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[lovesick-jester-from-hell]

On one hand, I love the potential for angst in a villainous self-ship. I love them, but what they’re doing is horrifying, and the push and pull of that internal conflict is delicious.

On the other hand, I also love the idea of being all in for my F/O’s villainy. Helping to wash the blood from their hair or clothes, grabbing painkillers from the cupboard, scheming with them and offering ideas, being a sweet and loving lil housewife/househusband so they have a nice meal prepared when they come back from the carnage. That twisted sense of domesticity 🤲

[dethmail]

hey toki :D!

just wanted to send a couple pictures of my cat Percy, he’s a big fan of yours!

he says that he hopes you have a very merry christmas if you celebrate :D!

Hellos!

Oh wowee! Tell Percy I ams a fans of hims too! What a cutes cats! Loves his little face... Is that stuffed animals his friends? That ams so precious! Thanks you for sharings with me! Merry Christmas to you and Percy if you celebrates too! If nots happy holidays, hopes this holiday seasons has been brutals to yous (in the best ways possibles!)

Your friend,

Toki Wartooth

[veryvaughnny]

Me realizing that in order to understand the plot and simp for characters, i have to actually watch the show/movie

[ranpd]

i saw rhis and thought of you

omg…..i know that guy :)

[6-022-10-23]

man i had a beta fish too, a male and a female, they were absolutely gorgeous....then they died

[4kts]

HELLO????? PPYONG?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?@8-#+#+@(#;*(#!#($!$?#("+$)1)$-8$;$(#

[teardropsonmyviolin]

lost in japan | mv1

pairing : gymnast!fem!reader x max verstappen

genre : social media au

summary : in which y/n is a well known gymnast who has a very obvious obsession with f1 (with redbull, specially max) there’s a new romance brewing when she finally meets max!

a/n : thank you to anon for requesting this!! 🩷 requests are always open!! i need some inspo recently 😭 i’m horrible at gymnastics terminology even though i have gymnast friends… plz forgive for how badly i did

yourusername

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yourusername 🍜🤸‍♀️🏎️

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yourbff someone needs to conduct a study on you and your obsession with f1 😕

yourusername it’s a healthy addiction.

lilymhe talented talented girl!!! ❤️ so lovely seeing you traveling again to see the races!!

yourusername i think i’m in love with you? let’s hang out sometime!!!

username y/n’s love for f1 is so me

username wait lily and y/n are friends? how do they know each other?

username i’m pretty sure they met in the paddock a few years back? they hit off and they’re close friends now! :)

username i saw you at the first rounds, u and ur team did so good!!!

yourusername thank you so much, I'm glad you thought so!! 🤍

username how do u have money for this

username LIFESTYLE GOALS DEF

username how to be y/n l/n

maxverstappen1

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maxverstappen1 lovely race! had a great time winning here in front of some amazing fans, and a great time meeting some people! 🇯🇵

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username y/n was talking about manifesting a max win in her live

username the caption is so obviously toward y/n 😭 have y’all seen her post?

username who’s y/n? everyone in the comments is talking about her

username shes a college level gymnast! she’s a very enthusiastic f1 fan lol and has been wanting to meet the drivers for a while!!

username another max win like usual 😢

username i know for a fact that y/n was representing all of us max girlies fan girling

yourusername

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yourusername i got lost in japan but at least i met max verstappen!!!!! *real!!!* *not clickbait!!!!* in all seriousness, i had a great time meeting you, and you’re such a lovely person to be around! 🤍

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yourbff 👀

yourusername shut up 😭😭

username y/n’s bff knows something we don’t…

maxverstappen1 i had a great time meeting you! you’re so incredibly talented! 🙌

yourusername wow thank you so much??? you have so much talent, it’s crazy!

username the hand placement for both of them??? i see y’all…

username THE SMILES AWEEWWE 🥹🥹🥹🥹

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yourusername

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yourusername monthly recap ⏰

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maxverstappen1 good luck for the upcoming nationals!

yourusername thank you so much, max :)🤍🤍

yourbff the man in the first pic?? y/n.

yourusername my bf is so amazing i know ☺️🤍🤍

↬ yourbff BF?????? GIRL TEXT ME RN.

username WAIT Y/N HAS A BF?

username boyfriend is max. i’m calling it. it’s fucking verstappen.

username it’s so fucking obvious it’s him too 😭😭😭

username verstappen fr winning at everything 😢

username I HAVE SO MUCH FAITH FOR YOU AND UR TEAM IN NATIONALS 🙏🙏

yourusername THANK YOUUUUUU!!!! 🤍🤍

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yourusername

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yourusername celebrating a huge huge nationals win with the bested team in the whole wide universe and my loving boyfriend! couldn’t ask for a better weekend! 🥹🥹🤍💐

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username CALLED IT.

username congrats on winning nationals!!!! very much deserved!

username max and y/n always winning wbk

yourbff ILYSM AND IM SO SO PROUD OF HOW FAR YOU’VE COME!

yourusername my biggest supporter ilysm 🥹

yourbff max getting you flowers as he should!!!

yourusername plz 😭

maxverstappen1 so incredibly proud of the effort you put in. ❤️ i love you.

yourusername u don’t know how much this means coming from you 🥹💐🩷

maxverstappen1 prettiest girl i’ve ever seen.

yourusername STOP i love you

[saturniolos]

besties (matt sturniolo x reader) ౨ৎ⋆ ˚｡⋆

notes: this took me days. i am going BLIND plz show sum love &&&&& hey——— come talk to me ! (btw this type of editing/social media aus have been around for ages- credit goes to the person who came up with it first!!)

yourusername

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yourusername happy 20th my boys. thank u for driving me around and feeding me and being the greatest airbnb hosts when i be acting up … 🦌🦌🦌🤍 love you always.

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christophersturniolo love you freak

sturniolohens their friendship >>

nicksfries i love them

mattsturns cant wait for the ship tiktoks 😩

sturniolotrippies THE MATCHING TSHIRTS WITH MATT ARE YOU KIDDING US Y/N

yourusername i be getting that bag anything for my dawgs

christophersturniolo @yourusername where’s the one of you were wearing my boxers

nicolassturniolo HELL NAH

matthew.sturniolo 🩷🏇🏻

sturnsfilm the pink heart are you jokingjfjfjfjjff 😔😔😔

mattsplaylist PINK HEART 😩

mattsturniyolo THE HORSE???

chrisraress i feel like they’re all best friends but matt and y/n have a different kinda friendship its so pure 🤍

hoeslovesturniolos the last slide lmfao TRUE they saved my life

mattscarkeys matt girls were winning look at that stubble

nicolassturniolo love you alwayssss 🧚‍♀️💛💚🧡❤️🩷

yourusername guys stop thirsting this is a thirst free account!

madisonbeer sweetest 🤍🎧🌷🪩🦩

nathandoe8 yndawg my birthday’s coming up 👌🏼

yourusername when

nathandoe8 😐

madifilipowicz marry me y/n 🍬🍬🍬

yourusername WHEN!

nicolassturniolo @matthew.sturniolo

yourusername @nicolassturniolo girl gtfo!!!! 😡

mattsbelly YO WHAT??? WHY THE MATT TAG

ynsnosepiercing WHAT DID WE MISS

yourusername

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yourusername i lvoe crazy bitchsees 😍⏰🪩🐎🦋 !!!◡̈!! guys i went skiing for the first time as well- can u tell :-)))…

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madifilipowicz ur soooo 🥹🥹🥹🦩🩷🦋🍬🍬🍩🌈

yourusername 🪐🩷 love ya forever !

mattscarkeys shy introverted and weird….. someone’s cookin’

sammydawson let them cook bae

chrissassturniolo yk who’s shy and introverted and weird?

gimmemystaaaaff DONT SAY IT she’ll block us atp 😂

nicolassturniolo my gawwwwd 🦋🦋🦋

larray okay i see you 😍

matthew.sturniolo Can I borrow the green shoes

yourusername yas darling x

matthew.sturniolo 🤭

ynslipgloss DARLING !!!

christophersturniolo mona lisa ohhh

yourusername yeahhh the mona lisa ayyyyyy

mattlovebot ur hand in marriage @yourusername

leclercftsturn is this matt’s burner account?? lol

megamatthew44 tears on my thighs frrrr

matthew.sturniolo

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matthew.sturniolo Huge toothpick fan

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christophersturniolo 👊🏻😊

nathandoe8 clean

mattstoothpick MAAAAATTTTTT 😍😍😍😍

nicksdirtysocks GOD ITS ME AGAINNNNN

sturniyoolo babygirl matt is back 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

nicolassturniolo cutie

yourusername on gawd babygirl ☺️🤍🐎🩷

matthew.sturniolo 🩹🤍🐎

chrislovebot he was a horseboi, she was a horsegurl ☺️

nicolassssssturn ON GAWD BABYGIRL 😂😂

mattsturny you guys are sickeningly cute n lovely

larray walk that walk ❗️

yourusername would definitely

nicsturniolos Y/N WHAT

latinamatt FINISH THE SENTENCE BESTIE!!!!!!!!????

gayhorsegirl Y/N 🤭🤭🤭🤭🙃 wtf

beerpongchris y/n’s intrusive thoughts winning again

ynseeyore girl 🌝

nicolassturniolo @yourusername …let’s get you to bed grandma 🙂

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yourusername new year new me xo

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nicolassturniolo it’s February

yourusername go be a hater somewhere else

madisonbeer im in love with u 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🐑

mattlovebot MY WIFEEEEEEE

christophersturndaily HER

ynskitten drive thru with that dress hits hard

matthew.sturniolo Down bad for you girl grrr

yourusername disgusting behaviour leave :O

gamermattsgf AWWWW SHUT THE FUCK UP

ynmattsupremacy IS IT HAPPENING

ynsparkour EVERYONE STAY CALM !!!!!!

christophersturniolo y/n, don't listen to the haters. I love you, and you love me. We do not owe anyone anything. Our family is who matters. If you get likes and good comments great, if you get hate then whatever because THEY DON'T MATTER. I love you💕

yourusername 😳 bye

matthew.sturniolo What family are you talking about bro

ynslovebot chris so unserious byeeee 🤣

nickstrniolo matt has no clue about the reference i love this

matthew.sturniolo ❤️❤️🐎🐎🦩🌠🌷🌍🌍🌍

gracewee bro keysmashing

mattscup calm down my dude 😳

sturnioloteam matt we get it and we agree

thesturnioloos someone said matt’s fighting for his dear life in the comments section and i can’t stop laughing xjxjjdjxhdhshsydhdysytssg

matthew.sturniolo I love you 🤟🏼

[lovesick-jester-from-hell]

I come offering an f/o question whenever you have the time 💜 (If this has been asked before, I apologize 🙏🏻)

What love languages would you say they're most likely to use? Feel free to choose a single f/o or multiple if you'd like :3

OHHHHH OKAY I’VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE THO!! If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to ramble a bit about all my beloveds 👀💞

Freddy’s is physical touch, obviously. Dude is handsy as hell and loooooves to be all up in my personal space. Words of affirmation too, he’s a chatty lil sweet talker.

Gabriel doesn't have a specific love language – he’s so starved for any kind of affection and so unused to giving it out that he just does whatever strikes him in the moment. And he’ll take whatever shows of affection I can give him (which is usually quality time since that’s my love language).

Amanda’s a mix of acts of service and words of affirmation. She’s a bitch who likes to be busy, she doesn’t like being stuck in her head because that’s a bad place to be for her. So if she can do something for me, she wants to do it. But she likes receiving words of affirmation.

Jack’s definitely a words of affirmation type of guy. Unfortunately, he tends to get a bit….. well, hyperfocused on his science work and/or his plans for world domination, so he'll disappear for long stretches of time. Actual time spent with him can be sporadic. But he’ll also wax poetic about his love if given the chance and on occasion he'll do some gift giving too. He’s invisible and steals nice shit whenever he wants, he doesn’t give a fuck (he does about me tho 🥰🥰🥰)

And as for Karlach, since she can’t touch anyone without burning them, her love language has to be quality time. It doesn’t matter what we’re doing. But she wants to be doing it with me. She’s also really big on physical affection, but the infernal engine makes that kind of impossible for a while. Once a solution for it is reached, though? She is not fucking letting go lmao

[dethmail]

Will there be a Dethklok pin up calendar? I'd pay my soul top dollar for a picture of everyone in their stage getup with the corpse paint!

Hey there... It's me... FACEBONES!!!

I've heard this idea circulating about Dethklok pin up calendars! It should be a thing, especially with all the thirsting we get from you all! Unfortunately Klokateer #1012 isn't good at art, but maybe you could convince some mtl artists to collaborate for the idea! Wouldn't that be fun???

[veryvaughnny]

Because meanwhile while you're posting hate comments about my f/o, I'm over here snuggling and kissing them and giving them flowers. Now, which one of us are REALLY benefiting here 😎?

[ranpd]

SO TRUE !!!!!

[hotvampireadjacent]

Twas the night 🌑 🌙 before 😂 DICKmas 🍆❄ 🌌🌠🎄and all 💯 through the house 🏠 🏠, BIG 😱 ERECTIONS ⬆ 🍆 WERE STIRRING 💯👌👀, AS BIG 😱😩 AS A MOUSE 🐭. 😮🙌🌭🌽Their SCHLONGS were hung 🍆🍑 ⬇️ from their groins 🍆 with good 👌 care 💅, 🏒 In hopes 🙏🙌 🙏🏼 MAGIC ✨🧙‍♂️ PUSSIES 🐱 😻🌈😜 soon 🔜 would be there. 😮😮 The SLUTS 👅💦 were all 💯 nestled, snug ⬆ in their beds 🛌 😴🛌 while dreams🤔💭 of RED 🔴 ❤️🔴DILDOS danced👯💃in their heads😊😴👅 And daddy 👨💍😍 in his 💦 G-STRING😉🌚, and I 👥 in the SACK🛏🎊😄 had just settled 👍 down 🔻 for a LONG😉📏📕📙 winter’s THWACK‼️🔞🗯😝

Only a few ⏰ more hours 🕐 🕰 til ⬆ Santa 🎅 🎅🏾CUMS!!! 👊🏻💦🎊 Make 💘 sure 💯 your 👉🍆💦 cookie 🍪😳 🍪 is yummy 😋🤤 ✔️enough for him 👴 🎅🏿 to eat 👅🍑! 👅👅 Send 📨📬 this to 1️⃣2️⃣ of your 👉🏿 SLUTTIEST 👄 😈 DICKMAS 🍆❄ 🌽COCKSUCKERS 🌽 to get 🉐 BUTTFUCKED 😵😵😵 by Santa’s XXXtra 🎅🏾 long 🕚 💈 North 👆 Pole 💈! 💈Have a MERRY 🎊 DICKMAS 😜👃🏻💦 and a SLUTTY 🍆💦 😜 NEW 🆕 YEAR 📆📅 😘😘😘

[alicerovai]

FREYJA, part 7! ⏰💙

When you think to be lonely and unloved, just try to believe that a Jotun God or Goddess, maybe, is thinking of you… you never know! 🤭💕

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