#{brunhilde}

[steampoweredwerehog]

It’s time for Knight Posting

When mages keep creating homuncului out of dead knights, they’re eventually gonna become their own whole species, & someone’s gotta take care of ‘em. That’s where the Knightrearers come in!

Knight Bite Ratings based on this

[lowquats]

stupid sexy gun who’s also my leg now

[supmaww]

this got away from me.

[flaresemily]

If it's okay can I please ask for a yandere Poseidon with a female darling that he kidnaps but she is obedient and quiet because she knows escaping is not an option so she might as well accept it and she tries not to make him angry

If any of you saw this one it means that I'm starting to take request randomly from my inbox so congratulations to the one who requested this you got this first~ probably because I got an idea on what to write~

ℙ𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕟 𝕩 𝔻𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣

It all happened at 'love at first sight'. You were a human. Just a normal human. You like to study about the sea. You love the animals there.

You even have a fish tank at home for some of the aquatic animals. While you were on a vacation near a beach wearing your sundress and a cute hat. You were looking at the ocean like it's where you truly belongs.

"y/n! We're going to swim around you coming?" Ask one of your friend. "Wait for me! I go fetch my sunscreen!" Your friends nodded and quickly run to the water.

As for Poseidon, someone reported to him that they saw some humans trying to have fun at his 'house'. He was furious because he knows they will polluted his dear ocean/sea.

Thus, while you were applying your sunscreen you didn't notice the very big wave that came towards you and your friends. They were so focused on what they were doing until it was too late.

Screaming here and there from your friends as you try to save them but fail. Sadly the wave hits you and you hits your head on a rock. Typical love story.

As you were in and out of your own consciousness. A group of dolphins swim to you and circle you before guiding you to Poseidon.

As they arrive he was mad at the dolphins but not forever.

"why did you bring a mortal here?" He ask them.

They just swim to him happily and swim away. Thus, he took you in while smirking. No one knows what the dolphins said to him.

𝘈 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳

You wake up with a headache. Then realize that your head was bandaged and you were wearing some kind of nightgown.

Then when you try to sit a hand quickly pull you back down. You were shocked. You slowly turn around and behold you saw the most beautiful man who has blonde hair with a beautiful face. You were blushing.

Then, the man open his eye and damn!! You are melting! That deep blue eyes. 'I think I just fall in love' you thought.

He caresses your cheeks and smiles yes smiles. 'goddamn it!! It just make me fall harder!!' your heart is beating fast.

"who are you?" You ask him after collecting some courage. "Your husband" he replied.

"eh--"

As quickly as you said that. As quickly as you guys got married. And when you realize you. It's your first night together with him as newlyweds. You are still in dazed. (Who wouldn't)

"a-ah I never got your name?" He carries you towards the bathroom. "Poseidon that's my name" you nodded as you let him carry you to the bathroom. (What you guys did in there is up to u 🤨 sus moment)

𝘈 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳

You notice how some of the male workers has gone missing. Yes you're not stupid to realize that it was Poseidon doing. How you know?

Simple you were talking to the butler the other days and then just now a maid reported to you that the butler had resigned. Coincidence?

Here's another situation. You were talking to the chef about your craving as you were talking and laughing Poseidon walked past both of you and the chef trembled. He quickly excused himself. That's not all the next day you heard the chef got eaten by a shark!! How cruel is that!! Coincidence? I THINK NO!

So thus, you test this theory. You ask a certain 'someone' to pretend as a male worker and talk to you happily. As Poseidon notices your eyes widen. You were getting touchy with that workers.

Then, the butler lean closer to you from his point of view it looks like he's kissing you.

His face darkens and he quickly throws his trident towards the male. What shocked him the most is that the male manages to capture the trident even before it can hit him. "Now now lord Poseidon~" the male chuckle. He recognized that voice.

"Hermes...what are you doing here.." he walk towards him. "Aunty here was wondering about the Olympus"

"absolutely no! She won't go there I forbid her from going!" Hermes just shook his head.

"uncle...if you keep aunty in the dark it only worsen her mental health. I'm speaking from experience." Hermes reply (hint ii 🫣)

"you know nothi--"

"I still regret it uncle... it's because of me she's crazy. All because of obsession." He add and walk away disappearing into the shadows. You just tilt your head. "Poseidon?"

You call to him softly catching his attention.

He lead you away while still glaring at nothing.

You pout and jump to hug his neck. He quickly catches you. "What is it" he ask.

"sorry I promise I won't do it again..." You hug him. "....why don't you run away from me" the sudden question freeze you.

"well you see no matter where I run you always find me right? So what's the point" he was shock.

"is that why you never intended to run away?" You nodded at his answer.

He softly kisses you and smiles genuinely. "Thank you for accepting me....y/n" you smile and hug him again happily.

"you remember my name! Yay"

He just shook his head and carry you to the dining room.

The End

[oliveoomph]

Carol Danvers & Valkyrie

The Marvels (2023), dir. Nia DaCosta

[funkiest-ghoul-in-town]

remember this iconic bitch?? Named his kid Brunhilde and called it a day. Slay

[annie-in-the-real-world]

Official episode art from the DnDads insta, drawn by Alex Moore! Anyways why is Brunhilde kinda…why she kinda….

[h1tmanmode]

loving sigh. brunhilde design. shes like. built from the same wood as the kar98 aka. her. part gun part gal. i think about her every day

[san-sebastienne]

WHY ARE SO MANY OF YOU TRYING TO FUCK THE NAZI GUN

[resfrio]

ROR EXCEPT IT'S ACTOR AU #3!!

I think now I'm missing most of APOC and Sasaki?? Also Jack Spin-off, but I was tired, and I have a self-imposed rule of "do 4 pages of each actor AU" mostly because I am just like that *

I did cover a lot of rounds tho, this took me so long because I couldn't get their faces right *

• I won't elaborate about the Bonus Qin & Hades panel *

• I like to think of Jack & Heracles having a great off-set friendship :) They just shared each other's cookie recipes one day and it was smooth sailing.

• Adam's actor has to use one of those one-side men thong or wear nothing at all lol either way Brunhilde would be laughing her ass off.

• Poor Zero's actor is #1 teasing/messing around target on-set, shouldn't be so cute *

That's it for now, seeya!

[lightbluesleeper]

gotta be my fav npc this season….. francis is a better man than me OUT OF THE WAY GAYBOY I’M BOUT TO GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!! (*loud gunshot*)

oh ya the inspo for giving her wooden features like her neck and eyes etc comes from @/h1tmanmode’s fabulous brunhilde design…. very cool idea!!!!!

[honeyspotpie]

Long time no see dndads fandom... *takes a dramatic drag of my cigarette* I redrew the Peachyville episode 21 official art bc Francis and Brunhilde's dynamic is so FASCINATING to me... Puts them under a microscope and observes them like little bugs

[lowquats]

francis ft. the older women (and a gun) he got a boner for 👍

[the-aftonsparv]

hey guys remember the gun we all wanted to fuck. she is and has never been a nazi! yay! we’re justified! #gunussyforall2025

[dogesterone]

she got a haircut

[kcuf-ad]

Brunhilde: I suggest Ragnarok for a chance that humans could live for another 1000 years.

Gods: No.

Brunhilde: No balls?

Zeus: IT IS ON!