderland Jeffrey "Jeff" Johansen The Knight (Tarhos Kovács) The Krampus Leon Scott Kennedy The Krampus The Nemesis (Nemesis-T Type) The Oni (Yamaoka Kazan) The Onryō (Yamamura Sadako) Robbie Rabbit The Shape (Michael Myers) Vittorio Toscano William Berkin The Wraith (Phillip Ojomo) The Xenomorph The Xenomorph Clone The Xenomorph Queen

DOOM

The Doom Slayer The Intern

Dungeons and Dragons (Baldur's Gate 3 and Magic the Gathering)

Abdirak Astarion Ancunin Auntie Ethel Avatar of Me (card) Gromph Baenre Kar'niss Lorin True Soul Nere

The Elder Scrolls

Arnbjorn Cicero Durnehviir Knight Paladin Gelebor Moira Nazir

Fallout

Joshua Graham Lily Bowen Nick Valentine (synth) Tabitha Victor (PDQ-88b RobCo security model 2060-B Securitron)

Fire and Ice

Lord Nekron; watch complete.

FromSoft (Bloodborne/Dark Souls/Elden Ring)

Father Gascoigne Godrick the Grafted Grave Warden Agdayne Manscorpion Tark Sorcerer Rogier Starscourge Radahn Vengarl of Forossa

Half Life VR but the AI is Self Aware

Benrey Dr. Bubby Dr. Coomer (Dr. Harold Pontiff Coomer) Darnold Pepper Gordon Martinis Freeman Tommy Coolatta

Hatred

Not Important

Hellboy

Abe Sapien Hellboy

Highlander

The Kurgan (Victor Kruger)

Judge Dredd

The Clan Techie (Bill Huxley); read-through and watch complete.

The Last Unicorn

Amalthea Celaeno King Haggard Mabruk The Red Bull Schmendrick

Lazy Town

Glanni Glæpur (pre-show Robbie Rotten; treated separate in fanon) Íþróttaálfurinn (pre-show Sportacus; treated separate in fanon) Robbie Rotten Sportacus

Left 4 Dead

Ellis The Hunter Nick The Screamer The Smoker The Witch

Legend

Darkness

Marvel

Arcade Batroc the Leaper (Georges Batroc); read-through in progress. Blackout, of the Lilin; read-through and watch complete. Crazy Eight (Earth-982) Daimon Hellstrom Digger (Roderick Krupp); read-through in progress. Doctor Octopus (Otto Octavius) Doctor Rot (Bentley Newton) Electro (Maxwell Dillon) Frog-Man (Eugene Patilio) Gorgeous George (George Blair); read-through in progress. Graviton (Dr. Franklin Hall); read-through complete. The Human Fly (Richard Deacon) Jakita Wegener; read-through complete. Morbius (Dr. Michael Morbius); read-through in progress. Nightcrawler (Kurt Wagner) Nitro (Robert Hunter); read-through complete. The Owl (Leland Owsley) Riptide (Janos Quested) Ruckus (Clement Wilson); read-through in progress. Speedfreek (Joss Shappe) Stunner (Angelina Brancale); read-through in progress. Toad (Mortimer Toynbee) Tombstone (Alonzo Lincoln) Tower (Edward Pasternak) Will-o-the-Wisp (Jackson Arvad)

Max Headroom

Max Headroom

Metalocalypse

Dick Knubbler (Richard Knubbler) Nathan Explosion

The Moomins

Snufkin

The Muppets

Beaker Uncle Deadly

My Hero Academia

All Might (Yagi Toshinori) Eraserhead (Aizawa Shōta)

Nightbreed

Devil Lude Peloquin Shuna Sassi

One Piece

Buggy the Clown Caesar Clown Pedro Vinsmoke Sanji

Overwatch

Cassidy (Cole Cassidy) Hanzo Shimada Junker Queen (Odessa Stone) Junkrat (Jamison Fawkes) Roadhog (Mako Rutledge) Sigma (Siebren de Kuiper)

The Owl House

Alador Blight Emperor Belos (Phillip Wittebane) Principal Hieronymus Bump

Pokémon

Absol Absol (mega) Aerodactyl (mega) Deep King Agnol Alakazam (mega) Annihilape Arbok AZ Banette Banette (mega) Beedrill Beedrill (mega) Biker (trainer class) Blaziken Blaziken (mega) Bouffalant Brambleghast Gym Leader Brassius Breloom Brute Bonnet Carbink Carnivine Centiskorch Charizard (mega X) Clown (trainer class) Corviknight Cubone Delphox Diancie Diancie (mega) Dhelmise Dragalge Dragapult Drampa Druddigon Dubwool Eelektross Espurr Firebreather (trainer class) Florges Flygon Furfrou Galvantula Gengar (mega) Gliscore Gogoat Goodra Golisopod Grafaiai Grimmsnarl Gumshoos Team Skull Leader Guzma Guzzlord Haunter Hex Maniac (trainer class) Hex Maniac (ghost) Hoopa (unbound) Houndoom Houndoom (mega) Hydrapple Hydreigon Incineroar Inteleon Kangaskhan Kingambit Kommo-o Gym Leader Larry Lopunny Lurantis Lycanroc (midnight form) Kahuna Nanu Majin Malamar Mandibuzz Mareanie Marrowak Marowak (ghost) Maushold Mawile Mawile (mega) Mightyena Miltank Mimikyu MissingNo. Naganadel Cipher Nascour Ninetales (Alolan form) Noivern Obstagoon Gym Leader Opal Team Yell Leader Piers Team Skull Admin Plumeria Pyroar Pyukumuku Rapidash (Galarian form) Rayquaza Rayquaza (mega) Sableye Sableye (mega) Salazzle Scolipede Seviper Shedinja Shiinotic Spectrier Spiritomb Tauros Team Skull Grunt (trainer class) Thievul Tinkaton Toxtricity Trevenant Vespiqueen Wooloo Xurkitree Zangoose Zoroark (Hisuian form)

Postal

Postal Dude

Psychonauts

Sasha Nein

The Red Eclipse!

Miss Conduct

Resident Evil

The Duke HUNK Karl Heisenberg Leon Scott Kennedy Mr. X (T-00) Nemesis (Nemesis-T Type) Salvatore Moreau

Silent Hill

Pyramid Head Robbie Rabbit

Space Ghost

Brak Moltar Sisto Zorak

Stardew Valley

The Dwarf Elliott Shane Willy The Wizard

Star Trek

Lietenant Commander Data Soong Constable Odo Ital

Star Wars

General Grievous General Armitage Hux Kylo Ren (Ben Solo) Darth Maul Captain Phasma Grand Admiral Thrawn (Mitth'raw'nuruodo)

Studio Ghibli

The Mandrake No-Face

The Time Machine

The Über-Morlock

Unicorn: Warriors Eternal

Edred

The Venture Bros.

The Action Man (Rodney) Master Billy Quizboy (William Whalen) Brock Samson Dragoon (Jiles Perry Richardson, Jr.) Henchman 21 (Gary) Iggy Pop (James Newell Osterberg, Jr.) The Monarch (Malcolm Fitzcarraldo) Dr. Mrs. the Monarch (Sheila) Dr. Orpheus (Dr. Byron Orpheus) Pete White Red Mantle (Charles Hardin Holley) Sergeant Hatred (Courtney Robert) Vendata (Don Fitzcarraldo)

Warhammer 40k

Corvus Corax Leman Russ Magnus the Red The Night Haunter (Konrad Curze)

Warlock

The Warlock

Weird Science

Metal Face

What We Do in the Shadows

Laszlo Cravensworth Nandor the Relentless

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𝐇𝐨𝐠𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐲: 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬

A/N: Another long one

𝓜𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓵 𝓖𝓮𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓮 𝓞’𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓵𝓵

Nicknames: Mike, Mikey, Mick 

Name Meanings: Michael → Hebrew, “who is like God” ; George → Greek, “farmer” ; O’Donnell → Irish, “descendant of Domhnall.”

Date of Birth: January 5, 2003 

Gender: Male ; he/him 

Sexuality: Pansexual 

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff 

Faceclaim: Maxwell Jenkins 

Parents: Ryan O’Donnell and Penny Haywood

Sister: Winifred Ailis O’Donnell 

Godparents: Conor O’Donnell and Cara O’Donnell

Patronus: Tortoiseshell cat

Favorite Subjects: Transfiguration, potions, defense against the dark arts

Least Favorite Subjects: Astronomy, herbology

Extracurriculars: Prefect, beater on the Hufflepuff team

Hobbies: Quidditch, baking, football/soccer, rugby, cooking, music, writing

Personality: Kind, loyal, bold, impulsive, outgoing, stubborn, observant, practical, friendly, intelligent, athletic, gregarious, original, optimistic, sarcastic

About Michael: As the eldest child, Michael is a trouble magnet. He does not go seeking trouble, but somehow, he often ends up in it… usually as the result of a poorly thought out plan. This tends to happen a lot when Michael is accompanied by his cousins, Violet and Keira, who are pretty much his best friends. He enjoys spending time with his family a lot. They’re big and loud and crazy, but Michael wouldn’t trade them for anything, especially because he’s never left feeling lost or alone when he’s with them. He has a good relationship (usually) with his sister, Winifred, who he can be quite protective of. He also has good relationships with his parents, although he’s a little closer to his father than he is to his mother, but he loves them both.

Upon starting Hogwarts, Michael was sorted into Hufflepuff, just like his mother. He joined the frog choir in his first year and joined the Hufflepuff quidditch team as a beater in his fourth year before being made a prefect in his fifth year. Despite this, though, Michael often finds himself landing in detention quite a fair bit, mostly as a result of being in the wrong place at the wrong time or taking the fall for one of his cousins or his sister. He loved his time at Hogwarts, finding out who he was and what he was interested in doing with his life.

After graduating, Michael started working at the Ministry of Magic, but quickly grew tired of the monotony of work that he was presented with. Therefore, Michael quit his job and began working at the reopened Fortescue’s Ice Cream Shop, where he discovered his love for working with food. Michael let this desire take over and soon he began to save in order to open up his own cafe, which he eventually succeeded in doing. 

Trivia:

Michael is bilingual, being fluent in both English and Irish Gaelic.

Michael is in a bit of a close trio with his cousins, Violet and Keira.

He is named after his grandfathers. Michael is his father’s and paternal grandfather’s middle name, while George Haywood is his maternal grandfather. 

Michael can be quite protective of his sister and younger cousins. He’s the third oldest out of the ten O’Donnell cousins, after all.  

𝓦𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓐𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓼 𝓞’𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓵𝓵

Nicknames: Win, Winnie, Fred

Name Meanings: Winifred → Welsh, “blessed peacemaking” ; Ailis → Irish, “noble” ; O’Donnell → Irish, “descendant of Domhnall.”

Date of Birth: May 31, 2006

Gender: Female ; she/her 

Sexuality: Lesbian 

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff 

Faceclaim: Taegen Burns

Parents: Ryan O’Donnell and Penny Haywood 

Brother: Michael George O’Donnell 

Godparents: Barnaby Lee and Sara O’Donnell

Patronus: West highland terrier

Favorite Subjects: Defense Against the Dark Arts, Charms, Potions 

Least Favorite Subjects: Transfiguration, history of magic 

Extracurriculars: Frog choir 

Hobbies: Gossiping, flying, pranks, running, painting 

Personality: Kind, courageous, bold, practical, outgoing, intelligent, loyal, stubborn, short-tempered, sociable, spontaneous, adventurous, reckless

About Winifred: As the youngest child, Winifred is a troublemaker and often gets into mischief, mostly due to her penchant for pranking her cousins and older brother. Despite this, Winifred is someone that can be trusted and she;s generally reliable. She takes after her mother a little more than her father. She has a good relationship with her parents, although she’s closer to her mother than her father. She’s also got a close relationship with her cousin, Brendan, who’s only a few days older than she is. In addition, she’s generally got a good relationship with her older brother, Michael, although she finds him to be obnoxious in that way that younger sisters do. 

Upon starting Hogwarts, Winifred was sorted into Gryffindor, just like her father. Unlike her brother, she didn’t join the quidditch team and she wasn’t named prefect. Instead, Winifred joined the frog choir in her first year as she found that she really enjoyed singing, even though there was no way that she would go and sing professionally. She also discovered her sexuality pretty early on in her time at Hogwarts and had her first girlfriend at the age of 14. It was a short-lived relationship, though.

After graduating from Hogwarts, Winifred went on to become a cursebreaker, following in the footsteps of her father.

Trivia:

Winifred is named after her maternal great-grandmother, Winifred Haywood, and her paternal grandmother, Ailis O’Donnell née Lynch. 

Winifred is bilingual, being fluent in both English and Irish Gaelic.

𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓻𝓪 𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀 𝓚𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓪-𝓞’𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓵𝓵

Nicknames: None

Name Meanings: Keira → Irish, “little dark one” ; Willow → ; Khanna → Hindu, “sun” ; O’Donnell → Irish, “descendant of Domhnall.”

Date of Birth: February 22, 2003 

Gender: Female ; she/her 

Sexuality: Bisexual 

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor 

Faceclaim: Momona Tamada 

Parents: Hana and Akio Kishi [deceased, biological] ; Cara O’Donnell and Rowan Khanna [adoptive] 

Godparents: Ryan O’Donnell and Sara O’Donnell

Patronus: Bay mare

Favorite Subjects: History of Magic, charms, transfiguration

Least Favorite Subjects: Potions, defense against the dark arts 

Extracurriculars: Prefect and headgirl 

Hobbies: Painting, gobstones

Personality: Intelligent, independent, ambitious, brave, somewhat socially awkward, creative, good-natured, kind, courageous, spontaneous, curious, disorganized 

About Keira: As an only child and an adopted one at that, Keira had always wanted to know everything about everything. She’s got an insatiable curiosity, that ranges from magical history to learning about her biological parents. She loves her adopted parents, though, and is a bit closer to Cara, although she takes after Rowan more than she does Cara. In addition, Keira loves her whole extended family. She’s the closest to Violet and Michael, as they’re the same age, but she has good relationships with all of her other cousins. I

Upon starting Hogwarts, Keira was sorted into Gryffindor after a hatstall between Gryffindor and Ravenclaw. She enjoyed her time at Hogwarts, discovering that her passion for history ran deep and discovering little facts about her biological parents, like that her father had been a Gryffindor too. She never joined the quidditch team, having little interest in the sport beyond supporting her family. However, she was made a prefect in her fifth year and became head girl in her seventh year. 

After graduating from Hogwarts, Keira went on to become a magical historian, which eventually led to her taking on the position of history of magic professor at Hogwarts. She also continued to research into her biological parents and while never satisfied with her finds, she made peace with what she had found. 

Trivia:

Keira was adopted in May of 2003, at the age of five months old. She had no memory of her biological parents, Hana and Akio Kishi, muggleborns who were murdered by a rogue blood purist leftover from Voldemort’s war. She is of Japanese descent, with both her parents being children of Japanese immigrants to the UK in the 1960s.

Keira is an animagus, taking the form of a tabby cat. She pursued it after graduating from Hogwarts. 

Keira is bilingual, fluent in English and Irish Gaelic. She also worked on teaching herself Japanese, but she isn’t fluent in it.

𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓸𝓭𝓸𝓻𝓪 𝓐𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓼 𝓞’𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓵𝓵-𝓛𝓮𝓮

Nicknames: Dora

Name Meanings: Theodora → Greek, “gift of God” ; Ailis → Irish, “noble” ; O’Donnell → Irish, “descendant of Domhnall” ; Lee → English, “meadow” or “pasture.”

Date of Birth: June 6, 1999

Gender: Female ; she/her 

Sexuality: Bisexual 

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Faceclaim: Mina Sundwall

Parents: Sara O’Donnell and Barnaby Lee 

Siblings: Declan Ryan, Violet Cara, and Brendan Conor O’Donnell-Lee

Godparents: Ryan O’Donnell and Cara O’Donnell 

Patronus: Robin

Favorite Subjects: Care of Magical Creatures, Herbology, Charms, Astronomy 

Least Favorite Subjects: Transfiguration, Potions

Extracurriculars: Prefect 

Hobbies: Hiking, gardening, reading, baking, cooking

Personality: Kind, tolerant, stubborn, strong, loyal, outgoing, friendly, generous, reliable, funny, open, extroverted

About Dora: The eldest of the O’Donnell-Lee siblings and the O’Donnell cousins, Dora takes after her mother. She’s warm and friendly and always ready to lend a hand. She loves her family, feeling quite protective over all of them. She’s definitely closer to her father and shares his love for all things creatures. She’s got a close relationship with her younger sister, Violet, gets along pretty well with her youngest brother, Brendan, but tends to butt heads with her younger brother, Declan. She loves all of her cousins and feels quite protective over them.

Upon starting Hogwarts, Dora was quickly sorted into Hufflepuff. She found herself at home in the house quite quickly, feeling like she belonged early on. Dora never had much of an interest in quidditch and only began attending games when Declan made the Slytherin quidditch team and then other cousins and siblings made their respective house teams. In her fifth year, however, Dora was named a prefect just like her mother and been.

After graduating from Hogwarts, Dora followed her father’s footsteps and became a magiozoologist. She loved it and after working on her own for a bit, she decided to join the team at the O’Donnell-Lee Creature Reserve and Rehab Center.

Trivia:

Dora is named after Nymphadora Tonks, although her parents decided against using Nymphadora and picked Theodora instead. 

Dora is bilingual, fluent in English and Irish Gaelic. 

𝓥𝓲𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓽 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓪 𝓞’𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓵𝓵-𝓛𝓮𝓮

Nicknames: Vi, Vio, Lettie 

Name Meanings: Violet → English, “purple” ; Cara → Irish, “dear friend” ; O’Donnell → Irish, “descendant of Domhnall” ; Lee → English, “meadow” or “pasture.”

Date of Birth: May 3, 2003

Gender: Female ; she/her 

Sexuality: Demisexual (+ panromantic) 

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw 

Faceclaim: Sophie Grace 

Parents: Sara O’Donnell and Barnaby Lee

Siblings: Theodora Ailis “Dora,” Declan Ryan, and Brendan Conor O’Donnell-Lee

Godparent: Penny Haywood 

Patronus: Otter

Favorite Subjects: Care of magical creatures, herbology, charms, potions 

Least Favorite Subjects: Transfiguration, astronomy 

Extracurriculars: Chaser for the Ravenclaw quidditch team 

Hobbies: Reading, writing, baking, hiking, flying

Personality: Kind, tolerant, stubborn, strong, loyal, outgoing, friendly, generous, reliable, funny, open, extroverted

About Violet: As the youngest daughter, Violet is also very much her mother’s daughter and also has her father’s love for magical creatures and all animals really. She’s closer to her father as well, but has a close relationship with her mother. She’s closest to her cousins, Michael and Keira, but out of her siblings, she’s closest to her sister, Dora. She gets along alright with her brothers, although she fights with Brendan the most and fights with Declan a lot too. Family is very important to Violet.

Upon starting Hogwarts, Violet was sorted into Ravenclaw after being a hatstall between Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw. She finds herself at home in Ravenclaw and gains a lot of confidence in herself while at Hogwarts. In her fifth year, she makes the Ravenclaw quidditch in the position of chaser. Quidditch is not her passion, but nevertheless Violet enjoys playing the sport. There’s always a bit of dread whenever she plays Slytherin in her fifth year, knowing that her older brother, Declan, is their seeker and captain and that he’s being scouted by professional teams. She doesn’t want to make him look bad, even if they bicker a lot. 

After graduating from Hogwarts, Violet’s path diverged slightly from her older sister’s and younger brother’s paths. Instead of becoming a magiozoologist (or a quidditch player like Declan), Violet went into the field of magioveterinary practice. Like her siblings, Violet also ends up working at the O’Donnell-Lee Creature Reserve & Rehab Center. 

Trivia:

Violet’s middle name is after her Aunt Cara.

Like the rest of her family, Violet is fluent in both English and Irish Gaelic.

𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓪𝓷 𝓒𝓸𝓷𝓸𝓻 𝓞’𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓵𝓵-𝓛𝓮𝓮

Nicknames: Bren

Name Meanings: Brendan → Irish, “prince” ; Conor → Irish, “lover of hounds” ; O’Donnell → Irish, “descendant of Domhnall” ; Lee → English, “meadow” or “pasture.”

Date of Birth: May 17, 2006

Gender: Male ; he/him 

Sexuality: Bisexual 

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff 

Faceclaim: Christopher Convery 

Parents: Sara O’Donnell and Barnaby Lee

Siblings: Theodora Ailis “Dora,” Declan Ryan, and Violet Cara O’Donnell-Lee

Patronus: Basset hound

Favorite Subjects: Care of magical creatures, charms, defense against the dark arts

Least Favorite Subjects: Transfiguration, history of magic 

Extracurriculars: Magical Creatures Club

Hobbies: Hiking, reading, writing, music, models (trains, cars, planes, ships)

Personality: Loyal, kind, shy, stubborn, friendly, creative, bold, tolerant, reliable, a little aloof at first, courageous

About Brendan: As the youngest son and child, Brendan tends to take after his father more so than any of his siblings. He’s got a close relationship with both of his parents and his older sisters, although he looks up to his brother the most. He also has a close relationship with his cousin, Winifred, as they’re the same age and seem to click really well. 

Upon starting Hogwarts, Brendan is quickly sorted into Hufflepuff. He finds himself to be quite at home in Hufflepuff, making friends easily, even though he’s a bit shy. He never joins the quidditch team or is made a prefect, but he doesn’t mind. Indeed, it gives Brendan more time to do what he wants. He does join the magical creatures club, though. 

After graduating from Hogwarts, Brendan becomes a magiozoologist, following in the footsteps of his father and oldest sister. He also eventually makes his way to working at the O’Donnell-Lee Creature Reserve and Rehab Center, but he doesn’t start there. 

Trivia:

Brendan is technically named after his mother. Barnaby suggested the name Brendan after discovering that it meant prince as Sara is a Hebrew name meaning princess. His middle name is after his uncle. 

Brendan is fluent in English and Irish Gaelic, just like the rest of his siblings and cousins.

𝓢𝓮𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓻𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓞’𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓵𝓵

Nicknames: None

Name Meanings: Seth → Hebrew, “appointed,” “placed” ; Lorcan → Irish, “little” or “fierce” ; O’Donnell → Irish, “descendant of Domhnall.”

Date of Birth: December 28, 2009 (at 3:01 am)

Gender: Male ; he/him 

Sexuality: Demisexual

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw 

Faceclaim: Jett Klyne 

Parents: Conor O’Donnell and Ruth Lyman

Siblings: Naomi Ailis and Ciaran Judah O’Donnell

Godparents: Ryan O’Donnell and Sara O’Donnell

Patronus: Ibizan hound

Favorite Subjects: Charms, defense against the dark arts, transfiguration 

Least Favorite Subjects: Herbology, potions 

Extracurriculars: Prefect, beater on the Ravenclaw quidditch team

Hobbies: Flying, football/soccer, hurling, reading, drawing

Personality: Intelligent, stubborn, reserved, perfectionist, insightful, funny, creative, kind, friendly, brave

About Seth: As the oldest triplet, Seth is the most troublesome of the three. He tends to take a leaf out of his cousins, Michael’s and Winifred’s books, although he’s not a fan of pranks. Seth just likes understanding mysteries and everything around him. He’s got a close relationship with his triplets, Naomi and Ciaran, even though they bicker quite a bit. He’s got a closer relationship with his mother, too, but gets along well with his father.

Upon starting Hogwarts, Seth was sorted into Ravenclaw, just like both of his parents. He found himself feeling quite comfortable in Ravenclaw, which was helped by the fact that his triplets had been sorted in there as well. He joined the Ravenclaw quidditch team in his fourth year in the position of beater. In his fifth year, he was made a prefect alongside his sister. 

After graduating from Hogwarts, Seth was inspired by his late paternal grandfather and joined the aurors. He found himself quite content with the career, enjoying the fast pace.

Trivia:

Seth shares his middle name with his father and paternal great-grandfather. His first name is shared with his maternal grandfather, who’s middle name is Seth. 

Seth is trilingual, fluent in English, Irish Gaelic, and Yiddish. He’s also familiar with Hebrew. 

Seth and his siblings are technically Jewish, because his mother is Jewish. However, both Jewish and Christian traditions occur in the O’Donnell-Lyman household.

Seth is a triplet.

𝓝𝓪𝓸𝓶𝓲 𝓐𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓼 𝓞’𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓵𝓵

Nicknames: None

Name Meanings: Naomi → Hebrew, “pleasantness” ; Ailis → Irish, “noble” ; O’Donnell → Irish, “descendant of Domhnall.”

Date of Birth: December 28, 2009 (at 3:04 am)

Gender: Female ; she/her

Sexuality: Heterosexual 

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw 

Faceclaim: Alisha Weir

Parents: Conor O’Donnell and Ruth Lyman 

Brothers: Seth Lorcan and Ciaran Judah O’Donnell

Godparents: Barnaby Lee and Cara O’Donnell

Patronus: Field mouse

Favorite Subjects: Charms, potions, transfiguration 

Least Favorite Subjects: Defense against the dark arts, herbology

Extracurriculars: Prefect

Hobbies: Writing, drawing, cooking, baking, flying

Personality: Intelligent, stubborn, introverted, insightful, loyal, practical, kind, perfectionist, reserved, tolerant

About Naomi: As the middle triplet, Naomi takes after her mother more so than her father. She prefers to spend her time not being involved in mischief and wants to put her best foot forward in everything. She’s got a close relationship with her triplets, being a tad closer to Ciaran though. She’s got good relationships with both of her parents and really admires both of them.

Upon starting Hogwarts, Naomi was sorted into Ravenclaw. She found herself feeling comfortable in the house quite quickly, helped by the facts that her brothers were there too and that her mother happened to be the charms professor. She never joined the quidditch team, leaving that for her brothers, but she was made a prefect in her fifth alongside her brother, Seth. 

After graduating from Hogwarts, Naomi becomes invested in writing and goes onto write textbooks and the occasional novel. 

Trivia:

Naomi is named after her late maternal great-grandmother with her middle name being after her late paternal grandmother.

Naomi is fluent in English, Irish Gaelic, and Yiddish. She also knows some Hebrew.

Naomi is a triplet.

𝓒𝓲𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓷 𝓙𝓾𝓭𝓪𝓱 𝓞’𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓵𝓵

Nicknames: None

Name Meanings: Ciaran → Irish, “little dark one” ; Judah → Hebrew, “praised” ; O’Donnell → Irish, “descendant of Domhnall.”

Date of Birth: December 28, 2009 (at 3:14 am)

Gender: Male ; he/him 

Sexuality: Heterosexual 

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw 

Faceclaim: Julian Hilliard

Parents: Conor O’Donnell and Ruth Lyman 

Siblings: Seth Lorcan and Naomi Ailis O’Donnell

Patronus: Scops owl

Favorite Subjects: Charms, astronomy, transfiguration

Least Favorite Subjects: Potions, history of magic 

Extracurriculars: Seeker on the Ravenclaw quidditch team

Hobbies: Reading, flying, quidditch, running, writing, sketching 

Personality: Intelligent, athletic, stubborn, reserved, quiet, practical, observant, a bit of perfectionist but not as bad as his triplets, flexible, kind 

About Ciaran: As the youngest triplet, Ciaran is very much his father’s son. He’s got his father’s reserved nature coupled with the inheritance of his father’s stutter. Unlike his father, though, Ciaran grows up feeling comfortable with the imperfections that accompany his stutter… thanks to the support of his whole family. He’s got a close relationship with his triplets, even though they do occasionally bicker. He’s also got close relationships with his parents. He is closer to his father, though.

Upon starting Hogwarts, Ciaran was quickly sorted into Ravenclaw. He took the longest to become comfortable at Hogwarts, but everything was made easier by his siblings being with him and his mother being one of their professors. In his third year, Ciaran made the Ravenclaw quidditch in the position of seeker, the same one that his father had played.

After graduating from Hogwarts, Ciaran continued in his father’s footsteps and decided to go into the field of architecture. He attended a muggle university in Dublin, while also learning about the magical components from his father. 

Trivia:

Ciaran’s middle name is after his late maternal great-grandfather.

Ciaran, like his siblings, is fluent in English, Irish Gaelic, and Yiddish. He also knows some Hebrew.

Ciaran is a triplet. 

𝓓𝓮𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓡𝔂𝓪𝓷 𝓞’𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓵𝓵-𝓛𝓮𝓮

[burnwater13]

Grogu had been told the story of how the Mandalorian collected the Mythrol, but he just didn't believe it. Why would Din Djarin voluntarily go to a planet that was an ice ball? Didn't that armor get cold? Didn't his visor fog up?

The way the Mythrol told the story you'd think that Din had killed everyone who lived on that planet in order to collect him. Grogu knew that couldn't be true. After all, he still brought the Mythrol in alive, if cold. Plus they got a taxi to go back to the ship, which also seemed strange to Grogu. Didn't the Mandalorian have a speeder bike? Well, maybe he didn't think that was a good idea since the Mythrol was so tricky.

In any case, Grogu definitely didn't believe that the Mandalorian had let that strange door cut a guy in half. In half. Yech. That seemed pretty violent. Sure, Din took care of himself and of Grogu, but he didn't usually just cut people in half. He wasn't a Jedi. He didn't use a lightsaber. But it sure was a permanent way to stop someone from attacking you.

The Mythrol asked Grogu if he wanted to visit Pagodon and see it all for himself. Grogu told him no. First, he doesn't like ice ball planets. His feet get too cold. Second, if the Mythrol was telling the truth there would be no one to meet. If the Mythrol was lying... well, Greef Karga told him once that if the Mythrol was talking, he was lying. And finally, Grogu couldn't fly the N-1 without Din's assistance and there was no way Din was going to take him there. Something about crazy sea creatures trying to eat the ship.

Grogu wasn't a huge fan of the N-1 star fighter, although it was fast and he liked that, but he knew his dad loved that ship and no way was he going to let a critter breath on it, let out try and bite it. Nope.

If they were going to take that ship somewhere, Grogu wanted to go some place where they could get frog's eggs and Mandalorian Fire Stacks for dessert. You had to have priorities.

[mrmallard]

I didn't do a Top 5 Experiences of the year list because it's been kind of a crummy year. My TV is broken and both my Switch controllers are drifting like crazy. I haven't watched many movies, I saw John Wick 4 and the Mario movie at the cinema and I watched Withnail and I a couple nights ago. I'm working all the time, and my hours got cut for months so I'm dirt-poor.

So I'm gonna run down a couple things I liked about this year, starting with:

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1 - My Adelaide Vacation

At the start of the year, I had ten grand in the bank. Now, in December, I'm living paycheck to paycheck.

I spent half of that money in Adelaide.

Adelaide was the one massive, fuck-off holiday where I just fucking did whatever I wanted. I saw movies. I went to bars and clubs and shows. It was the one time in my life - and possibly the only time in my life - where I could just walk into a store, say "I want that", and just buy it heedlessly. I felt like a million bucks.

At one point I was drinking with some Germans and Danes in the hostel I was staying at, and in a quest to get more beer for the group I went out in the freezing rain while wearing shorts and sandals. The next day, I had caught a serious chill - I was really boneheaded and got on a bus, and had a crisis of conscience because we had just come out of COVID, what if I had COVID, did I just doom everyone on this bus to COVID etc. So the bus stopped at a mall and (breathing as little as possible to not spread germs) I got a COVID test and some masks.

I did that COVID test in the bathroom, and I swear to god I understood how like women and girls in movies and shows felt when they were doing a secret pregnancy test. You're begging for the result not to be positive. Like I was stranded out by the Adelaide airport, I didn't want to doom anyone else to COVID if I had it. It was extremely irresponsible of me.

The test came back negative.

I still spent three days of my holiday laid up in bed with the chills and the sweats. I was gonna go on a date with a girl, my first date in my life, and I ruined that possibility because I got better on the last day of my holiday and entered full Party Mode to compensate for lost time.

I saw Counting Crows play live in Sydney, and I spent a lot of time in a place called Holey Moley where they serve cocktails in these giant trophies - I never would have done it, but I really, REALLY wanted to steal one of the trophies and take it back home with me. I had an entire trophy full of long island iced tea, and I have a picture of me holding it up with a massive demented smile on my face. It's a classic.

I also have an incredibly inappropriate story, but I won't tell it. But here are some selected pictures from the trip:

In order:

The first two pictures are of a sumo-wrestling toad I got out of a gachapon machine. The other frogs were slim and wimpy-looking, and there was a toad with a jockstrap - but the top prize, the most badass looking one, was the toad with the little flap and his arm raised.

I spent money on that gachapon ONCE.

And I IMMEDIATELY got Fightin' Joe. Top prize, first time. He was the only one that I wanted, and I just got him.

I tried to take him around and pose him places for photos, because the toy was kinda like that Sasuke meme where the toy of him is so sturdy someone can prop up a motorbike on his head by the front tyre. That first picture was taken from a hostel in Sydney, and the windowsill tilted down towards the street - if I bumped Fightin' Joe, I would have knocked him onto the sidewalk and possibly lost him forever.

The third picture is a picture of the clouds from the plane I took to Sydney. Flying is insane because you're fuckin looking DOWN at the clouds. That's awesome.

The fourth picture is a flower I spotted walking down the street. You know when you see something beautiful and you take a picture with your phone, and the picture saps all the life and colour out of it and leaves you feeling shitty? This wasn't the case. This photo is a 1:1 replica of how I saw this flower. I'm not sure what type it is, but I want to hazard a guess and say that it's a hibiscus.

The fifth picture is my CD haul from JB Hi-Fi in Sydney. Out of those nine CDs, I only knew four of them - Billy Joel, Dido, Boney M. and the Carpenters. The other five were bargain bin discs going for as low as 99 cents.

The sixth one is a sign for a place called Likuid Espresso. I posted this one on Facebook and a girl I used to have a crush on liked it - the status I left on it was "I'd hate to see solid espresso."

Tangent, there was like a corner store there that had a little side-restaurant during lunch and dinner. I had a chicken parmigiana burger, and the cheese was all over the wrapper and just messy as fuck, and it is hands down the most delicious looking burger I had ever seen. It was okay.

Pictures 7, 8 and 9 are scenic shots of places around Adelaide. The seventh picture is a pub I saw when I was out buying throat lozenges, it was the last couple days of my trip. I saw something picturesque about it, and I think I captured the look of it very well. The eighth one is the ocean out at Glenelg - which is the laziest anagram I've ever fuckin seen, but regardless. It was 3pm on the second last day of my trip, and everything was that coppery, gold-y sort of colour like when it's been raining and the sky goes all colourful. It's a shade I've never seen before, and I might never see it again.

The ninth one is a movie theatre where I saw John Wick 4 for the second time, as well as the Mario Bros. movie and the Makoto Shinkai movie Suzume for the first time. Funny story - they sold beer there, they give you bottles of beer in an ice bucket and you can take it into the movie with you. I don't remember most of the Mario movie past a certain point because I was throwing back beers the whole time, and I posted on Facebook that whoever guessed which movie I was seeing with the beers would get a souvenir from Adelaide. Someone guessed the DnD movie, but a close friend of mine hit the nail on the head first try.

At one point, I asked the staff if I could get twelve beers to see a second movie after the Mario movie. It was a ridiculous request, and I didn't expect them to actually allow a person to buy twelve beers and take them into a movie theatre - imagine the liability. What if I started yelling at the screen or something.

They didn't let me take twelve beers in to see John Wick 4.

BUT, they did let me take eight beers in. Which is still extremely ridiculous. That movie came and went, but it was fine because I had already seen John Wick 4 in Sydney. It was the last day of my trip and I was killing time before going to a karaoke bar.

The karaoke bar is its own story - I absolutely LOVED that place, so much that I went back there for a second time, and it was the last place I went before I caught a cab to the airport. Amazing bar, amazing night. I was there until 2 in the morning.

And the tenth picture is me with the long island iced tea. Again, that's an absolute pearler of a photo. I had a bar person take a bunch of pictures of me moving my face in a weird way, and this one was the clear winner. I tipped them twenty bucks for the service.

To sum it up - my vacation to Adelaide was absolutely incredible. Adelaide is a beautiful city, and it makes Canberra come off as a phony, paved-over theme park attraction of a city. There were roselias and rainbow lorikeets all over the city, I saw two lorikeets in the city centre. There were so many fun places to be, and it felt a lot less sketchy than Sydney - at least from my experience.

This really was the one big vacation I've ever had, and I might never have an experience like this again. I'm glad I went all-out for this trip. I'm glad I got to feel big for once in my life, cashed up and loose to the wind, doing anything I wanted to be happy. It was a 10/10 experience full of high points, in a 10/10 location that I loved being in. I have a fantastic time in Adelaide, and it's absolutely, undoubtedly the highlight of my entire year - and, frankly, of the entire decade so far.

[chateau7afra]

22/10/23

I missed the gentle caw caw noises crows make. The air smelled like wood-smoke and I could hear traditional music coming from my neighbours garden. Um-Ta-Ta music, they call it lovingly. I don't call it that lovingly. I could do without it, but it reminds me of my childhood, so I guess that's a good enough excuse to smile at it while walking by. The mixture between the low setting sun and the warm temperatures is unsetteling in a very subtle kind of way. It's not a crazy juxtaposition, but weird enough to be noticeable.

A small swarm of gnats were frantically flying zig-zag lines through the middle distance. I wondered, if they shouldn't be dead or frozen. By the time we put up halloween decorations, the forest is usually heavily painted in colours other than green, but this year it is still mostly yellow, or lush green.

This was the longest summer of my life. Yet.

It's 9 days until halloween and I still feel like it's late summer. A couple of weeks ago, people were still swimming in the danube. Normal people, not the crazy ice bathing ones.

I always wanted to move somewhere south, which is the central-european way of saying "somewhere warmer", but I never thought, that "south" would so freely move to central europe. Which is again, unsetteling, to say the least.

When I walked to the small creek that is near my family's house, I heard frogs croaking and noticed even more gnats hovering above the water.

Again, they should get ready to be frozen too, in my books.

I watched the crows again, flying circles over the fields, behind them the halfmoon, which has already risen. Beautiful.

Dad came back from the forest and told us, the wild boars ventured out into the fields again. I don't blame them.

They dig up big holes in the fields and the farmers and hunters have to close them again. I'm not exactly sure, what they are looking for. But probably bugs and roots.

I didn't go through the forest yet, to check for mushrooms. I don't look for edible ones, because I am very sure that I would kill myself and others, if I cooked anything I found in the woods. I know what chanterelles and toadstools look like, but that is it. I like to take pictures of them though. Last year I found a couple of fairy rings. That is the thing when mushroom grow in perfect circles. It has something to do with mycellium, but I'd rather think of it as something magical, which is more fun.

Mum harvested some apples and a huge zucchini. We made a ragout and applesauce. It always grounded me, to cook with foods that grow on the farm.

Our farm is situated in a small valley. I am sometimes jealous of the farms and houses, which are on the hills, because they get more sunshine and a better view. We are basically surrounded by forest. Which I don't hate.

Sometimes, we get deer grazing with their little ones, right in front of my window, under the apple trees. The scene feels very peaceful, especially when there is some fog lingering on the field, which happens a lot because of the little stream, that bubbles it's way through the houses.

It feels a little less peaceful during the night. Deer make a sound that seems to not be from this world. You can hear a lot of different sounds in the forest. I've never really see badgers, wild boars and foxes, but they are around. They just don't want me to see them.

Sometimes we find our chicken's eggs in weird places. I love it when that happens. I wish I could pretend it's magic. But it's just ferrets. I still wonder how they transport them so professionally.

I don't blame people from the olden days, for being supersticious and believe in ghosts and all of that. Without the full moon it's pitch black in the forest. For human eyes at least.

I want to be a fox, just for one full moon night and stroll through the forest. Just to see what's going on in there. A night were all the hunters are asleep though.

[magpiejay1234]

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/gba/915450-yu-gi-oh-the-sacred-cards/faqs/27496

And here’s Aqua(Water) Alignment. This one is the same as the WATER Attribute in the modern OCG, so there’s not much of a change.

Aqua Reptile:

Armored Lizard

Krokodilus

Grappler

Serpent Marauder

Toon Alligator

Emperor of the Land and Sea

Sinister Serpent

Mechaleon

Yormungarde

Drooling Lizard

Beaked Snake

Ancient Lizard Warrior

Aqua Fish:

Great White

Rare Fish

Root Water

Deepsea Shark

Bottom Dweller

7 Colored Fish

Turu-Purun

Rainbow Marine Mermaid

Crazy Fish

Misairuzame

Tongyo

Wow Warrior

Man-Eating Black Shark

Marine Beast

Amazon of the Seas

Amphibian Beast

Aqua Aqua:

Fiend Kraken

Jellyfish

Catapult Turtle

Octoberser

Toad Master

Akihiron

Monsturtle

Turtle Tiger

Arma Knight

Dorover

Roaring Ocean Snake

Hitodenchak

Water Element

Water Omotics

Enchanting Mermaid

The Furious Sea King

Wetha

Change Slime

Psychic Kappa

Flying Penguin

Suijin

Zone Eater

Ooguchi

Water Magician

Ice Water

Waterdragon Fairy

Water Girl

White Dolphin

Guardian of the Sea

Aqua Snake

Giant Red Seasnake

30-000-Year White Turtle

Kappa Avenger

Kanikabuto

Zarigun

Sea Kamen

Ameba

Yado Karu

Star Boy

Toad Slime (Listed as Frog the Jam)

Behegon

Giant Turtle Who Feeds on Flames

Violent Rain

Penguin Soldier

Liquid Soldier

Twin Long Rods #2

Armored Starfish

High Tide Gyojin

Fairy of the Fountain

Night Lizard

Amphibious Bugroth

Gruesome Goo

Hyosube

Red Archery Girl

Humanoid Slime

Humanoid Worm Drake

Revival Jam

Sea Snake (video game-only card, originates from manga, listed as Aqua Serpent)

Boneheimer

Aqua Sea Dragon:

Kairyu-Shin

Takriminos

Aqua Dragon

Sea King Dragon

Aqua Warrior:

Rhaimundos of the Red Sword

Doron

Hyo

The Little Swordsman of Aile

Armed Ninja

Deepsea Warrior

The Legendary Fisherman

Aqua Magician:

Aqua Madoor

Aqua Beast:

Tatsunootoshigo

Aqua Machine:

Metal Fish

Mech Bass

Aqua Beast-Warrior:

Mother Grizzly

****

It seems more Reptiles were intended to be Water Alignment than what ended up in the modern OCG.

I think Armed Ninja is here because its Japanese name means Blue Ninja.

[ginevra11]

SEASONS OF LOVE

(Harry and Ginny)

SUMMER

An extremely sweaty Harry hugging an equally sweaty Ginny.

*Playing* with ice.

Enjoying the sunset while drinking cold butterbeer.

Ice-cream dinners.

Having a blast playing Muggle games with the family at The Burrow.

Lazy sex in the morning.

SPRING

Family picnics.

Blowing colourful bubbles.

Sleeping in the garden, under a very clear and starry sky.

Kissing each other senseless in a sea of wildflowers.

Paintball fights in the air.

Candlelight dinner dates outdoors.

MONSOON

Dancing like kids in the rain.

Jumping in puddles till they are both muddy from head to toe.

Harry tripping Ginny into the frog pond at The Burrow.

Enjoying the rain with their pets.

Exploring the *multiple uses* of a broomshed.

It's the Potter season for horror movies.

AUTUMN

Roasting marshmallows while drinking hot coffee.

Harry and Ginny riding like crazy on one broom. Harry takes them for steep dives, while Ginny likes to fly them upside down.

Putting crunchy leaves inside each other's clothes.

Holding hands and strolling while singing Taylor Swift songs.

Revisiting Hogsmeade and catching up with old friends.

Ginny spoiling Harry with Treacle tarts and other delights.

WINTER

Kissing in the first snow.

Ginny pressing ice-cold hands on Harry's face.

Snowball fights with their children.

Stealing each other's gloves and socks.

Hot chocolate in front of the fireplace.

Cuddling, reading smut with overexcited voices, and ultimately enacting the entire thing in a more kinky manner.

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

"The hell is capitalism?"

"20 yards of linen = 1 coat, or 20 Yards of linen are worth 1 coat; then 20 yards of linen = 1 coat or = 10 lbs tea or = 40 lbs. coffee or = 1 quarter corn or = 2 ounces gold or = ½ ton iron or = &c thus 20 yards of linen = 1 coat = 10 lbs of tea = 40lbs of coffee = 1 quarter of corn = ½ a ton of iron = x Commodity A = 2 ounces of gold."

"...the fuck?"

[girlgrouptrash101]

Lisa (Blackpink) as Your Girlfriend

Request: “HEADCANON’s are my thing. Can I request Lisa as your girlfriend, please?”

A/N: lovesick girls SOTY,,, that’s all i have to say

- C

Get ready to be treated like royalty,, miss manoban won’t settle for anything less when it comes to her baby

Lisa is always romantic, whether its taking you our for a candle-lit, romantic dinner or just staying at home and slow dancing around the living room together

Your guys’ apartment would be the perfect blend of both your tastes, with a gorgeous, retro, red jukebox in the living room that you and Lisa play music from whenever you’re at home

You have a big photograph wall in your room of all the memories you’ve had together,, with most of the pictures being taken by your very own personal photographer Lisa hehe

her camera goes everywhere with her, and she has millions of photos of you that you’ve never even seen, as Lisa loves to keep them to herself so she can look through them when she’s away and misses you

the rest of the pinks are basically your best friends, and they basically knew you before they even met you, thanks to Lisa’s constant gushing over how amazing you are and how lucky she is to be with you :’]

you’re always invited to their shows and concerts,,, and the absolute joy you get seeing all Lisa’s fans scream for her knowing she all yours at the end of the day simply cannot be put into words

on long days before comebacks, you often find yourself heading to Blackpink’s practice room with snacks in hand, reminding the girls to stop overworking themselves and put their health first!

Lisa always teaches you her new dances, even if you have two left feet lol

she loves watching you learn, and after a few months she’s really helped you improve - even if most of you lessons end up to you and her dancing to crazy frog around the practice room like maniacs

the most fun dates!! Like one time you and Lisa went to every single ice cream parlour in your city and reviewed each one to find out which one had the best ice cream around

like YES you were both stuffed and couldn’t touch ice cream for about a month after because you hadn’t recovered... but it was still worth it

the two of you also love to pack a picnic and a blanket, taking a drive out to the big fields in the country side

there’s nothing else around you for miles, just you, Lisa and the sound of birds as they fly by and nest in trees, the two of you just enjoying the blissful break from city life

Plus you get to make daisy chains and talk about the most random things as you lounge on the blanket you packed, completely at ease with life and with one another

you love talking to Lisa so much; your conversation can honestly range from questioning the creation of humanity to talking about your favourite flavour of ice cream (mint choco team rise up)

she always does that little thing with her thumb when she holds your hand, rubbing her thumb ever so softly across the back of your hand and it makes your heart go dsfjksskl

gives the BESTEST hugs ever omg

her head rests on top of yours as she loops her arms around her waist and yours drape around her shoulders, your head against her chest or on her shoulder as she holds you tight against her

also gives A+ cuddles too, she’s like your own personal teddy bear that you can just never pull away from,,, she’s too warm and soft,, you always end up spending hours in her arms whenever you can

INTENSE JUST DANCE BATTLES IN THE LIVING ROOM

rumour has it you almost broke your knees trying to beat Lisa at the rasputin dance - spoiler alert, she still won like she always does jndsfdklds

shopping dates!! which are actually really fun,, Lisa always picks out something for the both of you that’s absolutely ABSURD, and when you go and try it on the two of you end up cracking up with laughter

don’t tell anyone but half the time when Lisa buys clothes for herself she goes for things that you would like in hopes that you borrow them off her... because YOU... in HER CLOTHES... she might just cry uwu

dating Lisa and accidentally becoming a parent to all FOUR of her cats.. good luck i guess xoxo

she loves taking you to Thailand to meet her family, and bringing you to all her favourite spots as a child, wanting to make new memories there with you by her side

she’s also one to show up on your doorstep with two plane tickets and a suitcase packed for you - she doesn’t even tell you where you’re going, but she always has a plan and brings you on the most memorable and life changing trips around the world

she just wants to make so many memories with you and switch things up when you least expect; Lisa loves to keep you on your toes

plus,,,, more memories = more stories to tell your kids when you get to that milestone in the future

which Lisa definitely sees happening, she’s never, ever leaving you behind, it would be a crime to lose a love as strong as yours.

NSFW From Here:

kind of a service top tbh,,, like this girl just wants her baby to be feeling good and satisfied

will have her way with you any time any place though,, like she always catches you so off guard - you could be just cooking dinner and then all of a sudden she’s crept up behind you and her hand is down your pants

“and I’ll do it again” - Lisa after eating you out on the kitchen counter top x

It drives her fucking insane when you moan out her name, and it only spurs her on to fuck you harder and faster, listening to each heavenly scream spill from your lips

less into sending you nudes and more into sending you steamy choreographies that she’d been practicing just for you

Lisa feels the best when she’s dancing, and she knows just how worked up you get when you watch her dancing to something sexy, so she never hesitates to invite you to the practice room when she knows she’s going to be putting on a show

which usually ends up with you against the practice room mirror, begging for Lisa to go harder and harder - probably scaring away everyone else in the YG building </3

definitely has a rainbow coloured strap on because gay rights 

tbh you couldn’t care less what colour it is - you don’t even know anything except Lisa’s name when she’s using it, each thrust driving you closer and closer to that glorious edge

Lisa absolutely LOVES when you take care of her too, especially after a long day of schedules when she just gets to come home and ride your face until she crashes from tiredness

her favourite thing in the world is getting eaten out, her long legs wrapping around your head to keep her close to her core while her head is thrown back in pleasure

i could definitely see her being into wax play too, mainly because she think its so gorgeous,, the hot wax melting onto your skin and creating a beautiful picture on her favourite canvas

Lisa in thigh high boots......... and deep red lingerie........... thinking so many thoughts

absolutely LOVES receiving/sending nudes, and she saves every single one in a locked folder for her to look back on when she’s busy on tour and missing your touch 

and don’t be surprised if you get a facetime call in the middle of the night, filled with Lisa’s whines and moans as she touches herself over the phone, driving you crazy knowing you can’t be there to please her the way she so clearly desires

[dindjarinbae]

The Scariest Thing (Din Djarin x reader)

MANDALORIAN SEASON 2 SPOILERS AHEAD!

alright so, this was supposed to be finished like 2 weeks ago but i got busy, lazy, and distracted, so im sorry for being late to the party. anyways, this is just a little drabble and i actually kinda like it. i have something else im gonna post tomorrow but until then, here’s this!

WC:  2738

WARNINGS: none, spiders, some language.

Your eye could’ve started twitching. You could’ve smacked the giant tin can of a Mandalorian right on the back of his helmeted head as the Razor Crest settled into the ice caves deep below the surface of the planet of Maldo Kreis. You stared at the back of his head until you were sure holes would melt through the Beskar, but they never came. Mr. Hero Complex himself stood up from his chair and assured the sweet little frog lady that he’d go find her eggs down in the hull, so down the ladder he went and you followed on his heels. You grabbed his shoulder once you were both on solid ground and spun him around to look at you. “Are you crazy Din Djarin?” You asked incredulously, a sharp shiver shooting up your spine from the new, bitter cold air that filtered into the ruined hull.

“What?” He asked gruffly, but he didn’t make any move to remove your hand from his shoulder as he stared down at you. You shook your head and you motioned around with your hand, “Din, you could’ve just told the stupid x-wings the truth! Or something! Now we’re stuck, and we’re gonna freeze and there’s no one around for... I don’t know how far! And the baby, and the eggs and the-“ you were cut off by his gloved finger settling over your lips. He wrapped an arm around your waist and sighed softly. “Please don’t worry. I’ll fix this, okay? Just help me find the eggs and the kid, and I can get to work trying to fix the ship.” Famous last words, because hours later, you sat behind him in the snow, passing him tools while he fixed the outside of the ship when the baby came around the corner to babble in that adorably ridiculous little voice of his. Din looked up from his work and you had to turn your attention that way as well as he spoke, “How ‘bout you come over here, give me a hand? Make yourself useful,” he said to the child who had a strange sense of urgency to his chattering. “I think he’s trying to tell you something,” you hummed and placed your chin against his shoulder while you looked over at the panel he was fixing, and the kid grunted frustratedly before waddling off. Your Mandalorian was not having this and sighed, “Hey, kid,” he tried to get the little green thing’s attention, but to no avail. He had rounded the side of the ship and you were sure if you could see Din’s face right now, he’d be rolling his eyes as he gently shrugged you off and stood up. He offered you his hand and you stood up with him while he called to the baby, “I said hey! Where are you going?” He asked and you took his arm gently, nodding toward the baby, “Come back here!” He called and grew exasperated. “He’s just a kid, Din. Go see what he wants,” you prompted softly and he sighed, once again, and then moved through the snow with you towards the baby. When he rounded the ship, the two of you could see the baby sitting down, facing a set of tracks. Little frog tracks. “When did she go?” Din asked, sinking to one knee next to the little green bundle of energy. He looked over the tracks and lifted the baby up and held his hand towards you, “Come on, Cyare. I don’t want you sitting by yourself back here,” he said, and you grabbed his hand gratefully. “You know, it might be worse in there. You don’t even know what’s living under the ice,” you murmured imagining strange serpents or monsters running around in these ice caves. He scoffed and squeezed your hand just once, “The scariest thing down here is me, lovely,” he stated confidently and walked through the snowy cave with you and the baby, undoubtedly following the frog’s tracks. You were dressed in some of his warmer clothes and wrapped within one of his old cloaks, yet the cold air still made you shiver, and the tip of your nose and fingers turned a bright pink. You pulled yourself closer to Din and looked around at the blue, icy walls around you. There was an eerie calmness to the caves around you and you dared not speak a word as snow crunched underneath your footsteps. You shivered ominously and then looked up at Din, “I don’t like it back here, Din. It’s too quiet,” you said anxiously and he squeezed your hand, yet again. “I always protect you. You know that. Don’t be afraid of an ice cave,” he murmured and you leaned into his side, and he protectively held you to him. The three of you walked through and underneath arches of ice, and the baby squeaked a few times while Din led you into an icy cavern. The frog’s voice echoed from inside of the cavern and Din gently dropped your hand, hurrying toward her, “There you are!” He exclaimed and you looked around the cavern and the strange icy bulbs that protruded from the ground. Your eyes settled on a steaming crater full of warm water where the little frog lady sat contently and you looked over to Din curiously. He moved toward her urgently, checking around himself and you, just in case. “You can’t leave the ship. It’s not safe out here,” he said firmly to the frog and you followed closed behind him, holding his cloak around yourself tightly. He set the mischievous little baby down at the side of the warm water and he began to coo, seeing the snack he was earlier reprimanded for eating. The frog tried to protest Din’s wishes, and even if she spoke the same language, he wouldn’t have budged. Her eggs floated around her in the water and Din told her to gather them, and he reached into the pool to help her, explaining that night was falling and it was becoming more dangerous just before having another go at scolding the child for trying to grab at the eggs bobbing in front of him. The baby whined as he was caught and he waddled towards you. You looked down at him and he held his hand up toward you, his little way of saying he wanted to hold onto your finger, to lead you somewhere. You bent at the waist uncomfortably and he wrapped his three, chubby fingers around your pointer finger and you both waddled along as he lead you to one of the strange oval shaped bulbs coming up from the ground. “Hey, now, buddy. Maybe we should leave that al-“ that suggestion was moot, because he had already dropped your finger to sniff, tap, and tear into the strange thing. A slimy sound echoed through the cave as he tore into the oval and you could’ve gagged watching him dig into the green sludge inside and yank out what looked like... a spider. You hated spiders. If presented with joining the empire or holding a spider, you would’ve joined the empire. If someone asked you to break your own arm or touch a spider... Yeah. You’d be breaking an arm. But if someone asked you to do what the little baby just did or jump out of a flying ship in the middle of space, you would do just that, because the baby stuffed the slimy arachnid into his mouth. You gasped and jumped back, shaking your head, “Ew! Spit that out now! You don’t even know if it’s poisonous or not!” You exclaimed loudly to the baby, who just giggled. The brat wasn’t giggling for very long. The ground began to subtly rumble and all of the little bulbs around you in the cave began to crack and tear, and thin, slimy legs began to rip themselves free. Your eyes nearly bulged out of your head and you pushed the baby toward Din, while you ran after him, both of you screaming. Din turned to look at you two, and so did the sweet little frog lady, and that’s when the emerging ice spiders caught his eye. The frog chittered while Din scooped up the baby, and you were now in a full panic, looking around at all the spiders. You grabbed onto his arm and practically climbed up the side of him, making incoherent, terrified noises as you tried to pull him toward the exit. He wrapped an arm around your waist in an ironclad grip and he handed you the baby while he slung the now full canister of eggs over his shoulder. “They’re spiders, Din. Lots of.. Fucking spiders!” You shrieked and latched onto him as tight as you could, once again trying to climb him. He patted your waist and held you to the ground while the frog dressed herself and you watched more flood out of a deeper part of the cave. And as usual, bad went to worse, because out came a bunch of much larger spiders and you let out a piercing scream, pointing at them. And worse went to absolute hell nightmare emergency as a spider, as big as the Razor Crest, crawled out of the cave. “Can we fucking-“ you began to yell as Din cut you off, waving at the frog lady. “Go! Go! Back to the ship!” He commanded, and she wasted no time running that way. You stood frozen as the spider screeched and Din tried to run, but it was clear you weren’t moving. At least you now knew that in a fight or flight situation, you took the secret third action and froze. He grunted and threw you over his shoulder and began to run with you over one shoulder, the eggs over the other, and he had taken the baby back from your grip and tucked him underneath his arm. The baby squealed and you watched the spider open a mouth full of sharp teeth and you screamed as loud as your lungs allowed. “Din! Faster! Fuck, run faster!” You cried and slammed your fists into the back of his armor, and you shook your head as he ran as fast as he could considering the weight he was now carrying. “We’re gonna die we’re gonna die, we’re gonna fucking die!” You sobbed and closed your eyes, trying not to look at the tsunami of spiders following right behind you. Ice fell around all of you as the giant spider slammed holes through the icy ceilings with his legs and you shrieked again, wrapping your arms around Din’s midsection. “We aren’t going to die!” Din called back to you and you shook your head, still blubbering about how you were all going to- probably- die. Din shot at a handful of them with his blaster and you continued crying, clinging to him, “I never wanted to die like this! Because of... fucking spiders!” You cried and shook your head, “Din, please go faster!” You screamed and he growled gruffly in your direction. And that’s when the webs started shooting everywhere. At some point, you must have really just blacked out, because the next thing you knew, there was a blast of fire behind you, and Din was tearing through the snow to get you to the ship. He passed the baby to the frog lady, and she hurried him inside of the ship and he tossed you over his shoulder inside of the hull. You hit the ground with a painful thud and you scrambled backwards to get up, and you grabbed the baby and ushered the frog lady and her eggs up into the cockpit. You could hear the squealing spiders and their legs down below and you cried messily, holding the baby to your chest while you curled up in the pilot’s seat. As soon as Din barreled into the cockpit, the spiders crowded the door, making it impossible to climb. A spider landed on the baby’s head while he sat on your lap and you screamed louder than you ever had in your life, but you couldn’t even finish the scream before the frog was shooting it dead right off the baby’s head. Din shot fire at the remaining spiders until they moved away and the door closed, all the while you watched in absolute terror until he turned around. You heard the disgusting patter of spider legs on the glass above you and Din very gently lifted you from the chair onto the ground next to his chair, “Put your head between your knees, and please, cyare, breathe,” he instructed before pulling the baby into his lap. He turned to the frog lady and nodded once, getting all of the switches above his head turned on, “Strap yourselves in. This better work,” he commanded, and you tucked your head down between your knees and tried to focus on literally anything other than the sound of the spiders. “I’ve got limited visibility. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride,” Din said before the Crest shook to life, and he was not kidding about the bumpy part. You were now rising, up, up. And down. You looked up and saw that the giant spider had now pinned the ship completely down to the ground, and you nearly began to panic again, but Din yanked you up by your arm into his lap with the baby and he tucked your head under his chin, “keep your eyes closed,” he instructed you, and you happily obliged, gripping his arm tightly. Glass shattered from above and you didn’t dare look, you just stayed with your eyes screwed shut and you clenched your jaw, your teeth grinding together. The baby whined next to you, and you placed a hand against his side to calm him. You weren’t sure what was happening next, but you heard blaster fire, and you could see the bright red rays through your eyelids. Din stood up and placed you and the baby down on the chair and he slipped out of the cockpit. You were finally brave enough to open your eyes and you looked over at the frog lady, blinking in disbelief, “Are you okay?” You asked her and you assumed she said what meant yes because she gave you a little nod and she looked up out the window. You heard more blaster fire and some voices outside, including Din’s. There was a loud commotion, which sounded like ships, and within minutes, Din was back inside of the ship. You and the frog lady went down to greet him and he walked inside, sighing. “Alright. I’m gonna repair the cockpit enough for us to limp to Trask. There’s nothing I can do about the main hull’s integrity,” he said and you batted at the air above you to clear a web away from your face, “... so we’re going to have to get cozy in the cockpit. It’s the only thing I can pressurize,” he explained, “if you need to use the privy, do it now it’s gonna be a long ride,” he finished and then turned to you. He nodded toward the cockpit while the frog lady waited for some privacy and you slowly crawled up the ladder into the cockpit. He followed behind you and once you were both inside with the door shut, you heard him let out a loud snort and then his chest began to shake. He was fucking laughing at you. Your jaw dropped, “Din Djarin! Stop that!” You commanded but he didn’t stop. You crossed your arms indignantly and he grabbed your waist, pulling you against his chest, “We’re gonna die we’re gonna die!” He playfully mocked and laughed a bit more, silently. You slapped his chest and he pulled you into a tight hug, which you reluctantly returned. “You’re so mean,” you huffed and you could hear the smile in his voice. “And you’re so dramatic,” he countered and you raised your eyebrows, laying your head down on his chest plate. “‘The scariest thing down here is me,’” you mocked in return and he chucked, shaking his head. “Still is.” “Shut up, Mandalorian,” you mumbled and rolled your eyes, “you’re so lucky I love you,” you said dramatically as you sighed. “Yeah, yeah. I love you too.” And for the record, he was never the scariest thing down there.

[yugirl]

Day 12: “Weapon Change”

Ever wanted to see Zane/Ryo in the Red Dorm? Or Alexis/Asuka duel with dragons? Get creative today with dorm swaps and deck swaps!

@gxmonth

((I love those fics where it’s like, “everything is the same except Jaden is a ____ with a ____ deck. So here’s my iteration. Jaden thinks he is a princess with a fairytale themed deck. Shenanigans ensue. Tw for bullying))

Jaden Syrus and Chumley walked to class. At this point, Jaden had gotten used to the odd looks from the Obelisks and the Ra students. They wanted to judge? Fine.

They had arrived at their spots in the lecture hall only to see Jaden’s seat had been completely vandalised. Stuff like “crazy”, “insane”, and “go back to your castle princess!”

Jaden frowned. Well, this soured his mood. He could hear the snickering from the Obelisks. But a princess does not cower to mere bullies. He took a piece of material from his bag and covered his part of the table with it. He then gracefully sat down with his back straight.

“A princess does not allow mere peasants get the better of them…” he said calmly.

Syrus sighed and sat next to him “you’re so cool, Jay!”

“Yeah! Jay! You’re the coolest princess around….” Chumley encouraged.

“I don’t even know why you keep calling him that… he’s not even a real princess!”

The three boys looked up to see a girl from Obelisk blue, wearing her hair up and thick make-up on her face.

“Oh! How do you do?” Jaden smiled and grabbed the ends of his Slifer red jacket so he could curtsy.

“You’re not a real princess!” She repeated. “I would know because I actually am one!”

“Yeah, you tell him, Rose!” Another Obelisk student called out.

“Is that so? Well, it’s wonderful to know there are other princesses at the academy!” Jaden smiled, “it’s lovely to meet you, Princess Rose.”

Rose twitched in anger “you’re a boy! You can’t be a princess!!”

“Hey!” Chumley spoke up, “don’t talk to Jaden like that! If he says he’s a princess, then he is one!!”

“Don’t get in trouble for my sake, sir painter” Jaden smiled and patted Chumley on the cheek. “But thank you for defending me….”

Jaden then turned to look at Rose. “I don’t see why you need to be upset. This castle is big enough for the both of us!”

Rose got offended again. “How dare you! You’re not a princess!! You’re just some loser playing pretend! I’m the only princess here!!”

“Well then, if you’re so upset about there being two princesses, then why don’t we settle this in a duel!”

Everyone turned to see Alexis standing up.

“Oh! Prince Alexis! Good day to you!” Jaden smiled and curtsied

“Good day to you too, Jaden” Alexis smiled and bowed back. She wouldn’t admit it out loud, but she did have fun playing along.

“Alexis, you’re with him!?” Rose asked, shocked.

“That doesn’t matter. What does matter is that if you’re really upset about this, then settle it with a duel!”

Rose scoffed, “fine! If that’s how you’re going to be about it, We’ll duel!! If I win, then you stop pretending and never refer to yourself as a princess again.”

“I accept, but if I win, then we will both be the princesses of this castle!” Jaden responded politely.

“This school isn’t a castle but whatever!” Rose scoffed.

“Jaden, are you sure?”

“A princess always accepts a fair competition. Besides, I don’t plan on losing.”

Before the duel, Chumley led Jaden to the Slifer dorms. “It’s not much, but I thought it would be suitable for a princess to duel in.”

He revealed the white and red ball gown based on the Slifer girls uniform, tailor-made for Jaden.

Jaden gasped before pulling Chumley into a hug. “Oh, this is beautiful thank you so much!! Did you make this!?”

“Me and Syrus!” Chumley smiled

“We wanted to do something to cheer you up after everything that’s been going on!”

Jaden pulled them both in to kiss them on the cheek. “Oh, thank you both so much!!”

He loved his subjects- no, his friends dearly.

Jaden put the gown on and headed to the duel arena.

Rose seemed to have a similar idea as she was waiting for him in a beautiful blue gown.

She had to admit she was taken aback by how elegant Jaden was. He gracefully stepped up onto the arena and curtsied. “Very well! Are we ready to duel?”

“Totally! I’ll go first!! I’ll play Beelzefrog in attack mode and place one card face down.”

“I play Cure Mermaid in attack mode.” She made quick work of Beelzefrog.

Rose- 3700

Jaden - 4000

“Fine, I play Unifrog. This allows me to attack you directly,” Rose retorted. Jaden gasped as he was attacked, but he recovered quickly

Rose - 3700

Jaden - 3600

“First, I activate Cure Mermaid’s special ability giving me 800 life points. Next, I summon Fairy Tail Snow! Isn’t she cute?” Jaden smiled

“Adorable…” Rose gasped, having never seen that card before.

“Fairy Tail Snow has a great special ability too! She can flip your frog back into face-down defence mode!”

“What?!”

“Now let’s battle, first Cure Mermaid attacks Unifrog! Next Fairy Tail Snow attacks!! Red Apple Drop!!”

The tiny squirrel-like creature created a giant red apple and yeeted it at Rose. Rose gasped in anger as her life points dropped.

Rose - 1850

Jaden - 4400

“Ugh, you’re so rude!!” Rose scoffed

“I’ve been nothing but cordial this whole duel. You’ve been rude to me, Princess Rose, which I must say, isn’t very princessly at all!”

“Shut UP! You’re not a princess!!”

“In any case, it’s your move….”

“Fine! I play frog resurrection. I send one Unifrog to the graveyard to get another up on my field! Then I’ll sacrifice it to summon Des Frog!”

“Oh no!! That’s ones stronger than both Fairy Tail Snow and Cure Mermaid!!” Syrus squeaked

“That’s right, and now I’ll be attacking your mermaid!!”

Cure Mermaid was eliminated, and Jaden lost another 400 life points.

“That’s not good….” Jaden mumbled.

“Next, I play the spell card Aquarium Stage, so even if you’re able to give your little squirrel a boost, you can’t touch my prince!!”

“Your prince?”

“That’s right! My Des Frog is my prince!! One day we’re going to run away together with my other princes too….”

“…eh?”

“Princes? Rose is just as crazy as the Slifer is!” An Obelisk shouted, no longer charmed by Rose.

“I-I’m not crazy!! My princes are real!!”

Some of the crowd started to jeer at Rose, causing her to become quite upset.

“I believe you, Rose!”

Rose looked up to see Jaden smiling kindly at her.

“Y-you do…?”

“Of course!!” Jaden smiled “but you shouldn’t insult other people when you get upset when you’re insulted… how do you think I felt when you were picking on me….”

“N-… not great, I guess.”

“And besides, you’re a princess! You shouldn’t let the words of inconsiderate bullies get the better of you… a princess should hold her head high and stick with what makes her happy!”

“W-wow… thanks, Jaden….”

“In any case, I think it’s time I end this!!

Rose - 1850

Jaden - 3600

“I play the spell card double summon!! With this card, I can summon more than once per turn!”

“First, I’ll summon a friend for Snow! Fairy Tail Rella!”

The small dog appeared in the arena, admiring her glass slippers.

“Why would Jaden summon her? She’s still not strong enough in comparison to Des Frog….” Syrus said, confused.

“The wonderful thing about her is every effect from a spell or trap card is targeted towards her, sparing Snow from your spell card,” Jaden explained.

“Oh, so that means Aquarium Stage’s effect is moot!” Chumley whispered.

“Even if that’s true! Snow still isn’t strong enough to attack my frog!”

“I understand that, which is why she will retire for someone who can! My Blizzard Princess!”

“What!?”

“Blizzard Princess has an effect that should I sacrifice a spell caster; I only need to tribute one monster to summon her! Guess what Snow is!”

“Oh no!!”

Jaden smirked and summoned Blizzard Princess.

Blizzard Princess smiled and waved her Ice Mace.

“Blizzard Princess, attack with blizzard crush!!”

Des Frog disappeared, and Rose lost 900 life points.

“It’s over, Rose! Fairy Tail Rella, Glass Slipper Strike!”

Rella tried to run only to trip and fall, her glass slipper flying and striking Rose.

Rose - 0

Jaden - 3600

The holograms cleared, and Jaden smiled, curtsying gracefully. “A good day to you….”

Rose had to admit, she was impressed. Jaden radiated power, elegance and grace.

“You really are a princess….”

Jaden smiled as he straightened up. But now it was Roses turn to curtsy.

“Princess Jaden… I’m so sorry that I was so rude to you… I hope you can find it in yourself to forgive me….”

“You’re already forgiven, Princess Rose!” Jaden smiled “but I do hope you introduce me to your other princes sometime….”

“I would love to! In fact, I can guarantee you’ll see them soon!” Rose smiled and pointed her finger “because from now on, you and I are rivals. I’m going to keep doing my best to be the top student! May the best princess win!”

Jaden smiled. “I accept your challenge!”

[vaguely-concerned]

The Mandalorian S2Ep2 reactions

- I’m not an arachnophobe, but I can imagine this ep wasn’t much fun for those of us who are, I’m so sorry you guys

- I have never vibed with a character more than with Din when he said “Am I under arrest?”. I, too, am that level of exhausted. the ‘I guess this is happening but you literally cannot force me to have an emotion about it’ tier of tired

- much like the second episode of the first season, this second episode wasn’t about anything as trivial as plot development or starting a new arc; as every episode of the Mandalorian should be it’s about Din Djarin having a very bad no good horrible day that only keeps escalating on him and him being low-key exhaustedly bitchy about it while also stumbling through being a single dad, and I for one am living for it

- what did I tell you, they WERE saving up those dad & baby interaction resources for other episodes! a blessing 

-when baby cuddled up to his dad for the nap... the fact that as din sleeps he unthinkingly turns towards the baby a bit so that he’s basically shielding him with his body...... BABY’S LITTLE HAMMOCK IN THE SLEEPING COMPARTMENT DFHSDKJFHSDJKHFSKDJHF

- I’m choosing to believe din kept his armour (BOOTS INCLUDED) on while sleeping because he needed to be ready at a moment’s notice and because his hypervigilance won’t let him relax without it while there’s someone other than him and the kid around, not because that’s what he usually does, because that’s one level of crazy too far

- god, I love the razor crest so much, what a precious beaten up hunk of junk it is. din really pulled the ‘my car is too old and shitty to need plates’ and has gotten away with it for so long

that entire conversation was pure gold, honestly, up to and including the way he just went quiet for a few seconds upon realizing the game was up and then sent the whole ship into a sudden nose dive fshadfhsa. (that’s my preferred way of ending conversations too din it’s okay) the way you could see mando get tenser and tenser but there was also an underlying tone of comedy to it? exactly the sort of thing I was ready for today, tense but bizarrely funny is the mood of the hour (din IS pretty damn good at flying though! I wonder who taught him)

also they played the kuiil music while din was working to fix up the ship ;______;

- I’ve seen people say din needs to feed this baby properly (and it is very funny) but honestly din seems kind of surprised/taken aback at just how hungry the kid is all the time now, so I’m wondering if he’s actually in the beginning of a growth spurt or his brain is doing a lot of developing? we hear him get much closer to active babbling in this ep, I think his big lil force vibin’ brain needs a bunch of nutrients because it’s g r o w i n g 

- I like the way this show tackles star wars language barriers and the ways they can be solved, and not only because it’s hilarious to watch very talented actors belt out a series of unnatural noises with straight faces (well, straight helmets in din’s case I suppose) 

- I will reblog every single gifset of baby running towards his dad and being picked up safely. I will tattoo that shit on my heart.  

- Stop Giving Din Djarin Serious Head Trauma Challenge 2020 (he was passed out for long enough that frost had started to form on his helmet???? That is NOT good for you!!!) 

- Frog lady using the corpse of Zero to communicate... perfection, but also why the everloving fuck did Din keep that fashfklahsd 

my man, your life choices

- "if you put one mark on him there's no place you will be able to hide from me" ooooooooh it’s the way he doesn’t even raise his voice, it’s not a threat, it’s just a straightforward statement of fact in his normal soft voice and it’s all the scarier for it

- local dad gets unkindly shaken awake from much-needed nap three separate times, does not deserve this, let him rest

- new republic dudes showing up like ‘don’t worry we’re the chill police. haha get it? ‘cause it’s an ice planet but also we’re (somewhat implausibly) letting you off the -- anyway have fun trying not to freeze to death lawl latrz’  

- some people seem upset that this is basically filler, and I sympathise with the distress but also... this is the ‘cheerfully wallowing in filler’ show. that’s like half of season 1 too. (personally I find that mix of old fashioned case of the week and slice of life thing they’ve got going on very charming and calming, but of course that’s down to taste. I’m in no hurry to get where we’re going, and I’m glad the show doesn’t seem to be yet either)

also I do think this ep is doing some thematic things with parents and children that might make more sense when you see the season as a whole -- you have mando with the baby and frog lady with her babies-to-be up against the big fuck-off spider with its fucking army of spiderlings, there’s something going on here with the empathy and recognition that the love you feel for your child is mirrored in another person’s love for theirs (I really liked that din and frog lady protected each other’s kids as well, just very wholesome and nice... except those eggs eaten by yodito I guess. uh well it’s not a perfect metaphor I suppose lol) 

- *the razor crest barely limping through space with loose parts dangling everywhere and sparks flying from places they definitely shouldn’t*

me: :’) that’s my dad’s car you guys

- mando’s flamethrower REDEMPTION! a time it was fully 100% useful! I’m so proud of it