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dolce-elegy · 2 years

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Introducing: Renzo Barnes aka REVENANT

"Oh honey you shouldn't have~..."

The current unwilling avatar of the conveniently slumbering grandmama of all eldritch abominations and the abstract personification of discord itself: KHAOS. Renzo is the resident ultra dramatic, full-tilt diva of the Avengers (well, co-full-tilt divas with Stark) who loves more than anything to mess with people, beat the shit out of nazis (along with so-called “realists” who are nothing more than nazis in a trenchcoat with an anatomically-incorrect symbol), and be the most well-dressed bitch on the team~✨. With both a lust for life and a lust for blood, Renzo is the one you call upon when you need a bit more fire power to take of particularly stubborn enemies; supernatural or otherwise. Now the thing to know about them is that they usually like to “play with their food” and tend to not take things so seriously. However, if you manage to actually piss them off you better pick a God and pray that they finish you off quick instead of taking their sweet time with it. There are worse things than death after all…Normally when they’re not doing the odd superhero work around New York, you can find them either hanging out and having overdrawn fan discussions about the Star Wars prequels with one Peter Parker at their apartment near Empire State University or arguing with Eddie Brock and whining about the listicles they have to write as a Daily Globe intern for their day job. That or practicing for the current semester play their drama department is putting on. Also they tend to help out their “Grandpa” Alexei with some totally “legal” missions much to their mother and father’s chagrin along with teaching Morgan new and exciting swear words in both English, Spanish and Voidspeak to mess with Stark~✌️✨

Full Bio Below 🔽

Full Name: Renzo Yelena Barnes-Romanoff

Alias(es): Revenant (main alias)/Night Spinner (only used during the 5 years post snap as a way to honor Peter)

Nicknames: Ren, "Little Shit," Hot Topic, Life on the Murder Scene, Depeche Mode, Ren Ren (used only by Kobik), Kid (used by Bucky), Little Blackbird or “Маленький дрозд/Malen'kiy drozd” (used by Alexei and Melina), “Femme-Presenting Patrick Bateman,” “Netflix Adaption of Yuno Gasai,” and "RENZO NO"

Age: 23 (in 2027)

Birthday: May 27, 2004 (Gemini)

Face Claim: Indya Moore

Gender: AMAB femme-presenting non-binary

Pronouns: They/Them

Family:

James Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes (Adoptive Father)

Natasha Barnes-Romanoff (Adoptive Mother)

Richard James “RJ” Barnes-Romanoff (Adoptive little brother)

Kobik Rebecca Barnes-Romanoff (Adoptive little sister)

Melina Vostokoff (Adoptive Grandmother)

Alexei Alanovich Shostakov (Adoptive Grandfather who is absolutely proud of Renzo’s pre-teen kill count much to Natasha’s annoyance and Bucky’s horror)

Yelena Belova (Adoptive Aunt)

Anthony Stark (biological uncle because Howard Stark had a bit too much “fun” in Mexico during the 70s)

Virginia Potts-Stark (aunt by marriage)

Morgan Stark (Biological half-cousin)

Steven Grant Rogers (honorary uncle/Godfather)

Samuel Thomas Wilson (honorary uncle/Godfather)

Clint Barton (honorary uncle/Godfather)

Laura Barton (honorary aunt/Godmother)

Appearance: (please note that since one of Renzo’s main abilities is shapeshifting they can technically have any kind of appearance they want. They following is what they “lovingly” call their “default skin”)

Skin color: brown skin with a reddish, summer undertone

Hair: black, full-bodied, spiky and wavy, mid-length hair with 3 distinct cowlicks

Eyes: blood red eyes with a permanent “smoky eye” and eye bags that also do “fun” things like glow, leak out black smoke and/or a black, ink-like substance along with their scleras turning pitch black as well.

Powers: Mediumship, Retrocognition, Empath Abilities, Umbrakinesis, Pyrokinesis, Shapeshifting, Flight/Levitation, Chaos Magic, Teleportation, Enhanced Speed/Strength/Healing Factor

Likes: Iced Coffee, High Fashion, sunglasses (especially if they’re heart-shaped), cheesy 80s movies, old musicals, watching old musicals and movies with Barnes, vintage fashion, charcoal (when you’re the KHAOS proxy you get “interesting” cravings…), hamburgers, french fries, salty foods in general, pocky, bad horror movies, anime, manga, broadway musicals, drama, drama (again but this time it’s theater-related), performing, singing, hot vampires, trying to hook up with vampires and get the big titty goth gf vamp gf of their dreams, gossiping, beating the shit out of and killing nazis/hydra agents/fascists, ABBA, disco in general (is pissed off that they were never around for the 70s and 80s), citypop, messing with Flash Thompson, messing with Mary-Beth Asger (ex-member of a “Christian” cult/proxy to KHAOS’ equally “slumbering” counterpart of Order, who honestly hasn’t completely stopped believing everything that she was taught even though admittedly she’s gotten better and is still your stereotypical, pompous, “nice white girl”), flirting, knives, messing with General Ross, getting to “let loose” (AKA letting their murderous impulses run wild on nazis), messing with “Tio Tony,” constantly shoving in “Tio Tony’s” face that they’d totally be “Team Cap” if they were around for the Airport Fight, honestly just messing with people in general.

Dislikes: egg creams (no matter how hard Barnes tries to make them like it, they refuse to drink it and they think that it’s nasty), ghosts, being able to see ghosts, their “Seer” powers overall, nazis/hydra/fascists, cults, other eldritch abominations in the AMARANTHINE (court of eldritch abominations that KHAOS is technically the head of), KHAOS because they have to clean up their (KHAOS’) messes, Christian cults (i.e. Evangelicals, Fundamentalists), terfs, boring people, boring movies, when people try to pick on Peter and Ned, having to write “listicles” for the Daily Globe, Blade constantly dashing their big titty goth vamp gf dreams

Personality: Theatrical, petty, vengeful, crafty, mischievous, sarcastic, but surprisingly compassionate, and empathetic (whether they like it or not). When not acting like they're trying to go for a Tony award in a notable revival of a classic production, they can be pretty out-there with a little bit of the uncanny valley mixed in. Not to mention, they can be also pretty laid-back and nonchalant; especially when dealing with villains trying for the umpteenth time to take over New York. Additionally, and not surprisingly, due to their background, they can be rather cynical and distrusting; however over the years they have been slowly but surely trying to look more at the bright side of things and give people the benefit of the doubt. However, God forbid you actually piss them off though, because that's when their sadistic side comes out. When that happens, you better pick a God and pray that they decide to kill you at all, let alone kill you quick...

Love Interest: Peter Parker

Bio: Renzo has never had the best time growing up. Born a "Seer" or otherwise known as a medium, they've always been able to see ghosts to their utter displeasure. However, they were the only one in their bio family that could see ghosts and thus was written off as an "insane" problem child by said family. Heavily medicated and then eventually abandoned after the death of their bio parents, Renzo was forced into the foster system at the age of 9. However that didn't last long, as Renzo eventually ran away and the then impressionable 10 year old fell into the clutches of Dr. Darius Titus Solomon and the Esoteric Cult of the Maverick. After being love-bombed to heck and back by Solomon due to their Seer "gifts," Renzo soon became enthralled with him and would literally do whatever Solomon wanted: including becoming an assassin for him.

However that all came to an end when Renzo found out that they were nothing more than a sacrifice and after inadvertently getting their revenge and unwanted new powers, they ran away to New York and became a part of the Parker Family. From there, they went to space, survived the snap, grieved their loss and ended up unexpectedly bonding with James "Bucky" Barnes and Natasha Romanoff. So much so, that a couple of years later after the Snap, Barnes and Romanoff (who ended up getting married themselves) adopted them, and then later on adopted RJ and then Kobik. Now years later, after helping to kick Thanos' ass, losing their memory of Peter and then regaining it; they're currently just trying to survive college and their internship at the Daily Globe, along with dealing with some "interesting" feelings concerning their best friend...

“Fun” Facts:

When they were formally adopted by Barnes and Romanoff, they decided to offer their new parents a chance to give them a middle name to help them better get a clean slate. Romanoff ended up deciding to use “Yelena” to honor her (still dusted at the time) sister, and thus Renzo officially became Renzo Yelena Barnes-Romanoff.

They are the absolute epitome of a theater kid and helped to run the drama club at Midtown High with an iron fist.

They were also surprisingly part of the Midtown High cheer squad and tended to do most of the acrobatic stunts when on the team.

They absolutely detest their mediumship and empath abilities due to making their early life a literal, living hell. It’s not fun when ghosts that only you can see have forgotten the meaning of “no” and try to turn you into their own personal “errand boy” after all. Especially when your own family thinks you’re insane and need to be institutionalized. Not to mention in terms of their empath abilities, it took a long, long time for them to finally get a hold of them. Before they would heavily get overwhelmed by other people’s emotions to the point that it would even influence their own. Though nowadays, if they’re not careful they can still get overwhelmed; especially in a crowd.

Going hand-in-hand with the previously mentioned empath powers: When Thanos first enacted the Snap, they could feel the devastating, vast loss of life in the same way Mantis could...

When they first escaped the Esoteric Order of the Maverick, they lived on the streets for a while trying to avoid any remaining members by constantly traveling. They were 12 when they came to Queens and ran into a sympathetic May Parker who after realizing that they had trauma-related to the foster system, made it her mission to coax Renzo into a stable home environment. It took her over 5 months but she and Peter were finally able to coax them into living with them.

For the longest time before the “Blip” they were basically known as “Parker’s weird, little ‘brother’.”

Has a petty feud with Peter over who’s taller. Back when they were 12, obviously Peter was taller, but then after the Blip, Renzo was the new reigning champ of height. However, during college Peter got a growth spurt and managed to get a couple of inches on them. To which, Renzo immediately used their shapeshifting powers to make them exactly 1 inch taller than Peter.

One of their most precious possessions is an old, black hoodie that Peter gave to them when they first met, after seeing the shivering, pre-teen, ex-assassin in the rain in an alley behind his and May’s apartment. It’s pretty much has become a comfort object for them and they even still wear it around their apartment sometimes to Peter’s surpise no matter how ratty it’s gotten. Even when they lost their memory of Peter, they still kept it and couldn’t bear to get rid of it, even if they couldn’t remember why exactly it was so important to them...

Another valuable possession of theirs was an old burner, flip phone that they had from their days in the cult that during the 2 years they lived with Peter and May became filled with pictures of them, Ned, and MJ. For the longest time it was a symbol of them overcoming their past as a killer and healing from it, and then during the 5 years after the “Blip,” it became a symbol of mourning for them. They ended up using it however on Vormir as a loophole since it was “something” they loved, by throwing it over the edge in order to prevent their mom from sacrificing herself.

Speaking of their time during the “Blip,” they ended up inadvertently going on a “revenge roadtrip” across the western United States with Barnes, Romanoff, Logan, Wade, W’Kabi, and a teenaged Dora Milaje in training called Thandiwe. Basically when they were 16, they found out to their horror, the Order was starting to gain power again, so they were trying to stomp out all of their hideouts during their summer break. At one of said hideouts they ran into Barnes and Romanoff who were trying to wipe out any Hydra remnants, W’Kabi (who was sent out as a War Dog as penance for his betrayal of T’Challa) and Thandiwe (who was also there to keep an eye on him) who were tracking down illegally trafficked vibranium, and Logan and a teenaged Wade, who were trying to get revenge on people in involved in the “Weapon X” program. There all of them found out that they were basically dealing with a “quadfecta” of evil, where the cult and hydra were working together with illegal vibranium and experimenting on mutants to create human weapons. From there they all decided to work together so they can all make sure that all factions of that network were taken down.

During this time, this was also where they, Barnes, and Romanoff first met Kobik, when they came across a mysterious town called “Pleasant Hill”...

For the 5 years after the “Blip” they also became “Night Spinner” as a way to honor Peter, where they even used Peter’s old, original, homemade Spider-Man hoodie. They felt that New York needed a Spider-Man and while they felt they were a poor replacement, they still felt that it was necessary. Stark even hooked up a version of Karen with their outfit too.

A 14 year old Renzo also was given Peter Quil’s zune by Rocket during the “Blip” years due to them reminding Rocket and Kraglin of Quil. During the time they were stranded in space waiting for a rescue with Stark and Nebula, Renzo found the zune and started using it a lot to distract themself. After recovering a bit when they got back to Earth, they tried giving it back to Rocket and Kraglin, who ended up telling them to keep it. For the next 5 years Renzo took care of it and was almost never seen without it Obviously when everyone came back after the final defeat of Thanos, Renzo gave the zune back to Quil; albeit with some extra future funk additions~

To their horror (well more like embarrassment and annoyance), they found out that they were the illegitimate nephew/niece (nephice? niecephew? we really need to come up with something gender neutral that’s not nibling) of Tony Stark when they were 20 during a routine medical checkup at the Avengers complex. Apparently Howard Stark had a bit too much fun in Mexico during the late 70s which ended up producing Renzo’s biological mother. Nobody in their bio family knew about it; not even their egg donor and their bio maternal grandmother took that secret with her to her grave.

Is basically (one-sided) sitcom nemeses with Blade due to the fact that Blade keeps killing all of the hot vampires that they kept trying to hook up with.

Currently has undiagnosed BPD [Borderline Personality Disorder]

Still has “Girls Nights” with Wade and a reluctant Peter.

Constantly gets harassed by KHAOS’ cult and their [KHAOS'] “children” who think that they’re “literally” KHAOS who’s just “playing one of their silly little games with them...”

Can be “bound” via very specific casting sigils/circles which are normally used to essentially put them in a “time out” where they can’t leave until the spell burns out.

Was unfortunately used by Peter to prevent a rage-filled Renzo from murdering Norman Osbourne after Peter spared him, and later prevent a despondent Renzo from stopping him having Strange erase everyone’s memory of him...

When they first went to Empire State University (at age 20 after taking a gap year or two) and still couldn’t remember Peter, they ironically got paired up with him (who after getting his GED and applying like crazy for student aid, scholarships, FAFSA, etc. was able to qualify for student housing) in the dorms. They didn’t understand why they had an immediate camaraderie with him, why Parker always seem to know what they liked, and why they liked spending time with him so much (nor why Parker always looked like he was in pain and about to cry whenever they were spending time together...)

Regained their memory of Peter when a second Spider-Verse event occurred and due to their stint as “Night Spinner” they technically counted as a “Spider-Person.” Peter had been kidnapped by the “Inheritors” and while spending time with Peter 2 and 3 who were confused as to why Renzo didn’t remember them and Peter 1, something in their mind snapped when they tried to think about certain things that didn’t make sense about their “roommate.” That was when after having the absolute worst headache of their life, they finally remembered who Peter was and was absolutely pissed that he went through with erasing their and everyone else’s memory of him. Basically after one-shoting of the Inheritors who were holding their Peter hostage, they initiated a fight with him out of feeling betrayed and the fact that it made them feel like Peter didn’t trust them enough. They did eventually make up though; though Peter had to deal with everyone else remembering who he was since Renzo brute-forcing through Strange’s spell helped MJ, Ned, Happy, and all of his other loved ones remember him. Well at least no one else remembered that he was Spider-man at least...)

While Peter, Ned and MJ went on the school trip to Europe, “lucky” Renzo and Mary-Beth got trapped within Westview and got to be “special guests” on Wandavision due to being in the wrong place and the wrong time (aka Renzo went with Mary-Beth to look at colleges in the Jersey area against their will and only intended to stop in Westview to get something to eat when Wanda had her mental breakdown). Strangely though, while both of them were still forced to follow Wanda’s unconscious machinations, they still retained more of their free will than other Wandavision “cast members”...

Obviously the universe that they occupy has a lot of things go differently than the main MCU universe. For example, instead of Bucky, Sam, and Shuri being one of the people dusted, Steve and Sarah Wilson get dusted instead and Shuri has to try and run Wakanda by herself without her brother nor her mother. Also Alexei doesn’t get dusted either and has to deal without having Melina and Yelena with him.

And since his sister got dusted while leaving her sons alone, Sam had to step up and move down to Louisiana to take care of his nephews (with Bucky and Nat becoming an honorary uncle and aunt).

Also Bucky and Tony managed to begrudgingly come to an understanding and while they’re not “friends” per say Tony doesn’t want to kill him anymore and doesn’t blame him for his parents deaths. He still wants to slap Rogers though...

Of course Bucky and Nat become closer and end up dating and eventually married.

Nat and Tony don’t die. Renzo uses a loophole on Voromir to prevent their mom from sacrificing herself and since Tony “shares’ the load of the Infinity Stones with Nebula (who was the one actually wearing the glove) and with a powered-up Renzo and Mary-Beth (basically another Seer who was a proxy to a slumbering eldritch creature: this time KHAOS’ counterpart: KOSMOS, who was the personification of order/ frenemy of Renzo). Tony still ended up in a coma for a couple of years, and Nebula almost died and was out of commission for a couple of months. Same with Renzo and Mary-Beth.

Also Sam and Steve get married as well when the Blip is reversed and Steve doesn’t go back in time to be with Peggy. Sam still becomes the new Captain America though, and Steve becomes the nephews' cool but dorky, Uncle Steve. Steve also basically becomes a “trophy husband” as he likes to joke and has full on retired but will still be an ornery, stubborn, bastard that tries to unionize everything and protest against injustice.

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Drawn Reference: https://www.deviantart.com/faint-requiem/art/MCU-OC-Renzo-Barnes-Revenant-937451201

Tumblr Tag: https://dolce-elegy.tumblr.com/tagged/renzo%20barnes

Spotify Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0f5SO3CbQGkH9El9i4d9tb?si=f267a9dfd6d44fae

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#marvel oc #mcu oc #mcu ocs #ocappreciation #ocapp #ocfairygodmother #renzo barnes #revenant #you will pERCEIVE

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arhiopea · 2 years

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К твоим ногам я сыпал роз лепестки, а оказалось, ты ебёшь мне мозги, пока тебя ебёт богатый дрозд из Москвы..

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aleksandrvarma · 1 year

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lukazone · 6 days

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Департамент охраны Министерства внутренних дел Республики Беларусь. Барановичский отдел. Заместитель начальника охранного ведомства. Полковник милиции. Дата рождения: 29.07.1978 г. Барановичи https://luka.zone/person/09d2a210-fe78-4b57-b775-b12621a63309

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7ooo-ru · 9 days

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Экс-чемпиона мира по боксу Дрозда обвинили в нарушении антидопинговых правил

Бывший чемпион мира по версии WBC в первом тяжёлом весе Григорий Дрозд подозревается в нарушении антидопинговых правил.

Подробнее https://7ooo.ru/group/2024/09/14/994-eks-chempiona-mira-po-boksu-drozda-obvinili-v-narushenii-antidopingovyh-pravil-grss-341064758.html

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strimkino · 12 days

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Дрозд (Сериалы 2023)

https://0o.strimkino.com/206-drozd.html

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schizofr · 17 days

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Переделкинский пересмешник

Ловите птичку, Гриша!

Выкладываю видео с аншлага моего кроткого, но отнюдь не томного ожидания в Переделкинском фойе знаменитых наших литераторов и, считай, бывших литературоведов, кои способны на чистой еде стать так же литераторами и сказать ныне и тебе, Гриша умиссимус да маршалиссимус - и, главное, всё с усами у Гриши! - подвинься-ка ты, малой да Служивый!

Аншлаг прошел, считай, моментально - дорога до аншлага была куды как длиннее, да оторопистее.

Посему выложу и парочку стремглавых фоточек с того последнего дня лета 2024-ого года.

Август, тридцать первое число, день теплый и солнечный.

Опоздать на час и сорок пять минут - было самым разумным, как оказалось после. Я и сама не думала, что в ожидании 316 автобуса, - коего я около Новопеределкинского метро ждала еще минут тридцать! - я таки доеду до литераторов, но и не только лишь! Еще и они все окажутся в необходимом мне сборе - считай, на винной толкучек, созданной специально для выведения у них из-под их же умных носов моих ранее переданных визиточек.

Но - я неразумно опоздала, и меня даже не смутил факт получасового ожидания автобуса у метро.

Скажу честно, не думала, что кого-то из них застану, но решила-таки пройтись под сенью сосенных лещей у зеленых дачных домиков и веранд советской, сталинско-хрущевской выстройки.

Короче, ехала на триста шестнадцатом уже и не задумываясь, а просто в желании подышать чистым Переделкинским воздухом - ну не Грише ведь одному там гулять и думы великие свершать, не так ли?

При заходе на территорию Переделкинских домиков, увидела и многолюдье и самого виновника торжества сатанинских литературных чертей - лично господин Варламов давал видеобенефис и отвечал на, надеюсь-таки, пристойные вопросы журналиста.

Я, - так случилось, - скромненько прошлась со своей упыриной рожею задним фоном его идеального видеоряда, взглянув и заценив и его умную не прогибающуюся под напором войны спину, и бамперный округлый форменный заднячок, и его верхний говорящий полуавтомат, а после направилась в основной особняк писателей, в их пристанище и место дум для птичек, которым вечно сложно новое воспринимать, даже ежели и под нос прям суют, раздробив предварительно как кукурузкино зерно.

И когда зашла посмотреть и слегка взглянуть на публику, оценить тайные дела гоу-азиатов на второй этеж главного здания писательского поселка, я обнаружила их предосенний стоячий фуршет.

Столы не лились рекой и не пузырились, да и икра не падала на пол с посеребреных ложек, но газики таки шли кверху в длинных бокалах на стройных ножках. Я сначала и недопоняла - что там они все и есть - прям в кормушке птичечки стоят на своих лапках и лялякают.

Кормушка Читальным залом зовется - так было написано на табличке, пришпандоренной к дверям.

Двери охранник старался закрывать, прикрывая срамное губительное кормушкино дело, но некто - тот или иной певчий дрозд - все высовывался из Читальни и таки вновь открывал двери со вздохом, что, мол, слишком душно ныне, непереносимо жарко.

В общем, увидев всех птичечек лялякальщиц, что мне были необходимы, я засуетилась и подключила камеру. Во избежание слишком большого объема файла - хотя я могу рассуждать и поучать до бесконечности - я решила все ж жать на паузы, когда никто не выходит из кормушки и даже не высовывается. Итого файл получился небольшой, посему выкладываю его и на Облаке mail.ru в виде ссылки (ссылка рабочая!), и отдельно в Моем Мире на mail.ru (именно в Моем Мире отчего-то, лично у меня, при просмотре с экрана мобильного гаджета видео всегда выдает ошибку, связанную с невозможностью просмотра в данном формате).

К сему видео, которое я даже редактировать не сочла необходимым - уж пущай будет, как оно и было - исторически! - могу добавить лишь два кратких комментария, по самой сути.

Я записываю аудиофайлы, и потому в самих файлах я уже сотни раз рассказывала про те или иные моменты жизни, которые меня заинтересовывают и за коими я давным-давно наблюдаю. Но по видео у меня не было возможности рассказать за кадром и пояснить, а потому пишу здесь.

Первое пояснение: в Шубинской редакции все девушки, что пишут, ширококостные - ну или почти все. Имею в виду, тем самым, нашу ширококостную страну. Повторю не единожды, что половина гения - ровно половина, а это отнюдь как не мало! - в наблюдательности. Чем кость шире, тем и таз шире, тем и тазовая область более громкая, гремит, звучит, как Царь-Колокол. Это не европейский, зачастую тонкокостный ход, а именно срединная и отчасти Восточная Европа так звучит. Колени у девушек и у женщин в нашей стране, а не только у мужчин - и даже если в остальном женщины тонкосложенные! - все равно часто именно широкие. Это, в свою очередь, означает, что коленом такие люди смогут дать очень сильный маховый отпор - отвалишься, откуда привалился!

Что уж говорить, если моя бабушка Александра была не в одном лишь колене широка - а во всей своей и фигуре и стати, и даже в каждом отдельно взятом пальце - вплоть до мизинца!

Посему колено - есть форма характера.

Объясняю это во избежание недоразумений и дабы упредить выкрики по типу "сионистко-костные дела просьба устранить!"

И второе пояснение: когда я выражаюсь, что страну необходимо разделить на две части, я имею в виду очень определенные исторические обоснованные подходы к сему разделению. Во-первых, на дворе двадцать первый век, граждане, посему разделять страну и можно и нужно не по хрякову хребту топором рубить, а по-умному водоразделу идти. Политики для того и созданы самим провИдением, чтобы ум политический на деле применять и составлять новые карты не только в их атласном изображении, но и во внутриполитическом убранстве. Создай, придумай новую юридически грамотно оформленную территорию с неведанным доселе статусом - и получишь устройство государства по новым, своим целевым и подходящим именно тебе и твоей стране правилам.

Необходимо включать и голову и ум, а не так - вечно проживать в срединном государстве, и не ведать, где Запад России, а где ее Восток. А они - эти две части широченного государства - есть, и всегда были. И, поверьте, идиотов всегда больше, нежели дураков, а умных всегда меньше, чем всех остальных - надобно и об этом помнить, как помнит о сем история, соразумно отделив когда-то Калининград ото всей остальной территории Новой уже России.

Делайте дела по-умному, и не страдайте старообрядщиной.

Невозможно иметь тонкий и острый ум в широченном, раздутом на весь континент теле - при том вниз Россия не растет, - Казахстан отдала давным-давно - а в ширь так и стоит бабой с широченными неправильными чертами тела. Все имеет свои пропорции, и ежели они прям с виду выбиваются и выглядят устрашающими, значит, надо их подправить - по уму!

Придумывайте способ отделить Восток России от ее же Запада - и людям здесь, на Западе страны, без постоянного Восточного подлива и влияния станет куда как легче жить, проще, умнее.

Поверьте, в таком вИдении и есть ум.

Ну а уж про многострадальный Калининград - Кенигсберг, и говорить нечего. Тут и само по себе умному и так всё понятно.

Ну вот такие вот Переделкинские дела.

За четкий Шаргуновский ответ - невидимого до сих пор в моей ленте писателя - я благодарю. Равно как и за такой же четкий ответ ректора ЛИТа Варламова. Ни к одному, ни к другому после их четких ответов я ни разу более не подойду - не вижу смысла бодаться с неразумением и далее - по списку их упущений, огрехов и даже грехов. Не позвать, не кликнуть Толкача и Аннушку - способны лишь те, кто сами принимают решения за других людей, при этом даже не уведомляя их самих, - суть есть оказанное к сим людям пренебрежение.

Если Шаргунов лично захочет изменить ситуацию - милости просим. Если нет - на выход из бани. Я не для того почти пятьдесят лет мукрыжилась и наблюдала, и молчала за всем народом, включая собственную семью, подъезд, четырехподъездный дом, двор, парковую зону, реку Яуза, институт и даже метрополитен, чтобы еще столько же идиотами себя окружать.

Надеюсь, Аннушка будет и при делах, и в силе как и ее девочки - равно как и РомАновский бульварный журнал-газета, предводительствуемый ее Дедом, назовем его так.

Жду приглашения на чай, если уж не на чаепитие с мармеладкой.

Все, кто меня не приглашают на чай и обходят стороной - есть китай.

Остальных доумливых птичек жду - и даже с нетерпением.

Гриш, у меня есть очень хорошая клетка - для птенчика. Могу тебе ее подарить - заведешь певчую хухрыжку. Клетка, выполненная вручную, с арочным плетением в классическом стиле и на деревянной основе - выполненная на заказ кому-то до меня еще. Брала на Авито - не бесплатно, платила, Гриш, - понравилась правильная клеткина форма. Как в кино из дворянского гнезда. Если не интересует - буду предлагать Водолазу, а тебя о том сразу предупреждаю. Чтоб не волновать тебя после. Выбросить, Гриш, жаль - говорю честно, клетка хороша. Но и в Варшаву везти нет смысла - птичка и тишина вещи пока не совместимые. А оставлять там, где птичек не жаждут ни видеть, ни слышать - уж лучше тогда Водолазу толкнуть и тут же установить.

Думай, прежде чем отказать.

И считаю, что два моих предложения, две мои шикарные инициативы для Госдумы РФ необходимо как можно скорее подготовить - до начала военных действий - и приступить к их законодательному формированию и оформлению, дабы народу жилось и легче, и безопаснее, и лучше.

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